₦airaland Forum

poseidon12:
I wonder where you are sitting.

on top of a big bag of weed.

Chai!! Lucky guy! You get wet dreams you are lucky, me i have not had wet dream, only once when i was 17 years old, i am now 37 years old i have not had a wet dream, there is nothing left inside my ball bags, for 20 years now my penis has been busy always, if i am not fuccking one or 2 women, single or married one week, i am fuccking 2 to 3 prostitutes the next week.

You need to go give thanks giving in your church for this wet dream good news, God picked your call. infact, celebrate it with fuccking 3 prostitutes at once. and 2 bags of weed.

SimplyFacts:
Naija Police,,,, some of them would leave their duties to follow vehicles conveying some stuff,,,, knowing that the vehicles won't be stopped or searched when they're with the driver. All becoz of money

Nigerian police that was transporting Nigerians illegally with their own tax payers police vehicles across the nigeria during the covid lockdown and collecting tranportation fares from their customers (nigerians) I was even one of their customers, they drove me all the way from Abuja airport to Enugu only me sitting comfortably in an airconditioned police vehicle for 40k Naira.

colestephan86:
This man may die in the coming weeks, he is in shock already

You are not wrong. Very sad.

Soolmus:





This is so sad, I pray grief doesn't kill the old man


This is why many don't break the news of the death of their loved ones to Old people


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I tell you! He might not survive the heart break. Old people are very fragile.

BasaReigns:
Photos of the 2 prince

these people are the princes? They sure looks like criminals from where i am sitting.

SimplyFacts:
He dey even do am with confidence


If the Police sef see the opportunity, una think say dem no go thief am

no mind dem Nigerian police are bigger thieves, maybe the police have not noticed the railway that is why they didn't steal them first.

The man is clearly stealing the scraps, but i don't blame him, atleast he is helping the stale governor to get rid of the scrap they call railway. governor ugwuanyi is a bigger thief.


And oh! Buhari is still here in london seeking medical treatments.

As someone said, The best nigerian hospital is in london.

Anigreat:









The man did noble.
Nice one.


That rail way hasn't been in used for numbers of years now. The useless government abandoned it because it doesn't matter to them, what matter most to them, is flying always to London for medical check up.


Modified:


You lots from wasteside are busy condemning the man for carrying irons that are not even good, but will clap endlessly for the likes of Tinubu for stealing your past and future. Tinubu deserve standing ovation for that, but this man here deserve to be hang.


You people are not even ashamed to cry over useless analogue rail way in 21st century, constructed many years ago by the colonial masters, when the rest of the world are going digital. Useless country.

harsh but true.


Useless country indeed.

Kidnapping and banditry has become to new government approved lucrative occupation in Nigeria. .




Where can i apply please?

MansoryMX:
I keep on telling people no hope for this country! A friend of mine who works for Chevron as a deep sea diver earning 6 figures recently resigned, sold all his properties here in Nigeria of which I helped him sell some of his lands and relocated to the UK with his family. His reason! With the way this country is going, the future of Nigeria will be worse than the last days of mankind on earth and he can’t raise his three daughters in an environment filled with lawlessness, corruption to the extreme and no regards for human lives. What a country to live in, what a country to come from! If you can leave Nigeria! Please do and go live in a conducive environment.

I ain't going no where!! We die here!!

Nigeria is a scam, the people are corrupt, their president is in london seeking medical treatment..

The clue is on the writting, PONZI scheme. is PONZI scheme a deescription of an occupation? Factory? Industry? Shop? Or place of business?

Okoroacha and his thugs are behind this... Okoroacha is a thief.

Who da hell is Don jazzy? Never heard of him

maxwell530:
oga don't say what you are not sure of, America still get beggers on the street, you think an average American Worth $500k which I believe jazzy worth more than. if jazzy were to be an American with his net Worth in dollars, he will still be a rich man over there and live a comfortable life, $1m is a lot of money anywhere in this world even in your all great America.


what makes Nigerians think all Americans are rich is because of bad government we get down here

You sound as if you are Don jazzy's accountant and bank manager.

Omonoba1:
some of you will just be spewing trash. Don Jazzy's money is peanut to even the poorest American living on credit cards? You need mental evaluation.

