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Romance / Re: The “Green Light” That Tells You She Is ‘really’ In Love With You. by Cahmegga: 1:54pm On Nov 24, 2015
no. 5 is highly questionable. lol. Most girls do this sometimes to make some other guy get jealous. If you mistake this to mean you are so in there, you will be entering a one chance.
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Handshake Between Buhari And Ngige by Cahmegga: 7:35am On Nov 12, 2015
seunmsg:
Ngige : I don grab this appointment., no Ipob thug can stop me from serving as a minister of the federal republic of Nigeria. grin grin grin

grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Disastrous Banking Job Interview On The 5th Of October 2015 by Cahmegga: 10:46pm On Oct 06, 2015
clearly those interviewers were feeling inferior before you....the best they could do was try to ridicule you. Keep ya head up young man. cheers

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Education / Re: How A Futo Student Was Given A Muddy Bath After His Final Exams by Cahmegga: 6:09am On Aug 28, 2015
until someone dies from all this crap, we won't learn! smh...
Politics / Re: PENGASSAN, NUPENG Begin Strike by Cahmegga: 6:07pm On May 21, 2015
...sad enough, Nigeria is just moving round in circles....doctors will strike, come back, then strike again
...NUPENG will strike, come back, only to strike again.....its pathetic really...and oh...


expect ASUU to strike soon, its been a while . Smh .

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Politics / Re: MEND Congratulates Buhari by Cahmegga: 8:44am On Apr 01, 2015
I will miss typing Sai Buhari embarassed


someboree, rewind the elections back pls!

it was fun all the way. LOL

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Politics / Re: Buhari Campaign: LASTMA Alerts Residents Of Ikorodu Road Closure Tomorrow by Cahmegga: 10:14pm On Mar 06, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
D gathering of terrorists in lagos state. Buhari too old to lead dis country.

..and you are too young to be using a mobile phone...one question, you don read for JAMB? loool

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Politics / Re: Buhari Campaign: LASTMA Alerts Residents Of Ikorodu Road Closure Tomorrow by Cahmegga: 10:12pm On Mar 06, 2015
pweetixandy:
So civilians shld suffer abi?

They have fore warned Nigerians, anyone who wants to suffer, would not listen and still go through that area.....people like Fayose lol

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Politics / Re: Buhari Campaign: LASTMA Alerts Residents Of Ikorodu Road Closure Tomorrow by Cahmegga: 10:10pm On Mar 06, 2015
hehehehehehe #March4Buhari ...


sai GMB!

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Politics / Re: PDP Buying PVCs For 10,000 Naira Each - Says APC by Cahmegga: 7:02pm On Feb 10, 2015
lmao! lemme just cross leg and be observing ....


meanwhile,





#March4Buhari

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Education / Re: A Kadpoly Student Went To Exam Hall, With Her Wedding Gown Last Saturday by Cahmegga: 9:29pm On Feb 03, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Gaming / Re: Guys Do You Remember These Games? by Cahmegga: 9:35am On Nov 15, 2014
MK3 ultimate ...greatest of all time!

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram ‘embarrassment’ Will End In Few Months, Says President by Cahmegga: 10:53am On Aug 03, 2014
The president assured Oba Sijuade that if the PDP
candidate won the election in Osun, the federal
government will bring development to the state.


this is enough reason to impeach this man.....so, he has admitted to neglecting the state just cos the present government belongs to the opposition....this is just so unfortunate ....Smh

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Politics / Re: FG Unveils North-east Reconstruction Plan by Cahmegga: 10:05am On Aug 01, 2014
You will reconstruct, and 'em Boko Haram goons will come blow issh up again......this is the perfect definition of "moving round in circles"....smh...LOOT ON!! God never sleeps....
Romance / Re: Are they kissing or Just displaying ignorance? [PHOTO] Lol... by Cahmegga: 10:07am On Dec 29, 2013
THAT GIRL GO SABI BLOW!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Looking Classy In Music Video Shoot (SURPRISING PHOTOS) by Cahmegga: 9:59am On Dec 29, 2013
This topic makes it sound like she never puts on clothes.....for a minute, I tort 'Maheeda' was the name of one super intelligent Indian monkey....*sigh*
Politics / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts Obasanjo On Twitter, Calls Him Selfish, Fraudulent by Cahmegga: 12:01am On Dec 28, 2013
He is looking for a way to have OBJ reply him, so he can jump in the studio, and record another "letter to OBJ"......and have his name mentioned on blogs one more time...I see what he is trying to do! Smh
Politics / Re: Man Detained For Allegedly Criticising Bayelsa Governor On Facebook by Cahmegga: 4:03pm On Dec 27, 2013
He has to be apprehended, before he does an "Egypt" on Bayelsa state

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Tweets A Photoof Herself Pounding Yam! by Cahmegga: 8:21pm On Dec 26, 2013
Na just for pose jor! That is obviously an empty mortar
Celebrities / Re: Check Out The Babe Who Bought D'PRINCE A N13million Benz 2013 Coupe (PICS) by Cahmegga: 10:17am On Dec 26, 2013
I won't be surprised if she's a "sickler"
Politics / Re: President Jonathan & Patience During Christmas Service (Pictures) by Cahmegga: 11:36pm On Dec 25, 2013
Have to find something to blame mr president for....erm...


