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Family / Re: Lots Of Children! Duggar Vs Sullivan by Callotti: 7:41am On Dec 27, 2012 |
I give it to the Duggars!!! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Callotti: 7:28am On Dec 27, 2012 |
k2039: [color=soyouquotedme]@jidegirl12 and Callotti. Not innarestid! Thread unfollowed! |
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:24am On Dec 27, 2012 |
chioma.t: Taink you! Negggggxxxxt topic please. |
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:20am On Dec 27, 2012 |
dayokanu: ^^ Calloti, London izzzzzz goooooood!!! No snow. The weather GOOOOOOOD gaaaaaaaan!!!! My Agenebode Mgbeke Holly Nweje azzzzzze is doing just great in my 'Oteh WOOOOM'! RIGHT HERE, ON THE WEST END! Waaaaaaay out off reach from cyber riff -raffs likey ya! |
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:09am On Dec 27, 2012 |
Arsenate: is amazing how someone can type so many words without saying anything. You, sir/ma, are gifted. This "Stranger" of a nauseating stalker done come again? You even "Like" ya own posts too? PSYCHO!!!!!! dejustice: I have written what I wanno write o! If you dun like h-IT, TOO BAD'!!! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Signs Of An Irresponsible Woman by Callotti: 8:14pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Woooooow! And the man married her with all these traits? Love must be JAZZZED indeed!!!! He must have been POOOHSIE-WHIPPED BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!! |
Family / Re: Give Birth In The Usa Cost And Procedures by Callotti: 8:01pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
No advice for you. I refuse to let you rip-off my country! Get a medical visa next time! Nothing wrong with coming to give birth in the USA. YOU CANNOT COME IN AS JUST A VISITOR. GO AND GET A MEDICAL VISA! PAY ALL ANTICIPATED EXPENSES IN FULL BEFORE YOU ENTER THE USA!!! Thank you! http://www.usavisitorvisa.com/medicalvisa/medical_visa.htm [b]Visa for Medical Treatment Application Procedure http://www.ehow.com/how_7737876_obtain-emergency-medical-visa-usa.html |
Family / Re: Santa Fact Or Fiction by Callotti: 7:57pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
The most hilarious part is having to confess to your own child that he ain't real. What a heart-break! Poor children! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Shame On Seun And The Moderators by Callotti: 7:51pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Still on the subject! When the MODERATORS AND THEIR 'SUPA-MOD-ASHAWOS' are the most BIGOTTED! What do you expect? TRACE ALL THE BIGOTED THREADS. . . YOU WILL FIND THAT THE ISP ADDIES ARE FROM MODERATORS AND SUPAMODERATORS. . . .with different USER-IDS! Stop being fooooled! This is 2013 almost. . .WE CLAIM IT! Not 2006, when NL was conceived! |
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:38pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Are children that difficult to 'OBTAIN' or 'BEGOT' in this 21ST CENTURY? Depends on who has the 'barreness' issue. If it is the man. . .the woman should go and phock outside carry belle! If it is the woman. . .the man should go and gif anoda woman belle outside! Half DNA is berra than no DNA! If you want FULL DNA. . .go and extract your 'eggs' and your husbands 'akamu'. . . rent a WOMB. . . and PAY FOR SOME SSSSHILRENS! THE DNA IS YOURS! Simple! God does not have to interfere in this matter. If the 'HOLY GHOST' can help God father a child. . . so can we! This is not an excuse to break up a marriage! Neither Jesus nor God was married or had fruit of the 'womb' or 'blokos'! If push comes to shove go to AUNTI ROSE OR IYAWO-GENERAL IN ANY OF THOSE OKIGWE/PORT-HARCOURT FAKE PREGANCY HIDE-OUTS FOR SEMI-ABORTED FETUSES FROM ASHAWOS. . . and pay N250K and purchase the most beautiful infant you could chose from a basket . . . in the Eastern or Western parts of Nigeria. . .where BABY FARMS ARE COMMON. . . Violaaaaa! Pickin don come! Thian awa ancestors for WHITE MAN'S LAND! AFFFFRRRRRRRRRRICANS CAN BE LOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAL SHA! TWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I wonder what a 'BARREN' goat feels like? 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Callotti: 7:30pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