You sound as if you are Don jazzy's accountant and bank manager.

iragbmite:
You are retarded and you will be retarded for life. I never mentioned peasant . You dont know the meaning of 'peasant'

Yes, most Americans are very content with what they have. It is not like Nigeria where you guys follow celebs like its your day job. Americans dont DM celebs asking for money to pay school fees or repair their car. That being said, once you convert Don Jazzy's money to dollars, it is nothing. But You wont understand . . . ignorance is bliss indeed

Peasant: a poor farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation

And besides he brought credit card into the argument, accused you of shifting the argument to credit card. And again claims the argument isn't about credt card. Because you flawed his argument on credit card..that individual is really dumb.


You are totally correct.

Jaqenhghar:
There are fat women like Jill scott. The there are gross white women whom no right thinking person wants. The type whose guts are almost reaching their knees. The type that a walk to answer the door is like a marathon. Cant cook, cant clean, pizza eating, soda guzzling white girls. Those are the types Niggerians go after. Those types or the grannies then come back and be bragging about how "we dey take their chics"

quite harsh but you are right..

Jaqenhghar:
Its the kind of white women he is talking of

naah!! The last on his lists was "getting married to whites" he already mentioned fat white women and all that, besides, what is also wrong with fat white women? Are some Nigerian women not fat?

AwesomeStormy00:
Highly Skilled Migrant Programme.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highly_Skilled_Migrant_Programme#:~:text=The%20Highly%20Skilled%20Migrant%20Programme,work%20or%20self-employment%20opportunities.

danke!!

vineyardfarms:
PROBLEM THAT CAN BE FIXED. NOT CURSE - WE ARE BLESSED NATION

Yea! for the last 50 years the problem are still not fixed. The president who is supposed to be fixing the problem is here in the UK relaxing. he is supposed to be fixing his country's hospitals but rather he is here seeking medical treatment.

The main problem in Nigeria is corruption, once you people gets rid of corruption everything else will fall into place. But it would be impossible co's everyone is corrupt in Nigeria.

Codes151:
Who ever wrote this na agent of darkness

AwesomeStormy00:
Boris Johnson had covid last year he was treated in a public hospital. Nhs hospital shared the same wards with normal citizens.

Look at the vaccination he got his last week or two weeks ago he didnt jump the queue. But in naija president politicians are first in line before the poor pensioners in rural areas villages. Is that a country

Nigeria is a shithole.

Vaughanlanrewaj:
It really does not matter sir. It's just a matter of time, you will realise that you will get from Nigeria what you wish for Nigeria. You will get from Detroit same thing you wish for Detroit. I know someone who talks down on Nigeria like you and feels he has spent long enough overseas to insulate him from the curses he rains on his fatherland. When covid-19 swept people away in the UK, he was one of those who didn't make it back enough and the rest is history. He is 6 feet down below somewhere overseas not even his graveyard was seen by his relative here in Nigeria.
When he needed to run down to Nigeria, by providence, our airspace was shut and he was shut out. He got exactly the bad stuff he gives to the land and even both his living and dead did not make it back to Nigeria.
If you can't bless the Land, don't curse it because it will haunt you someday.
Money and character are two different things. If you don't have a proper upbringing, sadly, you can't buy it. Bibire o se fowora

What kinda rubbish talk is this? People don't die in Nigeria? Did people not die of covid in Nigeria? what an ignorant assertions. People die more in Nigeria than in the UK.


Nigeria is a shithole, even your president knows that hence he is here in The UK seeking medical treatment. Stop yarnning rubbish.

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vineyardfarms:
NO SIR. NIGERIA IS BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED BY GOD. NIGERIA PROBLEM ARE : ROGUE - FOOLISH -GREEDY - EVIL - BASTARD - SPOILERS - WASTERS - DEMONIC - VISIONLESS - LEADERS. IMAGINE A PRESIDENT ON MEDICAL TRIP TO UK AT A TIME WHEN DOCTORS AT HOME ARE ON STRIKE.

So how are all these things you mentioned not a problem or curse?

What does HSMP visa mean? Can anyone explain please?

Gentlealibu:
I love truck too bro, pls can I DM u?

yea, go ahead.

therajah:
I said there is God because there is God.
Yes, there is eternity... without God in our lives, eternity would be a mess!!

Do you have any proofs or are just imagining God? Because God is only in people's imaginations.

You cannot expect me/people to believe there is God just because you said there is God.

lastempero:
Ezigbo nmadu. One movement u go but your own trailer and five licence with skills.

Yes, it sounds so easy, but when fucck up happens man is will find himself inside for 10 years or more.

I don't need 5 licences, i only 1 need is needed which i have already.