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Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 6:34am On Dec 22, 2012
You nor 'ear say world wanno h-end? If diarris any RAPTURING. . . I wanno see h-it! cool
My h-eyes are not 'closing' till January 1st 2013! kiss
Politics / Re: Rochas Declares 2-Weeks Christmas Holiday In Imo by Callotti: 5:57am On Dec 22, 2012
Nkiru don come back from kidnappers' house? cheesy
Family / Re: Nairalander Could U Enlighten Me On by Callotti: 5:52am On Dec 22, 2012
How do you befriend people you NEVER KNEW THIER PARENTS?
My AGNOSTIC God forbid! kiss
To befriend you. . .(not phock o). . . I MUST HAVE MET YOUR PARENTS IN MY CHILDHOOD! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
One-night-stands ok! kiss I dunn even 'ave to know your name! kiss
Just do ya shyte and gerrout! kiss

DELETE THE CRAP AND CLEAR YOUR PROFILE PAGE. . .some of those 'things' are VIRUSES! kiss
Family / Re: Heart Touching Story- WHOM TO BLAME by Callotti: 5:50am On Dec 22, 2012
GOD OF CHRISTIANS!
All things are possible! kiss
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 5:38am On Dec 22, 2012
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Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 5:29am On Dec 22, 2012
http://allafrica.com/stories/201211100358.html

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Apart from matters of development and politics, Benue State has always been in the news for the wrong reasons .The menace of HIV/AIDS has been on an astronomical increase in this agrarian state, and this has raised a lot of questions. SOLOMON AYADO writes on why the rate of the cankerworm is high.

The Benue State, which is popularly known as the Food Basket of the Nation, is located in the North-Central zone of the country. It is situated along the River Benue and is well known for hospitality and guaranteed security. Unfortunately, the story and menace of the dreaded disease, HIV/AIDS, seems to have taken over the level of hospitality and peace the state is known for, thereby battering its positive image.

[size=20pt]At the moment, prostitution and drunkenness have taken over the state, making it less hospitable and unsafe for people; and this is quite instrumental to the high rate of the dreaded disease.[/size]

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As if in a stiff competition, hotels, local and traditional bars and beer parlours have continued to spring up in Makurdi, the state capital and other major towns.

[size=20pt]LEADERSHIP WEEKEND's investigation reveals that 65 per cent of women in the state, including housewives and students, have joined the illicit trade. About 25 per cent prefer to roam the offices of top government officials to sell their bodies at exorbitant rates.[/size]

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Not a few others also pretend to engage in petty businesses such as hawking recharge cards and clothing materials around designated recreational parks. This act, it was discovered, is meant to attract amorous contacts for onward patronage.
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Abiooooooooooooooooooo. . . if you can't get visas to Italy. . . why not sell 'market' in Nigeria? grin

No wonder men have started phocking cows and goats all over Nigeria! cheesy



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Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 5:14am On Dec 22, 2012
CHRISTIAN PHOCKAHOLICS! grin

Sharia with many wives nor even get all that kind HIV WAHALA!

http://allafrica.com/stories/201211100358.html
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 5:06am On Dec 22, 2012
http://www.eagleenstyle.com/2010/12/02/lagos-highest-in-hivaids-prevalence/

[b][size=20pt]Lagos Highest in HIV/AIDS Prevalence[/size]

Lasted Updated December 2, 2010 10:08 am


[size=20pt]About one million people in Lagos State are living with HIV/AIDS; most of them between 15 and 24 years, and this rate is the highest in Nigeria.[/size]

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This figure was announced on Wednesday by the state’s Commissioner for Health, Jide Idris, while briefing journalists on the occasion of the World AIDS Day. Mr Idris said Lagos has about 12 per cent of the national estimate of People Living With HIV/AIDS (PLWHA), quoting the result of a national survey conducted by the federal government. “The sentinel surveys carried out in Lagos has confirmed a steady, though inconsistent, increase in the number of HIV infected people,” he said. Though the National Agency for the Control of AIDS (NACA) claimed, on its website, that about 2.98 million people are living with the condition in Nigeria, Lagos’ statistics cannot be stated in figures due to divergent population figures.

