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Amaka Unted, they won sign as many all time coaches as we done sign in one season.

I wish them conference league come 22/23 season

Mehn...

You see that smoking of AZ I find it unstoppable.
Feels like rolling all your worries lighting em on and blowing them away, literally kicks bordom away.
Eternally grateful to God for the gift of green grass.

Chai, inside life... like this now this Man done even plan wetin him go use Haaland do.

oh Death you dey over do most times.

R.I.P to 'super agent' Mino Raiola

Religion... as Father Abraham wey him be.

Most of us wey dey reason go this heaven yet dem no fit do good, dey church for hours without being distracted ... I swear no think am oh, heaven will be a boring place for una

ExAngel007:
It was gathered that the victims who visited their aunt for the Easter holiday were playing inside the shop when the cable fell on the iron container on Thursday, April 21.

A newly installed power cable has caused the death of four children after it fell on a container turned shop in Oke Igbo in Ile-Oluji/Okeigbo Local Government Area of Ondo State.


As new as old, what has this country to offer but death to its citizens an untimely one at that


The victims who visited their aunt for the Easter holiday were playing inside the shop when the cable fell on the iron
container on Thursday, April 21.

Damn, anywhere but not in that poor woman's shoes at this time. Her mind must be bleeped up by now, I hope she gets solace not to talk of the mother of the kids.



"They were rushed to the hospital, but there was no sufficient oxygen they could use for five of them. So, four of them gave up the ghost. But the case of the sixth child was not critical as she can walk and talk.


So many life's would have not gone to the great beyond if not for the nonchalant attitudes of out leading bodies, ordinary oxygen tank oh, I heard the Federal Government being praised for buying one tank for Garki hospital , I laughed cause it sounded like a joke owing to the fact that in a private hospital where I work in Abuja we have it filled to the brim and littered at strategic positions in the hospital. Give me a good reason why public hospital should not have more after multiple taxations on citizens.


The lawmaker representing Ondo South at the National Assembly, Senator Nicholas Tofowomo, described the incident as unfortunate.

That all they can do so...

"Moreover, the government must do its job by not allowing shops or buildings to be erected under power lines. The lives of these precious children would not have been wasted if individuals do their jobs accordingly.”


even when they fail in doing their job as stated above, no matter the hunger don't endanger your life trying to make ends meet , those kids are dead and not coming back. R.I.P to them tender souls, this one pain me


"As a company, we condole with the families of the children
because life is very sacred and should not end prematurely this way.


"According to information available to us, the children were in an iron container shop that was directly under an 11KV line that snapped which led to their electrocution when they had contact with the wire

"The deaths would have been avoidable if there was nothing
within the 11meters right of way statutorily required for such line,"

Then while fixing the cable then why didn't you slowpokes issue a strict warning all na when una won cut light una dey only issue warning?
well, if 9ja na shoe no need to repair am, na just to throwey the shoe buy new one.

May we never encounter such on our Kids. Amen.

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OmoOgunOriginal:
The Vice President Prof Yemi Osinbajo, has declared it would be an injustice for Nigerians if he fail to contest the 2023 Presidential election in view of his vast experience in the last seven years in office.

Penpushing reports that, Osinbajo made this known on Monday during his visit the Governor of Ondo State, Rotimi Akeredolu in his office in Akure, the state capital, stressing that it is a special privilege to serve.

“I think It will be a betrayal to our country, to our nation, this is a nation that many people died for, people died for this country, if I, with all that has been given to me by the grace of God, retire quietly either to Lagos or Ikenne and go and be writing my memoirs.

“It will be a great injustice to our country, that is why I throw my hat in the ring and ensure I make the best case for the position of President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,” Osinbajo said.

“It is such a special privilege to be called to serve, it is a very special privilege to serve either as exco, house of assembly, even as NWC member. I am sure that everybody knows that I have formally declared my intention to run as president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria’, he stated.

“I did so on Monday, April 11th, 2022 and I did so because, first of all there is nobody that can be anything God does not decide that he would be, only God can make a person president, vice president, governor, anything whatsoever’, Osinbajo added.

“So, I believe the hand of God must be on anything we are doing, but I declared my intention based on first, the fact that I have served, again by the sheer grace of God, I have served for seven years and some months’, he said.

