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I remember this guy from Slumdog Millionaire. He was the host of that quiz show that almost killed that boy for getting the answers correctly.

kingxsamz:
Lol, what makes you think you haven't swallowed the chip already?
What makes u think they can't put those chips in the food you eat?
What makes you think those chips haven't been planted in your devices?
What makes you think you won't be injected with the vaccine whenever you fall ill and pay a visit to the hospital?
I wonder how some of you reason, like there are feathers in your head instead of a brain.

StrikeBack:
Look at this young man, coming from a country that is 80% dependent on foreign commodities

Construction- chinese

Electricity- Chinese

Port construction- Chinese
Airport construction - Chinese

Oil drilling- Rest of the world




Bro, you will collect that chip when its out

U dey mind am? Some of them have even eaten the chip and they don't know lol.

cleanvessel:
I wonder how you reason.

You are just saying trash.

Says the impotent guy that hasn't done a miracle before but he is trying to lecture us on the reason for his impotence. Lol

cleanvessel:
You don't go about looking for the dead to be raised. Why because it is not all the dead that should be raised because many dead people deserve to die as the time appointed for them is fulfilled.

Like I said earlier, there were dead people in the time of Jesus, which he didn't raise to life. There were many sick, who he didn't heal.

Therefore, the wrong accusation by people like you that we are not doing what the Bible says we should do is unfounded.

You have already admitted you are powerless. Stop making noise and let people with power talk jare. When you raise the dead you can come back to lecture us on how it works.

cleanvessel:
Who told you I have raised the dead before.? Am I Jesus?

But Jesus said you will do greater things than him na. Why are you here talking if you don't actually have any experience?

Fake fvcker. Unless he wants to turn back the hands of time to 27th of March and then erase the virus, no one with brain will take the fraud seriously again.

zionmde:
So u are an actual man


Na wa oooo

Definitely not a neutered man like you. That's for sure. I am calling out your bullshit for the whole world to see. You are lost already and condemned to lick ass of frauds you call pastor. My replies to you are not for your benefit. Its not like you are gonna magically grow balls, is it?

inice:
The G.O of Victory At The Cross church, pastor Amanda Godson Mikel in today's service warned his members to store food cause God told him that the pandemic will continue till July ending.He said he has been praying to God for mercy for the sake of His children. The world leaders are busy running helter-skelter but not consulting Him for help
He also prophecied the death of a prominent politician on April 10th 2020 during his church Virgil. I had a recording of that one but my camera was not too good. I will post the youtube video. He advised we should keep asking God for mercy

Foolish lies. Tell your foolish pastor to stop lying. Now you and the fake pastor with a woman's name want to start claiming to forsee Abba Kyari's death after the fact. Lol. Tell Pastor Angela to get a life.

zionmde:
The same would have been said of AIDS wen it was still a kind of new disease, but now people are being healed of AIDS, The word of God is no respecter of the name of any disease,
ok now a question for u
How exactly do u want these pastors to heal Corona virus patients?
Or should they just stay in their room and proclaim healing to all Corona patients?
Am not defending any pastor in particular, but I have seen miracles with my own eyes, miracle experience no one can dispute or take away from me.
I was once a person doubting the originality of these healings until I saw one myself, I broke out in tears and asked God to forgive my unbelief
.As I said before, if u are a Christian, try to stay away from raising issues that will make people doubt the potency of God's power, Anybody who after reading ur article or hearing from u got discouraged from his faith in Christ and dies has his blood on ur hands.

Now assume u are a Christian waivering in ur faith, go through wat u wrote, will it encourage u or discourage u?

If you are not a liar, name one person you know with proofs that has been healed of HIV by a pastor. Not stage actors in your church. People that you actually know and can verify. lol. You are healing HIV yet there are celebrities all over the world have HIV and you have not healed them yet. You are healing the blind yet there are verified blind celebrities in Nigeria like Cobhams but you have been unable to heal them. You are healing the lame yet Yinka Ayefele is still lame. Why are you people shameless liars?
All your "healing" and claims of healing are unverified stories by stage actors. Bring proof. This is the age of Facebook and social media. There must be proof of the people you heal before they got healed. Liars. lol

zionmde:
just a friendly advice to d OP who I presume is a Christian, I also presume u are not a Christian,so stop sounding so pained in Wats not supposed to be ur business. Now kindly swerve

Like I said, castrated men only try to bully those they think wont fight back. You have been neutered by years of indoctrination and now that you are faced with actual men who will call your foolish threats into question you have shrunken like your nonexistent balls.

zionmde:
OP how will those pastors u mentioned come into the situation when there are no more church gatherings. all they can do is to pray for this pandemic to end.
will d government allow them to lay hands on the sick
remember they don't also have to go about healing people without teaching then to build of their faith

Be careful OP hence u endanger ur life. it's better to keep quiet and allow God do his job in choosing those dat truly serve him while u face ur own relationship with God

Just be careful, Miriam didn't do much more dan u are doing before she was struck with leprosy

See foolish threats by ball-less men. Lol

Your pastors are ridiculous frauds. You can cry and threaten all you want but people's eyes are opening to your scams.

