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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Molested Nkiru Sylvanus And Threatened To Impregnate Her by Callotti: 9:14am On Jan 03, 2013 |
yamakuza: If na me ehn! I will be the first to show up on NTA. . . MY PRIDE WILL NEVER. . . NEVER. . . NEVER ALLOW ME TO GIVE SATISFACTION TO ANY BODY (ESPECIALLY NIGERIAN MEN OR AFRICAN MEN IN GENERAL)WHO TRIES TO BLACKMAIL MOI. Then I will do the same to ANY FEMALE member of any of their families! Mehhhn! I better be dead or incapacited! I must turn 'SERIAL-KILLER' for sure! No repentance! When I reach the after life I make sure I KILL THE GOD OR SATAN who made such a thing possible! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!! 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bye Bye Jarus! by Callotti: 3:31pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
Gboliwe: Aguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Happy New Year jare! I just dey WARN am! |
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s 2015 Campaign Posters Flood Abuja by Callotti: 2:59pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
This is gonna be innarestin'! I think I will stay away from Nigeria come 2014-2015! I smell WAHALA!!!! Plenty pipo go disappia BOKU-BOKU!!!! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Are These Signs...or Just A One Time Slip Up? by Callotti: 2:50pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
Where are you gonna find the one that will not cheat? Abi nor be Nigerian man again? Abeg, before or after marriage. . .THEY WILL ALL CHEAT! Just learn to cheat back! Period. The devil you know is better than the DEMON you do not know! All those ones swearing up and down they will not cheat are the MOST DECEPTIVE OF ALL. The fact that a man or WOMAN cheats has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with not loving a spouse. Relationships get stale FAST! He was only looking for 'small breeeeeeze' to 'blow' him! As for feeling 'shattered'. . . You nefa start o! You berra develop SUPER-DUPER-THICK-SKIN! |
Family / Re: My Wife thank you by Callotti: 2:46pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
For peace sake. . .oblige her. Women always want a token from their men to feel appreciated. . .no matter how small. It feels good to tell the world 'my husband gives me a little pocket money'! OR SHE WILL GET IT FROM SOMEWHERE ESLE. . .if she is like me o! LOTS OF IT TOOO! I dun 'ave time for big-big grammar and too much long tok-tok! 11 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bye Bye Jarus! by Callotti: 2:39pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
Less than 24 hours of appointment. . . .aboki don begin chop all the suya for eim shop! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh! 1 Like |
Family / Re: I Read My Sister"s Diary And She Is Planning To Commit Suicide by Callotti: 1:56pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
You are contributing to the problem. No child raised with love and a strong sense of belonging will feel withdrawn under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE! I believe the damage has been done by you ALL. If your mom is the 'overboarding' type. . . then there is no hope. ALL GIRLS SHOULD FEEL CLOSEST TO THEIR MOMS! A child that does not feel loved and accepted at home. . .WILL SURELY FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS! I hope you discuss this with an understanding adult. . .BEFORE YOU LOSE HER. All the best! One thing is to open nyansh and 'born' pickin. . .another is to make the child an well adjusted human in society! 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Found Out Your Mum Has Tatoo, How Will You Look At Her? by Callotti: 1:37pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
I believe this is 2013. The last time I checked. . . .it was a free world. With FREEEEEEEEEEE WILL! Oh honey. . .she can 'ave gold and silver medals dangling from her 'cleetoh' or hemorrhoids. . .if she wishes. . . . NOT MY GADDEM BIZZ. . . as long as she is HAPPY! 6 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bye Bye Jarus! by Callotti: 1:17pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
GARRI (x7): Gooood. Make we dey look! No be simpleton kingdom we dey? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bye Bye Jarus! by Callotti: 1:13pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
[size=25pt]BYE-BYE-YO JARUS!!!!!!HIT THE ROAD JACK- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyVuYAHiZb8 |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bye Bye Jarus! by Callotti: 1:12pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
What is wrong with this Ikem4eva? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bye Bye Jarus! by Callotti: 1:03pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
afam4eva: @Calloti [size=20pt]YOU[/size] steer CLEAR from CALLOTTI! Moderator or no moderator. . .IF YOU TYPE THAT YOUR USUAL NONSENSE IN MY DIRECTION. . . I GO [size=20pt]'MUD'[/size] YOU! I sen you 'message'? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!! 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bye Bye Jarus! by Callotti: 1:01pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
Who 'hide' my post? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's NL. . .Public PM. NO E-MAILS!!! Please, Feel Free Here, by Callotti: 12:29pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
ifyalways: Thank you dear. I trust you had a good fun filled. Vacation.seen a picture, good testimony Happy old year, Dear IFY-A! Pictures do not lie. I will save the 'raunchier' ones for later. May you continue to be the WOMAN of my dreams. . . .Amen. All the best to you and yours. . .this new year and for ever. I had fun. . . tooooooooooooo much fun. I know you did too! Thanks sweerie!
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Politics / Re: The Best Politics Joke by Callotti: 12:24pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
Ike'm 4 Eva the bigot. . .a NL moderator in the political section. . . .and the lord said:
From frying pan to HELL FAYA! Like Nigeria, like NL. No 'ope! |
Politics / Re: What Would You Want To See In Nairaland 2013? by Callotti: 12:17pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
A post-only forum. No NAUSEATING OKORO-NGBATIC pepper-soup gang exchanges! A law against attacking the post of others. |
Family / Re: My People I Need Help by Callotti: 11:15am On Jan 02, 2013 |
Americanna for life! Goodluck sweerie! |
Family / Re: Should I Go Ahead And Propose by Callotti: 11:13am On Jan 02, 2013 |
eagle,eye: Na you dey fian wife o! My bride price is intact! Someone has been 'dealing' with me for years sir! Goodluck sha! *Thread unfollowed* |
Family / Re: Should I Go Ahead And Propose by Callotti: 11:00am On Jan 02, 2013 |
When you have grown up to be an independent man or BOY. . .gimme a holla! You are a high risk for 'emotional instability'. Men like you have to grow up for another 10 years. . .till your 'dem-say, dem-nor-say' mentality clear from ya eyes and nostrils. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! When I read something like this. . . I really appreciate the kind of husband I have! Family ko. . . Pastor ni! 3 Likes |
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