tellsblinks:
did you see him leaving? Why talk trash on a public foru

papagiddy:
Atiku just stated the reasons why APC won...it's that simple! ...obi really helped APC... We warned them, but it was as if something was pushing Obi...and now they are shouting..rigging up and down....This atiku just stated d facts..... Tinubu should just thank Obi for laboring for him!!!....Obi not wise fellow honestly!!

Honchoslim16:
Initial gra-gra.

But some Nigerians are funny...... Y'all wanting a new Nigeria and you want Peter Obi to become president.
Obi is part of the structure of criminality!

Forget those media bullsh!t he does...... That n!gga issa packaged fraud!

tellsblinks:
Peter obi would be President

Let's keep praying

Ijaya06:
I'll need 10 plates of this to be full 🌝. They still collect tax of $5. Con ask me for tips again

Throwback:
I am confused.

Obi said he won, Atiku said he won.


Obi only managed 25% requirement to be declared winner in 16 states instead of 24, Atiku managed 25% requirement to be declared winner in 21 states instead of 24.

Tinubu surpassed the requirement in 29 or 30 states.

Peter Obi should go back to school. He has learnt nothing about politics having been a political prostitute and desperate ticket hunter who never laboured but wanted to reap.

Shame on him.

Let Obi and Atiku first settle who won between themselves, then let the victor come challenge the champion Tinubu as he has now moved into the Defence House that he has merited.

Epistasis:
Story.
They want to rule a country they never believed in.
Biafran obi-diots

Maize247:
Bitter losers. Imagine believing Obi that came third won the election, having rigged the whole SE to the maximum. Obi is a President of the SE and its unfortunate the country is yet to be divided

Goodconcept78:
After some days, you all will be alright and accept defeat.

JAGABAN THE POLITICAL KING OF ALL OF THEM!

Flakes44:
Exactly . This man may reclaim his stolen mandate soon.
I have been heartbroken since the declaration of the final result. My landlord is even compounding the whole issue. I owe him a balance of 20k for house rent. I lost my job a few months ago, and he's threatening and harassing me. I'm just downcast. I can no longer sleep in my house comfortably. Once I hear a knock on my door, my heart jumps. I don't have anybody to seek help from. I am restless during the day and sleepless at Nights.
No father to help, no mother, no siblings.
I need a help people

Segol:
Oga. You thought South Eastern States is what makes Nigeria. Nigeria is more than Anambra, Imo, Enugu, Ebonyi etc

Prodigee:
Oga whether na tuner, zappa abi explora decoder you dey use deco

Debra911:
I'm tired of Nigeria. Any option

southniyikaye:
If it is not physical exchange, I no dey do..
If i no dey take my korokoro eyes see wetin I dey buy, shishi I no go pay..

GreatResearcher:
And you think Obas can't influence policies?

naiirablog:
News Uproar Rumours!


What was the greatest uproar this year?


The books says it came from from China....


CHAPTER 1


THE CORONAVIRUS




CHINA

A powerful nation existed in the middle of a place in far Asia. The name of it was called China, and her inhabitants were called the Chinese people.

They were popular for many things; Their crafty spirits their inventive fingers, their fearsome minds, their expertise in engineering. They owned tents which were very tall and uncanny, each one emerging from the foundations of the earth and shooting towards the tip of the firmament, as though to taunt the heavens. Their roads resented dust and were all tarred throughout their lengths and breaths with fine coat. These men carved for themselves horses out of metal to move on land, and also built swift birds that could ascend above the heavens, moving quick as arch angels; One minute they could take a man to Lebanon, another minute a brethren has arrived Arabia.
Such was the extent of their wisdom. Their fame spread abroad greatly, so that many people across the border came nigh, for the purpose of trade and for the purpose of tour.



Coronavirus

Then one day, a Chinese mother in Wuhan, had strapped her first son to her back with thick cloth and departed for the market. On getting to the square were she would tend her good, behold an unseen thing from above descended on her and her son. It leaped skillfully from the air into the tunnels, that fed into their lungs. And lo, they had a fever and both coughed a great deal. A neighbor by her side had asked, is it well? and she had answered saying ‘yes it is.
And as soon as she said so, the same thing had entered the neighbor too, and then the neighbours son and then their husbands, and then their friends, and then their friend’s children. Like a dream of the night, thousands of people were down with the thing. The disease.

When the healers and Teachers of medicine heard this, they all congregated and knocked their heads together to give it a name. For it is vanity to wrestle an adversary whose name you do not know. Hence, they all called it Corona the son of a Virus. For indeed the virus, corroded the spirit.