“President Muhammadu Buhari, just out of his open-mindedness and his own generosity ensured that I was given very serious responsibilities as vice president and I also acted as president’, Osinbajo added.

” In those capacities, I got to know so many things that most people will never come across, even people in government will never come across and I gained a lot of experience on that account’, he said.

“Many times the President, when he was away, said pointedly to me that look, I don’t want to feter your discretion in any way, as acting president, you are president, just make sure you are fair and just, don’t refer anything to me, don’t ask me any questions, just do whatever you need to do’, Osinbajo stated.

Penpushing also reports that, the vice president commended President Muhammadu Buhari’s open-mindedness in delegating to him serious tasks that had aided his experience, noting that it was God that put people in power, emphasizing that it would be a betrayal of his country for him to retire with all his exposure in government.

https://penpushing.com.ng/it-will-be-disservice-to-nigerians-if-i-fail-to-contest-presidency-in-2023-says-osinbajo/

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Disservice to your pocket. Using too much God God, like say him dey work for God. As you second chaired in the worst regime so far since inception of this country you think we will see you as a savior or what.

Both you and Asiwaju are birds of same feather just that your version is recent.
Ndi ALa

Mhen...

This rape matter they vex me anytime I read about it, makes me wonder if these Men ever have a sense of reasoning free and cheap sex everywhere yet rape, well I always believe this minors own is related to ritualist practices if not and even at that it is repaginate knowing an adult will stoop so low to have few mins pleasure with a minor that can't even clean up fine.

TUFIAKWA!!!

FutureIsFemale:
Men are just terrible.

Humans are just terrible Sweetheart.

ollymooreagain:
Police Arrest Suspected Ritualists With Fresh Human Head In Kara


ALFA AGAIN? NINU AWẸ, O GA OH, KÍ OLOHUN MA SOWA
The Kwara State Police Command says two suspected ritualists, Wasiu Omonose (35) and Akanbi Ibrahim (32) have been arrested.

The duo were nabbed on Sunday with a fresh human head and wrists.

They were arrested by the police at the Oke Oyi/Jebba road while on a motorcycle.

The suspects, both from Share in Ifelodun Local Government Area of the state, CONFESSED they were TAKING the ITEMS to an ALFA in ILORIN for RITUAL PURPOSES.


The incident happened on Sunday, 25th April, 2022.

Erudite Skullers , chai see na person pikin this Men pieces like this, the most annoying part is that these fools will want a chance to life one which they never gave to this Child.
Burn them already!!!

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Waneri:
Are indigenes of Abia state (especially Ngwa) in support of OVI public endorsement of Wike.
Is Ngwa la Ikwere precolonial history of common ancestry influencing Ikpeazu decision despite the call for a president of south east extraction.
* Ndi Ikweres opinion will be gladly welcomed.
https://goldmyne.tv/pdp-ikpeazu-endorses-wike-for-2023-presidency/

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Beginning of his downfall mingling with last Man the clueless Champaign slowpoke of a Governor. The only difference between IkpuAzu and Bubu na say on dey use cap cover en shame.

Ndi ala

Mhen.

There is really no manual to this but tolerance, different strokes for different folks. You fit apologize and be taken for a ride, sometimes its nice to avoid your spouse thereby giving time for healing. Know fully well that a spouse that cheats on you cause of a misunderstand has already been a cheat at the onset just waiting for the slightest provocation to cheat, try and know what works for you in your relationship and stick to it.

Relationship expert in deed, them wey no even fit keep relationship.

Mhen...

OP na you dey herald your own wahala. Must you date? Why date when you know you will still break up?

In this present 9ja you never know say dating na main and side hustling job for these less privileged girls like your low budget girl friend with entitlement mentality. Only a SIMple can hangout with them then regret sets in later, no reasonable Man fuels a relationship with money unless you be politician or G boy ( well you've seen how reasonable these ones are)

If na sex you want, get those "Abali amaka babes" ( konji girl friends) wey you go dey maintain easily, wey no even care if you call or not, but once you drop and una meeting na based on straphs and bye then you go your hustle.

That low budget Angel you dey date don drop motivation for you, unless you won see am as curse na you sabi.

