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Family › Re: I Need To Know If She's Truly Pregnant by byvan03: 11:15am On Apr 04, 2016
SAMBARRY:
Smh.is this a thread? undecided

At 8.53am Monday morning undecided

It says a lot about how you spend your time undecided

Phenese over brain undecided


If you like quote me for nonsense undecided
grin grin cheesy
Family › Re: Do You Support Parents Paying Their Children To Do House Chores? by byvan03: 7:56am On Apr 04, 2016
Why will I pay my kids to do house chores? It's inappropriate, you clean up where you live, that is basic orientation in letting them know their obligations around the house. I share the chores and leave the age appropriate portions for them while I do the rest.
Family › Re: I Need To Know If She's Truly Pregnant by byvan03: 7:33am On Apr 04, 2016
It tested positive, very pregnant. Congratulations daddy!!! cheesy
Family › Re: PLS Help!My Daughter Chooses Food. by byvan03: 7:27am On Apr 04, 2016
My first son wanted to try the food selection thing with me. He was eating them all but suddenly, he wants to start choosing when to eat a particular type of food and in what way. I simply said Ok and served those that want to eat. After waiting for 30 minutes without response from my end, he asked again. I simply told him that I can't deal with the food selection thing. He was 4+ then but he got my message clearly, that was the end of food selection. I better not start what I can't finish. Once there is no allergy in play , you eat what you are served.
Fashion › Re: Sales On Your High Quality Waist Trainers!!!offer Ends 12th September! by byvan03(op): 6:20am On Apr 04, 2016
QueenHafi:
Please where are you based.

For some of us who are first time users will like to visit your place of sale for more orientation also to check the different types and be guided on the one that suits me best.

Thank you cool
Hello dear, Am based in Owerri.
Family › Re: Urgent Pls!!! by byvan03: 5:32am On Apr 04, 2016
You won't worry about these things if everybody remain in their own houses. If the relative is a child living with me, I will handle it as I will handle my child. I will report an adult after I have spoken to him or her and nothing changed. I won't tip toe around my house for anyone.
Family › Re: Suicide On A Birthday! by byvan03: 9:52pm On Apr 03, 2016
Suicide really? Ask around on how many helpless widows that wear their fingers thin to fend for their kids, yet none commits suicide. You are just 34, stop talking like a complete loser and think like the man you said you are .
Family › Re: To Know If Your Partner Had Sex With Someone Else While U Were Not Around by byvan03: 7:18pm On Apr 03, 2016
edwife:
A very idle jobless person at that. grin
Nne this kind of idleness nah mental problem.
Family › Re: My 3 Year Old Says She's Mad @ Me by byvan03: 6:54pm On Apr 03, 2016
All these western training patterns are really messing with kids these days. No be only " dad am mad at you", the way some people dramatised the issue is even funnier. You bullied her, you shut her down,you did this and that undecided.


OP nah you know oooo, I hope you aren't counting on Nairaland advice to raise your child. If you are doing your job well, the quality of kid you are raising should tell you so not Nairaland .
Family › Re: To Know If Your Partner Had Sex With Someone Else While U Were Not Around by byvan03: 6:39pm On Apr 03, 2016
Nawaooh!!!! Anyone that does these seriously needs psychiatric help.
Family › Re: How Does It Happen In Your Home, Is Your Marriage This Messed Up? by byvan03: 11:26am On Apr 03, 2016
Well, speak to your lawyer and head to court undecided. You should have said what you wanted earlier than let people waste their time trying to make it right for you.
Family › Re: I'm 8 Months Pregnant With Hymen Still Intact, Can't Bear To Be Disvirgined by byvan03: 10:00am On Apr 03, 2016
cococandy:
Instruments? grin
As in Musical instruments.
This seun's word gag is getting ridiculous and childish.
It certainly might be musical or medical instruments, seriously is becoming super ridiculous grin.
Family › Re: What Does It Mean To Love Your Husband? by byvan03: 5:55pm On Apr 02, 2016
postmann:
Then pls, don't keep your findings to yourself. Tell us in summary what different men see as respect from their women.

What does it mean for you to be respected by your woman?
We should all learn.
OK postmann let me do this later, my head is spinning cheesy.
Family › Re: Between Husband And Wife, Who Should Greet The Other First In The Morning? by byvan03: 2:23pm On Apr 02, 2016
bukatyne:
byvan03

Come and see this thread o!
I wonder who exhumed this ridiculous thread cheesy.

Literature › Re: why my blood is black. extremely 18+ by byvan03: 2:19pm On Apr 02, 2016
Can't believe I read it all, you are good girl!!! Great work!
Literature › Re: why my blood is black. extremely 18+ by byvan03: 12:43pm On Apr 02, 2016
mizquote:
she began to struggle but he held her.

she never knew a man that fat would be that strong.

he dragged her roughly to the bed.
he was fully aroused and was prepared for the next action.

but this lady was uncooperative. this made him angrier.

"pls sir" she pleaded.

he began to pull her clothes, he had no time to waste.
he was ready for the main deal.

seeing that the man was convinced to carry out his evil plan she laid still.

