₦airaland Forum

1) Babyosisi $100
2) Otunbajega $50
3) Missmeiya - pending
4) Nmeri17 - pending
5) Berem - recharge card for winner to make congratulatory call home to family, friends, CNN, BBC, Fox NEWS, etc

Nmeri17:
You have heard it all babyosisi please pm me for my account the tails. I will tell no one

Should Nmeri17 (anonymous donor) be added to the tab ? We wouldn't tell no one Sir

Babyosisi carry go, I remember you tried to do this about 4 years ago with no luck. And that time sef, it was a straightforward dashing without any of this bells and whistles, so I don't blame you for trying to spice this up...So back to the game :-


**You already STATED that NAMES ON certificate SHOULD BE BLANKED OUT.


**Besides 250 words is 5/6 paragraphs long.


**TOTAL TALLY PLEDGED SO FAR


Babyosisi - $100
Otunbajega - $50
Missmeiya - still under deliberation.


God bless and replenish you guys very plenty jare. Nothing do you Ma'ams and Sir, continue we dey your back.

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Rhukie:
we have big issues in this country. and this rubbish sense on entitlement is very annoying. the op has decided to give out $100 I.e #18,300 and there is an uproar about the criteria she chose to select the winner. it is not by force to apply and she owes no one an explanation to justify why she chose that criteria. at least she did her bit the best way she thought possible to put a smile on someone's face this season, what have you done to put a smile on someone's face and how many of you can spare #18,000? well done babyosisi, May God enrich your pocket has you give

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God bless you for this Sis.

I am a believer.

Thank you God, thank you Jesus.

Did y'all think it was a joke when they said Nigeria will split in 2015. Northern part of Nigeria is already at war, with military planes and helicopter routinely carpet bombing some areas, with unlucky ones being shot down by B'oko Haram, but the south is still in slumber!


And these "manufactured" boko haramites have already infiltrated Suya sellers, Maiguards, Okada, noodles &egg sellers, etc, and are just laying low, waiting for orders to strike!


I pray Nigerians wake up before it's too late

sukkot:
oh ok if you mean, the muslims think Jesus will come back and kill all the actual pigs then that is nonsense. the pigs have a purpose on earth. they are scavengers. they cleanse the earth by eating all the garbage. however what will stop when christ returns is the consumption of pigs. humans are not supposed to eat pigs. they are not created for consumption. they are created as scavengers. biological dustbins

I meant your write-up here about Christ's return. If Christ is already here, Which Christ is coming back, and to do what?

Or rather what switch is going to be flicked to activate these Christs' who are still in some kinda stupor and wake then up to stop the mass consumption of pork?



Talking of pigs, had roast pork belly for dinner yesternight, all those sizzling and drizzling scrumptious fat, yummy, hmmm

sukkot:
not me lol. i said this is what your average nigerian stiff thinks and talks about 24 7. i wasnt saying these are what my conversations revolve around

Phew,.

Thank God for that.

And now I have regained my breath...if some of us are Christ, what is Jesus Christ on the way coming to do? Who is He?

sukkot:
is that what you think i am ? a conspiracy theorist ? lmao. oh no i aint no conspiracy theorist at all ooooo. i deal in cold hard facts and prophesy. but being a conspiracy theorist and thinking outside the box is cool too. i can rock with that. anything but the average conformed stiff. especially the average conformed nigerian stiff. lmao. conversation revolves around money money money car car car women women and manchester united. he may decide to push the envelope and talk about mobile phones. and on a day he is feeling adventurous he may talk about night clubs

Lmao

Lol but that's what the "unlearned" calls radical peeps.


If you have been raptured with the evidence of the seven gifts of the Holy spirit, what does your now non-earthly flesh need those carnal stuffs you listed up there for...

Woo hoo, yippee, yay, wow, you have come such a long way in such short time. That's a whole sermon right there!

