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Family!
Goooooooooooooood Health!
Nice Job.

[size=20pt]AMEEEEEEEEEEEEERIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!![/size]

Green-White-Green only!!

Not applicable.
He can't even if he tried. Too much of an easy-going person for all that.
I MARRIED A MAN. . . NOT A BOY!

If it ever becomes that way. . . I am very good at IGNORING over-grown babies! He needs to move in with his MAMMA!

[size=20pt]WAHALA!!!![/size]

TOUGH!

kangel2: Callottttttiiiii, how can a lousy husband have zero tolerance to stewpidity. Being a lousy husband is stewpidity itself.

Secondly, how can a strict disciplinarian pamper you silly, those kinda fathers beat you silly, not pamper.

Callotti, you seem to be in denial about your true relationship with your father. For now, your one word should have read 'CONFUSED'.

Very possible.

Lousy husband = not romantic! Like ALL traditional NIGERIAN MEN. . . .WOMEN ARE TO SUBMIT TOTALLY!y(my mama nor dey take ear hia that kind language o. . . JUST LIKE MOI. . . )
Strict = principled!
Pamper = spoil with gifts!
Disciplinarian = Stickler for rules.

No, he did not beat us silly. . .WE DESERVED IT AND MORE!

You are the confused one!

Denial about what?

Some are robbing the piggy-bank, others are driving the getaway cars!

YES! NO EXCEPTIONS!

Not just any kind of marriage, but A SUCCESSFUL AND PRODUCTIVE ONE!

A miserable married person is ALWAYS better than a miserable SINGLE person!

The ONLY problem I have is NIGERIA!
How can you help?

Poosie na poohsie!
Man must WACK!!!!

Rochas is working, trust moi!

ANY Northerner will do!

The 2 WORSTEST tribes team up at last!
Ha!
"WABIA", not WAZOBIA!

Sounds like communication breaking down. Underlying built-up resentments are making waves of escape. Very normal in any relationship or marriage.

Poor communication gives room for more cracks in any relationship.

Your wife might be overwhelmed with her domestic roles. She may be getting burned out evidenced by all that shouting. She might need vacation.

Why don't you start helping her out with the baby to give her a break. Accidents do happen but can be avoided.

You both need to sit down and find out what is going on DEEP within both of ya.

Not necessary!
Real men only pack a punch where it matters. . . .

IN THE BEDROOM. . . BETWEEN THE SHEETS!

If you can phock gooooooooooooood, no need to use your fists!

NOT APPLICABLE.

ONE WORD? DARLING!!!!


More words:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Where do I start?
The first and last love of my life in form of a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL MAN!
Like a typical Nigerian man. . . he made a fantastic dad. . . BUT A LOUSY HUSBAND!

He pampered me silly!
Very strict.
Authoritative.

The dude had ZERO TOLERANCE FOR STUPIDITY!
Never violent. TOUGH DISCIPLINARIAN! You had zero chance to phock up or down in his presence or ABSENCE OOOOOH!

VERY HANDSOME. . .TALL, DARK AND LOVELY!


Tribute to my darling father!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyjKQvWKw8

pDude: Thanks. I will def keep laughing.

Amen!

The feeling di kwa seriously mutual o!
Even with my darling darling husband wey nor dey gif me any wahala. . . .I would not touch a Nigerian man with a 10-foot pole if I came back to this world.

America teaches AFRICAN women something. . . .don't tolerate any bull from any man.
House wife nor dey reign o.
As we are still bonafide and sanctified. . . .we thian godioh!
Oh! How I wish I was born a WHITE AMERICAN WOMAN in the heart of DIXIELAND!

Praise the GOD of Sodom!
America da beautiful!
I loooooove this land of the freeeeeee and braaaaaave!!!!!

"Shebi you know you dey make me kolo?" - kwarikwa By Flavour!

Beautiful Onyinye - P Square!

Call My Name - Styl Plus!

You And I - Paul Play!

No One Like You - P Square!

To abort monkeys!

why can't I feel special like [size=20pt]most[/size] women do?

Do they really feel it or do they PRETEND to feel it?
Don't be deceived darling.
You only get such a feeling when you are being chased! Once you begin to phock. . . GAME OVA!
Then when the children come. . . YOUR LOVE SHIFTS TOTALLY!
Then the stress of dwindling finances. . . OVER THE BAR!
Medical conditions from the stressors of occupational hazzards!. . . .
MAJOR DEPRESSION HAS SET IN!