Cain, was surprised of her sudden stiffness, he wanked her cloth and tore her brassier she was still.

his excitement began to wane.
he enjoyed it when they scream for it stimulated him.

his turgid manhood became limp.

he slapped her,
pulled her hair,

she didn't move
she didn't flinch.

she just starred at him.

he tried servicing his limp member but it refused to rise.
it was there, looking dead.

he stood up,
frustrated.

he put on his cloth and left the room banging the door after him.

he left the hotel, without saying bye to the bleached receptionist 'Vero'.

in his anger he didn't look well before crossing.

he didn't see the the trailer coming on high speed
he didn't hear people scream.
he was consumed in thought, how he spent three thousand naira without getting laid.

the trailer knocked him down.
he was grinded, his blood sprayed the street.
his flesh on the ground like minced meat.

but for a second before he gave up the ghost, his final thought was about the girl.

the one in room 46.
he was 46 years old.

coincidentally, it was the Fourty sixth hour in which a family died, poisoned by their adopted daughter
Now this is the climax for me, good work babe.
Family › Re: What Does It Mean To Love Your Husband? by byvan03: 10:28pm On Apr 01, 2016
bukatyne:
1. I agree wives should respect their husbands however experiences has taught me respect means different things to different people. And yes, you come across as a misogynist but again, that's my opinion not necessarily the truth.

2. We are saying same thing in different words. Why do I have to wait till I want something before I prepare his best food (if he has one)?.
Exactly, respect means different things to different men. I actually carried out a live experiment to determine this.
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Clarion Chukwurah With Her New Husband by byvan03: 10:19pm On Apr 01, 2016
edwife:
I can be strict when it comes to marriage but when a woman is single, she has every right to love again.We have enough of frustrated single old women already,besides do you hear her in any noise making? The woman is fulfil biko. grin
Exactly, once single, she can love whoever. For a woman her age, she looks very fresh and happy.
Family › Re: I'm 8 Months Pregnant With Hymen Still Intact, Can't Bear To Be Disvirgined by byvan03: 10:07pm On Apr 01, 2016
What's changing my words? shocked


C*oitus= reproduction


Geni*talia = instruments


What nonsense? angry
Family › Re: I'm 8 Months Pregnant With Hymen Still Intact, Can't Bear To Be Disvirgined by byvan03: 10:03pm On Apr 01, 2016
Pregnancy without co*itus is very possible once the sperm cells are deposited close to the genit*alia. That there is a hymen doesn't mean there is no opening, it simply means that a thin piece of flesh is hanging somewhere around the entrance. How does menstrual blood escape? So hymen doesn't mean the yonder is sealed.
Romance › Re: Woman Attempts Suicide Twice Because Her Lover Married Another Lady by byvan03: 9:56pm On Apr 01, 2016
Mumu girl, women twice your age are bagging fresh lumps of beef, you wan die over one akrika undecided.
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Clarion Chukwurah With Her New Husband by byvan03: 8:42pm On Apr 01, 2016
edwife:
You dey mind that one? The boy is even fresh kai! grin
Certainly fresh enough, love seeing women that actually chose to live. The society and its people can knock themselves out grin.
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Clarion Chukwurah With Her New Husband by byvan03: 8:40pm On Apr 01, 2016
Edwife and cococandy, I totally agree, beauty is far from it. Her game is super tight, no dulling, nah Elizabeth Taylor.
Family › Re: My Relationshp Is About Crashing... by byvan03: 8:26pm On Apr 01, 2016
Oath ke? You can't take such oath because a child has a right to know his father if he wishes to. As for going back to the guy, you will be a very silly girl to do that. Continue begging your father that you can't take such oath because things might change and the child might wish to know his father.
Romance › Re: Girls Fight On Instagram Over Man (pic) by byvan03: 11:38pm On Mar 31, 2016
These ones don sell shame for market, tufiakwa!
Family › Re: Was I Wrong Opening Up To My Husband? by byvan03: 10:59pm On Mar 31, 2016
cococandy:
You're begging someone who's cheating on you?
huh
I really can't understand how some women reason angry.
Family › Re: Was I Wrong Opening Up To My Husband? by byvan03: 10:53pm On Mar 31, 2016
Most marriages are dead on arrival, the couple involved always know but will rather pretend for awhile. Nigerians, if it is 2 years old marriage, they advise that the marriage is too young for a divorce, if 10 years they tell you is too old to let go grin.


Until you get it into your head that what you said isn't why you are being divorced, you go whine tire if you continue this way. Just 27years, you wan kill yourself on top this matter?
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by byvan03: 2:22pm On Mar 31, 2016
I wish you better years ahead dear @ EfemenaXY .



Hello ladies!

Family › Re: Yoruba King Marries A Jamaican Woman by byvan03: 1:06pm On Mar 31, 2016
All the way to Jamaica to find this babe? Nawaooh!!
Family › Re: Was I Wrong Opening Up To My Husband? by byvan03: 10:46am On Mar 31, 2016
How can she be the best wife when she has been sent out already? Op you can't force love, the heart wants what it wants.
Education › Re: How Has Nairaland Transformed Your Life? by byvan03: 10:25am On Mar 31, 2016
I made lots of business associates and friends from NL. Some of these friends I have hooked up with in real life, very amazing and inspiring women. I have made E buddies too while entertaining myself here.
Romance › Re: When You Do Not Love Him Enough by byvan03: 10:07am On Mar 31, 2016
No, I will not marry him and hope to love him later. I have to be drunk in love to promise for better for worse. If it doesn't feel right, don't do it. Get married to the one you really want to be with.

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