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Family / Re: My New Year Wishes To Nairalanders by Callotti: 9:30am On Jan 02, 2013 |
Year don h-old! It is January 2! My wish as always? LEARN TO MIND YA OWN DOGGONE BUSINESS DEAR NAIRALANDERS! |
Family / Re: Can You Allow Your Child To Live With Another Person? by Callotti: 9:21am On Jan 02, 2013 |
Most definitely. . . MY MOM AND DAD OR SIBLINGS! No one else. I may drop dead today if my darling AGNOSTIC God decides to call moi. . . I want them to be able to develop sound emotional and psychological compasses/senses of wellbeing! TO REALIZE THAT NO ONE IS INDISPENSIBLE!!! I lived with my grandma for a while while my parents were studying abroad. THOSE WERE THE MOST PRODUCTIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE! I learned soooooooooooo many things that have helped me today to be a strong, independent woman! I LOVE MY PARENTS AND I LOVE MY GRANDMA! I don't come from 'dysfunctional' roots. . . .so I have absolutely no fear! My children have been taught how to communicate effectively and can NEVER be intimidated. . . just like moi! No matter who they live with! I have taught them about OPTIONS!!!! All about developing the basic survival instincts! It is only natural to 'fear' others. . .if your life and upbringing was marred by domestic violence and sex-ual exploitation! I thank my AGNOSTIC GOD! I nor get that kain 'born hia-born dia' kind of dysfunctional problem! MOST NIGERIAN PARENTS ARE PSYCHOS THEMSELVES! |
Family / Re: Lies That Ruined Mariages In 2012 by Callotti: 9:17am On Jan 02, 2013 |
Maybe born-agains and pastors should read this! Na dem 'flex' pass o! |
Family / Re: Cheating Is Easy! Try Something More CHALLENGING, Be FAITHFUL. by Callotti: 9:09am On Jan 02, 2013 |
acadasol: Always have a spare tire while driving in your vehicle of love, romance and marriage. . . HOW CAN ONLY ONE MAN MAKE A STRONG WOMAN LIKE MOI 'APPY? What will happen to all the other big boys? I beg too MANY interesting MARRIED men in my life o! I nor get time to rot in the stale arms of JUST ONE! I resemble 'dead again' Christian? Tufiakwa! |
Family / Re: Can You Remarry Your Divorced Spouse by Callotti: 8:53am On Jan 02, 2013 |
He is a divorcee like myself! I believe in sticking to 'levels'. . . of common denominators! So, YES! |
Crime / Re: 2 Suspects Caught With Drugs At Lagos Airport by Callotti: 8:53pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
The 'terrific' ethnic duo at their legendary profession again! Dem nor dey dissapoint. An attempt by [size=20pt]Olawole Akanle,[/size] 42, to smuggle 630g of cocaine hidden in six tablets of soap to the United Kingdom was recently aborted by law enforcement agents at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Clinton Infected With Blood Clot Between Her Brain And Skull by Callotti: 8:46pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
How do you get 'infected' with YOUR OWN blood clot? |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Memorable Nairaland Moment Of 2012? by Callotti: 8:42pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Still thinking. . . Absolutely none. All in the recyble bin of my NL memory! I don't store 'useless' data in my RAM! Too many 'betcha' memories offline. . . .*lots of smiles* Still dreaming. . . . . A very romamtic year! Lots of TLCs! |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Newness Of Life by Callotti: 8:39pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
One day at a time. . . my only resolution! |
Nairaland / General / Re: .. by Callotti: 8:38pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
In bed! Worked the night before! Had a special mother-daughter New Year's day! Absolutely blissful. Time to pamper ourselves. . . off to the beauty palour. . . HAIR AND NAILS DAY! Sooooooooooo off today and loving it! It is gonna be another good and productive year. Hallelujah!!!! ALL WEAPONS FASHIONED. . . .CONTINUE TO FAIL! Mu che che che che che che |
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Biggest Regret Of 2012 by Callotti: 8:36pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Absolutely none! It wuz a daaaaaaaaan good year! One of the best ever! |
Family / Re: U Now Have Spiritual Solutions To All Ur marriage Problems by Callotti: 8:25pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Another one don come! THE BLACK RACE IS CURSED I SWEAR! See the pre-occupations of the primitive mind? I bless the day I landed the white man's land. NO GOING BACK TO AFRICA! TWA!!! |
Family / Re: Cheating Is Easy! Try Something More CHALLENGING, Be FAITHFUL. by Callotti: 8:21pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Your opinions are worthy of 'notability'! Not my portion! Amen!!! Try 'Open' relationships. . . the 'greatest challenge' for ONLY THE MOST EMOTIONALLY-SECURE! Enrich your life. . . .too many possibilities for 'LOVE, ROMANCE, FUN, PEACE AND HAPPINESS'! Do not limit yourself to just one egg in your basket! |
Crime / Re: 22-year-old Girl Commits Suicide by Callotti: 8:15pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
The end of untold sufferings in the hands of a 'wicked NIGERIAN woman'! I am sure this lady has been maltreated from birth. . . .se- slavery and all! She has finally found some peace for her body and soul to rest in. Poor thing! |
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Molested Nkiru Sylvanus And Threatened To Impregnate Her by Callotti: 8:11pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Poor thing! She has prolly gone into hiding. . .pending the 'raw youtube footages' to be exposed soon! Since "God" and "Satan" created NIGERIAN men. . . NIGERIAN women have never rested! |
Politics / Re: Nigeria - Where Every Problem Is Too Hard To Fix by Callotti: 8:06pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
