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Shalommy:
Why will a sensible person send his/her nude to another? For what exactly? Chaii...

LOve

The 7th sense that numbs the other 6 senses

JAMO84:
PDP and LP should divest from politics and move to the skit making industry, I mean how do you explain this useless obsession with an ordinary results viewing Portal?

Hard copy of my WAEC certificate is with me, the examination body also have it on their portal, if the portal crashes and the result is no longer available there, does it mean the original hard copy I have is not relevant?


You have agents in the polling units, they were given a copy of the result, the police and the commission have there own copies, another copy was pasted on the polling units walls, none of you have been able to prove that what were later posted on the IREV were different from the copies you have except in few places. The election tribunal needs to ban those 2 miserable losers from contesting any election in this Country for 60 years.

Jonsing clown, No be jame use their original catch person wey hold result. your yeye dey smell.

frenzy48:
one new generation church I attended some weeks ago,,the ushers all wore trousers,the worship singer dyed his hair pink, choristers wore tight seductive trousers,,guys were allowed to wear caps while girls didn't cover their hairs .some guys even came with crossing bag .I just felt odd

Boom Dig_it!

Odds things happening up and down, my friend told me his church invited RMD for a program I told him "hei, which kind IV be that wey church get with a secular actor. what's your view on that

pocohantas:
I wanted to buy tomatoes an hour ago. I gave her N200, that is fair enough for 4 round tomatoes ba? She said it is N500. Can't remember how much I bought a kilo of turkey last. I think N3300 or N3500. My muslim friend gave me meat yesterday, I will dice it and cook efo riro. I have dryfish and palm oil. Na to buy shoko of N500. Iru N50. Then pepper mix.



Yes, I do. That food wasn't too much for two weeks sha. Though I gave my muslimah a bowl of the three dishes I made. A bowl is just 2-3 servings.

E don red, tomatoes of 2500 I bought yesterday was almost up to half paint... the poor no fit breath for Naija like this I swear. Funny enough I used to praise FCT markets for price of tomatoes

pocohantas:
It is a Nigerian thing and I will blame it on the standard of living here. Food is very cheap in America and some other developed countries. No one see groceries as show off. These things are basic. A pack of spaghetti is 50p in the UK. They are things that homeless people can afford. In Nigeria, any small thing is show off. That is why the rich are always struggling to identify with suffering. Claiming they sold kulikuli or they used the moon to do assignments in primary school.

True shaa I spent N8900k on stew yesterday the must funny part to me is that the chicken I bought consumed only N3,300 for 1 and half kilo.

Boom Dig_It!!!

Bloody Hypocrite, so na you get the license to cheat, you get babe still dey bed your EX and still want her to be 100% with you, OP you are one of the major problems we have in this country.

Don't you know whne you allow her to cheat too na when you go get rest of mind unto say she for her mind go know say na just bangs una dey bang.

pocohantas:
Food and water is show off? Blame your government for this mentality, not me.

Eno go better for APC, na so we begin discuss babe issues, one babe for work tell me she never see me with my girlfriend, I told her she dey USA and will be coming back to visit me this August, omo them begin see am as show off, meanwhile I have never made mention of my babe before just that they asked as if ima not a Woman Man

Candidlady:


Use that extra 5thou' to gamble sure odds like your comrades samueltemi337 and miracrood2

If icome as a man in next life I'd kill myself


God forbid this gender

You must have balls to be a Man, you can't get such for free. some hole folks disgracing themselves since time immemorial

Skyview01:
How do they even get an erection from an unwilling participant.

Another absurd fact

Boom Dig_it!!

Its becoming a norm of Church vehicles having accident, What could be the reason

On scratching my head I recall some of them Church's rent buses in which most of the drivers indulge in shitty type of highness before movement, it's high time churches got their own buses and drivers of same faith, enough of putting member's life at risk and try to undermine God's ability to protect his people.

R.I.P to the dead, should be straight ticket to heaven like this, well what do I know.

Boom Dig_It!!!

Life is all about temperance, If you lose sight of this... you are gone for real.

Boom Dig_it!!!

And that's how things will be when your only plan is to Hit the ground running without direction.

Another Clueless folk at the helm of affairs'

Boom Dig_it!!!


How do my fellow Men actually enjoy rape, not just rape, the kind of sexual escaped that will put them in danger, most times when I even have consensual sex I feel guilty, now on the other hand in regards to rape how do they feel when the konji don leave them.

Chai, a teenagers life has been cut short by a foolish wielder whose erection gives direction, what a mess.

Death to all rapist .

R.I.P young blood.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Hahah
So protest never still hit streets

The hardship is making me excited
Where are all those it will favor me and my family
Hahhaha
Una go suffer
Make we continue to dey play politics of tribalism
Una go suffer

Electricity tariff on the high....Tertiary institution fee on the high....Price of fuel on the high.....114 percent increase in the salary of elected politicians waiting to be approved by tinubu....Guess what POC every year have been introduced right about now....poc is proof of car ownership certificate of 1000 naira every year
Now pos charges on the increase

To the niggarrrr comments above...why should I pity anyone..a South African friend told me before the election that if tinubu get up to 50k votes he mean say we Nigerian youth don fuckkk up and we nor know ourselves

BUt bro we no vote BLaBLa Blu na him rig himself in.

Candidlady:
This sarkodie is a bloody cheap liar


All men are the same.. they won't take responsibility neither would they own up to their bad deeds


See davido doing rubbish


Chioma must be under some sorta jazz/spell..

Chioma a typical Nigerian Woman, Running around a Man who disrespects her at any given opportunity, But for what reason, Money? firm? or... Damn it she lacks respect for herself too, not even married out of LOve I guess. I pity her young heart.