I blame him for attending this service

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NYSC / Re: Mystery Or Co-incidence? by Cahmegga: 12:10am On Dec 25, 2013
davide470:
I beg to differ!

Corpers dying spontaneously in a locality without any maligna symptoms is NEVER a happenstance. I would even suggest writing a letter to the state cord / DG to stop posting corpers to that LG..

God's plan is for us to LIVE, and not DIE.

My brother! This was what I had in mind...its worrisome really..
Celebrities / Re: How I Got An Infection From A Top Nigerian Musician After Having Sex With Him by Cahmegga: 7:12pm On Dec 23, 2013
The artists name, or, you got the infection from that your fine boy neighbour you gave "it" to !
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Odd 'jobs' You Did During NYSC by Cahmegga: 9:44pm On Dec 19, 2013
Interstate WAEC runs! Batch C 2012...as my PPA (Ose local govt. Secretariat, Ifon, Ondo State) no get work, had to move to Ikhin in Edo state...to help our youths out...LOOL

Man must keep body and soul together!

Also managed a snail farm at Ose local government secretariat, Ifon, Ondo State...very interesting stuff!
Jokes Etc / Re: Maths Riddle by Cahmegga: 10:52am On Dec 19, 2013
Let's look at it this way, lool


The question never said "add 1000 to the sum of 1000 and 40"...it says "take 1000 and add 40", clearly, this is 1040...and then, "add 1000"...

Who told y'all to add 1000 to 1040?! What is spose to be done is adding that 1000 to the original 1000, so we have 2000....

So, the answer is something like
--- 1000+40
---1000+1000
---1000+30
---1000+1000 etc...adding this individual sums should give the correct answer.....
NYSC / Re: Mystery Or Co-incidence? by Cahmegga: 4:53pm On Dec 15, 2013
Afam4eva: It could just be happenstance. I'm sure corpers in other areas will have one thing or two to say about their area. It just happens that we Nigeria are superstitious and tend to attach mistery to everything.

Btw, What does Ifon mean in English?

Hmmm don't know o!
NYSC / Mystery Or Co-incidence? by Cahmegga: 1:47am On Dec 15, 2013
I happened to serve in Ondo state, Ose local government..Ifon to be precise..and to be honest, the rate at which corpers die there is alarming!

I got there Nov. 27th 2012, and by Dec, a batch A 2012 corper died......by January 2013, another batch A corper (who happened to be the house mate of the former) died......on hearing this development, we the serving corpers had to organise prayer sessions...MCAN, did theirs and the NCCF also held theirs...thank God! I left Ifon, Oct. 13th 2013 and no deaths among corpers was recorded...!! Shockingly, between this time, two corpers lost their mums....and one of them who lost his mum, also lost his dad....within the space of two weeks


BUT!

Barely two months after my POP, another corper has just bin reported dead, on 12th Dec 2013...still in that same local government!! News also has it that she recently lost her dad...I honestly never used to believe in stuffs like this, but, this here is one tooo many!!

Dunno what can be done, but I really believe something is seriously wrong somewhere....I did some asking around, and I was told the locals had some serious 'beef' with corpers in the past...seems some corpers in the past had affairs with their wives...and cos of that, they hated corpers wif a passion!

Could these deaths be mere co-incidence or is there something wrong with the place?!

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and oh! Here is a pic of the sign board indicating the "corpers lodge"...its also in the memory of a late corper, who died while serving in the same local government, sometime in 2007!

Romance / Re: Self Service While Ur Spouse Is Away?is It Wrong Or Not Bad? by Cahmegga: 6:54pm On Dec 14, 2013
mzjaney: mr english teacher pls go and teach ur grammer in the classroom not here. I T K
grin
mzjaney: mr english teacher pls go and teach ur grammer in the classroom not here. I T K

^LoL
Celebrities / Re: "Jesus" Look Alike (pics) by Cahmegga: 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2013
And how do u know what the real Jesus looked like?!
Nairaland / General / Re: Explosion At The Front Of NNPC Towers In Abuja (Pictures) by Cahmegga: 6:17pm On Dec 05, 2013
john1035: WHR is d NNPC?

Its a new political party, New Nigeria Progressive Congress...their headquarters in Abuja got attacked...

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Sports / Re: Nigeria's Likely Opponents In Brazil by Cahmegga: 6:21am On Dec 04, 2013
donlino9:
Two european teams can meet, but other continents can't

Ecuador in the same pot as Nigeria is South America...they can meet Brazil or Argentina
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Choose Between Me And Arsenal! - Wife by Cahmegga: 6:12am On Dec 04, 2013
jerrymania: You know how women reason now. tell her in fact it is not Arsenal but Assenal, that you are in love with her and her Assenal, thats why you cant live without both. She will understand.

^this kind of people are out to break marriages! Beware!!

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