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Poor pain management after surgery!

You wanted to marry a 'VERY YOUNG WOMAN'. . . .
You got your wish.
Every heard of 'THE YOUNG AND RESTLESS'?

Nothing to do with 'THE AFRICAN WAY'. . . .

Marriage comes with MANY challanges. Your ability to overcome them ALL or most of them makes you a WINNER!!!

You deserve to be happy. The only problem is that THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEES with relationships or marriages.

You need to focus more on your children and stop worrying about your needs or your mother's 'EZI NNE' status in your 'CATHOLIC CHURCH'!

Once you have brought children into the world. . .your needs and wants become secondary.


Goodluck! If you think having 2 wives will solve YOUR AFRICAN PROBLEM!

Anything you do for a child has the potentials of forstering undue indulgence.
Instead of focussing on just the allowance. . .teaching about the responsibility that comes with such a priviledge is paromount!

Thanks to the caterers and decorators who helped me put my gig together.
I will pay ANY amount than go through the stress of playing 'SUPER WOMAN'!
I nor wan 'age' like some old cargos!

I don pass the stage wey I go dey stand for kitchen or climb ladder.

Any barry wey no like am. . .should feel free to escape through any window, or chimney!

Looking for advice?
Sorry. . . I ain't gat none!
You are an adult. . .it is your life!

Because WE ARE EXPENSIVE HOES that make more money AND CAN DELIVER IN CASH AND IN KIND, beautifully CONFIDENT, in demamd by MANY OF THE OPPOSITE SE-X, command respect from the community and are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too intelligent for MOST Nigerian 'country-niggazzz'!
Instead of 'em broke azzes to keep up with our paces, they be trying to pull us daaaaaan!
But H-Amerikah na woman KAUNTRI. . .say who die?
Na im go quench fOrst!
Jigabooz. . . try ya luck!

The only well adjusted Nigerian Men who have the GUSTO to deal with highly beautiful and assertive NURSES are MALE NURSES THEMSELVES who have come to understand what the 'shakara' is all about.

Simply put. . . WE ROCK. . .[size=20pt]because our 'swagger' dey 'dagger' PEEPS![/size]

Kai!
I wish I had learned all these before I got married!
Marrying an African man is like withering away in a 'prison yard'!
If I could turn back time. . .

Coming to this AMERICA has opened my eyes and 'nyansh' I swia. . . FOR THE BETTER!

When will our women become as this!
CHOI!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmm!
The cannibals have come AGAIN!!!

Are they not human?

Boy!
They must really be important!.

Because the brains are under-developed!

Goooood News!
Nothing like a trading in an old spouse for a new one!
The ex can also buy a young boy - toy with all that 'settlement' money!

If I come back to this world. . . . I wanno be a MAN!!!!!
Bored with being a woman!
No more POOHSIESS!!!

'Ow many tains we go read thisu tori?

Dat na dem wahala!
Not my gaddem bizz!

What a difficult. . . . . . .

READ!

Oh Yesssssssoh!
I 'd rather marry a playful dog than A MEAN SNAKE!
Besides, I DON'T BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY!
Too phocking boring!

The will of 'God'!
Shikena!
'E' or She now has 2 sets of parents!

No disposables as a child o. . .I did just fine!
Smoooooooooooooth Ikebe all the way!
Disposable is the way to go now. . . in a country with NO WATER AND NO LIGHT?

Disposable is my final h-answer!
More convenient and sanitary!

You can only afford to forgive and forget when you feel like it.
Depending on your memory!

Her decision!
Not ma gaddem bizzzz!

Nothing lasts forever!

It is s pity you feel this way.
Hope you can find peace.

Highly irrelevant!

Not ma gaddem bizz!
Free world!

He should involve NO ONE till a DNA test has been performed FIRST!


Not a family matter until the wife has been briefed!

The fruit of the womb and blokos madness continues. Desperation is a biatch!!!!

TWA!!!!

Next Nairaland Barren and Barrenee seeking 'comfort and joy' in 2013 please!
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