Another moronic fever dream. Guy treat malaria with dogonyaro leaves so you stop fooling yourself.

I also think members of his church should be investigated. They might be part of the nutjobs burning towers in the UK.

I can bet my two balls that he is a friend of Oyakhilome.
In the video then he claimed he was a boss in Vodafone but it turns out he was just a sales guy.

James claims to have been “head of the largest business unit” at Vodafone and was “privy” to technologies being developed.

Vodafone insiders said James had worked for the company in a sales position for less than a year 2014 at a time when 5G was not a priority for the company and was unlikely to be in his remit.

James told The Guardian he “was absolutely shocked that [a] somewhat private message to a dedicated small community went viral and [was] ubiquitously covered [on] various social media platforms”.

Why am I not surprised? The first criteria for being a pastor is to be a vicious liar. You have to be willing to stand in front of the congregation every Sunday and lie through your teeth. That's what sermons are about. Preaching what you can never practice. Telling people that God will help them while you help yourself with the contents of their pockets. Telling them you can heal them when you know you cant. Prophesying by looking at trends and doing guesswork. And pulling stunts like claiming to drink Agbo Jedi with God and driving on empty tank though no one can prove it. Freaking liars.

cleanvessel:
When Jesus was alive, healing all manners of sickness and raising the dead, were there no dead people around? Were there no sick people around?

God heals those he decides to heal for reason best known to Him.

Which dead have you raised. Name one let's confirm it.

Eulalia:
Lol wow... you're just funny. Hmm...

This clown again.

A Muslim is trying to make fun of a Christian dying from fasting against Corona. Christianity makes a lot more sense than Islam. Islam is the most ridiculous belief anyone can have. And it's because of that ridiculousness that you guys threaten dissenters in your ranks with death and grievous bodily harm.
You are so insecure about your belief and your god that you resort to violence and threats of violence at the slightest disagreement.

All the religions in this world makes more sense than Islam. That's why you guys mainly attract the lowest common denominator: illiterates, terrorists and paedophiles. You better don't start what you can't finish here.

Another dumb fever dream by one of those clowns who think the pope is the antichrist. They have realised nobody in their right mind believes such nonsense so the OP and his moronic crew have started making up dreams.

Wake up clown, there is no antichrist. There is no rapture. There is no world ending anytime soon. But there are fools who assassinate people's character to push such belief though. Your pastor who has been feeding this nonsense is the real antichrist of morons lol.

Whalegate:
NO I'm not. It's strictly based on what she is asking for, prayer partner. I needed one myself and the other person I first considered was just sending me links and broadcast, and doesn't have time, so I have to disembark.

Eulalia:
You didn't need to explain anything to him. They are fond of poke nosing around here and digging up one's post to use against them. Just ignore them.

Whalegate, you should be thanking me. I have made your job easier. Now that she is coming to your defence you are halfway there. I don't mind being the mutual antagonist that brings the two of you together.
Just don't forget me if things work out. And don't forget me if they don't either, I like to see how all these Nairaland attempts end. LMAO.

I know she said she will likely not be replying you, just keep trying I feel she is saying it for my benefit. Not that she really means it. Although you may have to try harder because it seems you came late. But I feel your CV and the advert on your topics is enough to prove you are a little more serious than your competition. Eulalia, don't let my meddling get between you and your opportunity to grab a copy now. Lol

Anyway all jokes aside, I have muddled everything up in this post to make you guys do what you would have done without our interference. So do what you have to do. Pay no heed to me. If you like pay heed, you will just be losing a chance because some faceless guy online could read your plans. Na you Sabi.

Whalegate:
check your mail dear.

I am guessing you are planning to hook her for that serious relationship needed for 2020 marriage thing on your profile. Lol.

Guy better postpone your plans. 2020 is Corona certified. Everything is unsure. Just move it to 2021. Thank me later.

These ones are arguing over fake news with no evidence lol.

midworld:
its a long story bro, full experiences. it's already written and well-told .its just a click

Nonsense. Fake story. No one is clicking that rubbish. Post it here or forget it.

HammedOlanaija:
Lol....shomo leleyi abi Soda
Oooooo feh gbo simple and explicit correction
Ride on with your logical ignorance

Mugu, show us your god.

HammedOlanaija:
You don kolo finish
Why do you keep on flaunting this retarded brain of yours?...this thread just prove how weak you are in intellectual power
Common god,you can't even differentiate it from God Lol
I made a statement so as for you to take correction but instead,you keep on vacillating around it like a stammerer


Take and heed to correction.....no one is gonna pay another fees on your behalf to learn that prof
God no be god..peace!

Mugu, show us your god. Lol

HammedOlanaija:
I can see you how much damage your eyes defect has done to you......Simple word
God & god
How can you be so stupid to utter an abnormal statement even when a corrector tries to correct your English
God no be god
They are two different words....Ahn! Ahn!

