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SportsRe: Lionel Messi Named 2019 FIFA The Best Men's Player by Canberra55: 9:33pm On Sep 23, 2019
Virus99:
Messi
5 ballon Dor
2 UEFA Poty
1 FIFA best

Ronaldo
5 ballon Dor
3 UEFA Poty
2 FIFA best

Messi still has catching up to w...

Anyways congrats to our noisy neighbors.
From a fanatic Madrid fan cool
I'm sure you just heard United fans calling City fans "noisy neighbours " and you just assume you can use the words the way you love. But fuu##k NO bro!! U r so so NOT on point. Madrid and Barcelona are in no way neighbours. They are a billion "centuries" far away from each other unlike the English clubs that share the same city. Thank me later bro.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And His Son, Zion Balogun, In Adorable New Photo by Canberra55: 3:08pm On Sep 20, 2019
Joshmodest:
The love wizkid has for this boy , is the reason his baby mama's labelled him a dead beat dad , it's clear the relationship with their mothers , is affecting the relationship with his sons , which isn't the best !
I am not a fan of Davido's music , and I will pick wizkid 10000 times over him , but on the issue of handling his baby mama's and thier kids , Davido scored a bull's eye , the hatred he has for Sophia didn't affect his relationship with imade , he loves all his kids equally which is the most important thing , even more important than the music !
I hope Wizkid doesn't regret his actions in future !
How much do you get paid annually for poking your nose where it doesn't belong? WTF??!!
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 8 Yahoo-Yahoo Boys In Abuja (Photos) by Canberra55: 6:12pm On Sep 12, 2019
That guy for fourth picture never even collect one slap and done dey wear red and green slippers.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55: 4:02pm On May 21, 2019
HARDDON:
Herein lies the vilest of all ills a man can inflict on himself
Herein lies the undoing of royal balls.
Herein lies the baby in Boys, the boys in Men.

The need to bribe, to short-circuit, to con. Forgetting that SHE ate the apple first...
Haddon baba, I'd love to be added to o the what's app group if it's still available . I also wanna get subscribed to your blog. What way to go?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55: 9:25am On Mar 26, 2019
Your neck looks so so special. Is this its normal length or it just naturally grows this long during exams?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55: 9:43pm On Mar 25, 2019
okwypascal:
Boss boss, after u na u o
Help alert, I still av this approaching problem but after she is gone I start reoccuring what I should av said. But am good with my oldchicks in the same dept or fac. But the one on the road, bank, eatery that's my p
lol. more like going into an exam hall and forgetting everything you've been cramming all thru the semester only for you to submit answer script and u suddenly remember everything again...
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55: 5:51pm On Mar 24, 2019
HARDDON:
First woo urself with the pages of this thread.
After that, ask that question again
hahahahahahajaaa #DonSavage
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55:
LifegoesonE:
HARDDON

How do you answer this question....


When a girl tell you, have forgotten me abi.
Me? Forget you? Sorry jare. I didn't plan to forget you ...but wait oo I'm suspecting it's the love potion that one of my wives /gf MAY have put in my food that's actually been affecting my brain. But believe me, I'm not sure which one exactly amongst them...hmmm that babalawo must be an expert.

PROF Haddon a. k. a #HardMoffuccinDon (HMD) a. k. a #SugarCoatedTongue (SCT) a. k. a # (kok) king of kkkkkkkk.... (I done catch you... I no-go tell u that one) a. k. a. #Silver-TonguedBlackDemonicDevil....(STBDD) (forget am oo na me dash u the second D) a. k. a. #DonMoenOfWomenMusic a. k. a #DonGbam a. k. a #DonCorleoneDonSkillachi###


Baba how u c my view for that boring jamb past question?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55: 9:16am On Mar 21, 2019
OKAY everyone there's this song by 50 cent I would love every real niggar to download and listen. the title is BOOMERANG. Google the lyrics too if needed. The message he has in that song is a real reflection of pretty much what @HardMoffuccingDon has been teaching us which is the act of SENDING LESS... the girls will always come back ...
Harrdon baba I just dey see ur pics ooo. Man , ur nose big ooo. Hope say u never finish all the oxygen for your area before all those girls go start to dey faint. lol.


Harrdon Boss I throway salute.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55:
Hey Harddon. It might seem cliché what I'm bout to say but trust me bro after reading through these pages , I have to confess that you've done a lot for your Nairaland friends ( many of us too stingy to even subscribe to your blog or even send recharge card). I look at how many pages , the time and effort you've invested into transforming a lotta domestic cats into the lions they were made to rule like ( on a neutral platform where you earn little or zero income.... Unless am wrong) people you don't even know and I can't think of a better person to describe the word ALTRUISM with. Trust me baba if na me ehn, with the way I love money so, I no-go even reach page 50 before I start to advertise my personal blog but man you done make me change my mentality about life.