jidegirl12: [size=20pt]Callotti/ Blazay/ Lashino; a black cat to scratch her face off.... an enemy without the H[/size] I know you are STILL a desperately seeking attention SUSAN, even with the end of another miserable year AT HAND FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. Trying to spoil my holiday mood huh? YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED! I will not even type the reply I had intended for you when I first saw this your post. Lerrus 'ope you will stop dreaming of Callotti with your AJUWAYA ATI KWANU-KWA-KWA pepper-soup gangsters on and off NL come 2013. It is well witcha wretched soul. . . ALWAYS! *abeg nor notice me for 2013/and forever o. . . I promise to do the same. Thank you very much!* Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! |
Nairaland / General / Re: THINGS MONEY CAN Buy..........in My Opinion by Callotti: 7:19pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
EVERYTHING BUT HOW TO CHEAT DEATH WHEN IT COMES KNOCKING! The ONLY thing money can't buy! Unless thou are CURSED with misery! |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Gained Through Nairaland In This Outgoing Year 2012 by Callotti: 7:11pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
VanSquishing ALL my h-enemies! On and OFF NL to a final condition of permanent of SHATTAP! From website to website. . . ONE WAS FORCED TO CLOSE DOWN PARTIALLY FROM PUBLIC VIEW. Thanks to NL!!! Mu che che che che che che |
Science/Technology / Re: Prepare For Three Days Of Darkness From 23-25th December by Callotti: 7:09pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
We still dey wait o! TODAY NA 26TH FOR RRRONDON O! |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Philosophy Do U Follow In Life? by Callotti: 6:53pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Do unto others what they have done to ya! Never turn thy other cheek or buttock! |
Literature / Re: Write Your Life Story In 6 Words by Callotti: 6:04pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
My Lord is TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!! |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Government Abandons Ribadu Report. by Callotti: 3:26pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Gbawe: Arggggggggggggh! Long tori. Childhood sweethearts! Ribadu is just wasting his time as usual. Let us wish him the best once again. The man don dryyyyyyyyyy like kpanla finish. He nust really love Nigerian Oil! |
Politics / Re: Ojukwu’s Controversial Will Revealed by Callotti: 3:09pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
If you wanno marreh a 'usbon. . . . never you marreh a waka 'Reuben ABATIOOOO'! ;DIf you wanno marreh a 'usbon. . . . never you marreh a waka 'Reuben ABATIOOOO'! Efin wen im die-oh. . . . KPOM KPOM KPOM I KPA GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Na so-so PALAVA!!!! KPOM KPOM KPOM |
Family / Re: How Your Personality Is Shaped By Your Month Of Birth by Callotti: 3:39pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
TO THE TEE! Once a Libran. . .ALWAYS FUN-LOVING! OCTOBER BABY AMEN!!!! I SURE DUN GIVVVVE 'ALF A PHOCK ABOUT THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A PHOCK ABOUT MOI! YOU CAN GO TO HELL AND ROT DIA, FOR ALL I KIA! DUN REALLY GIVVE A PRIQUARTER OF A PHOCK 'OO' YOU THINK YOU ARE OR 'OO@ YOU THINK YA DADDY MAY BE! Who get teeth to chop rotten meat? I have already met the love of my life o! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I LIVE IN MY OWN WORLD! BRAVE AND FEARLESS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. . . .NOTHING MOVES MOI. . . ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I will kill any threat first, before I am trampled upon. . . NA DIE!!!! First to quench! Onye ke le Sonny. . .Sonny e ke le ya! SUGAR CANE NOR BE BAMBOO! [size=20pt]UMMUNA!!!! SAWAM! SAWAM! SAWAM! [/size] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPs-vLvxzWo |
