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Family / Re: My New Year Wishes To Nairalanders by Callotti: 9:30am On Jan 02, 2013
Year don h-old!
It is January 2! kiss
My wish as always?
LEARN TO MIND YA OWN DOGGONE BUSINESS DEAR NAIRALANDERS! kiss
Family / Re: Can You Allow Your Child To Live With Another Person? by Callotti: 9:21am On Jan 02, 2013
Most definitely. . . MY MOM AND DAD OR SIBLINGS!
No one else. I may drop dead today if my darling AGNOSTIC God decides to call moi. . . I want them to be able to develop sound emotional and psychological compasses/senses of wellbeing! TO REALIZE THAT NO ONE IS INDISPENSIBLE!!! cool
I lived with my grandma for a while while my parents were studying abroad.
THOSE WERE THE MOST PRODUCTIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE!
I learned soooooooooooo many things that have helped me today to be a strong, independent woman!
I LOVE MY PARENTS AND I LOVE MY GRANDMA!

I don't come from 'dysfunctional' roots. . . .so I have absolutely no fear! cool
My children have been taught how to communicate effectively and can NEVER be intimidated. . . just like moi!
No matter who they live with! I have taught them about OPTIONS!!!! All about developing the basic survival instincts!cool

It is only natural to 'fear' others. . .if your life and upbringing was marred by domestic violence and sex-ual exploitation!
I thank my AGNOSTIC GOD! cool

I nor get that kain 'born hia-born dia' kind of dysfunctional problem! kiss
MOST NIGERIAN PARENTS ARE PSYCHOS THEMSELVES! kiss
Family / Re: Lies That Ruined Mariages In 2012 by Callotti: 9:17am On Jan 02, 2013
Maybe born-agains and pastors should read this!
Na dem 'flex' pass o! cheesy
Family / Re: Cheating Is Easy! Try Something More CHALLENGING, Be FAITHFUL. by Callotti: 9:09am On Jan 02, 2013
acadasol:

Explain your stance so that everyone will understand you. What do you mean by, 'not limiting yourself with one egg'

Always have a spare tire while driving in your vehicle of love, romance and marriage. . . HOW CAN ONLY ONE MAN MAKE A STRONG WOMAN LIKE MOI 'APPY? grin

What will happen to all the other big boys? grin
I beg too MANY interesting MARRIED men in my life o!
I nor get time to rot in the stale arms of JUST ONE!
I resemble 'dead again' Christian? grin
Tufiakwa! kiss
Family / Re: Can You Remarry Your Divorced Spouse by Callotti: 8:53am On Jan 02, 2013
He is a divorcee like myself!
I believe in sticking to 'levels'. . . of common denominators! kiss
So, YES!
Crime / Re: 2 Suspects Caught With Drugs At Lagos Airport by Callotti: 8:53pm On Jan 01, 2013
The 'terrific' ethnic duo at their legendary profession again!
Dem nor dey dissapoint. cheesy

An attempt by [size=20pt]Olawole Akanle,[/size] 42, to smuggle 630g of cocaine hidden in six tablets of soap to the United Kingdom was recently aborted by law enforcement agents at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos.

Akanle was about to board an Arik Air flight to London when he was apprehended by officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency.

Another suspect,[size=20pt]Nicholas Ezika,[/size] who ingested about 62 wraps of methamphetamine weighing 1.130kg, was similarly arrested at the airport. He was en-route to Malaysia via Egypt Airline flight
Foreign Affairs / Re: Clinton Infected With Blood Clot Between Her Brain And Skull by Callotti: 8:46pm On Jan 01, 2013
How do you get 'infected' with YOUR OWN blood clot? undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Memorable Nairaland Moment Of 2012? by Callotti: 8:42pm On Jan 01, 2013
Still thinking. . . undecided
Absolutely none.
All in the recyble bin of my NL memory!
I don't store 'useless' data in my RAM! kiss
Too many 'betcha' memories offline. . . .*lots of smiles*

Still dreaming. . . . . A very romamtic year! Lots of TLCs! kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: The Newness Of Life by Callotti: 8:39pm On Jan 01, 2013
One day at a time. . . my only resolution! cool
Nairaland / General / Re: .. by Callotti: 8:38pm On Jan 01, 2013
In bed!
Worked the night before!
Had a special mother-daughter New Year's day!
Absolutely blissful.
Time to pamper ourselves. . . off to the beauty palour. . . HAIR AND NAILS DAY!

Sooooooooooo off today and loving it!

It is gonna be another good and productive year.

Hallelujah!!!! cool

ALL WEAPONS FASHIONED. . . .CONTINUE TO FAIL!