Really happy for you. Told you back then that you have something i.e. a gift that she desperately wants...and she is now dangling the chance of you heading your own Church and making you a seer to be deceiving people...

This means they can foresee your future and they know that God is elevating you to a higher status. God pass them all. Thank you God for in you victory is sure.

God bless you lastchild. This is just the beginning of greater things to come in your life. You will abound in Jesus' name. Your testimonies is around the corner.

LordReed:
Your sense of humor maybe wacky but I still can laugh.

killjoy and spoilsport and partypooper like you

sukkot:
hey hey now gurl ? whats good ? glad to know you can see the full picture of what is happening

I have always been tagged a conspiracy theorist. Water off a duck's back if you ask me. Personally I just love thinking outside the box...

LordReed:
My wife is very happy with my passions thank you very much. I only quoted the song because you seem to be a born matchmaker.

Is that all the thanks I get

I was simply going with the flow based on Sukkot's comments due to his bewilderment of you being all over him like a rash.

Sukkot claims you are on his yansh, I came to defend you that your intention towards him is noble i.e. to wife him...

Again this is all the thanks I get. Tis well

Boladebo:
Its now common to see women on trousers.. so please tell us. what duyu think! Should Christain women wear trousers..? Pls. act like matured nairalanders that we are!

Yet the irony is that skirts exposes more flesh and clings more to the skin than trousers.

Tshewww

LordReed:
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch

I was just trying to help you deflect all those passion oozing out of your pores to the right channel ni Sir, incase you are shy

sukkot:
i see you have been drinking shekpe.

Lol

I believe you anyway. I have never been one to ascribe to the norm and it's easy to read in between the line what you are passing across

sozoteria:
The few post this very pastor raised so far that i have read were just his outpouring experience of the spiritual. i respect that and i will encourage all Christians to STUDY TO SHOW THEMSELVES APPROVED as God will not judge us based on what someone said but based on what we say Mark 11:23-24.
Happy birthday Pastor Joe.
i pray for you and all ministers of the gospel on social networks,especially those in Iraq that God will embolden your faith and grant you increase in wisdom to fulfill all that he has called you to do for Him.

Preach Brethren.

Happy birthday Sir Joagbaje, may God continue to bless you and increase you exponentially and grant you manifold wisdom, knowledge and understanding to carry on spreading the Gospel of our Lord Christ Jesus the lamb upon the throne.

honeyad:
Is that what u will advice your sister? Na so that banker take die for isolo.. . What if she dies before God touch him...

Marriage is a sacrifice.


One is commanded to forgive 77x7 times.

One is commmanded to love one's neighbour as oneself.

Longsuffering is a gift in the Bible.


Biblical love is not self-seeking, it keeps no record of wrongdoing, etc.


The same Bible says in the last days, Christians will be killed and beheaded just because they are followers of Christ. It has already started happening in some Northern States in Nigeria, where some Muslims would stop commuter buses, ask if one is a Muslim or Christian, then line up the Christians who don't deny Christ and start beheading them...


So people who choose to stay with their abusive partners because of their Christian conviction and these Christians above who refuse to deny Jesus Christ at the point of death are in the same boat...it is appointed for all to die once, nobody knows how, to negate the cause of dying in marriage, shine your eyes or shun marrying...Marriage is not by force oh...God help us...

Hmmm, I thought this was a self-introspective thread, until I saw the response to DUKENAIJA who was the only person keeping it real but had only scratched the surface...


Tpia - NL's thinking man's crumpet that would have told you the truth in her no-holds-barred manner, without batting an eyelid, is still traumatised, and rightly so, by some image that was posted


Err...firstly you ain't crazy, as in batshit crazy, but whilst what you are "afflicted" with, might come under some sort of personality disorder, is not something for public consumption because of its potential to knock the winds off your sail...but it's all good...you ain't the only one with this kinda "affliction" on NL...