Mr Idris, however, noted that the state realized the scourge of HIV/AIDS earlier than any other state and even the federal government by establishing the Lagos State AIDS Control Agency. He also explained that Lagos has higher prevalence cases because the government, shying away from any political interference, has intensified awareness and testing campaign. “Between January and October this year, we have tested more than 115,000 people in our health facilities,” he said. “More than 28,000 pregnant women were tested, out of which 1051 tested positive.” Currently, the state has 56 HIV counseling and testing sites, 40 prevention of mother to child transmission sites, 29 adult anti-retro-viral treatment sites, and 22 pediatrics ART sites.



Mr Idris also said the state, apart from increasing testing and treatment sites, has also protected the rights of PLWHA by enacting a law for the Protection of Persons Living With HIV/AIDS, 2007. “Presently, a lot of sensitization is going on throughout the state and this started in 2009,” he said. “There should be no discrimination at workplaces, public places, no travelling restriction and equal rights with people that are not infected.” He also expressed gratitude to developmental partners (UNICEF, Clinton Foundation, CIDA/WHO) and implementing partners (FHI/GHAIN, IHVN, ALCO, and AFRICARE) “who are committed to this cause along with the state government towards improved access to HIV/AIDS services in the state.”
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CHIEF INNOCENT IKPEOHA says:
December 20, 2010 at 10:59 pm
Our folk have to be very careful out there. I can remember during my last visit to Nigeria in November 2010, a lady graduate of banking and finance confessed to me while we were talking that she never had sex with condom since she was born. This is a lady of 31 years. Imagine what kind of deseases she’s carying.

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So let us keep on educating them on the dangers of unprotected sex. This is making me sick to my stomach.
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Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by Callotti: 4:57am On Dec 22, 2012
I thought Lagos State had the highest rate?
Too many conflicting reports out there.
I pity people wey dey find husband and wife for this day and age! cry
Thank you AGNOSTIC father lord! kiss

No wonder NIGERIAN men are dyiing from one website to another. . .after 'a brief UNDISCLOSED illness'!

Make una do HIV/HEPATITIS/HERPES test before una PHOCK O! cheesy
Marriage may be tooooooooo late for you!
Mu che che che che che che che

http://www.livestrong.com/article/26852-top-ten-countries-hiv/

Countries with the worst HIV rates.

NIGERIA #3 cry

A Nigerian pehnis gets suffocated in COMDOMS! grin grin grin
Family / Re: Pregnancy Issue - Please I Need URGENT Advice by Callotti: 4:47am On Dec 22, 2012
It takes a special parent to have a special child. kiss
THANK OUR LUCKY STARS FOR THE WHITE RACE! kiss


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-d12qDb7Y&NR=1&feature=endscreen
Family / Re: family matas by Callotti: 4:29am On Dec 22, 2012
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . You get time o!
Nor be Nigerian man? When dem wanno 'waka'. . .dem go begin pick unecessary 'fights' hiarrandia! OLD TRICK! cheesy
YOU MOVE INTO ANOTHER BEDROOM TOO. . .simple! kiss
This is what I call EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL. . . .I don't give into such crrrrrrrrrrrrrap!
Na club I see so! Nne. . . opportunity comes but once.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO CLAIM 'NEGLECT' instead of 'THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT'! kiss

Get a goooooooooooooooooooooooood lover. . . before he changes his mind! wink

If you are a Christian or Muslim. . . too bad!
"Confession of sins" has never been my greatest strength! grin
Chop and clean both mouth and nyansh is my motto! cool

