₦airaland Forum

omanifrank:
https://nalaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/starnalaugh.jpg

She must be an Udi woman

intrepid:
If you don't know what this is or you never used it,abeg just respect all man wey go describe am here.
We no be mates...

Yes na, ,

Chuke the biro into the cassette and ur good to go....ideas

tiwaz:
The former President was seen at the Gwarimpa branch of First Bank where he went to process his BVN

http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=1943

The hero of modern democracy,

God bless you GEJ

NgeneUkwenu:
NgeneUkwenu Spoke and the Able Presido Listened!!



https://www.nairaland.com/2424001/buhari-time-sack-military-chiefs

What are you feeling like

jaittofidelix1:
I was in a church and in need of charge for the offering, this was the reply I got from the usher that was ment to change my money 1k for me...

You asked a question and an answer was given, what did you expect? For her to start other opening envelopes looking for change for you.

It also doesn't look good asking for change from the offertory box in church

FowlYansh:
The north must completion their 8 years so since Buhari is not running in 2019, then I believe the New PDP which is already growing in the APC, will have to field ATIKU&EKWEREMADU for sure victory.

Yes, North must completion their tenure!

4Play:
That Godwin Emefiele is the most inept CBN Governor I have ever seen. To go from Sanusi to this numpty is a tragedy.

The problem is amplified by Nigerians' obsession with maintaining a strong Naira which he is trying to serve by these ad hoc idiotic measures. The sooner he is sacked, the better. That GEJ appointed this buffoon in the first place speaks volumes.

Inept because he doesn't make noise like your hero Sanusi

They're lucky PDP didn't choose to make him the senate president

Very gentlemanly of Wike.

The APC noisemakers here were spoiling for war rather he chose the noble part.

Congratulations to Rivers ppl

To hell with that the negotiation!

All these kids sef, when I tweet my own ehh

glimpse33:
What state is this guy from?


cc Lalasticlala

Faith at work!

That dude must be from any of Okunerere or Omega fire ministries

Bibidear:
Owk,we know jonathan was clueless, buh what are the measures u taking in finding those gals

Buhari is nothing close to GEJ! Atleast we knew we had a president.

God bless Mr Jonathan

Someone should tell mr President that his time is running out...2 months is already here

There's nothing nudde here nau,

Show the full pix or......

Then show Nigerians that you are different, after all you have been the Prime minister sorry President since May 29!

APC is a convergence of strange bed fellows...

God bless GEJ

He comes too quickly, haba, just run him aboniki.

@topic, it's difficult to believe that a man who rarely gets the urge to make love will cum so quickly, I can say his non interest in having sex might have to do with his lack of confidence, knowing he is just a one minute man.

XavierBlue:
they are looking shelter



Xavierblue

Abi, make I look for my own shelter too

Make it simple, he just have to start with

Reducing $1 to 1naira,

Control world oil price,

Stop terrorism in 60 days(20 days to go),

And also make sure my younger brother who's still searching for job gets his 5k alert every month!

You mean guys get under ladies skirts, like seriously

What are they looking for?

Airforce1:
Lalasticlala abeg no jealous this guy

He's a big boy

Your intention is to make Seun feel jealous abi..

You'll get a ban soon

We need results and an end to Boko Haram

All these "we will" statements,

We need results!

KingsAutos:
WITHOUT SHIPPING AND CLEARING SIR

OK I for say o, it'll be better you state all the possible costs for each car.

Your prices are good though especially the one on Trucks, happy sales

KingsAutos:
Super Give-Away

2007 Honda Civic Hybrid for 900k

900k all cost inclusive? Please explain

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
The governor called dis project a developmental achievement of his administration.

Is that his uncle?

Buhari's 72 years is his football age o... for real, he should be 82!

udemejack:
The government of President
Muhammadu Buhari has explained
how it plans to negotiate with deadly
Boko Haram insurgents to renew
peace in Nigeria. It should be noted that during the
electoral campaign President Buhari promised not to negotiate with the
insurgents if elected as president. However, in a BBC interview last night Buhari has greeted negotiations with
Boko Haram terrorists.Willing To Negotiate Nigerian government has clarified its
stand in a press release issued from his
Abuja office. Femi Adesina, presidential spokesman,
has said the Nigerian state is putting in
place mechanisms that would entirely
destroy Boko Haram from a
multinational level. The statement further noted that the
government would regard negotiations
with the Islamist sect if they accept to
do so. Read full statement below: Most wars, however furious or vicious,
often end around the negotiation table.
So, if Boko Haram opts for negotiation,
the government will not be averse to it.
Government will, however, not be
negotiating from a position of weakness, but that of strength. The
machinery put in place, and which will
be set in motion soon, can only
devastate and decapitate insurgency. It
is multinational in nature, and relief is
on the way for Nigeria and her neighbours. President Muhammadu
Buhari is resolute. He has battled and
won insurgency before, he is poised to
win again. It is a promise he made to
Nigerians, and he is a promise keeper. But I say again, if the insurgents want
to negotiate, no decent government
will be averse to such. Didn’t the
Taliban and Americans also negotiate
in Afghanistan?http://www.naij.com/479248-pmb-government-explains-negotiations-with-boko-haram.html

The Presidency should just shove the explanation into their pocket!