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HammedOlanaija:
Lol

Rozz:
I think we should rather pray for them

Except that the both of you won't be able to agree on how you want to pray. One is a diehard Muslim that thinks he is making sense lol. The other is a confused Christian that doesn't even know what a myth is. If that's not a sign of the nonexistence of both your deities, I don't know what is.

LordReed. I told you before that this was going to be a waste of time you didn't listen. All you needed to know about that dude was in his first 5 posts on this thread. You could tell he is out to get attention and not to make sense.

Tamaratonye1 my advise would be to save your breath with some people. They aren't even capable of complicated thought or seeing the faults in their own arguments. One has resorted to argumentum and populum while the other has decided to indulge in a futile act like praying because she has run out of ideas. Lol

Lol. See this crybaby. If your faith is logical you won't be afraid of it getting diminished by posts here lol.

You guys only keep reminding us that TB Joshua is a fake fool. No matter how hard you try to bring up old unrelated forecasts that you are calling prophecies, we won't stop seeing the illiterate charlatan for who he is: a dumb fraud.

Jokerman:
The OP is just pretending to be born again... Actually she's looking for a boyfriend,nor one mugu....

Abi chat buddies no dey your church ni?? Moreover all the guys pretending to be righteous though

Anything to get into that pant brother. Dem go first chat with her. Then if she fine dem go arrange meeting after Corona wahala don finish. Even if she no fine some boys go still try chook am. Na today? Even the OP sef know.

Most ladies in the religious section are actually looking for husbands so they come here to feign piety in order to attract guys they think won't use and dump them like other guys have in the past. They just don't know that boys will be boys. Lol

geoworldedu:
Thank you my brother. Buliwyf has refused to enjoy the fun while it lasted. If we make fun of Jehovah's penis, it is not far-fetched, because Jehovah also made fun of the penis of the Philistines when David cut off 200 joysticks of innocent Philistines in the Bible.

Eye for an eye
Tooth for a tooth
Penis for a penis

Look me I don't have a problem with you catching fun. I still repeat that I don't find it funny. But even when you want to catch fun one thread at a time is good. But when I log in to religious section on Nairaland and see 5-10 penis threads, that's just overdoing it and making everybody look bad.

So you can keep having your fun. But I will keep telling you and ThinkFreely that it's childish. It diminishes the quality of conversations we are having here and reduces us all to some bunch of puerile kids.

Lol. This one na small pikin. TB Joshua the mugu predicted during the financial crisis that there will be a financial crisis at an unspecified time in the future. Lol

This comedian has more sense than Pastor Chris. Lol

Just so you know. I know you are the same hopeless fool using another handle and trying to give life to his thread. So I will stop engaging. But like I said, grow up. Very soon it will be atheists and irreligious people coming for you. You make everyone here look bad with your foolishness.

GodSaklek:
Point of correction ,do you have brain at all?, is it possible for 13 years old boy to bravely say something like this or even have access to Nairaland to write something like this?, it's better you use your brain that was given unto you my friend..

You are not only immature. You are a slowpoke. You think you are trolling me. Maybe you should look at my history to know the belief of the person you are dealing with. You think and talk like a kid. Your idea of fun is for the simple-minded. Keep crying. I am not a theist or even believe in God. But I will keep telling you to grow up.
I know you are dumb. You will reply me again and try to say something about joysticks. Just grow up. That's my advice to you. Dumb kids on Nairaland. Gone are the days when atheists and irreligious people are actually the epitome of intelligence here. Then I used to be proud when I read as a guest and it made me very vocal about my unbelief.

Now every scoundrel seem to want to be named among the ranks. Every hopeless riffraff with nothing to do thinks that trolling is a form of argument.

Like I said, grow up.

GodSaklek:
But geoworldedu is the one that wrote it not me,he said he has seen yahweh dick before and geoworldedu doesn't lie, so it's a must for me to laugh..

And like I said, grow up. Laugh all you want. You are immature. If those kind of silly jokes littering everywhere is funny to you, you need to grow up.

LordReed:
This is not a reason to accept that the Quran is true and correct.


Scientists proved what about Pharoah?

You get time o. You no dey look person before you engage am lol. The guy wants to start lying about Quran right now lol

GodSaklek:
He was saying the truth...

Like I said, you boys should grow up. This is the kind of things 13-year-olds find funny. There are many ways to argue against religion than this dumb nonsense.

Grow up.

Rozz:
They are been deceived by some myths and the worst of them are these new set of Atheist that sprung up in 2004,they believe religion is just a protoscience and that is why i call them shallow thinkers

This one is trying too hard to sound intelligent and failing woefully. Some times it's better to stick to displaying hips on Nairaland than talking about things beyond your ken. You aren't very bright, are you?

Let me help you think since you appear incapable of it. You just mentioned 2004. You realise that's over 15 years right? Even a surgeon does not need that many years to master his craft. How much more someone steeped in philosophy and contemplating the nature of the existence of the divine for that long? Please how old are you? Is there any remarkable thing you have done consistently since 2004? Lol

Have you been doing your fake evangelism, you only mention to attract dumb religious potential husbands and feign piety on Nairaland, for up to 15 years? Lol

And it's very rich for someone like you to be mentioning belief in myths lol. I almost fell from my chair in laughter when I read that.

This man na scamming mugu. Oga tell us why your 27th failed. Hahahaha

It's like a fuckboy confab in here. All the people sending emails are guys. OP no give them do o. Hahahaha

geoworldedu:
And how do u think I want to look like in the first place. NOTORIOUS like Nairamarley.
Marlian, Marlian, Marlian, Marlian

Like I said, grow up. Writing jokes about penis everywhere is stale. Look for something better to do with your time. If it's only joysticks your imagination is capable of constructing then that's a shame.