Now this virus Corona was an impatient affliction, it never suffered repentance. When it deals a man a blow, and he crashes to the ground it would not let him rise, before it deals him another. It choked the lungs it reddened the eyes, it gnawed at the throats, it seduced the spine with fierce cold. And to the old it was a sharp messenger of death.
In the morning a man with the virus say’s “good morning” to his fellow, in the evening 12men from the latter’s household would perish from the affliction.
Rumours spread that it had no salvation and that there was not a prophet in all the lands who could say BEGONE! to it. It was fearless and lacked respect, for even the world Leaders had no hiding place, and rulers were not spared. It travelled quick as light, broke out through China and pitched a tent at Iran and slew a minister, it punctured Through Nigeria it, knocked down it’s Chief of staff, it entered America and possessed many aids. Soon, the whole world went wild with the terror of it’s coming.

Oh corona, they lamented, Oh corona! have you murdered hope? and buried faith along? Shame on you! Shame on You!
Lock down the world! Lock it down. And Lock yourselves up too! Men cried to each other, keep the children out of the schools, put the churches on heavy locks, evacuate the traders from the markets. Flee to your homes and stay there! Turn not to your left, or to your right, look straight head. Greet no one. And if your neighbor greets you, do not respond. If he persists, slap him, and kick him in the groin.

Cover up, your eyes, ears, nose, mouths, hands, and those of your loved ones.
Speak not, laugh not, cry not, fear not. BE LIKE THAT!.
For it shall be well, We will survive and our souls shall once again rejoice and come together. For we were built to last, Yes and Amen we were built to last. Selah.


http://nairablog.com.ng/2020/10/03/coronavirus-and-china/

Inkling:
Let me picture what happen for you guys.

Knowing how many police officers that lost their lives in the bank robbery that took place in kogi and Ekiti recently, when they heard the gun shot all the police around flee the scene (some even hide in uncompleted building to change their clothes to mufti ).

According to the mode of operation of robbers, they don't use same cars for operation. They snatch another set of motors and moved their goodies into it and drove off effortlessly.

The people around informed police of abandoned cars, police in their van with a litter of fuel they bought on credit started blowing siren and driven recklessly to where the cars were abandoned. When they got close to the spot they stopped and started shooting to the air to confirm if the robbers have gone far, when they were certain that they've gone police moved close to the cars and started searching if they can as well get some money. Sadly no money in the car only old boot and rag were found.

SilverNorGold:
We want Nigeria to be as developed as the "sane countries" abroad.

But we don't want to pay the price like the citizens of those "sane countries" abroad.

If we don't pay the price, how can Nigeria be as developed as those "sane countries" abroad?

JonCleary:
Exceptional talent, if deployed, widely recognized and marketed, results in celebrity and usually lots of money for the individual involved

The Big Brother programme offers instant celebrity to people of questionable/zero talent and makes them feel entitled to the perks of celebrity when they've got no value to add and nothing exceptional to offer in exchange for money.

dwilliams:
I have always wanted to warn Nigerian students seeking prospects in Europe or abroad generally to remove the option of TRNC from their list but l lacked the motivation, that time to sit down and pen a lengthy post discouraged me, but in lieu of the recent headlines on the news, I will say my bit and warn anyone who probably has been nursing that idea to desist from going there!

I felt the agents who processed my admission for me were not fair to me as they ought to have warned me enough but anyway, it's a dog eat dog world. They were only interested in loning their pockets.

Though, the news going round on social media that hundreds of Nigerian students have been killed there is grossly over exaggerated, there have been some killings but Northern Cyprus still remains safer than most part of Nigeria to be candid!

The TRNC is a country which is not recognized by any country in the world aside from Turkey, they have no natural resources or industries to generate revenue from, so they built some universities all over the country and they branded the Island as A STUDENT FRIENDLY ISLAND, may God punish them for that deceit!

The only source of revenue for the Northern Cyprus government is Education, their own citizens dont attend their universities, they mostly school in the UK,Turkey or the southern part of the island which is under the EU zone, to further enhance the scheme of luring unsuspecting students to the island, the TRNC is one of the easiest countries you can travel to as a prospective student, I bet it is not one of the easiest but the easiest!

A prospective student can apply and get admission in 3 days and you dont need a Visa to go there ,you only need your admission letter and your original school documents to go there, a process called OK to BOARD so most Nigerians who have been denied admission or have been denied Visa in other countries have no choice than to jump at that offer, A prospective student who applied Today can be in TRNC in less than 2 weeks to show how fast it is!

