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MORE FAH-NEH-MIESSSSSSSSSSS PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE!!!
We dey 'ide o!

*Trying to re-group my hee-badu belle and hee-jolosi, DRY AZZE, E WOR-WOR, BLOKOS-'UNTING HENEMIES*!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JzlR4UeN_o

NAIJA BABY IN DA 'OUSE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsM5vCpbK50

Thread unfollowed!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet CALLOTTI(not Calloti please! ). . . AKA JELLITA AKA GAMBROSIA. . .AKA 'KING BLAZZZZZZZZAY' IS DOING SUPER!!!
Just don wanno feature in 'BLACKIE WOR-WOR-ASSSSSSHAWO H-EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE POLYMONIKERING THREADS'!
I DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KIDIGBA!!!!

Quick H-UPDATE OF MY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET H-OPIN MARRIAGE(belle go run my 'fa-NEH-MIES' die ). . .still waiting for 'CHRISLAMIC DIVORCEE GANG OF LES-MISERABLES'? Una go wait TAYA O! Go h-ask Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. . .

Off to DUBAI in 2 days for a week with the BOYFRIEND. . .TO CELEBRATE 'IS BAFFDAY!

The husband's BAFFDAY is in 2 weeks after the SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, LOADED BOYFRIEND'S! He will be celebrating with HIS OWN BLACKIE WOR-WOR 'BROKE-AZZZE' GALFRIEND! Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala is my hero of 'CHOP AND CLEAN NYANSH AND BLOKOS' SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET H-OPIN MARRRIAGES!

I WILL BE BACK MUCH LATER. . . .ONLY WHEN I SEE 'BETA' TOPIC!. . . NOTHING WORTH READING! THE SAME-OL SAME-OL 'BRAIN-KILLING' PIECES OF SHYTE! BY THE SAME OL SAME OL RECYCLED UNIMAGINATIVE STALE AZZZZEZ! I don't like 'LOKINTO-BUSHMINT' THREADS BY BLACKIE. . . E WORWORS!!!

Who dey fear 'AWON E-WOR-WOR HEE-BADU BELLE AND H-EE JOLOSI-H-OKORO - H- UMGGBATI CYBER RIFF R-I-FFS?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
TIME TO GERRRRRRRRRRROUT OF BED JARE. . .OFF TO THE CATERERS TO PICK UP MY FOOD TO FREEZZZZZZZZZ TO DUBAI FOR MY MAN AND KIDS!

Off to do my NAILS. . . AND SHAPE MY GENETICALLY-INHERITED, 'BUSHY' H-OKORO H-EYE-BROWS! THE 'POOOSIE' HAIR IS LOOOOOOOOOONG GONE! I like a CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SHAVE H-ALWAYS!!!!! H-ask those 'ooo af h-eaten the sweeeeeeet 'apple!

LIFE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!


*no barry to H-ATTACK with OFEGE H-AGENSHEKU-GANG-THREADS. . .WITI AWON LONDON-B0-0BS-ARE-FALLING DAAAAAAAAAN GANG OF CYBER LOKITOS AND BUSHMEATS! Alas. . .CALLOTTI IS REMEMBERED! MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE. . . .H-OTU-RU MGBEKE HOOOOH!* I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIT!!! *


Who get 'TEETH TO CHOP ROTTEN MEAT'? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!

My favorite QUOTE of all time. . . What does this Gandhi quote mean?

[size=20pt] "First they ignore you; then they mock you; then they fight you; then you win." [/size]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100727222437AAzRz6L

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

It means truth will always win sooner or later.
First they ignore the truth, then they mock you so that you would change, then they punish you to change what you say but finally you will win

NATIN DEM A FIT DO. . . .ODESSSSSSSSSHI!!!!MY H-AGNOSTIC GAWD REIGNETH FOR H-EVER. . .AND H-EVER!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1baJ0tG3SC8



Back to MY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET DIARES JARE. . . .

Signed. . . THE ONE AND ONLY BEAUTIFUL AND INDOMITABLE OMOLOLLA-SEKKKKKKZZZZZY!
WE DEY 'IDE FROM OBAFEMI AND OHIO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!
PreZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzenT ReGYIStered!. . . . As my 'knock-about-toothed' Esan PIPO go tok!

BLOWING YA KISSES. . .FROM MY 'OTEL WOOOOOOOOOOOM WOTA-BED!

WA KO J-YOR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!


*logging H-OFF. . .Time to clean my COMPUTER. . .H-AFTER VISITING ANY NIGERIAN CYBER DUMPSTER*! Time to gerrrrrrrrrrout of bed. . . OFF TO MY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET H-AMERICAN JOB!!!!

MARRIAGE IS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!

Why do ladies see getting married as a challenge/victory?

Because the ratio of women to men amongst NIGERIANS is 100-1 AND RISING! Always a challenge and a VICTORY whem your H-ELIMINATE you blokos-'Unting opponents!
It becomes a marra of which toto sweet pass. . .OR WHO PAPA GET MONI PASS!

Who get the blame for marriage refusals- the man or the lady?

First. . .the woman because she is young and IN DEMAND!
Then the man. . . because the woman gets OLD AND DESPERATE!

Why do men view marriage as being "tie down".

Because 'jobless' women actually try to TIE MEN DOWN!
Once most women get married. . .they CEASE TO HAVE LIVES and try to strangulate their husbands in the name of 'obeying VOWS'!

Who get the blame for marriage refusals- the man or the lady?

Question already answered. . . age determines this. Women are in demand when the are younger and naive. Men become more desirable when they are older, more settled and ALREADY MARRIED! Simple!

I believe in 'the look'. . . every child understands that!
No need for shouting or spanking!
When you give a child 'THE LOOK'. . . HE OR SHE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS!

Silent codes work best!

Of course. . .nothing works for children under 21
Waste of time. DEM NOR GET BRAIN YET.
From age 3. . . the lectures begin.
Lectures about actions and consequences. . . rewards and punishment!
NO SPANKING!!!