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Family / Re: Lots Of Children! Duggar Vs Sullivan by Callotti: 7:41am On Dec 27, 2012
I give it to the Duggars!!! kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Callotti: 7:28am On Dec 27, 2012
k2039: [color=soyouquotedme]@jidegirl12 and Callotti.

If you guys need a boxing ring, I can help with one, I will even volunteer to preside over the match.
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Not innarestid!
Thread unfollowed! kiss
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:24am On Dec 27, 2012
chioma.t:
i tink ur d biggest full i'v ever seen,ma GOD have macy on u clown.

Taink you! kiss
Negggggxxxxt topic please. kiss
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:20am On Dec 27, 2012
dayokanu: ^^ Calloti,

Where have you been, How was your Xmas and how was the snow?

Wetin you do for thois Xmas sef, I don miss your Aghenebode Mgbeke Holly Nweje asss


London izzzzzz goooooood!!!
No snow. The weather GOOOOOOOD gaaaaaaaan!!!!
My Agenebode Mgbeke Holly Nweje azzzzzze is doing just great in my 'Oteh WOOOOM'!
RIGHT HERE, ON THE WEST END!
Waaaaaaay out off reach from cyber riff -raffs likey ya!kiss
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:09am On Dec 27, 2012
Arsenate: is amazing how someone can type so many words without saying anything. You, sir/ma, are gifted.

This "Stranger" of a nauseating stalker done come again? grin
You even "Like" ya own posts too?
PSYCHO!!!!!! kiss

dejustice:

Please! Is this meant to be funny?Did you read this before posting it?
Jeeez! What is wrong with this Generation.

I have written what I wanno write o!
If you dun like h-IT, TOO BAD'!!!kiss

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Family / Re: Signs Of An Irresponsible Woman by Callotti: 8:14pm On Dec 26, 2012
Woooooow! wink
And the man married her with all these traits?
Love must be JAZZZED indeed!!!!

He must have been POOOHSIE-WHIPPED BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!! cheesy
Family / Re: Give Birth In The Usa Cost And Procedures by Callotti: 8:01pm On Dec 26, 2012
No advice for you.
I refuse to let you rip-off my country!
Get a medical visa next time! kiss

Nothing wrong with coming to give birth in the USA.
YOU CANNOT COME IN AS JUST A VISITOR.
GO AND GET A MEDICAL VISA!
PAY ALL ANTICIPATED EXPENSES IN FULL BEFORE YOU ENTER THE USA!!!
Thank you! kiss

http://www.usavisitorvisa.com/medicalvisa/medical_visa.htm

[b]Visa for Medical Treatment Application Procedure

Step 1: Make an interview appointment.
Interview at the embassy consular section is required for applicants age 14 through 79. For children 13 and younger and people 80 and older most of the time do not require an interview, unless requested otherwise.

Wait times for interview appointments and visa processing time information for each U.S. Embassy or Consulate worldwide can be found on the United States Department of State website.

Step 2: Interview
See visa required documents that need to be brought to the visitor visa interview.

Step 2: Fingerprinting
A quick, two-digit, ink-free fingerprint scan will be taken, most likely during the interview.

Step 3: Additional Screening
Some applicants will require additional screening and will be notified so when applying for the Visa. These clearances may take several weeks or longer. Please plan for the possibility of a delay in the issuance of a visa. Make your visa application well in advance of your intended travel.

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Required Documents for the Interview

Each applicant must have the following documents for the interview:
•Application Form DS-156 completed and signed.
Option 1: Download, print and fill out the form and bring to the interview
Option 2. Fill out the form online and submit is on-line.
Note: You still need to bring a printed copy of the application form to the interview.
•Current and valid passport or travel document
•Your Photograph
Requirements are strict for photograph size, type and quality.
See details for photograph requirements
•Application fees. Link to fee page here
All applicants must pay the application fee. Some applicants, according to nationality and type of visa, must also pay an issuance fee.
See Details on Application and Issuance Fees
•Evidence of funds to cover your expenses in the United States
•Evidence of compelling social and economic ties abroad

In addition to the standard visitor visa requirements, you need to bring the following information about your medical treatment:
1.A diagnosis from a doctor about your medical condition.
The doctor must explain why you must go to the U.S. for medical treatment.
2.A letter from a doctor or hospital in the United States stating the following:
a.Statement of willingness to treat your medical condition,
b.Estimate of the costs of the treatment, including doctor's fees, costs of hospitalization and other medical expenses and,
c.Estimate of length of treatment.
3.Proof that you (or your sponsor) have sufficient funds to pay your travel and medical expenses in the United States. (This can be in the form of bank account statements, etc.)

