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Phones › Re: Recommend A Budget Friendly 4g Phone by Calibrator: 2:23pm On Apr 28, 2023
2nd phone, 40k?
Baadal:
- Samsung Galaxy A14 5G - New Open box - Single Sim and memory card slot - 4GB ram / 64GB internal storage - Factory Unlock - Black colour - Excellent overall condition - Price 110K only
- Samsung Galaxy A20s - Used but working perfectly - Dual sim and slot for memory card - 3GB ram / 32GB internal storage - Factory Unlock - Black colour - Working perfectly - Price 50k only
Call/WhatsApp 08025220285 if interested
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 6:37pm On Apr 27, 2023
Am I buying a masquerade?

Why can't you post the available phones here?
Drickstore:
Call/ WhatsApp: 08185993014

Ikeja shop
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 7:18am On Apr 27, 2023
No clearance sale for a phone wey no pass 40k?
Crime › Re: Bebex Vs James Omolara: Lagos CP Orders Case Charged To Court, Removes DPO. by Calibrator: 9:54am On Apr 26, 2023
Don't argue.


Can't speak for Oshodi but Isolo is now a lot calmer than before.
dfrost:
I'm telling you for real. Oshodi/Isolo still remains the same.

There are now 'blue rooms' in new residence apartments springing up over there.
Health › Re: World Malaria Day 2023 by Calibrator: 10:19am On Apr 25, 2023
Natural population control agent.
Obakoolex:
undecided At least mosquito no suppose bite people today but those creature ehn.... only God knows why he created them, no ecological value
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sudan's Warring Factions Agree To A 72-hour Nationwide Ceasefire - Blinken by Calibrator: 10:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
Only sensible comment so far....

You, my friend, are a good student of History.
panpan:
African countries should not allow foreign nations to fight each other by using Africans on African soil.
The United States and Russia should not fight proxy wars in Africa.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 9:46pm On Apr 24, 2023
Ain't nobody interested in your biography
camri:
I saw it in 2014. I was barely a virgin
Romance › Re: What Are Signs That You Have Been Friendzone? by Calibrator: 4:06pm On Apr 24, 2023
More often than not, it is not what a woman calls you but how she treat you.

That is why "Big head" "Uncle Peter" "Bro John" are hitting but you that is being called "LOML" can even get a French kiss.



Dey play.
UnusualEmissary:
When she makes deliberate and consistent efforts to use 'bro' anytime she's talking or referring to you.
Crime › Re: LASTMA Rescue Accident Victims At Iyana-ipaja, Arrests Passenger With Used Diape by Calibrator: 2:54pm On Apr 24, 2023
Nigeria is a secular state and all citizens have freedom of religion.


What is the legal reference for arresting someone with used diapers because last time I checked, the constitution does not acknowledge fetishism.


If there was no blood on the diapers to arouse foul play or intent to commit harm or any harm committed... This is wrong!
Business › Re: Introducing Portland Hotel And Resort: Port Harcourt's Newest 4-star Luxury Dest by Calibrator: 2:35pm On Apr 24, 2023
Some relationships in the neighbouring environs about to be tested.
Romance › Re: Training Me Through School Doesn’t Mean I Will Marry You—lady Tells Partner (vid by Calibrator: 2:31pm On Apr 24, 2023
According to the law of the jungle, she is right.


And anything the guy does to relieve his pain of being taken for a fool, as long as he is not stupid enough to leave a trail, he is also right.


We all know what we are doing.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 11:45am On Apr 24, 2023
The movie with the legendary track race?


You overtake, you collect!

abduleez1:
The Dictator (2012)..... 9.5/10

Now this is what you call a premium satirical piece that delivers its intent without pulling punches. A political piece about dictatorship in fictional Wadiya republic in North Africa.

Modelled after Libyan dictator Gaddafi and behavioural mixture with Kim Jong Il, the Former North Korean dictator as well as known traits synonymous to dictatorships worldwide.

The film focuses on Aladeen, a brutal dictator sworn to fight against democracy, he travels to New York to address the United Nations Security Council. However, his plans go south when a hitman hired by his uncle, Tamir, kidnaps him.

This movie had me in stitches from the start to finish. It's hilarious to the core I was howling throughout the movie. Too many numerous hilarious and ridiculous scenes in this movie.

While it's very funny, it does have several reasonable topics or sociopolitical ideologies it touched upon. It just took real life scenarios and juiced it with an epic dose of Dark Comedy.
Of course that's why it's a SATIRE.

Sacha Baron Cohen is a mad man... 😂 The entire cast delivered and there was hardly any underperforming actor.

It's kinda funny how it has low Rotten tomatoes and IMDb ratings. This is the kinda movie critics are gonna be pissed about cos it basically spits facts. While it's making a mockery of dictators found mostly in other regions of the world it's subtly also throwing shades at capitalist libertarian Western World. 😭

It's a must watch if you're a fan of Sacha, Dark Comedies or Political Satire. 😉😃
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 9:03pm On Apr 23, 2023
Is the pack intact or na second hand used?


Phone that was sold for less than 50k when it was released in 2020..... You want to sell it for a higher price three years after manufactured date..

Tecno for that matter.... Dey play!
4discause:
Clean Tecno Spark 5 Pro
Ram: 3gb
Storage: 64gb
50k
Location: Lagos
09129154684
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator:
She actually does this every time... Just decided to give a reply this one time (your advice is duly noted).. Check the hours in between the reply.

