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We’ll probably spend it having loads of fun and thanking God how blessed we are

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lyndaway:
How many and what are their names ?

Yoruba people and I too know..

See one ola confidently breathing hot..

Oga tell us how many and name them.. British in North Korea prison and their offenses

Careless

Not a fan of Kanu .. but how people come online to write trash make one wonder ?

Do you know what’s called international relations and international diplomacy

Una too know... but all Na ignorance


Enlighten Nairaland let’s learn .. how North Korea inprisoned British citizens

Na learn we the learn

He’s right though. Britain can’t do shit or they’d have done it for this their decorated army officer unjustly detained. See below

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StubbornGENIUS:
Lol
As in eh

She looks like a man though

Vireani79:
tech pussy u mean...damn dats wanking
we just love the smell of the female body.....and to know that we can get the gal we want off a shelve

And it’s worth the danger to your family and reputation?
You already got your wife and all the female smell and attention u can handle, u only need a warm hole of your preference (which BTW olosho can’t guartantee)

Vireani79:
now u are sounding weird

U r renting a sex doll. Why rent it??
(Olosho = sex doll, but with complications and attitude)

Vireani79:
Why will u want to mix humanity to a this
Only if the lady is a bitch by circumstances that's when humanity comes in

Well, without humanity u r only renting a body. Why rent one when u have enough money to have one custom built for you?

LebenNG:
love this pun dear

Actually it is: “Know Jesus, know peace; no Jesus, no peace”

Vireani79:
We already have our woman
These ladies of the evening are for entertainment
When u roll with the rich u will understand what pleasure is

That’s the point - technology can supply whatever physical attribute your woman is missing; as u obviously don’t have the woman of your spec. Also, entertainment at what danger to yourself. Remember, some of these girls can smell money no matter how u try to camouflage it.

Vireani79:
The issue was ...once u begin to climb up the ladder u don't allow these gals know u are rich...u can have two rooms ...one in a 5 star hotel ....another u use Uber to a 3 star..
Dress plain
Nothing to show u have money
Pay cash
U are good
Once they see u came with a nice ride
A good hotel
Omo u are prey
Either the wound u or they plan on how to milk the cherry

Number one rule on the streets is always cover ur tracks while u creep

But this becomes purely a business transaction. No humanity involved. Isn’t better to use that money and build a woman to your desired specifications. Technology can now do that - and it’s still the same cum, except, no drama!

Vireani79:
Oga if u are on the move
U don't need drama
Nigga just want to cum
Forget the chase and all that bullshit
We have no time

Well, this guy obviously had drama - he got killed! Aren’t there high tech ways to very satisfactorily cum without chance of any drama whatsoever?

michaelpop50:
Your ignorance is making me laugh. No need to enlighten you. It's a top secret. Bye bye

Like I said, people stop thinking once Jazz is mentioned. You’d see an adult suddenly stop reasoning.

I made a LOGICAL observation. Reply it with a logical answer. Why don’t I see any of these super rich under any girl’s love juju, instead they use them and throw them away. Only poor guys like you. I mean, Dangote is single!

Vireani79:
Oga I don run many times
When u carry babe she no let u touch breasts
She dey tight leg
Ur preek just dey fall cos no vibes
In the morning u go japa as the fool dey sleep
Dey enjoy AC wey her papa no get
Leave his wife and luck
He is one of the elites son of nigeria
No woman will leave his house and leave the things his surname can bring

Bolded is true. And it’s a problem. Makes it hard to dislodge a girl and her “juju”

michaelpop50:
Get a life bro. Wetin dey worry you?

I actually have a very good life. I was giving you ideas what to put in your olosho thread

michaelpop50:
She didn't jazz you. As a matter of fact, pray make them nor jazz you. You fit collapse if you call her and she nor pick.

No, she thought she jazzed me. Even told me of other people she “jazzed”.
But why is it people stop thinking once Jazz is mentioned? THINK: all these millionaires and billionaires all over the place, why hasn’t some girl jazzed them?? How come babalawos’ daughters don’t marry millionaires?? It’s always some poor unfortunate fellow

Vireani79:
For me codedruns is the best
U can also try tinder
But that one takes time
As u need to first pair before u can be able to chat up
But codedruns is straight to the point as long as u get money ready

Noted. Thanks. But I don’t know how u guys enjoy paid-for pussy. For me the chase is part of the fun. Her initial resistance, then she succumbs, then she becomes the one chasing and me trying to limit interaction with her

michaelpop50:
Person when use jazz for you nor go tell you na. She go just sit back and watch you malfunction back to back. That babe was only trying to scare you. You never see life and you are still in your early 20s.