Mu che che che che che che
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Biggest Regret Of 2012 by Callotti: 8:36pm On Jan 01, 2013
Absolutely none!
It wuz a daaaaaaaaan good year! cool
One of the best ever! kiss
Family / Re: U Now Have Spiritual Solutions To All Ur marriage Problems by Callotti: 8:25pm On Jan 01, 2013
Another one don come!
THE BLACK RACE IS CURSED I SWEAR! cheesy
See the pre-occupations of the primitive mind?
I bless the day I landed the white man's land.
NO GOING BACK TO AFRICA! TWA!!!grin
Family / Re: Cheating Is Easy! Try Something More CHALLENGING, Be FAITHFUL. by Callotti: 8:21pm On Jan 01, 2013
Your opinions are worthy of 'notability'!
Not my portion!
Amen!!! cool

Try 'Open' relationships. . . the 'greatest challenge' for ONLY THE MOST EMOTIONALLY-SECURE! cool

Enrich your life. . . .too many possibilities for 'LOVE, ROMANCE, FUN, PEACE AND HAPPINESS'! cool

Do not limit yourself to just one egg in your basket! cool
Crime / Re: 22-year-old Girl Commits Suicide by Callotti: 8:15pm On Jan 01, 2013
The end of untold sufferings in the hands of a 'wicked NIGERIAN woman'!
I am sure this lady has been maltreated from birth. . . .se- slavery and all! cry
She has finally found some peace for her body and soul to rest in.
Poor thing! cry
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Molested Nkiru Sylvanus And Threatened To Impregnate Her by Callotti: 8:11pm On Jan 01, 2013
Poor thing!
She has prolly gone into hiding. . .pending the 'raw youtube footages' to be exposed soon!
Since "God" and "Satan" created NIGERIAN men. . . NIGERIAN women have never rested! cry
Politics / Re: Nigeria - Where Every Problem Is Too Hard To Fix by Callotti: 8:06pm On Jan 01, 2013
No need for stress.
This is a brand new year! kiss
ADOPT ANOTHER COUNTRY.
Nigeria is for the old and grumpy. kiss
If you wanno live a meaningful life. . . check out of Nigeria. . .FOR GOOD! kiss
Family / Re: Pls Advice I Love My Wife But Something Is Happening by Callotti: 7:39pm On Jan 01, 2013
Not readable. 2013 is not for yahoo-yahoo literary skills. kiss
Family / Re: Sorry & ashamed for my past. But NOT for my future & my baby by Callotti: 7:31pm On Jan 01, 2013
The holy ghost had a 'MARY'S BORN CHILD O! grin
Bastards are also children.
Jesus is a SAVIOR! wink

Abi VaJin-Mary marry HOLY GHOST take born Jesus? tongue

Ladies! If you wanno born ya pickin, JUST DO IT.
Marriage or not!
It is a woman's world too! cool

I LOVE IBIDAPO OBE - MALAYE!!!!' grin

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Family / Re: The Real Cause Of Infertility by Callotti: 2:15pm On Jan 01, 2013
A huge favor from the gods I tellya. kiss
Barrenness nor go quench fruit of the OOOOOM and BROKOS HUNTERS for Nairaladers I swia! grin
If your God or Satan declares your infertile or barren. . . .you should count' yaelf very highly favored! kiss
Accept your destiny and let the world hia word! kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: Husband Becomes Woman After 20 Years Of Marriage by Callotti: 1:59pm On Jan 01, 2013
Free world.
Not my consain! kiss

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Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 10:39am On Jan 01, 2013
Woged2005:

There are just a lot of angry people pretending to be happy!!! I don't judge anyone and my prayers for all those going through problems is that their hearts be healed. Life is all about fulfillment. Bob Marley sang "..are you satisfied... with the life you are living..?" Doesn't matter if you are either in Nigeria, USA, China, Jamaica or Babados. I've lived in US for the past 5yrs. I don't think people living in USA are more fulfilled than people in Nigeria and vice versa, and I don't think mariages in USA are sweeter than those in Nigeria.. It's all case by case basis. My pastor once said "you have a hand in whatever you are going through in life..the sooner you face it the better"

Your opinion. I beg to differ. How can ANYONE live a fulfilled life amidst the level of poverty in a place like Nigeria? Lest you derail your own thread, back to topic.
I repeat:If you are successful avoid miserable and wretched mentalities. 90% of Nigerian nurses I KNOW, are CONTENT and happy as single or married.kiss Unless you are dealing with those "mgbeke-wife-killers" we read about. wink

Your choice abeg. Nor be by force to be NURSE! You can be a doctor or pharmacist. No time to waste. This na 2013.

Happy NY!