In the other news, do I smell my baby Ileke-idi, Stillwater and Sisikill on this thread. He is a miracle working God That means it's off to Church for Thanksgiving for my Christmas coming early

boolet:
A divorce is permitted on confirmed grounds of adultery; although separation - living apart - is acceptable is the case of domestic abuse.

Separation is only allowed for limited period such as for fasting.



Exactly Honeric01
This is why the Bible States it is better to be unmarried so one can make Heaven. We are to work our own salvation with trembling. Or what is the point of you being a Holy Christian and you make Heaven and your wife and children end up in hell? "Esin iya o gba omo la" as the saying goes.


So before one mistakenly wander into that journey of no return called marriage, one need to do their homework well and shine one's eyes. But when people like TV01 tries to tell them this, hmmm...whereas LONGSUFERRING is one of the gifts in the Bible.

jennykadry:
That's true and is no news either cos I have seen that one with my own two igbotic eyes. My mum's friend has a maid staying with her. She has advised this girl to stop sending her money to her people and use it to care for herself but she refused. The woman pays her 15k monthly but the girl sends everything back home. Her parents and siblings couldn't care less about her. One time her dad came to visit with her elder brother the first thing they said to my mum's friend was they hoped she wasn't going around opening her legs for men...the woman asked them what if she is? isn't she an adult and can care for herself....they said nooooo don't let her....if you let her she will turn into a prositute. This same person that sends them everything she earns. I saw her last year looking like a beggar. The woman sometimes takes her to go make her hair and pays for it with her own money.



We read their confession everyday on NLD and even hear first hand from people who have experienced such.


As for women taking children in as maids instead of adults...their reward is waiting for them

Heaven help us.


Of course majority of people rarely treat their maids well in Africa, SMH.


Child slavery sucks and needs to be scrapped and IMHO everyone who employs a minor deserves what is coming to them.


Over here and in civilised countries, a maid needs their own bedroom and are not allowed to work more than the permissible hours of the land and are allowed weekends off and have to be paid at least the minimum wage. And for these reasons, barely 10% of the population have housemaids. And it is a jailable offence and a lot of Nigerians have been jailed for this housegirls issue abroad.

People in the Western world have learnt to buckle up and dispense with their laziness and raise their kids themselves. And it is not because they have modern gadgets...there is poverty everywhere, over 42 million Americans are on food stamp in US...one in 5 Mum's in UK skip a meal so their children can eat...so their African counterpart need to stop enabling child slavery and do their own darned housework and childcare themselves!!!

rolled:
Your uneducated neighbor who sees nothing wrong in using a minor,is that the person you are using to compare?
Did you notice the maid in the video is an adult
So if she didn't like the job anymore why not move to a place where they would give her the Heavens

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Teething don't cause these. It's just myths peddled by illiterates. Get your baby to another Doctor. And check your house for mould and damp. And I know you are in Nigeria, but those medication are too much, kilode!

Konection:
My fellow Nairalander, i bring 2 you my problem. It is said your brother can't put on a masquerade and u run into the bush, that is i would not have doctors, nurse, parents and well educated people on Nairaland and my problem is yet solved.
My son is Six months plus, he vomits, defecates almost every 30mins or so, has fever. But when d mother took him 2 d hospital she was told he wants to start growing teeth. They (hospital) wrote drugs like babyrex, amoxil, paracetamol, teething powder and d rest but d boy still hasn't gotten back himself.
Please can u kindly advice me on what 2 give him cos he has lost a lot of weight.
I appreciate your response and advise.
Thanks

honeric01:
Christians and selective doctrine..

Some are even using their own logic to decide what is adultery and what is not..

some are even saying Jesus said what he said to "moderate" divorce with no biblical backings.

I want to ask, as Christians, do we have any other manual than the bible? if yes, can you post them here? if no, why then are you deciding what should be and not be outside the manual called "BIBLE"?