Bottom line!
After 1 year of marriage. . .the honeymoon stays over!
You only capture 'kodak' moments for precious memories.
You particularly need a LOT OF ALCOHOL to phock your husband. . by the time you look at 'some' grey pubic 'an-us' plus BALD-PATCHY-'blokos-wey-nor-fit-stand-for-h-inside-condom. . . . or he looks at your 'some' 'drrrroopy', over-stretched-markyhabitat-for-cellulite-b0-0bs SINKING UNDER YOUR SWEATY, HAIRY ARMPITS. . .always smelling of 'b0-0b-juice or baby pukee'. . . . .after suckling both him and your infants for the rest of your natural and spiritual life!

Be realistic darling. . . .Build your friendship and learn to 'mastu-rbate' if you cant CHEAT! If you are the kind that attaches too much emotion to sex. . .like most women. . . please. . .DON'T EVER THINK OF HAVING AN AFFAIR. The most successful 'cheats' are those who are EMOTIONALLY-STABLE ENOUGH to keep their husbands and their lovers happy! Don't let any ye-ye blokos fool you from ya matrimonial bed!That is all they gat to offer. . . a quick 'tumble' and 'rumble'!

It is called 'suffering and smiling' in marriage! IF YOU THINK THE NEXT 'JOE-BLOKE' online or offline will 'light your fire' the way you want it. . .YOU ARE DREAMING! You are dealing with NIGERIAN MEN FOR ONE. . .you don miss road be dat. It will even SUCK AFTER ROUND 1!

THE EXCITEMENT IS IN THE CHASE ONLY! DO LIKE I DO. . .CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH. . .ONLY IN ONE PLACE AT A TIME. . .NEVER GO BACK! ONE NIGHT STANDS ONLY!

Thank you!

Next problem please!

No difference!
Women are treated like slaves in both!
I have BANISHED BOTH from my life for ever!

I love a marriage with one of each. . . so they can ANNIHILATE each other!
GOOOOOOOD RIDDANCE TO BOTH!

Susan Rice!

Obama's girlfriend.

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See as the ground dey shine. . . compared to that 'persian rug' wey those WOR-WOR people use for ground!

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MEET MY OBAMA CABINET!

[size=20pt]Slavery is better than colonialism. . . .WE THE PEOPLE. . . .I AM A WILLING SLAVE OF THE GREAT USA!!![/size]

Na today!
What a BACKWARD place to live.
No place like America. . . I tellya!

. . .And the saga continues.
Make we see eim pissshure now?
Why is it soooooooooooo difficult?

[size=20pt]WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO GULLIVAN-SULLIVAN CHIME!!!![/size]




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYg8vDTmkc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=yJG6LyvR3PE&NR=1

Instead of ruining a thread with all these UNSIGHTLY 'hidden' post nonsense. . . UNA NOR GO TO DEVELOP THE LATEST SOFT, HARD OR MALWARE TO DELETE THEM?

Look how UGLY THIS THREAD IS? NOT TO MENTION MANY OTHERS AROUND NL. . .

Abi, does it give these 'moderators' some sense of sadistic pleasure or satisfaction to show some UGLINESS of body and soul?

Gosh! I miss that 'generators' post! That was CLASSIC!

This has nothing to do with the Kidnapping. . .some HI-TECH sex-starved Abia rap-ists have gone nuclear. They are acting 'freeeeeeeeee p0-Rn' for OSUS in some Biafran jungle out there! Watch out for the YOUTUBE VIDEOS COMING OUT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Her chances of ever getting a husband ended as soon as she landed NOLLYWOOD! Now, no hope in the afterlife as one of the 72 virgins. . . .FOR ANY HOLY TERRORIST. . . . not even after undergoing divine purification!

5 days in the jungle with randy-diseased-rap-ists? NO BLEACHING CREAM? NO TAMPONS?

A woman's nightmare! She will never be the same after this. . . THEM GO BLACK-MAIL HER TO DEATH!!!!

Nigerian men are beasts! I won't be surprised if she was lured into the rapi-st's den by one of her so-called FEMALE PALS!

Nigeria is a terrible place to be born, raised and TO DIE!!!!!

Only with savage 'BLACK' beasts will you experience such! AFRICAN VALUES DON GO HAYWIRE O! KAI!!!!

I am eager to see how she handles all this if she makes it out in one piece!

Nigerian women will be on HIGH ALERT NOW!!!!! Beware of 'your own FEMALE friends'. . . .Na dem go first sell ya azze go give your h-enemies out of e badu belle and e jolosi!!! WATCH YOUR BACK AND FRONT ALWAYS!!!!!

Now, tell us EXACTLY where this 'manhoodeater' hails from?
Definitely not from Zaria!
OkJ zip code is more appropriate!

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