Dude grow up. This is childish. It wasn't funny when you started. It still isn't funny now. Makes you look very bad actually.

IME1:
I laugh at you if you think atheists will rot in he'll
It means you don't know God or His mercy...
I know many atheists who on their deathbeds escaped eternal damnation by confessing Jesus as Lord and repenting of their sins...
And I know a few Christians who lost it at the last minute.

So much drivel in one pointlessly long post.
How many atheists do you know personally? And how many did you sit with on their deathbeds? How many Christians have you sat with on their deathbeds even? Are you the Grim Reaper?

If you want to lie at least lie like someone that has sense lol.

I like Nairaland. All the fuckboys here will now pretend to be born again so they can try to do something. Lol. I will be waiting for the stories here.

onlyfacts:
Is that all you saw ?

The rest is even worse drivel that has been trashed here before. I have read many arguments on Nairaland even before I registered where they made a mess of these your arguments. It's not even worth my time. Maybe someone else will come and enlighten you.

LMAO. I almost choked when I saw America's Got Talent as an argument for evidence of the supernatural. Hahahaha. Fail.

Next thread please.

OLAADEGBU:
You may have to take panadol for those people you mentioned but as far as this husband is concerned he has his wife back.

As far as I am concerned it is a pointless sham. What's my business with the husband? Lol

Angelfrost:
Shhh... Not everyone feeds on the same "vegetable" as you do.

You mean baba's own is higher grade? Lol

Iamdemola:
He said he will be coming on air one more time, after which it will be that we return to normal sunday worships in our parishes, and he also advised people not to travel in the next two months. So in essence, the lockdown will end next week while Covid-19 will be defeated in Nigeria by June.

Lol. This is nonsense. The lockdown is actually ending by that time. Everyone knows this. Also he is close to Osinbajo and have first hand info on what's going there.

We all hope the Corona virus is gone from Nigeria before June. But if it doesn't go by June you followers will still twist it. Na guesswork Baba dey do.

farem:
When a reasoning or destiny is damaged, that's the usual refrain

Keep quiet. He said the truth. Baba na scammer. Baba was still talking of compulsory holiday last week. But because countries have started opening up again Baba is talking about the end of the virus.

TeamLeader:
I couldn't respond since because those mod de update their site.

Like I said, its the doc that gave the advice because he knows me well that I've never had arthritis or any bone issues before.

If you don't believe in spiritualism doesn't mean that its not real or exist bro.

I created the thread to learn from people about it because na me de feel the pain. Thnx anyway

Look at this man. What are you even saying? Are you listening to yourself? So the people that have anthritis were born with it abi? Or is it not one day that it started?

Like I said if everyone on earth think backwardly like you and your doctor we will still be in the stone age now.

@StrikeBack, I have noticed you have been trying to reach me unfortunately the email I used for Nairaland is no longer available to me.

Jugon:
The Bible made us to understand that touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm. If you trying to destroy any man of God image believe me you are making him more popular and you will be collecting the wrath of God.
If all pastor can come out this time to help Nigerians now please let leave any other things and thank God for them because he's saving lives now . So if you have written anything bad against Generational prophet Chris Okafor reply and say.God I am sorry forgive me DO IT NOW !!!!! What we need now is copy and do the same by other pastor and save lives please thanks

Another new account. Like pastor like followers. Shameless scammers.

Yeah we are making him more popular as a scammer. When anyone anywhere in the world Googles his name it's the scam he has been involved in that will come up first. Bloody shameless scammer.

Baba don hear say some drugs don dey show promise and countries have started opening up so he is just making another prophecy after the fact.

Baba the scammer.

Lol. AlexReports don collect new job o. Fufeyin must be playing well. All those fake miracles and stage acting is not enough again. That JuJu man that came to attack him in church stunt didn't bring the kind of political patronage Fufeyin was expecting. So now he has hired this praise singer to spread his name everywhere.

Faithful4real:
List of earthquake that happened this year
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_2020&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjkucbdnvToAhVBLewKHdk4DnwQFjAAegQIDhAB&usg=AOvVaw1OlMOtiohdIbAIFPjhUp6-

You are not only a clown you also lack comprehension skills. Please read again and tell me which country the earthquake or volcano hasn't happened before lol. This one no even dey try. I am waiting for people with sense to quote me.

Faithful4real:
This is where you are wrong he gave the prophecy before 2019. Guy use your sense.

Who is this clown? He gave the prophecy before 2019? Lol.

Which year has fire and flood not been happening in Nigeria lol? Even Suleiman the Otobo used to use fire prophecy before. I would have advised you to use your sense too but you obviously lack one. I said he should have been specific.

Omooba77:
https://www.nairaland.com/5608130/rccg-prophecies-2020-pastor-e.a

Whats this nonsense you are replying me with? Lol. Ogbeni tell me what is spectacular there.

Let's revisit this nonsense by the end of the year. I will like to see how many earthquakes happened where it hasn't happened before and how many dormant volcanoes erupted. Also be aware that any volcanoes already predicted by scientists to erupt before your pastor did doesn't count. You guys can only scam yourselves in that church lol.

I don't want to hear any unspecific nonsense about fire and flood. Your pastor is a scammer and it was because fire ravaged Australia last year that he included fire in his prophecies. He should have been specific about the country and place lol. So what you just did is confirm what I said about your Baba looking at trends to predict.