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Politics / Re: Nigeria Doesn’t Recognise Kosovo, Says Yar’adua by calyx: 7:47pm On Jul 20, 2009
President Umaru Yar’Adua has assured Serbian President Boris Tadic that Nigeria will not recognise Kosovo as an independent nation.

Did you say president Yar Adua? Oh yes Yar Adua. which other president wld be this internationally literate? or illiterate?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Iam Dying Of Hunger Pls Help by calyx: 4:29pm On Jul 20, 2009
go hang yourself

This isnt nice. in a clime where pple actually commit suicide cos of hunger, this statement could be a propeller

@ post

am sure help could be on the way so hang in there
Politics / Re: Fashola Warns Mend by calyx: 5:55pm On Jul 16, 2009
Go ask those armed robbers terrorising Lagos before now and you'll know if he is capable of doing something or not.

Is it supposed to mean that the robbers are gone? maybe the monies are no longer there
Romance / Re: WOULD A NURSE BE A GOOD HOUSEWIFE? by calyx: 8:41am On Jul 15, 2009
I would disagree here, sorry oh Poster, Police babes would make a very bad housewife  to a non police man,they are at the mercy of thier higher officers,they get bangged at will for promotion etc,I know what Im talking about trust me, I use to go stay with my Uncle during my Uni days whenever we have a break and he lives in apolice barrack,Police women are worse,only God will help them,I think they can only get married to a Police man,
sorry oh,jst my view

I am a witness too
Business / Re: Zain Africa Has Finally Been Sold To Vivendi Of France At $12billion by calyx: 3:22pm On Jul 08, 2009
The FG's rebranding is working afterall
Politics / Re: Yar’adua Leaves For G8 Summit On Wednesday by calyx: 3:19pm On Jul 08, 2009
Congrats, Yar'doam
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigaz! Someone Has To Sack Their Marketing Team by calyx: 2:05pm On Jul 03, 2009
Too bad. The venture is already taking off on the wrong foot angry
Travel / Re: Who Can Provide Me Live Lions? by calyx: 6:15pm On Jul 02, 2009
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pls i need live lions asap,can u kindly tell me were i can hire one for just a day. kindly reach me on 08034729277 and we can discuss. thanks steve

I have one. The problem though is the Lion is looking for who to hire!
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Says Pray Btw 11p.m To 1 A.m by calyx: 3:49pm On Jul 02, 2009
I ignored it because I know that no matter what we do, people will always die in Nigeria, and they are some people's dear ones.
Take the last 24 hours for instance, in Nigeria, thousands of children would have died from various illnesses, scores of women would have died from pregnancy-related causes, tens of young people would have been lost to road traffic accidents, several others to the conflict in the Niger Delta and hundreds more to other common causes of death like stroke, sickle cell disease, HIV/AIDS, heart failure, tuberculosis etc. And no matter what we do, some of them will be close to some people, including us. It is an equilibrium and nature needs it to ensure balance.
Now imagine a scenario where God decides to answer all the prayers being offered to prevent the death of loved ones, then will people  start living up to 300 years and we won't record deaths worldwide again? How will the world cope with the exploding population? Ladies and gentlemen, death is inevitable.

Last shot: Life expectancy in Nigeria is about 45 years, so don't worry yourself. Those you know, and you, and even Adeboye himself will die sooner or later anyway.
Will someone tell me what is peculiar about 11 pm to 1 am? Is that the exact period when the angel of death strikes?



Very thoughtful
Politics / Re: Honourable S M Eyiboh For President by calyx: 5:33pm On Jun 30, 2009
The guy talks like OBAMA
He laughs
Politics / Re: Anambra Governorship Tussle: Andy Uba Heads To The Court Yet Again! by calyx: 5:27pm On Jun 30, 2009
dont you guys get it? The guy's afraid of facing the electorate in a proper election. Now it has dawned on the man hes a total electoral failureeven with his Iwu
Politics / Re: Fraudsters Clone Gov's Phone by calyx: 11:08pm On May 22, 2009
This governor sef! na so so clone clone!the last time it was him and okija, this time its cloning his phone. Me i no go surprise if person clone im prick one day post am for Nairaland tongue
Career / Re: Global Meltdown: I Have Just Been Sacked by calyx: 9:39am On Apr 01, 2009
Take it easy my dear. God dey

Just keep trying
NYSC / Re: Help Please! Advice For Expatriate Going For Nysc by calyx: 8:17am On Mar 26, 2009
did i just read expatriatre?omg!
Politics / Re: Dora Nkem Akunyili (OFR) As The New Information Minister by calyx: 7:10pm On Dec 19, 2008
This is really sad for a govt that is constantly preaching a million and one agendas for effective deelopment of the country.

