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Family / Re: The Most Traumatic Experience You Ever Suffered In Your Life by Callotti: 7:57am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Poor pain management after surgery! 1 Like |
Family / Re: I Must Solve My Problem The African Way by Callotti: 7:54am On Dec 31, 2012 |
You wanted to marry a 'VERY YOUNG WOMAN'. . . . You got your wish. Every heard of 'THE YOUNG AND RESTLESS'? Nothing to do with 'THE AFRICAN WAY'. . . . Marriage comes with MANY challanges. Your ability to overcome them ALL or most of them makes you a WINNER!!! You deserve to be happy. The only problem is that THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEES with relationships or marriages. You need to focus more on your children and stop worrying about your needs or your mother's 'EZI NNE' status in your 'CATHOLIC CHURCH'! Once you have brought children into the world. . .your needs and wants become secondary. Goodluck! If you think having 2 wives will solve YOUR AFRICAN PROBLEM! |
Family / Re: Should Children Be Given Allowance? by Callotti: 7:46am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Anything you do for a child has the potentials of forstering undue indulgence. Instead of focussing on just the allowance. . .teaching about the responsibility that comes with such a priviledge is paromount! |
Family / Re: To All The Ladies That Are Hardworking In This Xmass Period by Callotti: 7:40am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Thanks to the caterers and decorators who helped me put my gig together. I will pay ANY amount than go through the stress of playing 'SUPER WOMAN'! I nor wan 'age' like some old cargos! I don pass the stage wey I go dey stand for kitchen or climb ladder. Any barry wey no like am. . .should feel free to escape through any window, or chimney! |
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 7:37am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Looking for advice? Sorry. . . I ain't gat none! You are an adult. . .it is your life! |
Family / Re: What's The Cause Of High Divorce Rate Among Nigerian Nurses In USA? by Callotti: 7:25am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Because WE ARE EXPENSIVE HOES that make more money AND CAN DELIVER IN CASH AND IN KIND, beautifully CONFIDENT, in demamd by MANY OF THE OPPOSITE SE-X, command respect from the community and are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too intelligent for MOST Nigerian 'country-niggazzz'! Instead of 'em broke azzes to keep up with our paces, they be trying to pull us daaaaaan! But H-Amerikah na woman KAUNTRI. . .say who die? Na im go quench fOrst! Jigabooz. . . try ya luck! The only well adjusted Nigerian Men who have the GUSTO to deal with highly beautiful and assertive NURSES are MALE NURSES THEMSELVES who have come to understand what the 'shakara' is all about. Simply put. . . WE ROCK. . .[size=20pt]because our 'swagger' dey 'dagger' PEEPS![/size] |
Nairaland / General / Re: 9 Reasons Why African Women Remain Single For Life!!! by Callotti: 7:05am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Kai! I wish I had learned all these before I got married! Marrying an African man is like withering away in a 'prison yard'! If I could turn back time. . . Coming to this AMERICA has opened my eyes and 'nyansh' I swia. . . FOR THE BETTER! |
Crime / Re: 3 Women molestation Soldier, Dump Him In The Bush!!! by Callotti: 1:34pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
When will our women become as this! CHOI!!! |
Crime / Re: Woman Detained For Tearing Maid’s Private Part With Razor by Callotti: 1:28pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Hmmmmmmmmmm! The cannibals have come AGAIN!!! |
Politics / Re: Are We To Lose More Governors by Callotti: 1:25pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Are they not human? |
Politics / Re: Why Are Important Northern Christians Targeted For Assasination? by Callotti: 1:24pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Boy! They must really be important!. |
Politics / Re: Reasons Why Our Society Is Underdeveloped by Callotti: 1:21pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Because the brains are under-developed! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Berlusconi's Ex-wife Gets N7.1 Billion A Year Divorce Settlement by Callotti: 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Goooood News! Nothing like a trading in an old spouse for a new one! The ex can also buy a young boy - toy with all that 'settlement' money! |
Family / Re: A Tribute To All Women by Callotti: 1:10pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
If I come back to this world. . . . I wanno be a MAN!!!!! Bored with being a woman! No more POOHSIESS!!! |
Family / Re: Never EVER Talk Bad Of Your Husband To Anyone…learn!!! by Callotti: 1:06pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
'Ow many tains we go read thisu tori? |
Family / Re: Having A Lot Of Children by Callotti: 1:00pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Dat na dem wahala! Not my gaddem bizz! |
Family / Re: Am In Tears Avised Needed by Callotti: 12:58pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
What a difficult. . . . . . . READ! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Can U Marry A Fiancée Who's Cheated On You Just Once? by Callotti: 6:22am On Dec 29, 2012 |
Oh Yesssssssoh! I 'd rather marry a playful dog than A MEAN SNAKE! Besides, I DON'T BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY! Too phocking boring! |
Family / Re: If You Found Out Your Adopted Child Was Stolen? by Callotti: 6:17am On Dec 29, 2012 |
The will of 'God'! Shikena! 'E' or She now has 2 sets of parents! |
Family / Re: Disposable Or Washable Diaper Which Is Better by Callotti: 9:45am On Dec 28, 2012 |
No disposables as a child o. . .I did just fine! Smoooooooooooooth Ikebe all the way! Disposable is the way to go now. . . in a country with NO WATER AND NO LIGHT? Disposable is my final h-answer! More convenient and sanitary! |
Family / Re: Is It Possible To Forgive And Forget? by Callotti: 11:01pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
You can only afford to forgive and forget when you feel like it. Depending on your memory! |
Family / Re: Will You Support Your Sister To Be A Surrogate Mother To A Childless Couple? by Callotti: 10:26pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Her decision! Not ma gaddem bizzzz! |
Family / Re: Are Friendships Really Forever? by Callotti: 10:24pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Nothing lasts forever! |
Family / Re: When You Hate Your Father? by Callotti: 10:20pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
It is s pity you feel this way. Hope you can find peace. |
Nairaland / General / Re: New Year Resolution, How Relevant? by Callotti: 10:11pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Highly irrelevant! |
Family / Re: If Your Spouse Cheated, How Would You Feel? by Callotti: 12:40pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Not ma gaddem bizz! Free world! 1 Like |
Family / Re: What Else Can We Do? by Callotti: 10:53am On Dec 27, 2012 |
He should involve NO ONE till a DNA test has been performed FIRST! Not a family matter until the wife has been briefed! |
Family / Re: How 2-month-old Baby Was Stolen In Market On Christmas EVE by Callotti: 10:37am On Dec 27, 2012 |
The fruit of the womb and blokos madness continues. Desperation is a biatch!!!! TWA!!!! |
Family / Re: How Long Can Couples Cope With The Problem Of Barrenness by Callotti: 7:48am On Dec 27, 2012 |
Next Nairaland Barren and Barrenee seeking 'comfort and joy' in 2013 please! Thread unfollowed! |
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