Don't be afraid of your future!
Anyone brave enough to get married SHOULD BE SUPER-BRAVE ENOUGH TO CONTEMPLATE DIVORCE! kiss
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TO THE NEXT ONE. . . Simple!
Never let ANYONE mess with your self-esteem! kiss

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Family / Re: How To Handle A Child's Tantrum In Public? by Callotti: 4:25am On Dec 22, 2012
^^^^
Developing a SUPER-THICK SKIN is the best way to handle tantrums.
Just dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeees comot from im side. . . join the spectators dey look am like cinema.
Eim go run come meet you by force when crowd gather and no barry dey by eim side. grin
People go tink say na orphan!
Mu he he he he he

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Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's NL. . .Public PM. NO E-MAILS!!! Please, Feel Free Here, by Callotti: 4:11am On Dec 22, 2012
ifyalways: Nothing for fans and stalkers cheesy

In life, just like on Nairaland. . . there is a thin line between friends and foes. . . just like with fans and stalkers. grin
You learn not to trust BOTH. . . by keeping a watchful eye on BOTH as the congregate and associate with thine h-enemies.
LEST YOU BE SOLD TO THE LAND OF THE PHARAOHS. . . .or the Philistines! grin
You treat them the same way. . . . .by being the utmost entertainer. . . while you GET OFF ON IT!

One thing is certain. . . I play the fool, till I get you where I wanno GET you! Then we shall eventually know who the 'real fool is' when the shyte hits the fan! wink

Ask and ye shall receive. . . . . JUST CALL ME 'LADY GAGA'!kiss


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03gPOikt64c
Family / Re: Pregnancy Issue - Please I Need URGENT Advice by Callotti: 10:46pm On Dec 21, 2012
It is always a source of concern if any unfavorable news threatens your wellbeing and that of your unborn child.
This is a personal matter. . .NO ONE CAN ANSWER FOR YOU.
Do all necessary tests, then go from there.
Teminating the pregnancy is out of the question.
Get with a support group for women with similar concerns.
Goodluck. kiss
Family / Re: How To Handle A Child's Tantrum In Public? by Callotti: 10:29pm On Dec 21, 2012
Just sit and watch till he or she calms down. I have ALL DAY. kiss
When you are a parent. . . you learn to embarass your own child. kiss
HE OR SHE IS NOT GOING TO WIN THAT TANTRUM FOR SURE!

Na so 'egg' dey take rotten for fridge!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kerry Will Be Nominated For Secretary Of State by Callotti: 10:18pm On Dec 21, 2012
Good!
Hilary Clinton needs some rest. kiss
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Murdered Ghanaian In UK by Callotti: 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2012
afam4eva:
What a moronic dingbat. When did "Idiabeta" become an Igbo name? You must be a better-1diat.

Thank you!
Did I call any tribe's name? shocked
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Jailed In US by Callotti: 9:57pm On Dec 21, 2012
Hmmmm!
Wetin we nor go read for this world. . . ? cheesy

Martin was caught on videotape in August 2009 throwing her crutches into a car and running in high heels to meet her boyfriend at a public park, where she took part in a sex act that doctors concluded she couldn't have done with an injured ankle, District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Rapping His 2 Year Old Nice...... by Callotti: 9:53pm On Dec 21, 2012
Which tribe please?
Lerrus keep track of these 'psycho' tribes with sex-uality issues! angry
SICKO!
Politics / Re: Anenih Is New NPA Chairman by Callotti: 9:22pm On Dec 21, 2012
The 'pa' children dey for NL o! wink
Absent from this thread as usual! cheesy
Awon 'Nigeria go better'! wink
Nairaland / General / Re: If World Ends Today, Who Do You Wish To Meet In After-life? by Callotti: 8:51pm On Dec 21, 2012
Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's NL. . .Public PM. NO E-MAILS!!! Please, Feel Free Here, by Callotti: 8:19pm On Dec 21, 2012
To that 'special man' who has mad a difference in my life. . . . . kiss


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