Note: It is important to note that individuals suffering certain afflictions, e.g. contagious diseases, may be ineligible according to the United States Immigration and Nationality Act to receive visas. Person may apply but approval is not assured.

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Where to Apply for the Visitor Visa?

Applicants for visitor visas should generally apply at the American Embassy or Consulate with jurisdiction over their place of permanent residence. Although visa applicants may apply at any U.S. consular office abroad, it may be more difficult to qualify for the visa outside the country of permanent residence.

Find the nearest United States consulate to you

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Visa Denial or Refusal

If the consular officer should find it necessary to deny the issuance of a visitor visa, the applicant may apply again if there is new evidence to overcome the basis for the refusal. In the absence of new evidence, consular officers are not obliged to re-examine such cases.
Learn more about denials
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http://www.ehow.com/how_7737876_obtain-emergency-medical-visa-usa.html
Family / Re: Santa Fact Or Fiction by Callotti: 7:57pm On Dec 26, 2012
The most hilarious part is having to confess to your own child that he ain't real.
What a heart-break! grin
Poor children!
Nairaland / General / Re: Shame On Seun And The Moderators by Callotti: 7:51pm On Dec 26, 2012
Still on the subject!
When the MODERATORS AND THEIR 'SUPA-MOD-ASHAWOS' are the most BIGOTTED!
What do you expect? grin

TRACE ALL THE BIGOTED THREADS. . . YOU WILL FIND THAT THE ISP ADDIES ARE FROM MODERATORS AND SUPAMODERATORS. . . .with different USER-IDS! kiss

Stop being fooooled! This is 2013 almost. . .WE CLAIM IT!

Not 2006, when NL was conceived! kiss
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:38pm On Dec 26, 2012
Are children that difficult to 'OBTAIN' or 'BEGOT' in this 21ST CENTURY? undecided
Depends on who has the 'barreness' issue.
If it is the man. . .the woman should go and phock outside carry belle!
If it is the woman. . .the man should go and gif anoda woman belle outside!
Half DNA is berra than no DNA! kiss

If you want FULL DNA. . .go and extract your 'eggs' and your husbands 'akamu'. . . rent a WOMB. . . and PAY FOR SOME SSSSHILRENS! kiss
THE DNA IS YOURS! kiss

Simple! kiss


God does not have to interfere in this matter. If the 'HOLY GHOST' can help God father a child. . . so can we! kiss

This is not an excuse to break up a marriage!

Neither Jesus nor God was married or had fruit of the 'womb' or 'blokos'!

If push comes to shove go to AUNTI ROSE OR IYAWO-GENERAL IN ANY OF THOSE OKIGWE/PORT-HARCOURT FAKE PREGANCY HIDE-OUTS FOR SEMI-ABORTED FETUSES FROM ASHAWOS. . . and pay N250K and purchase the most beautiful infant you could chose from a basket . . . in the Eastern or Western parts of Nigeria. . .where BABY FARMS ARE COMMON. . .

Violaaaaa! Pickin don come! kiss

Thian awa ancestors for WHITE MAN'S LAND! kiss

AFFFFRRRRRRRRRRICANS CAN BE LOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAL SHA! TWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! cheesy

I wonder what a 'BARREN' goat feels like? grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Callotti: 7:30pm On Dec 26, 2012
jidegirl12: [size=20pt]Callotti/ Blazay/ Lashino; a black cat to scratch her face off.... an enemy without the H[/size]

Merry Christmas ho ho ho grin grin grin

Go Heats Go!!! Go Lakers Go !!

I know you are STILL a desperately seeking attention SUSAN, even with the end of another miserable year AT HAND FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. Trying to spoil my holiday mood huh? YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED! kiss
I will not even type the reply I had intended for you when I first saw this your post.
Lerrus 'ope you will stop dreaming of Callotti with your AJUWAYA ATI KWANU-KWA-KWA pepper-soup gangsters on and off NL come 2013.
It is well witcha wretched soul. . . ALWAYS! kiss

*abeg nor notice me for 2013/and forever o. . . I promise to do the same. Thank you very much!*

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
Nairaland / General / Re: THINGS MONEY CAN Buy..........in My Opinion by Callotti: 7:19pm On Dec 26, 2012
EVERYTHING BUT HOW TO CHEAT DEATH WHEN IT COMES KNOCKING!