Baba from the bottom of my #HARDDONmind #NotHeart I say nagode. To see that you even still dey stroll come here once in a while to shek ur selfish, unsubscribed children like me is beyond imagination. God bless you real big boss.

I get you for mind. One day na one day. I go hala you but meanwhile how I go take enter that whatsapp group and to subscribe to your blog?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55: 1:46pm On Mar 19, 2019
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SportsRe: Top 10 Highest-paid Players Yet To Play This Premier League 2018/19 Season by Canberra55: 1:42pm On Feb 20, 2019
Why should everything be given to you? When you
gonna start making your own cash?
senatepresido:
if each of them can be giving me 5% of their weekly salary, I will not even be atikulating or minding next level....


cool cash for sitting on a soft chair and watch matches....
CelebritiesRe: Akpororo Reacts To INEC Postponement Of Elections (Photos) by Canberra55: 4:29pm On Feb 16, 2019
This guy and Vinicius for Real Madrid , I no even know who fine pass.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji And Her Son, Jayce Jeremi Wow In New Pictures by Canberra55: 5:43pm On Dec 15, 2018
bknight:
All these are making her [/b]trend[b] the more & generating more money for her

Boycotting her blog & news about her is the only way for those who do not like her to make good on their beef for her undecided
SportsRe: Ricky Saponara Backside Exposed As Fan Pulls Down His Underwear After Goal by Canberra55: 2:45pm On Dec 10, 2018
Na this stupid guy 96th minute goal cut my ticket on Saturday ooo. Thunder fire� that e oyinbo nyansh.
CrimeRe: Man Breaks Wife's Head After She Caught Him Cheating (Photos) by Canberra55: 9:00pm On Dec 04, 2018
[we're you expecting 100 likes two minutes after your superstory? Well, you have two like now. Thank me later. Good night. quote author=BlackPantherxXx post=73555156] angry

1. They pay exorbitant bride price(s)

2. The men then beat the shiit out of the wives over trivial issues

3. The women are extraordinarily cruel to their househelps...even those related to them.


They chest-beat yet, they run at the very first gunshot in battle. He never could have raised his voice against his fellow man

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CelebritiesRe: Dencia: Average Nigerians Can’t Afford My Cream by Canberra55: 12:00pm On Nov 27, 2018
This okpo wey pogba done fire � her yansh one million times.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55: 10:18pm On Nov 14, 2018
I never reach half of all these 200 and something pages but for inside my mind I dey plan d way I go take attack this harrdon niggardly for dream if e nor ready to use all these knowledge make cool cash online or thru written books or whatever. Niggar's good total understanding of the game, especially in relation to Nigerian girls... H-Boss where you at bro? U gotta make loads of money man...
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Reveals Her Son Looks Like Her Husband by Canberra55: 7:34am On Oct 18, 2018
Sannisege:
Daughter of a great and honest man. Your father will occupy Aso rock till 2023
where your own papa go occupy till 2023?
RomanceRe: Lady Poses As Her Fiancé Checks Out Her Backside In Pre-Wedding Photos by Canberra55: 8:12pm On Oct 04, 2018
Oyinbo pole start prewedding pics; Nigerians turn am to occupation. Hmmm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by Canberra55: 6:27pm On Oct 04, 2018
Past questions everywhere. Please people, have they started calling for the exams or another form of screeninghuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FRSC 2018 Recruitment Invitation For Screening by Canberra55: 10:49pm On Sep 20, 2018
R they sending the mails in batches? Still hoping though... #Abia
Car TalkRe: See The 2019 Lincoln Nautilus Configurator Valued At 14.3million Naira by Canberra55: 12:18pm On Jun 27, 2018
buygala:
Lincoln Navigator

Lincoln Configurator

Then the 2020 model will be Lincoln Ejaculator smiley

From Navigating to the Puna and then Configuring it..... And then Ejaculating inside..... Lincoln has you back all the way cool


Also Watch out for the all new Lincoln Impregnator having the following features:


Bombardier Jet twin engines with 100% noise cancellation

Driverless cruise control capability of up to 2000 kilometres

Moan and scratch-proof interior by Gianfranco Ferre

Auto retractable orthopaedic mattress

24-hour Condom Dispenser with iris scanner

AC complete with Postinor-air Dispense option

Pant retriever and 15-litre spermm accumulator ...

Limited edition smiley


Lincoln.... Live your Life smiley
okaybsobi decided to give you a like so you don't start to think you're irrelevant... #GetTheStrap
Car TalkRe: See The 2019 Lincoln Nautilus Configurator Valued At 14.3million Naira by Canberra55: 12:18pm On Jun 27, 2018
buygala:
Lincoln Navigator

Lincoln Configurator

Then the 2020 model will be Lincoln Ejaculator smiley

From Navigating to the Puna and then Configuring it..... And then Ejaculating inside..... Lincoln has you back all the way cool


Also Watch out for the all new Lincoln Impregnator having the following features:


Bombardier Jet twin engines with 100% noise cancellation

Driverless cruise control capability of up to 2000 kilometres

Moan and scratch-proof interior by Gianfranco Ferre

Auto retractable orthopaedic mattress

24-hour Condom Dispenser with iris scanner

AC complete with Postinor-air Dispense option

Pant retriever and 15-litre spermm accumulator ...

