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FamilyRe: I'm Scared Of Marrying Her by caesymore(m): 3:22pm On Mar 15, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticl.ala and the other elders.
a Bottle of chilled Legend stout for you, dying for love is the greatest gift grin
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Just Broke My Heart by caesymore(m): 2:23pm On Mar 15, 2022
Candidlady:
You slapped her angry

Dude even said slightly. Slightly slapped her twice!!! God please bring people like this my way! Who will slightly slap me twice! °°°°that day the man will hate/regret the day he came into existence°°°

The day a man lift his hands on a lady he loses all respect as a man. He becomes a beast


And for that so called seer that said she has been charmed.. That is falseprophet's brother!!!


Modified : men will always brag bout that thing they have done for a lady!!? Read the story you'd understand what imeant!! °°°°ihave learnt never to collect zilch from any dude.. God forbid no be me una go use shine °°°°

you connected her to a business and rented a shop for her gave you the right to SLIGHTY SLAP her

@NapoleonHil
Thanks!! Experiences could really turn people into something else.. Thanks again
HAHA, false prophets everywhere. Slap is enough Juju for a lady to leave his sorry ass
FoodRe: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by caesymore(m): 2:01pm On Mar 15, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.
Damn... MadamVicilin with sauce grin
FamilyRe: My Cousin Who Got Married Last Year July Is Actually Thinking Of Leaving by caesymore(m): 1:07pm On Mar 15, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


So that vow ",for better and for worst and till death do us apart" is actually a lie. People lied in front of the priest, parents, family and friends.

If actually we hold that vow to our heart, there's no sacrifice too much for us to make for our spouses. But no, it's all lies, we say it with our lips not with our heart.

This action has clearly shown that there's nothing like love even among married people, we only deceived ourselves. The day you'll realized that your wife or husband that pretend to love you never really loved you as you think,is the day you find yourself in a greater mess.


The few ones that love genuinely and are ready to make any sacrifice even if it means for them to lay down their lives for their wife/husband are always taken for granted . They're not always appreciated by the people they sacrificed to. So sad, sad indeed.
Transplant bomb, no lovin husband would even accept his wife's kidney .
CrimeRe: MC Expensive Kicks As Chidinma Ojukwu Wins Miss Cell Pageant, Says It's Insensit by caesymore(m): 1:03pm On Mar 15, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



So insensitive


And nothing hurts me more to see the kind of preferential treatment given to the female prisoners compared to the male prisoners. I have also come to realized that no woman is truly a feminist as they claimed because what is good for the goose is truly good for the gander. Feminist should speak up now or forever remain silent. They should go and protest that they do not like the way their fellow women are being treated in the cell, that they should treat them equally as they're treating male prisoners, failure for them to do this, then feminist movement is a joke.

I Know my place as a woman, I Know I may be stubborn, but I can never be equal with a man.
na your type I dey like lavida with grin
CrimeRe: Chidinma Super Tv Murderer Just Won Award In Prison by caesymore(m): 7:45am On Mar 10, 2022
This is very wrong. Celebrating a murderer ... MNK was right when he called here a Zoo

NB. The dead Man died the most useless death ever for thinking with his dick... cheating what so ever is wrong and when you do the measure of consequences are limitless so thread wisely .
RomanceRe: Man Takes Back Everything He Bought For A Lady After She Declined His Proposal by caesymore(m): 4:00pm On Mar 07, 2022
HappyGoodWealth:
That's Childish,






What a Hard Man,Why Making Her Go Necked,



The man sanity should be checked,


This is how the lady would have married a mad man.
gOOD riddance TO BAD RUBBISH. Way to go guys
PhonesRe: Electronic Tattoo: Bill Gates Predicts Technology That Will Replace Smart Phones by caesymore(m): 9:43am On Mar 06, 2022
internationalman:
All we do here is preach preach and preach and condemn everything as satanic.

Yet ordinary microphone and speakers in their church was made by the same people they condemn..
grin Savage
PoliticsRe: Invasion: Nigeria, 140 Others Vote Against Russia, Ukraine To Get $5.2bn Lifelin by caesymore(m): 6:18pm On Mar 03, 2022
Acidosis:
Why can't Buhari maintain neutrality like other African countries?
Just imagine rubbish, see the other countries naija dey follow sign allegiance with, far more developed countries Buhari senseless die
RomanceRe: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by caesymore(m): 1:58pm On Mar 02, 2022
HitSong:
It's your misery, frustration and cross to carry.
If you're not lonely and miserable, you won't fall easily in the hands of young whorès and slùts that has nothing to offer but the holes between their legs, while they collect your money and also give you all kinds of STDs...
You fell even as a married man and believe, no sane married man will allow his family live abroad while he stays somewhere else lonely and miserable all because his wife his frustrated with their home country... Are you a man at all?
Again, no sane woman will live her young husband here to live alone and fend for himself... expect if she has "OTHER" plans...
There's no other joy like family living and growing together.
You certainly still belong to the low class of the society and you also have poor mindset...
Why are your family members abroad? Better life abroad? Better schools?
The minister of Labour, Speaker of the house of rep and many other elites in Nigeria have their children in Unilag and other schools in Nigeria so what are you feeling like?

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER HERE.
A big loser he is. I find it hard this stupid picture he just created is real.
RomanceRe: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by caesymore(m): 1:33pm On Mar 02, 2022
Papi, wTF would you be in LD marriage? its bullshit bro. Marriage is called settling down. You guys have given enough room to temptation as you two are not settled.
Cold nights without your spouse, blanket or duvet can never play the role of human body , no, not at all. I wonder who dey tinini your wife kpekus over their, yes thats reality or you think say na only you body dey sweet.
RomanceRe: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by caesymore(m): 1:26pm On Mar 02, 2022
HitSong:
Fiction... But let's assume this is true...