No need for stress. This is a brand new year! ADOPT ANOTHER COUNTRY. Nigeria is for the old and grumpy. If you wanno live a meaningful life. . . check out of Nigeria. . .FOR GOOD! |
Family / Re: Pls Advice I Love My Wife But Something Is Happening by Callotti: 7:39pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Not readable. 2013 is not for yahoo-yahoo literary skills. |
Family / Re: Sorry & ashamed for my past. But NOT for my future & my baby by Callotti: 7:31pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
The holy ghost had a 'MARY'S BORN CHILD O! Bastards are also children. Jesus is a SAVIOR! Abi VaJin-Mary marry HOLY GHOST take born Jesus? Ladies! If you wanno born ya pickin, JUST DO IT. Marriage or not! It is a woman's world too! I LOVE IBIDAPO OBE - MALAYE!!!!' 1 Like |
Family / Re: The Real Cause Of Infertility by Callotti: 2:15pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
A huge favor from the gods I tellya. Barrenness nor go quench fruit of the OOOOOM and BROKOS HUNTERS for Nairaladers I swia! If your God or Satan declares your infertile or barren. . . .you should count' yaelf very highly favored! Accept your destiny and let the world hia word! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Husband Becomes Woman After 20 Years Of Marriage by Callotti: 1:59pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Free world. Not my consain! 1 Like |
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 10:39am On Jan 01, 2013 |
Woged2005: Your opinion. I beg to differ. How can ANYONE live a fulfilled life amidst the level of poverty in a place like Nigeria? Lest you derail your own thread, back to topic. I repeat:If you are successful avoid miserable and wretched mentalities. 90% of Nigerian nurses I KNOW, are CONTENT and happy as single or married. Unless you are dealing with those "mgbeke-wife-killers" we read about. Your choice abeg. Nor be by force to be NURSE! You can be a doctor or pharmacist. No time to waste. This na 2013. Happy NY! Back to my sweeeeeet nursing job jare. Triple HOLIDAY-PAY. Less than 3 hours to close! |
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 10:33am On Jan 01, 2013 |
Woged2005: Your opinion. I beg to differ. How can ANYONE live aI fulfilled life amidst the level of poverty in a place like Nigeria? Lest you derail your own thread, back to topic. I repeat:If you are successful avoid miserable and wretched mentalities. 90% of Nigerian nurses are CONTENT and happy as single or married. Your choice abeg. Nor be by force to be NURSE! You can be anything you wanno be. . . NO BARRY CARES! Next thread please! |
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 9:12pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
Woged2005: It is quite unfortunate that you really think there are 'marriages' in places like Nigeria where women have ABSOLUTE ZERO VALUE. |
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 8:51pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
Woged2005: So your level na the bottom of the drum aka CNA and LVN huh? Nor be ya fault. No wonder. Only nurses married to LIMO drivers aka glorified MOLUE drivers are at such high risk for divorce dear. If you don't want DIVORCE PLUS UNTIMELY DEATH. . . aim higher! MARRY A PROFESSIONAL LIKE YOURSELF! No guarantees of course. Push come to shove, you live as flatmates! No need for divorce. Abi Dr. Ngozi of the World Bank nor marry dokita wey get 'nurse-concubine'? Nor be marriage be dat? |
Family / Re: Man Seeks Dissolution Of 10-year-old Marriage after his wife experienced london by Callotti: 10:39am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Once a Nigerian woman tastes sweeeeeet freedom huh? Or starts to KNACK Berra blokoses outside marriage, the so-called husband becomes a GRAAAAVE irritant! Glad to know men also feel like 'unclaimed abandoned, Biafran-PROP-TYZZZ suffering from the laws of diminishing emotional and romantiQUE returns! It is a woman's world too! Hallelujah!!!! Nna brossssieeeh! Love is not by force! Abeg carreh ya shirrrrenzzz h-enter for 'Ouse! Make you begin h-answer GOOD FATHER ati SWEET MOTHER! Madam don chop kola weh sweet pass ya own! Next time, learn to chop poooohsie goooood!!! Okongwu style nor dey rain pass onitsha bridge!!! Make you tian ya Goduuuu. . . Say she nor poison you and ya bitter-sour-sour blokos! Na my "fellow widows" we for dey tok nau keh! Mu Che Che Che Che Che |
Nairaland / General / Re: African Women’s Long Walk To Freedom by Callotti: 10:02am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Sure looks like 'they be crawling'! Poor THANGS! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Still Remember Your Primary And Secondary Schools' Anthems by Callotti: 9:57am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Moremi House! O great jolly and glorious MOREMI. . . REMI girls must do their best. . . |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Shall You Be Remembered For As A Nairalander? by Callotti: 9:52am On Dec 31, 2012 |
What a way to be remembered! By cyber non-entities and career-loafers! Chei!!!! |
Family / Re: Why Are Pregnant Women So Difficult? by Callotti: 8:03am On Dec 31, 2012 |
You obviously are a product of your environment. You lack empathy, not to mention sympathy. I am happy someone found a 'worthy husband' in you. All the best in 2013. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Surrogate Offers by Callotti: 7:58am On Dec 31, 2012 |
2013. . . the year of 'hope' for the barrens of Nairaland! Mu che che che che che THIS FRUIT OF THE WOMB AND BLOKOS MADNESS CONTINUES!!! Nothing else to do in this life I tellya! 1AM. . . .5 hours to close! I can see my bed already! Time to ring in 2013 with style. |
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