FOOLish talk

ArchiLimited:
At this point I wish Mancity and arsenal would both simultaneously pull out of this deal and let West Ham eat their rice by themselves. What nonsense. These are the guys spoiling football. 90m for rice and you have audacity to say it's too small. That means mbappe would be 500m going by that valuation.

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Bro them don spoil transfer finish, the fears of scouts and some players are manifesting this era.

Boom Dig_it!!

The New cat Indeed

Burna my Nigga keep burning them awards.

Boom Dig_it!!

Wakeup to reality Dude, you don ever sneeze for morning come perceive the smell, that's a very horrible smell.

You dey use movie compare real life, if you need early morning kiss you have to be intentional about it, like for me I brush twice a day, I brush a second time by eat, but I'm a late night snacker so I used mouth wash after eating my last meal of the night.

No kee person daughter because of movie biko.

Boom Dig_it!!

If a bad character ages it turns to habit or culture, those head slammers are at it again.
Deborah's case comes to mind though, we and these head slammer have nothing in common, even the way they speak their language sounds violent, most times when I hear then speak I'm never sure if it's normal conversation or they are threading insults.

Boom Shakalaka!!

Na over do for the oza room dey cause front page passing out parade for dead in arms soldiers with wetin dey your hand I hope you no won contest for hall of firm soon.
Happy birthday to your lady with Blues eyes.

BOOM Shakalaka!!

That's a punch below the belt, but coming from a comedy series like Ukraine, I'd say I don't know who is more dumb amongst the two.

Boom Dig_it!!

I wonder how your staying in love can ameliorate the effect of fuel subsidy on Nigerians.

Most of you see these celebrities mostly with low morals as your role models that's why immorality is on the increase in the society.

Boom Dig_it!!

If he tries it will expose his incoherent nature, there are no paid praise singers to laugh or applaud his meaningless talks

Boom Dig_it!!

Depression na bastard...

try socializing more, eg. in sporting activities like them football, jogging etc. most times when you are locked alone with thoughts you feel you are the only one having it all rough, gives you a state of hopelessness.

Hence need to ease your brain from serious functions.
I'm not trying to indulge you but that's where sticks of AZ comes as a great buddy as always to me a times.

Boom Dig_it!!


I have always told my Nigga, Women can't stand rejection from we Men like we accept and move on when they do, on this premise it is very deadly, a sworn foe you will be when a lady see you rejected her advances and later see you with your girlfriend which you met after her show of affection.

My current girl, was the one that gave me proper Man marking, at a point on giving it a chance I found bliss in her, that type of baby girl is actually what I was ready to search far and wide for, not knowing she has always been outside my door.

NB: some Men go do you dirty for approaching them and some will do you wonders too (sweet wonders), there are two ways to this coin, Ladies should have that in mind before advances and do also know that life goes on after all.

Boom Dig_it!

Na condition wey make crayfish bend,
Individual differences comes in play here, though staying with family might not give that needed privacy, yet in this kind condition wey Obodo Naija dey if there is great understanding between the married and his family including the Wife then who gives a hoot once there is enough space in the house filled with Joy, LOve and laughter to inhabit all.

A friend still lives in his Father's house with his Wife for over 5yrs now he is always confessing the team work from his Mum and wife in the Kitchen has made cook a thing of ease as every meal is a story, they will soon travel to Canada and they will really be missed, the Mum is missing sick already.

This life no really hard na just communication and understanding dey Bleep many up.

Boom Dig_it!!!

You recall in mortal combat that year, when you done beat a player to the verge of standing to fall, that's where Nigeria was under Buhari, that voice told Tinubu on 29th of May Finish Him!!!

BloomingDale:
Nigerian men prick no even reach 6. No wonder dey always accuse Nigerian girls of swallowing their gbola. Their gbola too small. Yeye dey smell.

NO wahala as una go carry the widest pussy award... yeye de smell

OffAir:
Chioma better get pregnant ASAP n it better be a boy

Na third son she fit get like this no matter how much she tries.

Maj196:
Oga rest who send you all these story. I’m a software developer that makes my cool cash and I don’t need all your useless advice. But disparaging this young man in doing what he wants is what I detest. Most successful people today did odd jobs too. don jazzy, timaya, phyno to name a few. If you can’t advise or help him in any way just stfu and carry your deadi body dey go.

I've asked the jonsing guy to really send the guy his link for the 30k employment or shut up his mouth

GodWrites:
Destiny helper indeed. That's what all these scam pastors use to get you to pay offering. You want a destiny helper? Make yourself valuable, then hop onto LinkedIn, IG, TikTok, or even YouTube. Attend networking events and maybe you will meet that so called helper. But if you expect to sit on a VIP lounge hoping to meet your 'destiny helper' you will die a wretched man full of regrets.

Your so-called destiny helper has a gateman. A cook. A cleaner. Are they not human beings that he or she can help? You think they see you but all they see is a robot and nothing more. That they smile at you doesn't mean shit. We have seen people work in 7 star hotels for years and their life is the same.

These are people who meet Presidents, A-list celebrities and business magnets on a daily basis yet their life hasn't changed.

It's now someone that working on a barely 1 star hotel that will meet his destiny helper on a VIP lounge.

If you don't use your brain, someone else will use it and drink garri with better evaporated milk. No need talking too much. Life will teach you all a lesson.

When people share the bitter pill the first thing you dumbos do is to start hauling insults. I'd rather sleep and never wake up, than get up everyday to make 18k a month.

In fact the moment your 'destiny helper' discover you work there, they will lose total interest in you. Someone with prospects wouldn't stoop that low making peanuts when there are better things to do.

Life is unfair. Swallow this hard truth with water if you can.

If you are really serious on your comment send him an address to come and be your errand boy for 30k a month and you shut up your mouth.