Back to my sweeeeeet nursing job jare. Triple HOLIDAY-PAY.kiss Less than 3 hours to close! cool
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 10:33am On Jan 01, 2013
Woged2005:

There are just a lot of angry people pretending to be happy!!! I don't judge anyone and my prayers for all those going through problems is that their hearts be healed. Life is all about fulfillment. Bob Marley sang "..are you satisfied... with the life you are living..?" Doesn't matter if you are either in Nigeria, USA, China, Jamaica or Babados. I've lived in US for the past 5yrs. I don't think people living in USA are more fulfilled than people in Nigeria and vice versa, and I don't think mariages in USA are sweeter than those in Nigeria.. It's all case by case basis. My pastor once said "you have a hand in whatever you are going through in life..the sooner you face it the better"

Your opinion. I beg to differ. How can ANYONE live aI fulfilled life amidst the level of poverty in a place like Nigeria? Lest you derail your own thread, back to topic.
I repeat:If you are successful avoid miserable and wretched mentalities. 90% of Nigerian nurses are CONTENT and happy as single or married.

Your choice abeg. Nor be by force to be NURSE! You can be anything you wanno be. . . NO BARRY CARES! kiss

Next thread please! kiss
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 9:12pm On Dec 31, 2012
Woged2005:

But the, divorces, breakups and marital woes are not happening much for the high income nurses (BSNs and Masters Degree holders) and medical practitioners but mostly for the LPNs, and small people like me. What are we doing wrong then? That's my question. Swagger or not there's no happy divorced woman with kids..please let's not pretend. Why are nurses in Nigeria not divorcing then? They are married to the same insecured, chavanistic Nigerian males.

It is quite unfortunate that you really think there are 'marriages' in places like Nigeria where women have ABSOLUTE ZERO VALUE.
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 8:51pm On Dec 31, 2012
Woged2005:


Sister you sound like our nurses got it all in cash and all that (swagger). However reports show that nurses (CNA/ LPNs) are only in the low - median salary ($30k - $65 a yr, same as Taxi drivers and armed security guards) in the USA according to tax information. There are several Nigerians in USA making six figures especially those in IT (average $90k a yr) and financial industries (about $110k a yr) but not having same issues. My friends at UN, IMF/World Bank make almost $120k a year and work only 8hours a day.....

So your level na the bottom of the drum aka CNA and LVN huh?
Nor be ya fault. grin
No wonder. grin
Only nurses married to LIMO drivers aka glorified MOLUE drivers are at such high risk for divorce dear. If you don't want DIVORCE PLUS UNTIMELY DEATH. . . aim higher!
MARRY A PROFESSIONAL LIKE YOURSELF!

No guarantees of course. Push come to shove, you live as flatmates! No need for divorce.kiss
Abi Dr. Ngozi of the World Bank nor marry dokita wey get 'nurse-concubine'? grin
Nor be marriage be dat? wink
Family / Re: Man Seeks Dissolution Of 10-year-old Marriage after his wife experienced london by Callotti: 10:39am On Dec 31, 2012
Once a Nigerian woman tastes sweeeeeet freedom huh? Or starts to KNACK Berra blokoses outside marriage, the so-called husband becomes a GRAAAAVE irritant! grin
Glad to know men also feel like 'unclaimed abandoned, Biafran-PROP-TYZZZ suffering from the laws of diminishing emotional and romantiQUE returns! wink
It is a woman's world too!
Hallelujah!!!! cool

Nna brossssieeeh! Love is not by force! Abeg carreh ya shirrrrenzzz h-enter for 'Ouse! Make you begin h-answer GOOD FATHER ati SWEET MOTHER! grin
Madam don chop kola weh sweet pass ya own! tongue
Next time, learn to chop poooohsie goooood!!! grin
Okongwu style nor dey rain pass onitsha bridge!!!

Make you tian ya Goduuuu. . . Say she nor poison you and ya bitter-sour-sour blokos! Na my "fellow widows" we for dey tok nau keh! grin

Mu Che Che Che Che Che
Nairaland / General / Re: African Women’s Long Walk To Freedom by Callotti: 10:02am On Dec 31, 2012
Sure looks like 'they be crawling'!
Poor THANGS! cry
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Still Remember Your Primary And Secondary Schools' Anthems by Callotti: 9:57am On Dec 31, 2012
Moremi House!

O great jolly and glorious MOREMI. . . REMI girls must do their best. . . cool
Nairaland / General / Re: What Shall You Be Remembered For As A Nairalander? by Callotti: 9:52am On Dec 31, 2012
What a way to be remembered! cry
By cyber non-entities and career-loafers!
Chei!!!!
Family / Re: Why Are Pregnant Women So Difficult? by Callotti: 8:03am On Dec 31, 2012
You obviously are a product of your environment. You lack empathy, not to mention sympathy.
I am happy someone found a 'worthy husband' in you.
All the best in 2013. kiss

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Family / Re: Surrogate Offers by Callotti: 7:58am On Dec 31, 2012
2013. . . the year of 'hope' for the barrens of Nairaland!
Mu che che che che che
THIS FRUIT OF THE WOMB AND BLOKOS MADNESS CONTINUES!!!

Nothing else to do in this life I tellya! kiss

1AM. . . .5 hours to close! I can see my bed already! Time to ring in 2013 with style.kiss

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