Limited edition smiley


Lincoln.... Live your Life smiley
okaybsobi decided to give you a like so you don't start to think you're irrelevant... #GwtTheStrap
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Canberra55:
Hard "mofucking" Don!!! Had to jump from page 8 all the way here. Shitt! The numb of pages I still gotta cover though. Seeing that these sense pills still runs into more than 140 when am only still at around 15 gives me palpitations but hey man i must confess that I never imagined I'd still be seeing you commenting at page 192....brother, you're doing an outrageously awesome job for nigerian niggaz that you're neither family with or close Friends with and no matter how many thanks I type on here, It'll still be nothing close to proportional . Kai baba , na youbbe the real definition of #brotherskeeper!!! Wtf!!! Look how many lives you done touched man ....and still touching .!!! Now you got me thinking and feeling like my scrotum is bigger cos of this #extra-ball sensation I'm having. #epon...#amu...hahahaaaaa....Hey bro am expressing gratitude now, but when its all said and done and I done had more balls than my trouser can accommodate when am done reading all the cool AF pages, you'd better be ready to go to the Penn....


Kai baba, me I know say your phone number done turn hotcake and you're screening calls and all that, and giving niggars your "other" line and friend zoning them wannabe greats to emails and stuff, baba me I must get your number ooooooooo.........WhatsApp is not a bad idea ooooooooo.....but it don't gotta be today,,,,but surely immawwanna azk....and I'll save it with J Hard' ************* lol!!!! Baba walahi I appreciate your existence ....... And finally you know what, along side you, Larry King, 50cent, Tyler The Creator, Serena Williams would have been just the other people, that meeting in the flesh would have been a dream come true!!!!! Canberra55 .......always remember that name ..... .
CelebritiesRe: Olayode Juliana Celebrates Her Birthday Today With Beautiful Pictures by Canberra55: 12:26pm On Jun 07, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This ugly virgin-wannabe.
this vampire is back
RomanceRe: Guy Left His Date Stranded, After She Ordered For What She Couldn't Pay For by Canberra55: 5:09am On May 09, 2018
sexdoll:
This is not a question of being a gentleman or not.

Everyone can be a gentleman, or rather, everyone can pretend to be a gentleman, but it is only to some an extent.

You don't need to push me to that extent where my 'gentlemanliness' limit is exceeded because you can never tell what I might become after that.

Some years back, distinguished lawmakers were seen live on national TV jumping fences.
.
These are same set of people you accord the highest respect by referring to them as Honorable.

Now you tell me, what is honorable in climbing over fences?
DAMN!!!! LIKE KENDRICK LAMAR'S DAMNNNN!!!! album. Bros you dey vex ooo. If both of u na na rappers, you done murder this other fakeazz #UncleGentleman!!!
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Chilling With His Lover, Ibiere Agwu by Canberra55: 10:27pm On Feb 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I can't believe that it's the same Ibiere who made heads turn back then in Garrison that now looks like a nightmare.

Sharing a bed with such an ugly woman must have been the cause of Julius Agwu's brain tumour.

His brain was apparently overlaboured trying to figure out what his physical attraction to her was?
you don't get as much likes as you once used to. What happened?
FamilyRe: Couple Welcome Twins After 11 Years Of Marriage And 22 Years Of Friendship. PICS by Canberra55: 9:36pm On Dec 24, 2017
MrHistorian:
Who else noticed many nairalanders now deliberately make stupid comments in a bid to out-do NwaAmaikpe?
hahaaaaa...brother you just nailed it right there. NwaAmaikpe is a freak of a big dick this guy dont wanna ride on. #SayNoToNwaAmaikpeSyndrome!
CareerRe: Another Nigerian Military Officer Distinguished Himself In Australia by Canberra55: 7:12am On Dec 14, 2017
purem:
check the name very well shocked

The totality of his identity is afonjanity wink

We are on the lead grin

Here u go ipobians tongue
10 minutes on , you still don't have any likes ....just one reply from me to make u not feel totally irrelevant.
RomanceRe: Ladies Which Size Are You? And Guys Which Size Do You Prefer? by Canberra55: 1:08am On Dec 13, 2017
Danfuster:
Preferably... B but I can do A and C. I tend to feel like A's will break when I handle them but I know that's not gonna happen, they can bend for Africa... You start to wonder if na she invent Kamasutra lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Scenic Pictures Of ABU Zaria Dam by Canberra55: 1:59pm On Dec 06, 2017
Damn. This NASU strike is beginning to tie wrapper plus aso oke . next week will tell.

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