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Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 6:34am On Dec 22, 2012 |
You nor 'ear say world wanno h-end? If diarris any RAPTURING. . . I wanno see h-it! My h-eyes are not 'closing' till January 1st 2013! |
Politics / Re: Rochas Declares 2-Weeks Christmas Holiday In Imo by Callotti: 5:57am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Nkiru don come back from kidnappers' house? |
Family / Re: Nairalander Could U Enlighten Me On by Callotti: 5:52am On Dec 22, 2012 |
How do you befriend people you NEVER KNEW THIER PARENTS? My AGNOSTIC God forbid! To befriend you. . .(not phock o). . . I MUST HAVE MET YOUR PARENTS IN MY CHILDHOOD! One-night-stands ok! I dunn even 'ave to know your name! Just do ya shyte and gerrout! DELETE THE CRAP AND CLEAR YOUR PROFILE PAGE. . .some of those 'things' are VIRUSES! |
Family / Re: Heart Touching Story- WHOM TO BLAME by Callotti: 5:50am On Dec 22, 2012 |
GOD OF CHRISTIANS! All things are possible! |
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 5:38am On Dec 22, 2012 |
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Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 5:29am On Dec 22, 2012 |
http://allafrica.com/stories/201211100358.html [b]opinion Abiooooooooooooooooooo. . . if you can't get visas to Italy. . . why not sell 'market' in Nigeria? No wonder men have started phocking cows and goats all over Nigeria! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VrFQqYJ5-Y |
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 5:14am On Dec 22, 2012 |
CHRISTIAN PHOCKAHOLICS! Sharia with many wives nor even get all that kind HIV WAHALA! http://allafrica.com/stories/201211100358.html |
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 5:06am On Dec 22, 2012 |
http://www.eagleenstyle.com/2010/12/02/lagos-highest-in-hivaids-prevalence/ [b][size=20pt]Lagos Highest in HIV/AIDS Prevalence[/size] [size=20pt]Comment[/size] [size=20pt] |
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 4:57am On Dec 22, 2012 |
I thought Lagos State had the highest rate? Too many conflicting reports out there. I pity people wey dey find husband and wife for this day and age! Thank you AGNOSTIC father lord! No wonder NIGERIAN men are dyiing from one website to another. . .after 'a brief UNDISCLOSED illness'! Make una do HIV/HEPATITIS/HERPES test before una PHOCK O! Marriage may be tooooooooo late for you! Mu che che che che che che che http://www.livestrong.com/article/26852-top-ten-countries-hiv/ Countries with the worst HIV rates. NIGERIA #3 A Nigerian pehnis gets suffocated in COMDOMS! |
Family / Re: Pregnancy Issue - Please I Need URGENT Advice by Callotti: 4:47am On Dec 22, 2012 |
It takes a special parent to have a special child. THANK OUR LUCKY STARS FOR THE WHITE RACE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE4J_0BNXaU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-d12qDb7Y&NR=1&feature=endscreen |
Family / Re: family matas by Callotti: 4:29am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . You get time o! Nor be Nigerian man? When dem wanno 'waka'. . .dem go begin pick unecessary 'fights' hiarrandia! OLD TRICK! YOU MOVE INTO ANOTHER BEDROOM TOO. . .simple! This is what I call EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL. . . .I don't give into such crrrrrrrrrrrrrap! Na club I see so! Nne. . . opportunity comes but once. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO CLAIM 'NEGLECT' instead of 'THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT'! Get a goooooooooooooooooooooooood lover. . . before he changes his mind! If you are a Christian or Muslim. . . too bad! "Confession of sins" has never been my greatest strength! Chop and clean both mouth and nyansh is my motto! Don't be afraid of your future! Anyone brave enough to get married SHOULD BE SUPER-BRAVE ENOUGH TO CONTEMPLATE DIVORCE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TO THE NEXT ONE. . . Simple! Never let ANYONE mess with your self-esteem! 4 Likes |
Family / Re: How To Handle A Child's Tantrum In Public? by Callotti: 4:25am On Dec 22, 2012 |
^^^^ Developing a SUPER-THICK SKIN is the best way to handle tantrums. Just dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeees comot from im side. . . join the spectators dey look am like cinema. Eim go run come meet you by force when crowd gather and no barry dey by eim side. People go tink say na orphan! Mu he he he he he 6 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's NL. . .Public PM. NO E-MAILS!!! Please, Feel Free Here, by Callotti: 4:11am On Dec 22, 2012 |
ifyalways: Nothing for fans and stalkers In life, just like on Nairaland. . . there is a thin line between friends and foes. . . just like with fans and stalkers. You learn not to trust BOTH. . . by keeping a watchful eye on BOTH as the congregate and associate with thine h-enemies. LEST YOU BE SOLD TO THE LAND OF THE PHARAOHS. . . .or the Philistines! You treat them the same way. . . . .by being the utmost entertainer. . . while you GET OFF ON IT! One thing is certain. . . I play the fool, till I get you where I wanno GET you! Then we shall eventually know who the 'real fool is' when the shyte hits the fan! Ask and ye shall receive. . . . . JUST CALL ME 'LADY GAGA'! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrIz4gPoCH8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03gPOikt64c |
Family / Re: Pregnancy Issue - Please I Need URGENT Advice by Callotti: 10:46pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
It is always a source of concern if any unfavorable news threatens your wellbeing and that of your unborn child. This is a personal matter. . .NO ONE CAN ANSWER FOR YOU. Do all necessary tests, then go from there. Teminating the pregnancy is out of the question. Get with a support group for women with similar concerns. Goodluck. |
Family / Re: How To Handle A Child's Tantrum In Public? by Callotti: 10:29pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Just sit and watch till he or she calms down. I have ALL DAY. When you are a parent. . . you learn to embarass your own child. HE OR SHE IS NOT GOING TO WIN THAT TANTRUM FOR SURE! Na so 'egg' dey take rotten for fridge! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kerry Will Be Nominated For Secretary Of State by Callotti: 10:18pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Good! Hilary Clinton needs some rest. |
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Murdered Ghanaian In UK by Callotti: 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
afam4eva: Thank you! Did I call any tribe's name? |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Jailed In US by Callotti: 9:57pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Hmmmm! Wetin we nor go read for this world. . . ? Martin was caught on videotape in August 2009 throwing her crutches into a car and running in high heels to meet her boyfriend at a public park, where she took part in a sex act that doctors concluded she couldn't have done with an injured ankle, District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said. |
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Rapping His 2 Year Old Nice...... by Callotti: 9:53pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Which tribe please? Lerrus keep track of these 'psycho' tribes with sex-uality issues! SICKO! |
Politics / Re: Anenih Is New NPA Chairman by Callotti: 9:22pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
The 'pa' children dey for NL o! Absent from this thread as usual! Awon 'Nigeria go better'! |
Nairaland / General / Re: If World Ends Today, Who Do You Wish To Meet In After-life? by Callotti: 8:51pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's NL. . .Public PM. NO E-MAILS!!! Please, Feel Free Here, by Callotti: 8:19pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
To that 'special man' who has mad a difference in my life. . . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCR_g9lmT8 |
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