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amsky:
@ busta

Is everything okay dear? Why are you shouting typing Debo's name like this?

he's in a VERY BIG Trouble!

olanajim:
Aj,
only a blind man would not know when he is discharging pus. And only a crazy woman would suck pus in the name of love. Perhaps her nose had been blocked hence her inability to seperate semen from pus.

Don't get it

Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo, Debo,

How many times did I call u

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says , "Dark in here."

The man says , "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No , thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK , how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."

A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says , "$500"

The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says , "Dark in here."
The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now.

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.


"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."


"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

"Damn, that's awful!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"


The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "But do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground."

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=114690.msg1986473#msg1986473 date=1203710470]

una don turn the thread to hook up. . . . . . na wah oo

agbaya plenty for here ooo. . .make una no go read una book

na hook up una dey hook up. . . .hook up ko hook down ni. . . . .long hiss. . . .

[/quote]lol

u better don't under estimate NL oh

sillyboy:
Busta n tRoOE

You ladies are to answer this question and not expect a answer from me the "questionaire". I told you I don't know. I have been thinking about it since last week when a friend of mine got a gold wrist watch from his babe on Val's day and he was so happy. I asked and other colleagues think is the greatest gift a woman can give a man and they couldnt come up with something. They said Silly dey craze.


Am not confused believe me, but . . . . .

Busta, what do you think is the greatest gift youve given your man?

hmm. . . . none  . . . .yet

maybe when he proposes and accept to be his wife. Isn't that enuff?

PERVERT9:
hmmmmmmm make i call your name make you come bust blow my mouth, you no know say your name boxer busta dey fear person.

In other words, u scared?

Dr Ferlie:
as you are related/same as busta, redynamite, gaymine etc

not even close!

@pervert,

how about busta? did u call that too?

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=114933.msg1986328#msg1986328 date=1203708452] u again? from long thing to kitten? [/quote]lmao

bikokwe:
@ busta

live for nothin , die 4 something.watz the thing u re dyin 4,his damn name!

go figure!

still waiting for him to answer me

@debo
instead of sending mail to ur wifey, u came on Nairaland to flirt with guys.
u gotta prove ursef.

4 Play:
E be like say this Adeboo na one of Nairaland's asylum inmates.

Welcome my sister,we never see your "work" for Nairaland,na why I think say you dey compos mentis.

lol

@sly

49secs only?

tRoOE:
@sillyboy

I guess you are one of those freeloaders

So why don't you tell me the "better gift"

My dear, ask him.

@sillyboy

wat is the greatest gift that you can give a woman?

hmmm. . . . .debo, welcome back oh?

is this how u treat ur wifey? no food for u tonite

I rest ma case!

@ silly, see how hard it is to please u
virginity ain't even good enuff for u

as for my heart, i found out the shaded colour is purple

Easybaby:
.

second that!

@ sillyboy . . lol
can't think of anything that priceless

@Naja Haje
Virginity ke?

NaJa HaJe:
forgive me but this a result of a very dirty mind. . . . . . Pubic speech? lmfao

that might help him don't you think?

Ewwoooo!       
before oga seun fire me

actually, I meant that he should work on his "PUBLIC SPEECH OH"

it was a typo

LMAO

@ify,
Wrong!

did u really count that?

@tkb
good for u bro

@tRoOE
seriously

@NaJa HaJe

my dear na curiousity oh

sillyboy:
come to think of it I love this question.

No1 actually taught me ooo, But am sure I had a a "hard-on" around 6yrs and I experimented with a friend then behing the window blinds . . . . . but there was no insertion. Guess it just came naturally because am a genius

hehehehehe . . . 6yrs old?

I like this thread!

Well . . . some girls are just D-U-M-B!

tkb417:
yes o. . .my first time was horrible. The girl had done it before and i was so mad at myself for not satisfying the girl enough.

Nyways, right now, erm . . .no one can try me o

Now, u are a pro . . ain't it?

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humphhhh . . . how many times did i call u?

What Is The Greatest Gift A Woman Can Give A Man = DIVORCE!

tRoOE:
Come on am sure someone did, mom, friend, sister e.t.c

well . . yeah . . sorta

go to the education section.
lots of nerds and geeks are waiting to help u out there.