The ONLY thing money can't buy! Unless thou are CURSED with misery! kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Gained Through Nairaland In This Outgoing Year 2012 by Callotti: 7:11pm On Dec 26, 2012
VanSquishing ALL my h-enemies!
On and OFF NL to a final condition of permanent of SHATTAP!
From website to website. . . ONE WAS FORCED TO CLOSE DOWN PARTIALLY FROM PUBLIC VIEW.
Thanks to NL!!! cheesy
Mu che che che che che che
Science/Technology / Re: Prepare For Three Days Of Darkness From 23-25th December by Callotti: 7:09pm On Dec 26, 2012
We still dey wait o! grin

TODAY NA 26TH FOR RRRONDON O! wink
Nairaland / General / Re: What Philosophy Do U Follow In Life? by Callotti: 6:53pm On Dec 26, 2012
Do unto others what they have done to ya!
Never turn thy other cheek or buttock! kiss
Literature / Re: Write Your Life Story In 6 Words by Callotti: 6:04pm On Dec 26, 2012
My Lord is TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!! cool
Politics / Re: Nigerian Government Abandons Ribadu Report. by Callotti: 3:26pm On Dec 23, 2012
Gbawe:

What is really going on between GEJ and that woman? Surely her position became untenable many, many scandals ago?

Arggggggggggggh!
Long tori.
Childhood sweethearts! cool


Ribadu is just wasting his time as usual.
Let us wish him the best once again.
The man don dryyyyyyyyyy like kpanla finish.
He nust really love Nigerian Oil! grin
Politics / Re: Ojukwu’s Controversial Will Revealed by Callotti: 3:09pm On Dec 23, 2012
If you wanno marreh a 'usbon. . . . never you marreh a waka 'Reuben ABATIOOOO'! ;DIf you wanno marreh a 'usbon. . . . never you marreh a waka 'Reuben ABATIOOOO'! cheesy
Efin wen im die-oh. . . .

KPOM
KPOM
KPOM

I KPA GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Na so-so PALAVA!!!!

KPOM
KPOM
KPOM
Family / Re: How Your Personality Is Shaped By Your Month Of Birth by Callotti: 3:39pm On Dec 22, 2012
TO THE TEE! cool
Once a Libran. . .ALWAYS FUN-LOVING! cool

OCTOBER BABY

[size=20pt]Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. cool Loves
to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. cool Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. cool cool cool cool cool Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. [s]repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.[/s] grin [/size]

AMEN!!!! I SURE DUN GIVVVVE 'ALF A PHOCK ABOUT THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A PHOCK ABOUT MOI! YOU CAN GO TO HELL AND ROT DIA, FOR ALL I KIA! DUN REALLY GIVVE A PRIQUARTER OF A PHOCK 'OO' YOU THINK YOU ARE OR 'OO@ YOU THINK YA DADDY MAY BE!kiss

Who get teeth to chop rotten meat? undecided
I have already met the love of my life o!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! cool

I LIVE IN MY OWN WORLD! grin

BRAVE AND FEARLESS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. . . .NOTHING MOVES MOI. . . ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! cool
I will kill any threat first, before I am trampled upon. . . NA DIE!!!! First to quench! cool


Onye ke le Sonny. . .Sonny e ke le ya!
SUGAR CANE NOR BE BAMBOO! cool


[size=20pt]UMMUNA!!!! cool
SAWAM!
SAWAM!
SAWAM!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPs-vLvxzWo
Family / Re: Pls Suggest Baby Lotion For My Baby by Callotti: 3:19pm On Dec 22, 2012
Use Johnson's. . . it will preserve your baby's skin. . .fair as over-ripe mangos or as black as 'hell's charcoal'! kiss
Or good 'ol vaseline will do! kiss
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 3:03pm On Dec 22, 2012
Hypocrites na small word. . .

Transmission of HIV Infection
According to the mode of transmission studies conducted in 2008, majority of the infections occurring in Nigeria are due to HIV transmission within the general population. The bulk of the new infections occur in persons who are not engaging in high risk sex, a sub-population that includes cohabiting or married sexual partners. [size=20pt]Two-fifths (42%) of the infections occur amongst persons practicing ‘low-risk’ sex.[/size] Because condom use in this group tends to be particularly low, infection acquired as a result of the previous / present high risk behavioursor relationships by one of the sex partners is easily transmitted to the unsuspecting partner.

Amen! I practice HIGH-RISK sex! cool
I nor tell una say NIGERIAN MEN DEY FORBID CONDOMS BECAUSE OF ERE-CTILE SUFFOCATION? grin

Saving the link for future references!
Family / Re: family matas by Callotti: 2:47pm On Dec 22, 2012
kulyie: you are so right my dear.infact if you let it get to you,he might turn you into an old cargo before your time.when sex shops have not closed up.u berra buy beta v.i.br..a..ttor use.if he see say u nor dey bother am about sex,na him go start to dey ask u wetin hapun.na man matter u dey carry for chest like that.hehehehe,no go peme o.na because of promiscous married men wey no get time for their wives dem do vibrator.abi you here say v..ajyna machine dey? O girl,this world is too short for you to let any body make you feel miserable o.too many messed up men and wortless two for five naira unmarried girls are out there o.u beta do your thing and forget nigerian men's ranting.it doesnt take them 2o minutes to destroy your life and turn you into a shadow of your self.mshewwww.am out of here.am too sick and tired of hearing this kind of stories jare :@ make im waka anywhere im like,if them dash am stds or gonorhea outside na only him go suffer am

The reason I stopped posting in this 'DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY' section for a while. . .the kinds of things YOUR FELLOW WOMEN WRITE? You wonder whether they just jumped from kindergarten to MARRIAGE! Anyone that has dated at least 2 NIGERIAN men knows better than losing sleep over such abusive personalities!
Amen! Tell am!

Na so emotional abuse they start!
Some yeye women go dey crawl from pastor to babalawo. . . to contain one MEAN SNAKE inside her basket!
2 months after marriage. . . e don show eim true color! HA!
O gal don marry OGBONGE serpent for her matrimonial garden of Eden! cheesy

AFTER THE MAN DON WAKA HIRRANDIA FINISH. . .DEM GO OPEN HANDS WELCOME THE MEN, TILL THE NEXT MADNESS SHOWS UP AGAIN. . .and the cycle contiues. THE CYCLE OF DESPERADOS! cheesy

Then dem go dey make mouth like 'why are you treating me this way'. . . when MEN ARE DELIBERATELY trying to kill them slowly emotionally, WITH SICK MIND GAMES. . . HEAVENS FORBID! cheesy

Thank our ancestors for the kind MAMA wey born moi! MU HE HE HE HE HE

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Murdered Ghanaian In UK by Callotti: 2:41pm On Dec 22, 2012
afam4eva:
So, what does the bolded mean. I guess "Bia" is a chinese word. Anumanu.


Which wan cosain this "Biafran Hell Gateman"?
You don sweep 'Gburu-Gburu' compound finish?
"Ikem4eva"! grin
Family / Re: Pregnancy Issue - Please I Need URGENT Advice by Callotti: 11:36am On Dec 22, 2012
Like the Down Syndrome babies are from the 'Doctors' or 'Devil's Prayers'? undecided
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
THESE SO-CALLED CHRISTIANS CAN BE SO ANNOYING ALL THE PHOCKING TIME!

Thank my lucky stars for coming to the WHITE MAN'S LAND!
I did not have any doubt that Trisomy babies are indeed smarter than MOST Africans.
The kinds of things 'Black People' fuss about.
Meanwhile, the so called 'normal' babies are growing up to be kidnappers and ritualists all over Nigeria,
LIKE THEY ARE THE ALPHA AND OMEGA OF LIFE AND DEATH.
Gosh!
Very IRRITATING! angry


Abeg OP. . .if you have the infant and it turns out to be positive for 'Trisomy 21'. . .please take a GUN AND SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!

Simple! kiss
Politics / Re: Nigerian Government Abandons Ribadu Report. by Callotti: 11:18am On Dec 22, 2012
Was anyone expecting GEJ to go against his 'BELOVED' Dieziani? grin

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