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Family / Re: Kobojunkie and Calloti by Callotti: 8:18pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
MORE FAH-NEH-MIESSSSSSSSSSS PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE!!! We dey 'ide o! *Trying to re-group my hee-badu belle and hee-jolosi, DRY AZZE, E WOR-WOR, BLOKOS-'UNTING HENEMIES*! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JzlR4UeN_o NAIJA BABY IN DA 'OUSE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsM5vCpbK50 Thread unfollowed! |
Family / Re: Kobojunkie and Calloti by Callotti: 7:22pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet CALLOTTI(not Calloti please! ). . . AKA JELLITA AKA GAMBROSIA. . .AKA 'KING BLAZZZZZZZZAY' IS DOING SUPER!!! Just don wanno feature in 'BLACKIE WOR-WOR-ASSSSSSHAWO H-EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE POLYMONIKERING THREADS'! I DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KIDIGBA!!!! Quick H-UPDATE OF MY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET H-OPIN MARRIAGE(belle go run my 'fa-NEH-MIES' die ). . .still waiting for 'CHRISLAMIC DIVORCEE GANG OF LES-MISERABLES'? Una go wait TAYA O! Go h-ask Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. . . Off to DUBAI in 2 days for a week with the BOYFRIEND. . .TO CELEBRATE 'IS BAFFDAY! The husband's BAFFDAY is in 2 weeks after the SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, LOADED BOYFRIEND'S! He will be celebrating with HIS OWN BLACKIE WOR-WOR 'BROKE-AZZZE' GALFRIEND! Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala is my hero of 'CHOP AND CLEAN NYANSH AND BLOKOS' SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET H-OPIN MARRRIAGES! I WILL BE BACK MUCH LATER. . . .ONLY WHEN I SEE 'BETA' TOPIC!. . . NOTHING WORTH READING! THE SAME-OL SAME-OL 'BRAIN-KILLING' PIECES OF SHYTE! BY THE SAME OL SAME OL RECYCLED UNIMAGINATIVE STALE AZZZZEZ! I don't like 'LOKINTO-BUSHMINT' THREADS BY BLACKIE. . . E WORWORS!!! Who dey fear 'AWON E-WOR-WOR HEE-BADU BELLE AND H-EE JOLOSI-H-OKORO - H- UMGGBATI CYBER RIFF R-I-FFS? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! TIME TO GERRRRRRRRRRROUT OF BED JARE. . .OFF TO THE CATERERS TO PICK UP MY FOOD TO FREEZZZZZZZZZ TO DUBAI FOR MY MAN AND KIDS! Off to do my NAILS. . . AND SHAPE MY GENETICALLY-INHERITED, 'BUSHY' H-OKORO H-EYE-BROWS! THE 'POOOSIE' HAIR IS LOOOOOOOOOONG GONE! I like a CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SHAVE H-ALWAYS!!!!! H-ask those 'ooo af h-eaten the sweeeeeeet 'apple! LIFE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! *no barry to H-ATTACK with OFEGE H-AGENSHEKU-GANG-THREADS. . .WITI AWON LONDON-B0-0BS-ARE-FALLING DAAAAAAAAAN GANG OF CYBER LOKITOS AND BUSHMEATS! Alas. . .CALLOTTI IS REMEMBERED! MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE. . . .H-OTU-RU MGBEKE HOOOOH!* I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIT!!! * Who get 'TEETH TO CHOP ROTTEN MEAT'? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!! My favorite QUOTE of all time. . . What does this Gandhi quote mean? [size=20pt] "First they ignore you; then they mock you; then they fight you; then you win." [/size] http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100727222437AAzRz6L Best Answer - Chosen by Voters NATIN DEM A FIT DO. . . .ODESSSSSSSSSHI!!!!MY H-AGNOSTIC GAWD REIGNETH FOR H-EVER. . .AND H-EVER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1baJ0tG3SC8 Back to MY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET DIARES JARE. . . . Signed. . . THE ONE AND ONLY BEAUTIFUL AND INDOMITABLE OMOLOLLA-SEKKKKKKZZZZZY! WE DEY 'IDE FROM OBAFEMI AND OHIO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! PreZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzenT ReGYIStered!. . . . As my 'knock-about-toothed' Esan PIPO go tok! BLOWING YA KISSES. . .FROM MY 'OTEL WOOOOOOOOOOOM WOTA-BED! WA KO J-YOR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! *logging H-OFF. . .Time to clean my COMPUTER. . .H-AFTER VISITING ANY NIGERIAN CYBER DUMPSTER*! Time to gerrrrrrrrrrout of bed. . . OFF TO MY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET H-AMERICAN JOB!!!! 6 Likes
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Family / Re: Marriage And You! by Callotti: 11:18am On Jan 03, 2013 |
MARRIAGE IS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!! Why do ladies see getting married as a challenge/victory? Because the ratio of women to men amongst NIGERIANS is 100-1 AND RISING! Always a challenge and a VICTORY whem your H-ELIMINATE you blokos-'Unting opponents! It becomes a marra of which toto sweet pass. . .OR WHO PAPA GET MONI PASS! Who get the blame for marriage refusals- the man or the lady? First. . .the woman because she is young and IN DEMAND! Then the man. . . because the woman gets OLD AND DESPERATE! Why do men view marriage as being "tie down". Because 'jobless' women actually try to TIE MEN DOWN! Once most women get married. . .they CEASE TO HAVE LIVES and try to strangulate their husbands in the name of 'obeying VOWS'! Who get the blame for marriage refusals- the man or the lady? Question already answered. . . age determines this. Women are in demand when the are younger and naive. Men become more desirable when they are older, more settled and ALREADY MARRIED! Simple! |
Family / Re: Whats The Most Efèctive Way Of Child Discipline? by Callotti: 9:57am On Jan 03, 2013 |
I believe in 'the look'. . . every child understands that! No need for shouting or spanking! When you give a child 'THE LOOK'. . . HE OR SHE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS! Silent codes work best! Of course. . .nothing works for children under 21 Waste of time. DEM NOR GET BRAIN YET. From age 3. . . the lectures begin. Lectures about actions and consequences. . . rewards and punishment! NO SPANKING!!! 1 Like |
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