However it may, i am not a proponent of Akunyili resigning immediately, nope! Resign, Yes! but not as if its in bad taste, and then let the gladiators plotting your downfall laugh.

She should all the same remember to leave before the lies start coming lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mobil Scholarship Test by calyx: 4:49pm On Aug 07, 2008
who in the house has this information. I am only seeing sunday here. Did someone else get saturday 9th and whats your time.

Pls reply
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Way Nlng? by calyx: 6:29pm On Jul 04, 2008
Well, whether or not Princess Ugonna says No (which I suppose she will anyway ) I think that tale by Kuwena is just too good for just this thread. I laughed my ribs out cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Answers Please by calyx: 3:21pm On Jun 30, 2008
Question 1

You most probably have qualifications that are almost equal to other interviewees at this stage with respect to what the interviewers are looking for.

Now the interviewers are only interested in those other extra qualities which differentiate you from the next person. It would be expected that everyone of the interviewees at this stage must have this extra but it now depends on who has a stronger extra quality wrt the next person.

The best way to approach this is to make reference to a big challenge you have had to surpass sometime in your adult life. It could be in university days or in the course of previous duties, depending on level of job sought (entry or experience).

This challenge referenced here must be strong enough to score you good points because it may just be the gap btw you and the job.


Question 2

Just tell the interviwers anything you can remember about yourself (interesting ones oooooo). From school days to work days and everyotherthing interesting about you could be mentioned here.

Goodluck
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Way Nlng? by calyx: 7:09pm On Jun 27, 2008
@ Jisidaisy

This is not meant to slight you in anyway but me think I will enjoy your posts more if you stop shouting! Please learn to use the caps lock.

@ Kuwena

Hope ur back to stay!

@ All

Have a fun-filled weekend smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Way Nlng? by calyx: 2:14pm On Jun 20, 2008
posting on this thread the first time but really one thread i would forget on Nairaland in no hurry cry
Career / Re: Graduates in the UK by calyx: 6:59pm On Mar 28, 2008
@ somebody

please what of the website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by calyx: 7:12pm On Mar 05, 2008
I do not think this guy felt anything less than performing a romantic activity as the time t at which same proposal was made. He may even would have started thinking he had over romantized the proposal when the babe got fussy.

Abi is there a way you expect an okada man and an oxford graduate to have the same notions about the best way to propose to a lady.

What ever girl is concerned should better be guided ooooooooooo
Food / Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by calyx: 1:50pm On Feb 21, 2008
@ Rhea

Thank you doctor.
Education / Re: "Next tomorrow" Vs "Day after tomorrow" by calyx: 3:40pm On Jan 15, 2008
both of them are wrong. why not try, in the next two days,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got 400,000naira Job Per Month In Shell by calyx: 7:07pm On Jan 09, 2008
how much i like this dream

Congratulations dude! I just do not envy you
Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Free IT Certification Dumps by calyx: 1:36pm On Jan 03, 2008
please help me send CCENT.CCNA&NP dumps any other IT material i can get will be appreciated. pls send to

calyxmezie@yahoo.com

Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by calyx: 2:36pm On Dec 22, 2007
@ bokus

i dikwaready
Properties / Re: Accommodation Problem by calyx: 7:18pm On Nov 30, 2007
Really sorry but the issue clearly is this; even if if I advise you to take a loan, where will you get the loan from? I mean which of the banks? how? jazz??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by calyx: 7:20pm On Nov 23, 2007
Ihu Lovely pics coolGuys, this is ihu
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by calyx: 7:28pm On Nov 22, 2007
ihuoma whats up? na chiemezie be this(polymer 2004).long time sister! wetin dey happen? where you dey?where everybody dey; Uche ekwueme, sammy ijei,the two chichis,isreal,chika,etc. its good finding great futoites here.

I dey lagos oooohhh, inside this bank business eeehh na only God oooohhhhhh.

Great Futoites + Afam I dey hail

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