Show us your god. Simple. Keep advertising your foolishness, Mr Corrector. After you are done, show us your god. Lol.
Having a very low IQ is really limiting. This guy actually thinks he is making sense and don't know that this thread ended 2 pages back and I am just prodding him to display more of his inherent idiocy.

Mugu show us your god. Lmao

HammedOlanaija:
Your mumu too much Lol
Ask me anything about my God not god
Am I still going to sit the 3 of you down and explain the difference btwn God and god to you
Abi iru ki leleyi bayi tori olohun Lmao
You are a goddamn pester
How can you be this insensitive and dumb
You have been howling around in your jester outfit thinking you are displaying sensitive content
At least if your paranormal sensitivity can't sniff things around,your eye balls should tell you I made a clarification that I as a person worship and bow to God not god
Honorable listen attentively Lol
Don't use your blind eyes this time or perhaps you are using an expired eye lenses
Remove those lenses and see what I wrote
Simple sentence,you all mtfs still can't comprehend Lol
Ask me about my God not god
OK?

Still more nonsense. Show us verifiable evidence of your god. Show us that your god actually exists by providing proof. Lol. You are just spitting and writing foolish things everywhere and ending up looking more foolish than before. Show us your god or whatever other violent deities you believe in. If not you have failed in this thread and we have proved it. Simple.

Another fake story. Why don't you guys heal and raise up all the Christians that have been dying. It's one fake unverified imam story you want us to read. Lol. Nonsense.

All of them are scamming charlatans anyway. So what's the point. To live and scam more people? Lol

HammedOlanaija:
Are we going to say this is as a result of the Covid-19 outbreak,because you asses are all up on my neck of which I thought,you think God will come down and save you.Lol
Haven't you read about how plagues destroying thousands of lives according to history...why are they not converting from a believer to a non believer like you,depression did not even do an inch of a good thing to you.
It only makes you derail from the truthful path to that of vanity.Repent and apologize not to your Lord jesus christ because according to teaching,he was a prophet,but i will rather have you correspond to what Allah is willing to offer you.A friend just called me a die hard Muslim as if am bruce willis or jason staham Lol
well continue because not only will it tell on you,am only trying to save your asses from contaminating your next generation with what you thought you had discovered,whereas you didn't even leave your abode to seek for knowledge but instead you spent time on dummies like you on the internet waggling tail of nonentity at each other.....Save your breath and strength because still,you will never present what it is that made you conclude God never existed.
Was it you that even claim to have being a believer before?
I am 100% sure you were a Christian when you said you were once a believer
Peace! To you and the pastor that collected tithe from you and still gave you vegetable oil as anointing oil
That made you think everything other religion serves as a source of income to all the people presenting and serving under it

See cry abeg.
Never have I seen someone write so much without making a single sense. Guy keep entertaining me like the village clown you are. Never have I seen anyone struggle so hard to feel and convince himself that he is smart. So much emotion and insecurity. Pele aburo. Hahahaha

Now they said he should provide any verifiable evidence of his god he is busy prevaricating. Ogbeni you just opened a thread and made a monkey of yourself. Lol. I bet you were feeling fly in the beginning of the thread not knowing you will only end up advertising your foolishness to the world. You are bad at this. Very bad. Lol

HammedOlanaija:
Trying to stand out in terms of religion field just so you could be some kinda champion doesn't make you unique.This is not a classroom where a student might be right and other classmates might not...Call it whatever it is you want to call it.It still doesn't sound normal to hearing that in this century and time there are still some set of people that categorized themselves as ghuru that never did an explicit research to judge and back up their believe.The fact that you came up with the verse God doesn't exist doesn't make you a champion over others I repeat,Do your findings about islam then come back and tell me what you discover.
Someone was saying something about how atheist were once a believer until they became what it is,that they have become.I don't know if it was you or the other brat......Listen I don't want to even know what it is that you have to tender as models behind all these critics and allegations because if it comes to tendering facts you have none to offer to this table.Cos all this is all because you gave up on God and this thing that you are doing is as a result of depression.Prove me wrong

Can anyone make sense out of this drivel? Looks like an illiterate writing. You think this is Arabic we are writing here? Lol. All I can see is someone trying to fight and conceal his insecurities by coming to engage smarter people here and feel like he is smarter than he actually is. That's why he is using as many words as possible and still not making sense.

HammedOlanaija:
Here comes another SSCE Ghuru Lol

Better to be another "SSCE Ghuru" to someone like you than to be in agreement with your sort and the typical buffoonery you ooze. Just look at the last post you made before this one. Not even an iota of coherent thought in there, a lot of non sequiturs, bad punctuation, and an overwhelming conceit in your silly posts that makes me to shake my head in pity that a grown man like you thinks he has said something sensible in all that drivel. On top of that you can't spell something as simple as "guru". Shame.

Boy go and learn how to write before engaging me.