I didnt post any details about my ex or present girl sef.. I only posted pictures of my girl when she visited (it helps in captivating the attention of other girls on my hitlist, this shouldn't work but why this works? even I don't know)

By the way, I was the one who broke up the relationship and went on to date the girl I always told her not to worry about when she was complaining then about how the girl was so into me.
Reminderz:
I would leave her on read if I was the one... she wanted you to react and she has gotten what she wanted... you would have seen that she's hurt already by her comments... just ignore her, that would pain her more and don't post about how your ex did this and that on your status.. don't show how you're hurt...

explaining or telling her all that ain't necessary.. it shows you haven't gotten over her...
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 7:36am On Apr 23, 2023
I can see that You people still haven't found a way to separate the wheat from the chaff on this thread..... The Lord is your strength.


I am out!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator:
Schedule won't allow me much time to stay online these days but I couldn't resist coming to share this conversation with my ex.


Do you see how quickly she was put in her place and went silent?
No matter how much they try to downplay virginity, they know a guy who didn't meet you a virgin and had hit your cookie multiple times will most likely dump you for a virgin, ceteris paribus.

We all know what we are doing!
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 3:55pm On Apr 19, 2023
720p is the maximum resolution on a Led TV?


If you refuse to fear God, at least acknowledge the devil and don't try to usurp him on his lying throne. cheesy
Family › Re: Aa by Calibrator: 7:44pm On Apr 15, 2023
I no dey put mouth again for the matter of two people who has seen themselves unclothedness.
Phones › Re: If You Have Used These Set Of Phones,please Go And Marry by Calibrator: 3:53pm On Apr 15, 2023
Power Bank, you mean? L9 follow come battery na die that year cheesy
atheistandproud:
I meant to write L9+
Phones › Re: If You Have Used These Set Of Phones,please Go And Marry by Calibrator: 2:23pm On Apr 15, 2023
What is the difference between LA7 and Pouvoir 2?


One of the same.
atheistandproud:
My list of phones used:

1. Nokia 3310 (2006)
2. Motorola SLVR (2007)
3. Samsung SGH E250 (2009)
4. Nokia C2 (2011)
5. HTC (2013)
6. Nokia E5 (2015)
7. Infinix Hot 2 (2016)
8. Innjoo F3 (2016)
9. Tecno LA7 (2017)
10. Tecno Pouvoir 2 (2018)
11. Redmi Note 7 (2019)
12. Redmi Note 9 Pro (2020 till present)
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 8:33pm On Apr 14, 2023
Sensei, don't leave me!
GloriousGbola:
Leave them jare. You sha know if they japa to UK today they will not be crying of loneliness. Their minds are already fully engaged cool
Family › Re: What Can Make You Cut Ties With Your Family Members by Calibrator: 10:09am On Apr 14, 2023
Some experiences are better lived before you can pass judgement.
Politics › Re: WAEC Scratch Card Confirms Sanwo-Olu Submitted Fake GCE Result To INEC - Jandor by Calibrator: 11:56am On Apr 11, 2023
Who told you that I am partisan?


I am a student of Political Science and this kind of issue falls within my scope of study.
27Pushing30:
Una don finally accept 2023 loss ni?
Politics › Re: WAEC Scratch Card Confirms Sanwo-Olu Submitted Fake GCE Result To INEC - Jandor by Calibrator: 11:41am On Apr 11, 2023
A political revolution is brewing..... The more the masses get interested in the political affairs of the nation, the better for us all.


2027 General Elections is going to be fun!
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 10:30am On Apr 11, 2023
Awusubillahi!
gmacnoms:
Clearance sale 25k Reason for sale? Relocation Lagos
Travel › Re: Man Accused Of Being A Yahoo Boy Mobbed In Ondo After He Crushed 4 To Death by Calibrator: 8:51pm On Apr 10, 2023
After taking hard drugs and getting high, their perception of time slows down and start seeing things in slow motion..



Put such person behind the wheels and you get the point I am trying to make.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 4:04pm On Apr 10, 2023
I typed my initial reply then deleted everything when I took a look at the moniker I was supposed to be replying... Everyone knows your own thinking faculty switches off where anything non-anime is concerned.



Baddestguyp:
go and ask Hollywood movie creators why they use Kung Fu in their own gang movies
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 3:56pm On Apr 10, 2023
Who told Gangs of Lagos creator that we fight kung-fu on the streets of Lagos?


We are brawlers!
TV/Movies › Re: Gangs Of Lagos: Ratings And Review by Calibrator: 3:55pm On Apr 10, 2023
Gangs of Lagos fight choreography dey amuse me.... Showing kung-fu for Lagos street fight..... We wey dey street know say na brawling dey reign for streets.... Kung-fu ko Chinfu ni 😆😆
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 2:34pm On Apr 08, 2023
Please do well to drop coordinates after typing spoilers so I can direct my thunder with laser precision.....
Properties › Re: Building Collapses In Mushin, Lagos; Four Confirmed Dead by Calibrator: 6:55pm On Apr 07, 2023
This same area experienced a collapse of a similar nature not too long ago... The entire area is a wet land... Just a few distance from this area, govt is expanding the road linking Daleko/Isolo to Ikotun axis, the engineers wanted to create an alternative drainage water path (gutter) and have not dug deep before hitting water.



Do the maths!
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Calibrator: 2:34pm On Apr 05, 2023
Wetin Cody steal from Brock to warrant such beating?

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