Not true. She told me after the fact. She thought she had me with jazz not knowing it was my free will. She only bragged when she saw the end was near despite all she did

Vireani79:
Wait fess
Thread on olosho ke
What do u want to know

Like what other sites are there and how do they work and what are people’s experiences

michaelpop50:
You have written and made it known that you are new to this olosho thing. We when done carry olosho all our lives dey advice you, flee from olosho. They are diabolic and deadly. Them dey poison person oh.

Olosho when i carry back in 2017 from 'the place' in Lekki phrase 1, done cook for me with juju. I love up scatter.

If nor be say i be fetish guy, I for dey her grip for long. I untied myself within a month of suffering from her deadly spell.

Don't allow any girl to cook for you.

See as i take dodge the babe below:

Na lie. One girl told me to my face she be strong fetish, say she don use her cooking and my sperm and my picture tie me to her. I dumped her ass and never even missed her

xscoffy:
Damn nigga.

Who cares!

sapphiere Is good. She knows how to get you guys’ goat

xscoffy:
I was waiting to read ur sh!t before I close the thread n funny enough, u didn't disappoint as usual.

I just got active few weeks ago n read alot about u and still wonder the man that ruined ur life to this extent of bitterness. Get well soon sapphiere babe

She just baited you and you fell for it

Vireani79:
Those lekki oloshos are not nice at all
Once they smell money they can arrange u
Many are on codedruns.com
Clean looking yummy gals
They range from 30k a night to $200 a night

They share apartments in lekki and hustle from their homes

U have to be alert to be with them
Notice they arrested the rental of the place
Cos it's not possible to leave the room for days without checking up on the client

Once my guy carry one
The gal took him to a hotel
He paid with his card
He ran away in the morning and didn't pay her
Babe got his details cos they know the people in the place
And found him on Facebook
Traced his wife

Na me help am with better lie wey make him wife leave the case
Cos she really believe the olosho
Even though my friend did it
We scatter am

Bros I dey look u one kain. You know too much about this subject . But seriously, u ought open a thread about it.

Never knew this below exists. They even show their faces

Vireani79:
That na america
This one na codedruns gals abeg
Na lekki olosho wey him carry
They should stop saying na side chic

Valid point. Still Dangote was lucky she only posted his butt to the world

Dangote was lucky this didn’t happen to him

Wawu

Because there was no pandemic. It was an epidemic because it never reached tropical Africa substantially. Why get a vaccine you don’t need??

Have you ever wondered who was there during creation and heard God say this and quickly wrote down His exact words? Just asking

And you are just now hearing this old news

MAYOWAAK:
Fake! Concocted just to go viral with the help of some stand-by actors. Search the internet and see other similar cases. The similar patterns are glaring. The people stuck are always anonymous. Nobody ever knows them from Adam. That is why nobody can ever vouch a similar thing happened to someone they know. Always, the videos are extremely short that you cannot make out what happened and how it ended. Also, the stuck couples are always wrapped. Let them at least remove the wrapper and show us how the dick got stuck.
The vagina is too is made up of human flesh and even softer than average flesh. For a penis to be stuck, it must be as rigid as a wood, the vagina must clamp it like a carpenter's clamp and then the penis' and vagina's skin must be glued together like you have superglue. No such conditions can happen naturally. Also imagine how a panicked man's penis will not become flaccid within a second of realizing he is stuck.
In case you want to know how impossible this is, stick one finger into your mouth, try to clamp it with your lips (not your teeth). Use the maximum force possible and then try to pull out that finger. You will see that your lips can never have the strength to clamp your finger, and the finger slips out very easily. A woman's vagina is a labia (pair of lips) and a man's penis can never be as rigid as a finger.
However, know that the myth of "magun" is age long and was concocted to keep people fateful to their spouses. It is part of our traditional religion, and to be frank, the fear of it works.

You are actually totally wrong. It happens but it is not juju. See story below. Everything in Africa s juju. We never look for scientific explanation