Some of you are just plainly stupid... It's like the more money you make, the more stupid and the more you make life difficult for yourself...

HOW CAN I HAVE MONEY AND FAMILY AND I'LL SEND MY FAMILY AWAY TO ABROAD WHILE I LIVE HERE LONELY AND MISERABLE?

WHAT'S THE JOY IN HAVING A FAMILY YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH?
All in the name of you want them to fit in high standard of the society and nonsense...
I'm 100% sure that your wife is also CHEATING on you.
NO mind them, marriage is called settling down, I wonder how having spouse apart is settling down. I guess the wife has even done more than he is doing, big room for temptation.
EventsRe: Lady Holds A Funeral-Theme 30th Birthday Party Inside Casket (Photos) by caesymore(m): 9:31am On Mar 02, 2022
realstars:
She had killed the old salfe and comes out with new life for the next level of life to the grave.
grin
EventsRe: Lady Holds A Funeral-Theme 30th Birthday Party Inside Casket (Photos) by caesymore(m): 9:31am On Mar 02, 2022
Shalommy:
Yeah, but i'm very careful with my life. I love my life!
Mehn... Baby na fear fear, na your type go see rat for room lockup room dey wait make hubby fall back come kill am grin
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Olamide Precious Ajayi For Blackmailing Her Sugar-Daddy In Ondo by caesymore(m): 9:25am On Mar 02, 2022
constance500:
You are daft.. No b him get the wife and the phone..
You are the daft one, why a sensible person go get sex tape of enself for phone... WTF!!! you be porn star huh
PoliticsRe: A Bill To Allow States Generate Electricity Passed By House Of Representatives by caesymore(m): 9:21am On Mar 02, 2022
mybiz234:
They should also permit individuals to generate electricity. There are Nigerians capable of generating electricity. They will make money and more people will get electricity. It will be a win-win situation.
Thats already happening with the help of generator grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Jnr Pope Meets Secondary School Mates After 24 Years (Photos) by caesymore(m):
Mhen...

Really gonna be fun meeting my old school mates after such number of years... I swear the convo. go hot like mad... like Mela wey say im no fit smoke for life later come turn chimney.
Foreign AffairsRe: Terror Alert For Nigeria And Other African Nations! by caesymore(m): 4:53pm On Mar 01, 2022
grin grin grin here they come
RomanceRe: Which One Destroys Man Faster? by caesymore(m): 4:49pm On Mar 01, 2022
Michelle70:
u deh ejavulate before u typed this nonsense? grin

always crosscheck what u typed before sending, no gimme unnecessary headache
grin grin grin see you and your ejaculate, at least you got my message right as I did yours.
RomanceRe: Which One Destroys Man Faster? by caesymore(m): 4:33pm On Mar 01, 2022
phemmyfour:
Yes, We have womanizer with properties everywhere. Besides, not every woman is after your money. You can't do betting and still have properties
Bro I'm a proud gambler its my side hustle my 8-5 pays , but bet flows cash upon cash... just as una feel say some sabi una up and down cripto bullshit which is just as bloody as virtual soccer na so we sabi live bet. People tend to castigate what they no know.
RomanceRe: Which One Destroys Man Faster? by caesymore(m): 4:20pm On Mar 01, 2022
Michelle70:
if someone gives u N5m, will u rather invest in business or play 3 sure odds?

Even betting companies will advice u not to bet what u can't afford to loose.
On the other hand, have u seen anyone advising people not to invest what they can't loose?
If you wont no grow sense and invest what you cant lose
RomanceRe: Which One Destroys Man Faster? by caesymore(m): 4:19pm On Mar 01, 2022
phemmyfour:
Betting
Betting leaves you with NOTHING
grin grin grin as if Women leave you with something
RomanceRe: Which One Destroys Man Faster? by caesymore(m): 4:18pm On Mar 01, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
[s][/s]

So explain why people lose their life savings to investments.
Because as greedy as they wish to win they forgot to look closely and see say all na gambling grin
CrimeRe: Police Quash Cult Initiation In Delta; Recover Dangerous Weapons & Exotic Cars by caesymore(m): 3:39pm On Mar 01, 2022
Donlamzy:
I’m yet to know what they are gaining in all these cult stuff, a friend of mine that we attended the same church back then wan dey do like say he be bad boy, he go join cult, the next week I don’t know what happened, he switched from a good iPhone to torchlight phone, whenever we call him he’ll always say he is not around, he is not safe in one area so he left, no peace of mind, nothing nothing ,guess he stepped beyond his boundary to a senior cultist lol shior
A friend of yours named you, Ogbeni rugged up before Men go dey use you buy handouts
Nairaland GeneralRe: My visit to the Nigeria prison,So awful by caesymore(m): 11:02pm On Feb 26, 2022
Mhen...
God na my witness, the very first day I visited Afra prisons I felt depressed and vowed to totally avoid any issue wey fit put me behind bars .
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Man Reacts As Fleeing Ukrainians Maintain Traffic Laws by caesymore(m): 10:32pm On Feb 26, 2022
SecretAgent7706:
https://mobile.twitter.com/itsaoa_/status/1496763142382268416

Lalasticlala
I hear, the day you know all our problems na Government oriented you will find peace. They have a working system so they allow the system to rule over them as they have grown to trust the system.
EventsRe: Innoson's Mum's Burial: Over 30 Undertakers Carry Innoson's Mum (Photos, Video) by caesymore(m): 10:12pm On Feb 26, 2022
Omicronvaccine:
https://igberetvnews.com/1415558/innosons-mums-burial-30-undertakers-carry-innosons-mum-photos-video/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
see the over 30 undertakers , as funny as it sounds if the mama just rise from there, all man go tire run grin grin

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