If you want to be a Christian, you must be in all ways, both in words and in actions, stop selecting when to be a christian and when not!

Christianity is in deeds and words.

The bible says "only Adultery and death" is permitted for divorce, anything outside these is "unscriptural" and "un-christian"

This is why you must look well before you say i do, stop running after flesh, stop chasing men or women because of their physical attributes alone, stop dating people from physical and material gains only.

Dont rush into relationships, follow God's manual and you'd be on the right path. also pray if you lack direction in choosing, stop allowing others choose for you, go straight to God for direction, you have the same access to God as any other Christian out there be it Pastor, Bishop, Pope or father!

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The Bible is explicit enough on this...on grounds of adultery and if the partner is an unbeliever, and this is for the HARDHEARTED.

Love is the greatest and biggest commandment in the Bible. Marriage is not by force, dem no dey take rope drag person into it

LordReed:
Hand over my baby's eyes so she doesn't see what you are writing about her beloved pappi. LoL

sukkot:
yeah what he need to do is go play in traffic on third mainland bridge with fast speeding SUVs zipping by at 100 mph

Hmmm, very similar great sense of humour. Loving this. This is looking like a match made in Heaven already

sukkot:
yeah you need to tell that to stalker LordReed

Maybe he loves your playing-hard-to-get naughty streak

Yikes, enough, stop this you guys, see the way you both are letting my pure innocent thoughts wander off tangent

But the ship already sailed a long time ago, Mr Ceah Slowcoach

sukkot:
i dont know what his agenda is but it is interfering with my work. he needs to go feed that baby of his is what he needs to do instead of trying to prove me wrong. take that baby of yours for a walk or something. take that baby to go see 30 days in atlanta or something but whatever you do, leave me the hell alone. that nigga got too much free time on his hands

LordReed:
LoL. sukkot has nothing of substance that requires my passion. Time has already proved that, starting from 2012 till tomorrow. Ask him to recount all his failed prophecies of America's demise or the end of world or WW3.

Both of you, it haff do.

Anyway me i am very very happy there is a thin line between hate and love

sukkot:
i reserve my love for those who deserve it. if you think i am full of shyttt ? then go to other threads. if i think someone is full of shyttt i will avoid their threads and ignore them. i would not click on their thread and keep pestering them. why would you pester someone who you think is full of shytttt ? is it because deep down you know that person is speaking the truth ?

and what i did to him is biblical

2 thessalonians 1 vs 6 Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense tribulation to them that trouble you; <<< he is troubling me and it is righteous of me to recompense tribulation to him. its biblical

Lol @ the biblical passage.

I see LordReed so much passionately wants to prove you wrong, so ignore it if you can, time WILL prove you right that you are just not hot air and no substance

jennykadry:
BB ...Oya no more 'fights' in the SOS thread .I read about an incident that occured in the states. This man came home to find the child minder humping his less than 10 year old daughter. The man beat the guy and left him unconscious before ringing 911.

The child minder happened to be someone they'd known for a long time...he was like a brother to her

Insecure Agberos local touts with overbloated egos should stop overshooting their mouth and bullying others then


Yeah I saw something similar about two months ago. And I was happy the Police men on the scene left the man to rearrange the culprit's jaw wella...


What I came across whilst reading credible UK history report on housemaids...only a very very wicked evil selfish Mother who hates her child will sell her own flesh and blood into slavery as housemaids...and whilst these housemaids are working 23 hours a day for their Oga/Madam, all the pittance they are paid goes directly to these wicked mums in the village with not a kobo given to the housemaid doing all the hard work...


And what I read further was that these evil Mothers are witches and most times their children sold into slavery are "blind witches", who eyes are later remotely "opened" and they get initiated whilst in oga/madam house, hence reason the story of them being such is rampant...


Let those who have eyes/ears see/hear...but no oh, our people like 7/8 years old housegirls because older girls would seduce their husbands and males will molest their daughters