Well I see you trying to please her no try am pleasing her dey like someone screaming harder!! harder!!! on Baba Asuwaji in za oda rum.

Omicronvaccine:
Police Arrests Couple For Allegedly Beating Their Maid To Death In Lagos (Disturbing Photo)



https://www.instagram.com/p/CcyaQy9N0nF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Mehn... Like this now, Madam don put Oga for life long wahala.
For ordinary 15k wey una dey pay the girl dey stress am up and down morning and night e no do una. As I see for the woman eye , that girl no dey go school na 24/7 she go dey run that house , what a wicked world we living in.

Candidlady:
So you can't fight for who you love what kinda fake love is that

you use death scare the nigga away now you won bring fight. No lady is worth a fight for, except your Wife.

Sharonnyl:
I think the first question you should ask yourself is " why do I want a new job?"

Is it because of money?

Or just to get a whole new experience (people do this). Especially since you said you've been teaching for a while.

Do you want the job because of the prestige that comes with it?

If you can sincerely ask yourself why you want the new job, your answer will pop up. Nobody will bear the consequences for you or enjoy the benefits with you. So it's your decision to make. You can only be guided

Liked comment, come check Moniker as e look new ,e come be say e never reach one week. Welcome Baby girl, unless na old user wey done cast en moniker finish come open another, otherwise bigups and continue with the reasonable comments only few get sense for 9ja.

Life is all about loss mhen...

I started believing this after losing my Mum. If you never lose for life you never begin life. We are a play thing for the supreme ones they only care about themselves and not about how we really feel.

More Sons to you Ototo.

If seal is broken take it back...
Even tonimas sabi that one.

Oleys:
Nigerian singer/songwriter,

“Dem don serve me breakfast too many times, I don chop breakfast too many times. Somebody’s son go find me one day,” the singer lamented.

Mehn... Nwoke na Odogwu, This song wey dey sound like cut and join , t'was so hilarious to my ear the first time I heard it. More surprising the zeal the ladies put on in singing the song as if their life depended on it ( funny enough the feminists dey sing am too )

She never even begin chop breakfast Tiwa wey all men won Bleep like this because that's all she seems good to do with. Tiwa just dey like my sweetheart Maryjane all Men dey date am, Bleep am wotowoto but no one go won carry am go see en family shikina

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OnionBandit:
The only thing I scored Buhari low on was security until this presidential pardon nonsense happened.

Buhari has not done well tackling insecurity and corruption... and History will remember him for this.

I still love him though

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CrownOfClay724:
The man and his followers bear a close semblance to Kumuyi and his disciples.

These people wey know so much about hellfire dey always look and behave one kain.

Little wonder seeing a man riding a motorbike is news.

Benki003:
Baba no reason their matter .
If u wan knack protect ur self that's all

Lolz. I swear... Wahala for who no won protect

Mehn...

I have always wanted to open a thread on what I have noticed so far among the Vagina People.

When it comes to sex the pleasure is inexplicable, also for that I respect the creator so much for attaching that part of sexuality to our human existence. I for sure know that if most of Pastors were around during creation they would have told God to remove it, don't mind them, most are hypocrites.
It is a Television for those husbands without television that's why you see some having more kids than they cant carter for.
An anti-depressant for the depressed.
I can go on and on ,It could be anything for you, and even a gate way to emotional and psychological torture.

What I meant to imply is the fact that it comes with both pros and cons, and as that, all should be very careful when engaging in one.
That brings us to my main reason of this thread, over the years I have had my quota of sexual escapades and I come to realize that is either most of our ladies are immune to STDs and STIs or they are dumb, stupid or both.

In my sexual experience so far not for once has a lady paused during pre-intimacy to request I use protection, I am always the one that brings out one before the main action without the lady requesting I use one or even asking if I'm safe without protection. I have also asked around and Its almost same, these ranges from the sophisticated ladies you see out there to the random everyday girl ,the truth is that I'm scared at the amount of diseases shared on a daily by this ladies.

What has been your own sexual experience in regards to the use of protection?

Mooh247:
Deactivate you card and re apply for a new one... It cost less than 2k

Exactly what I did, after I helped a friend credit I foundout my card has stocked to his account , Mhen... I off, as I know the friends I keep I jejely deactivated my card the next day before this kind thing wey do you go do me.