All this is to encourage students to come to the island and help their economy, the TRNC is a very expensive country to survive in,it costs about 300 pounds on the average to get a decent 2 bedroom flat and the hostel fees on the average cost about 3000 euros per semester aside from school fees, let me break it down further, 3k euros in Naira is equivalent to 1.5m per semester and we have 2 major semester in an academic year which means an average of 3m on accommodation alone, The tuition fees here starts from 2500 Euros per semester on the average! Which is roughly 2.7m in Naira.

Now that's not the worse part, the worse part is the day to day living on the island, it costs about 40 turkish lira to take a taxi to any location and that's about 2,400 naira and 4800 in total,for a to and fro journey though there are school buses which the government claims to be free but they are not entirely free as the cost of transportation has been deducted from your school fees.

The TRNC government lures student to the island to boost sectors such as housing as accommodation is very expensive, even the locals here dont pay what foreigners pay for housing they pay lesser, students come in to boost the tourism sector, the hospitals and pharmacies benefits from it, the transportation sector benefits from it and ofcourse it creates that multiplier effect that propels their economy.

Any household item or commodity whatsoever that you desire to purchase here is over 7 times the rate in naira, let me give examples, it costs over 2500 naira to buy a pain killer like panadol which cost around 200 naira, it costs about 15k to buy a charger for your phone, electricity bills can be as high as 60000 naira in a month during the summer and winter months when the air condition and heater has to be used, yes I said 60000 naira, Gas and water bill is something else entirely, the price of everything there is Jaw dropping as the prices are inflated to leach every penny from foreigners, they believe that every student especially Nigerians are rich!

When you register as a new student here,their universities will seize your original certificates to trap you so you wont leave and if you decide to leave the school you will be asked to pay termination fees in addition to whatever debt you probably owe the school!

Is it not crazy that a friend had to drop out on financial reasons and he was asked to pay over 2800 euros with the fees he owed the school before he will get his original certificates which he submitted while registering as a fresher!

Some of the institutions here fail students deliberately so that they can keep paying this school fees and trap them in the system to keep boosting their economy.

To crown it all, their are no jobs there coupled with the harsh and expensive living conditions many students have no options than to engage in petty vices.

95 percent of the universities there, the degrees are not Recognized by several international bodies, what the agents mostly do in Nigeria is to tell Nigerians that they are going to Cyprus and they will think they are going to the Southern part of the island which is an EU zone but on getting to Cyprus they are taken to the North. In fact the temporary residence permit wont take you to any country and since the country is not recognized most countries dont have embassies there which means to relocate you probably have to get a Tourist visa from here to Turkey which is not so difficult to apply to any country of your choice.

No b all abroad b abroad, and na small the north Cyprus take fine pass Nigeria sef, the roads are not so good and the houses are not so rushed.

According to the last NANS report there are approximately 30000 Nigerian students on this island and we have Zimbabweans, Congolese and other countries from other developing nations both in the middle east and Asia here.

My advice to all prospective students, if you are nurturing the idea of coming here to work while schooling please jettison those ideas. In fact dead it!

North Cyprus is not worth it ,one bit! I have spoken and its finally out of my conscience, who get ear make e hear!

And as for the grammar police wey go wan check my post for spelling errors and punctuations, this post is to share my experience there and warn prospective students against going to that expensive island.

EXLOVER:
I broke the bro code many times and i Will continue to break it.

1. If I'm enjoying with a girl inside my room, if the thing over sweet me, you're on your own o.

2. I'm a very loyal bro sha.


3. I can't date your ex, but if she give me joy, I go kpansh her on code, only me, her and heaven go know

4. The last time i told a bro about his cheating girl, I became a bad bro, he almost say i wan kpansh he girl, I can only advice you, not to carry the relationship for head but shoulder


5. If i Like Your sister forget it, I will just upgrade you from friend to brother in law. That's the real bro code



6. Normal level


7. I always protect a bro, some even save their side chicks name with my name.


Hope i'm not a bad bro?

OlawaleBammie:


Ok sir, but no b everytime still, u pick the one u send and not one to b used to buy asoebi wen u re still owing Ur landlord

OlawaleBammie:


No b only abroad sef

If Ur mama dey live for Abeokuta and U mistakenly relocate to Abuja or Lagos..

Well, sorry is Ur case

prinsam30:
I bought 32inches TV plasma LG for my mum since 2012 for 49K tear leather, till tomorrow the tin still dey work, if NEPA like make dem reduce the voltage by minus 100% the TV go still on, nothing concern am with anyhow light do, the TV get voltage controller in it I think, forget about that TV guide of a thing, that tin is useless jor, I get am like three types, non dey regulate voltage as expected, just shine ur eyes and buy beta TV, some Belgium ar more durable than these overrated new TV