Family / Re: Pls Suggest Baby Lotion For My Baby by Callotti: 3:19pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Use Johnson's. . . it will preserve your baby's skin. . .fair as over-ripe mangos or as black as 'hell's charcoal'! Or good 'ol vaseline will do! |
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 3:03pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Hypocrites na small word. . . Transmission of HIV Infection Amen! I practice HIGH-RISK sex! I nor tell una say NIGERIAN MEN DEY FORBID CONDOMS BECAUSE OF ERE-CTILE SUFFOCATION? Saving the link for future references! |
Family / Re: family matas by Callotti: 2:47pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
kulyie: you are so right my dear.infact if you let it get to you,he might turn you into an old cargo before your time.when sex shops have not closed up.u berra buy beta v.i.br..a..ttor use.if he see say u nor dey bother am about sex,na him go start to dey ask u wetin hapun.na man matter u dey carry for chest like that.hehehehe,no go peme o.na because of promiscous married men wey no get time for their wives dem do vibrator.abi you here say v..ajyna machine dey? O girl,this world is too short for you to let any body make you feel miserable o.too many messed up men and wortless two for five naira unmarried girls are out there o.u beta do your thing and forget nigerian men's ranting.it doesnt take them 2o minutes to destroy your life and turn you into a shadow of your self.mshewwww.am out of here.am too sick and tired of hearing this kind of stories jare :@ make im waka anywhere im like,if them dash am stds or gonorhea outside na only him go suffer am The reason I stopped posting in this 'DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY' section for a while. . .the kinds of things YOUR FELLOW WOMEN WRITE? You wonder whether they just jumped from kindergarten to MARRIAGE! Anyone that has dated at least 2 NIGERIAN men knows better than losing sleep over such abusive personalities! Amen! Tell am! Na so emotional abuse they start! Some yeye women go dey crawl from pastor to babalawo. . . to contain one MEAN SNAKE inside her basket! 2 months after marriage. . . e don show eim true color! HA! O gal don marry OGBONGE serpent for her matrimonial garden of Eden! AFTER THE MAN DON WAKA HIRRANDIA FINISH. . .DEM GO OPEN HANDS WELCOME THE MEN, TILL THE NEXT MADNESS SHOWS UP AGAIN. . .and the cycle contiues. THE CYCLE OF DESPERADOS! Then dem go dey make mouth like 'why are you treating me this way'. . . when MEN ARE DELIBERATELY trying to kill them slowly emotionally, WITH SICK MIND GAMES. . . HEAVENS FORBID! Thank our ancestors for the kind MAMA wey born moi! MU HE HE HE HE HE 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Murdered Ghanaian In UK by Callotti: 2:41pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
afam4eva: Which wan cosain this "Biafran Hell Gateman"? You don sweep 'Gburu-Gburu' compound finish? "Ikem4eva"! |
Family / Re: Pregnancy Issue - Please I Need URGENT Advice by Callotti: 11:36am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Like the Down Syndrome babies are from the 'Doctors' or 'Devil's Prayers'? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! THESE SO-CALLED CHRISTIANS CAN BE SO ANNOYING ALL THE PHOCKING TIME! Thank my lucky stars for coming to the WHITE MAN'S LAND! I did not have any doubt that Trisomy babies are indeed smarter than MOST Africans. The kinds of things 'Black People' fuss about. Meanwhile, the so called 'normal' babies are growing up to be kidnappers and ritualists all over Nigeria, LIKE THEY ARE THE ALPHA AND OMEGA OF LIFE AND DEATH. Gosh! Very IRRITATING! Abeg OP. . .if you have the infant and it turns out to be positive for 'Trisomy 21'. . .please take a GUN AND SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD! Simple! |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Government Abandons Ribadu Report. by Callotti: 11:18am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Was anyone expecting GEJ to go against his 'BELOVED' Dieziani? |
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