Mhen...
Baba should use his head, you are more divided in your pursuit than your Yoruba's think we Igbos are.
Bunch of gutless saboteurs.

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helinues:
Well, let me say welcome on board, I made my own intentions known about supporting Osinbajo for the 2023 precisely 2 years ago on this forum, it was a brief discussion actually.

In other to secure good victory for PYO, I have some suggestions and opinions

1. We don't have enemies
The oppositions are not our enemies but just those who might not have been understanding our message or have entirely different opinions about 2023 race. They are not a threat, infact, they are still our brothers, sisters, uncles, father's, Mother's irrespective of religion or region. Engaging with them maturely is what can bring more people to our camp

2. It's time to give back to the community
Some Nigerians have the mentality/perception of giving back to the community only when they are elected into political positions or any form of power. That's wrong, a little contribution from individuals would really change things. In any capacity you can, it's time to give back to the community. Not necessarily have to be about money, if you are in position of helping others, if you have a contact someone has been looking for, share it and make the difference

3. There is no need of petty groups
Osinbajo this group,Osinbajo that group, Osinbajo those group are just a means of enriching the opportunists most especially when it involved donations., Ko necessary.[/b]Don't waste your money all in the name of donations, don't waste your time all in the name of attending online/offline meetings. Infact, fake groups would definitely emerge to scam people. Give directly to those around you.

[b]4. The oppositions are not that tough
Those who might be opposing Osibanjo's presidency are mostly those who need to be enlightened. With constructive arguments/submissions, we could still win some of them to our camp

5. Don't make lies to support your arguments
Lying just to back who you are supporting is not necessary. Inconsistency is really important in winning more people to our camp. You don't have to lie to support your arguments cos people would burst your lies and that's not good for our camp.

6. Don't make your support only online
Elections are not won online though winning people online is a plus, the real voters are in real life, extend your support to friends, families and colleagues. Tell them about PYO, spread the message of possible good things to happen to this country if he is elected.

PYO all the way
#StarBoyLightningNigeria

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Mhen...

Na them again Nid Uka, ha abiakwa na Abia. My lovely Abia has suffered in the hands of PDP and their latest Arsenal Last Man is really hitting.
To me I have seen it long ago that the whole problem Naizooria is having this Buhari time is what Abia has been having since that other shorty (Orji .T.) that got handed over from the older sensible thief (Orji .K.)

So this Igbo Osibanjo won use style slide into our DM , I don't know for you but I believe that anybody form APGA should get the votes of we Abians.

Mhen...

As Juju no come dey constitution wetin Baba go talk say na GM use on him.

LokoH:
...and I told her that I expected to meet horror sights in the east. She asked me "WHY?" I said 'that is what they are broadcasting in Lagos'. She then told me that only the traitors who flout Monday sit-at-home are being tought lesson. '

One blunt on top my head for your Sis. reasoning. Na so my bro wey be lawyer call me on Monday say him get waka for court and the pay make sense but he declined going, I salama for him telling him it would be foolish mingled with stupidity if he went for such not just for the fact that he is Nwa Chineke but also knowing how we see people who violet just that one day sit at home.

The truth is that without these sit at home people would have been going about their daily duty forgetting that a Son of Elohim is being robbed of his freedom by the brainless pedophile and his band of simpletons just for speaking up on the injustice melted on we Biafrans in this zoo.

NB: If Naizooria was any better there won't be an agitation to walk away from this evil called the Zoo.

Mhen...

That Man and Buhari are just too good for the dilapidation of our economy, the two na bad meets evil... seems we don try politicians too much, I believe we have seen the worse and anybody there other than Buhari is far better than... so if Reno could win over Elumelu in that Business promoter stuff and if Zelensky as senseless as he is can be president... I tip OBO for president

Beremx:
Not energetic enough compared to Michael Jackson’s. I give you 2 over 10

akpor

"For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night." - 1 Thessalonians 5:2

Thief used in this context simply put is that no one knows when a thief will come in the sense that we can not state a day or time in which the Lord will come but when he comes all eyes shall see him.

Rev 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen