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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CandidSeeker(m): 11:55am On Jul 01, 2019
prodriver1:

It all depends, 5am/6:30am. I close around 10pm/11pm... am a full time driver

Thank you sir.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CandidSeeker(m): 12:30am On Jul 01, 2019
prodriver1:
Quick analysis.
I made 93k net last week, 91k on app and 2k offline.
Fuel used is 20k(high because car has a bad catalytic converter)
Toll is about 3k. 93k minus 20k minus 3k Equals 70K.
With 70k left I can conveniently pay 30k/35k rentals and still have 35k/40k for myself.
A driver that earns 35k/40k weekly isnt bad. Note that I only worked for 5 days. I would have made more if I work on tuesday and sunday...
Let's encourage ourselves and stop complaining

When do you resume and close sir?
Politics / Re: Tinubu In A Godfatherism Pose Making A Phone Call by CandidSeeker(m): 11:50pm On Jun 18, 2019
sarrki:
Akanbi sabi pepper dem

Everything that has a beginning has an end...

Interestingly, The End Is Near...
Politics / Re: Inside The 'Abandoned' Stadium Named After Abiola - The Cable by CandidSeeker(m): 10:08pm On Jun 15, 2019
Shame on the sports minister.
Crime / Re: OSPAC Clamped Down On Kidnappers In Rivers State(photos) by CandidSeeker(m): 11:27am On Jun 07, 2019
walteriyke:
Kill those heartless fools

Don't believe everything you see online.

Some of those young men maybe innocent.

-Peace.

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Religion / Re: Rick Warren Partnering With Mosques To Teach That God And Allah Are The Same by CandidSeeker(m): 9:10pm On Jun 03, 2019
It's part of their 'one world' agenda.
Sports / Re: This Is The Man That Beats Anthony Joshua by CandidSeeker(m): 7:48am On Jun 03, 2019
OgogoroFreak:
He punched Anthony Joshua into Oblivion undecided embarassed shocked

Is this a joke or something?

If only you people feel the power behind those punches.

Only Joshua knew what him.
Religion / Re: Living Water by CandidSeeker(m): 9:14am On May 28, 2019
sonmvayina:
Living water is euphemism for sperm... Take it or leave it..


John 4:10, 13-14 KJV
Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.

Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again:

But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

--Peace.
Religion / Re: Living Water by CandidSeeker(m): 6:14pm On May 23, 2019
sonmvayina:
Living water is euphemism for sperm... Take it or leave it..

shocked shocked shocked
Religion / Re: Biblically, Should Women Preach Or Pastor Inside The Church? by CandidSeeker(m): 5:57pm On Apr 21, 2019
famouscargo4u:


I know this text like the back of my hand. You should read the text Gal. 3 from verse 20 for you to understand better. Before that moment, their were slaves who had been converted along their masters. There was still Jewel and Greeks dichotomy . The Jews claims to be the custodian of the Law qnd superior to the Grecian Christians. Hence, there was need to point it out them that they are all children of God in Christ Jesus and are same with no superior, hope you get this clearer now?

Religion / Re: Biblically, Should Women Preach Or Pastor Inside The Church? by CandidSeeker(m): 3:48pm On Apr 21, 2019
CandidSeeker:


Read The Text Below Slowly For Better Comprehension.

Galatians 3:27-29 KJV
For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

-Peace.


famouscargo4u
Religion / Re: Biblically, Should Women Preach Or Pastor Inside The Church? by CandidSeeker(m): 3:45pm On Apr 21, 2019
[quote author=famouscargo4u post=77729670][/quote]

Read The Text Below Slowly For Better Comprehension.

Galatians 3:27-29 KJV
For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

-Peace.
Religion / Re: Biblically, Should Women Preach Or Pastor Inside The Church? by CandidSeeker(m): 9:57am On Apr 21, 2019
Judges 4:4-5 KJV
And Deborah, a prophetess, the wife of Lapidoth, she judged Israel at that time.

And she dwelt under the palm tree of Deborah between Ramah and Beth-el in mount Ephraim: and the children of Israel came up to her for judgment.


Galatians 3:27-28 KJV
For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

-Peace.

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Religion / Re: AI (alien Intelligence) And The Question Of God - How Atheist & Theist Are Right by CandidSeeker(m): 5:17pm On Apr 11, 2019
CosmoDroid:


It is not your responsibility to regulate how I or any other spirit should reason, or what anyone should believe. I think it is very unfair to force anyone to go to 'heaven' when there are other choices better than that offer. I believe you should focus on your priorities and what works for you and allow others to work on what works for them.

Respect the decision of others and keep your books to yourself. No one advertises to the world their source of success. Jesus was not a Christian and will never be. He was a Jew and died even as King of the Jews. Jesus never heard of the word Christianity. I have no business with Mr. Mathew who wrote the book you quoted, I do not think he knows me.


Peace.

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Religion / Re: AI (alien Intelligence) And The Question Of God - How Atheist & Theist Are Right by CandidSeeker(m): 2:30pm On Apr 11, 2019
CosmoDroid:


You didnt author the book, I see no reason it should be a bother.

To be candid, I've learnt some things from you; but I've learnt so much from 'that book'...

Matthew 12:30
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
Religion / Re: AI (alien Intelligence) And The Question Of God - How Atheist & Theist Are Right by CandidSeeker(m): 12:50am On Apr 11, 2019
CosmoDroid:


Beautiful quote from a relic novel written for the cognitively stagnated ancestors.

You should be proud of yourself for your love for the ancient history of relics.



What do you stand to gain from discrediting the source of the 'beautiful quote'.

Your lack of humility puts a question mark on the pedestal you claim to be operating from....
Religion / Re: AI (alien Intelligence) And The Question Of God - How Atheist & Theist Are Right by CandidSeeker(m): 11:28pm On Apr 10, 2019
CosmoDroid:


Money is interplanetary tender. There is a trade brokerage and exchange between our planet and other planets, but the masses are kept in the dark of the trillion dollars transactions happening daily through the Dark Fleet and Secret Space Programs which handles the interplanetary trades.

If you want to have knowledge of Life to this level, you will read more than 10,000 books over the course of over 20Yrs. My research has span over 25yrs on this field, and I read daily more than I work for money. There is nothing in this life as exciting as research and making money and handing over an empire to your bloodline and future generations.

You have access to the internet, you can read everything and your sub-conscious will re-arrange the data and let your internal guidance system minister the truth via the still-small-voice.

When you read the truth, your body go tell you.

Good luck.

Revelation 18:11-13 KJV
And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more:

The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble,

And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.
Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Spotted In Congo by CandidSeeker(m): 4:38pm On Mar 26, 2019
generationz:
ironically Jesus Christ was a black man as described in the book of revelations

Kindly help with chapter and verse ma. Thanks.
Politics / Awolowo And The Igbos. by CandidSeeker(m): 12:48am On Mar 19, 2019
Awo speaks - an excerpt from a town hall interview in Abeokuta in 1983.����

CIVIL WAR

Question: Chief Awolowo, …Your stand on the civil war, however unpopular it might have been to the Biafrans or Ibo people, helped to shorten the war. Today, you’re being castigated as the sole enemy of the Ibo people because of that stand, by among others, some of the people who as members of the Federal Military Government at that time, were party to that decision and are today, in some cases, inheritors of power in one Nigeria which that decision of yours helped to save. How do you feel being painted in this role, and what steps are you taking to endear yourself once again to that large chunk of Nigerians who feel embittered?

Awolowo: As far as I know, the Ibo masses are friendly to me, towards me. In fact, whenever I visit Iboland, either Anambra or Imo, and there’s no campaigning for elections on, the Ibo people receive me warmly and affectionately. But there are some elements in Iboland who believe that they can maintain their popularity only by denigrating me, and so they keep on telling lies against me. Ojukwu is one of them. I don’t want to mention the names of the others because they are still redeemable, but ….Ojukwu is irredeemable, so I mention his name, and my attitude to these lies is one of indifference, I must confess to you.

I’ve learnt to rely completely on the providence and vindication of Almighty God in some of these things. I’ve tried to explain myself in the past, but these liars persist. Ojukwu had only recently told the same lie against me. What’s the point in correcting lies when people are determined to persist in telling lies against you, what’s the point?. I know that someday the Ibos, the masses of the Ibo people will realize who their friends are, and who their real enemies are. And the day that happens woe betide those enemies. The Ibos will deal with them very roughly, very roughly.

That has happened in my life. I have a nickname now, if you see my letterhead you’ll find something on top, you’ll find a fish done on the letterhead. Some people put Lion on theirs, some people put Tiger, but mine is Fish. And Fish represents my zodiac sign, those of you who read the stars and so on in the newspapers; you’ll find out that there’s a zodiac sign known as Pisces, in Latin Pisces means Fish.

So I put Pisces on top, that’s my zodiac sign being born on the 6th of March,….er well, the year doesn’t matter, it’s the day that matters. And then on top of it I wrote Eebudola. All of you know the meaning of that. You know I don’t want to tell a long story but………………Awolowo school, omo Awolowo, the school…… started in Urhoboland, in the Mid-west in those days. They were ridiculing my schools, I was building schools – brick and cement, to dpc level, block to dpc level and mud thereafter. And so the big shots in the place..”ah what kind of school is this? is this Awolowo school? Useless school” and when they saw the children..”ah these Awolowo children, they can’t read and write, Awolowo children” that’s how it started, with ridicule, and it became a blessing, and now they say “Awolowo children, they are good people” no more ridicule about it, that’s how it started, so the 'Eebu' has become honor, the abuse became honor.

And so when I look back to all my life, treasonable felony, jail, all the abuses that were heaped on me, to Coker Inquiry, all sorts, and I see what has happened to the people who led, who led all these denigration campaign, where are they today? Those that are alive are what I call 'Homo Mortuus' - dead living, 'oku eniyan', that’s what they are, those that their lives have gone.

So when I look back, I come to the conclusion that all these abuses which have been heaped on me all my life for doing nothing, for doing good, they have become honor, and so 'Eebudola' is one of my nicknames. So I’ve cultivated an attitude of indifference, I’ve done no evil to the Ibos.

During the war I saw to it that the revenue which was due to Iboland - South Eastern states they call it, at that time..East Central State, I kept it, I saved the money for them. And when they ….were librated I handed over the money to them - millions of pounds. If I’d decided to do so, I could have kept the money away from them and then when they took over I saw to it that subvention was given to them at the rate of 990,000 pounds every month. I didn’t go to the Executive Council to ask for support, or for approval because I knew if I went to the Executive Council at that time, the subvention would not be approved because there were more enemies in the Executive Council for the Ibos than friends. And since I wasn’t going to take a percentage from what I was going to give them, and I knew I was doing what was right, I wanted the state to survive, I kept on giving the subvention – 990,000 pounds almost a million, every month, and I did that for other states of course - South Eastern State, North Central State, Kwara and so on.

But I did that for the Ibos, and when the war was over, I saw to it that the ACB got three and a half million pounds (£3,500,000.00) to start with. This was distributed immediately and I gave another sum of money. The attitude of the experts, officials at the time of the ACB was that ACB should be closed down, and I held the view: you couldn’t close the ACB down because that is the bank that gives finance to Ibo traders, and if you close it down they’ll find it difficult to survive. So it was given. I did the same thing for the Cooperative Bank of Eastern Nigeria, to rehabilitate all these places, and I saw to it as Federal Commissioner for Finance that no obstacle was placed in the way of the Ministry of Economic Planning in planning for rehabilitation of the war affected areas.

TWENTY POUNDS POLICY

That’s what I did, and the case of the money they said was not given back to them, you know during the war all the pounds were looted, they printed Biafran currency notes, which they circulated, at the close of the war some people wanted their Biafran notes to be exchanged for them. Of course I couldn’t do that, if I did that the whole country would be bankrupt. We didn’t know about Biafran notes and we didn’t know on what basis they have printed them, so we refused the Biafran note, but I laid down the principle that all those who had savings in the banks on the eve of the declaration of the Biafran war or Biafra, will get their money back if they could satisfy us that they had the savings there, or the money there. Unfortunately, all the banks’ books had been burnt, and many of the people who had savings there didn’t have their savings books or their last statement of account, so a panel had to be set up.

I didn’t take part in setting up the panel, it was done by the Central Bank and the pertinent officials of the Federal Ministry of Finance, to look into the matter, and they went carefully into the matter, they took some months to do so, and then made some recommendation which I approved. Go to the archives, all I did was approved, I didn’t write anything more than that, I don’t even remember the name of any of them who took part. So I did everything in this world to assist our Ibo brothers and sisters during and after the war.

And anyone who goes back to look at my broadcast in August 1967, which dealt with post-war reconstruction would see what I said there.

STARVATION POLICY

Then, but above all, the ending of the war itself that I’m accused of, accused of starving the Ibos, I did nothing of the sort. You know, shortly after the liberation of these places, Calabar, Enugu and Port Harcort, I decided to pay a visit. There are certain things which I knew which you don’t know, which I don’t want to say here now, when I write my reminisces in the future I will do so. Some of the soldiers were not truthful with us, they didn’t tell us correct stories and so on.

I wanted to be there and see things for myself, bear in mind that Gowon himself did not go there at that time, it was after the war was over that he dorn himself up in various military dresses - Air force dress, Army dress and so on, and went to the war torn areas. But I went and some people tried to frighten me out of my goal by saying that Adekunle was my enemy and he was going to see to it that I never returned from the place. But I went.

But when I went what did I see? I saw the kwashiorkor victims. If you see a kwashiorkor victim you’ll never like war to be waged. Terrible sight, in Enugu, in Port Harcourt, not many in Calabar, but mainly in Enugu and Port Harcourt. Then I enquired what happened to the food we were sending to the civilians. We were sending food through the Red cross, and CARITAS to them, but what happened was that the vehicles carrying the food were always ambushed by the soldiers. That’s what I discovered, and the food would then be taken to the soldiers to feed them, and so they were able to continue to fight. And I said that was a very dangerous policy, we didn’t intend the food for soldiers. But who will go behind the line to stop the soldiers from ambushing the vehicles that were carrying the food? And as long as soldiers were fed, the war will continue, and who’ll continue to suffer? and those who didn’t go to the place to see things as I did, you remember that all the big guns, all the soldiers in the Biafran army looked all well fed after the war, its only the mass of the people that suffered kwashiorkor.

You won't hear of a single lawyer, a single doctor, a single architect, who suffered from kwashiorkor? None of their children either, so they waylaid the foods, they ambushed the vehicles and took the foods to their friends and to their collaborators and to their children and the masses were suffering. So I decided to stop sending the food there. In the process, the civilians would suffer, but the soldiers will suffer most.

CHANGE OF CURRENCY

And it is on record that Ojukwu admitted that two things defeated him in this war, that’s as at the day he left Biafra. He said one, the change of currency, he said that was the first thing that defeated him, and we did that to prevent Ojukwu taking the money which his soldiers had stolen from our Central Bank for sale abroad to buy arms. We discovered he looted our Central Bank in Benin, he looted the one in Port Harcourt, looted the one in Calabar and he was taking the currency notes abroad to sell to earn foreign exchange to buy arms.

So I decided to change the currency, and for your benefit, it can now be told the whole world, only Gowon knew the day before, the day before the change took place. I decided, only three of us knew before then- Isong now Governor of Cross River, Attah and myself. It was a closely guarded secret, if any Commissioner at the time says that he knew about it, he’s only boosting his own ego. Because once you tell someone, he’ll tell another person. So we refused to tell them and we changed the currency notes. So Ojukwu said the change in currency defeated him, and starvation of his soldiers also defeated him.

These were the two things that defeated Ojukwu. And, he reminds me, when you saw Ojukwu’s picture after the war, did he look like someone who wasn't well fed? But he had been taking the food which we sent to civilians, and so we stopped the food.

ABANDONED PROPERTY

And then finally, I saw to it that the houses owned by the Ibos in Lagos and on this side, were kept for them. I had an estate agent friend who told me that one of them collected half a million pounds rent which has been kept for him. All his rent were collected, but since we didn’t seize their houses, he came back and collected half a million pounds.

So that is the position. I’m a friend of the Ibos and the mass of the Ibos are my friends, but there are certain elements who want to continue to deceive the Ibos by telling lies against me, and one day, they’ll discover and then that day will be terrible for those who have been telling the lies.

Omoba Bisi Odukoya

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Religion / Why The World Is Getting Worse! by CandidSeeker(m): 12:11pm On Mar 10, 2019
WHY THE WORLD IS GETTING WORSE!

Matthew 12:43-45 KJV
When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none.

Then he saith, I will return into my house from whence I came out; and when he is come, he findeth it empty, swept, and garnished.

Then goeth he, and taketh with himself SEVEN OTHER SPIRITS MORE WICKED THAN HIMSELF, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. EVEN SO SHALL IT BE ALSO UNTO THIS WICKED GENERATION.
Religion / Wiles. by CandidSeeker(m): 11:56am On Mar 10, 2019
WILES
A trick or cunning behavior intended to persuade somebody to do something.

2 Corinthians 2:11 KJV
Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices(wiles).

Ephesians 6:11 KJV
Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the WILES of the devil.
(Read Ephesians 6:10-18 for details)

-Peace.
Religion / Your Temptation Is Not Uncommon. by CandidSeeker(m): 5:26am On Mar 03, 2019
There Is An Escape Route.

1 Corinthians 10:13 KJV
There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it.

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Religion / Re: Does GOD Still Visit One Like In Days Of Obed-edom? by CandidSeeker(m): 7:09pm On Jan 30, 2019
*This period may be God's test of your parents' patience & perseverance.

*If not the above, it may be as a result focusing on the 'wrong' msg or doctrines all in the name of 'working for God'.

*You need to be sure God called both parents and not your dad alone, while your mum should support with income from her own efforts through personal or
Employment based...

*On survival, If you stay in your own compound. God didn't stop your family from having a small vegetable garden or farm, he hasn't stopped you from raising livestock etc

*You too as a student may not need to wait for the favours received by daddy to move forward. The Spirit will lead you...

*Note that most big 'MOGs' & ministers you see today belong to cults & are running their own 'businesses'. They are not surviving through 'God's...

Kindly take your time to go through the new testament personally & prayerfully. The Spirit may show you where your parents are missing it.

All the above are my personal views. I don't claim to know it all sir.

PM me if you want more.

-Peace.
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi: I Don’t Own A Car, I Use Uber by CandidSeeker(m): 9:14am On Jan 19, 2019
Exwizard:
After reading this, Linda and Emoney comes to mind.... Those. Can die for luxury cars

Both of them are 'shallow'.

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Celebrities / Re: “I Don’t Want To Be My Father,” Fela’s Son, Femi, Tells Critic by CandidSeeker(m): 7:26am On Jan 16, 2019
Femi is not wired to be like Fela.

It's good he's able to define himself.

You can't give what you don't have.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ XGee Seun Omogaji Commits Suicide After Leaving Note On Instagram by CandidSeeker(m): 6:42pm On Jan 02, 2019
pythonkid:
I'm just very depressed here but everyone around me seems to b happy, they don't really care bout me, God pls see me tru this hard times!! Need some balls 2 end this once and for all. The pain is just too much to bear.

I command the Grace & Divine Ability to prevail over the situation & circumstance to come upon you by The Power of The Most High God, In Jesus Name, Amen.

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Religion / Re: When Your Prayers And Fasting Is Real, They Will Produce These Results by CandidSeeker(m): 9:18am On Dec 23, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
After independence, in order to build a great nation, each country went to work. But in Nigeria, after independence, our people went to pray and fast. So, while we were praying, Malaysia came here and took our palm seedlings and built a great factory of it. While we were praying, Singapore went into investment in technology. While we were praying, India went into ICT. While we were praying, China went to massive industrialization. While we were shouting Allah Alakuba! UAE went into massive infrastructural development. While we were binding and casting Lucifer, Japan went into technological development. While we were speaking in tongues, Denmark went into education of her citizens. While we were mounting big speakers in our places of worship, USA was mounting man on the moon.

After our prayers, God, being a wise God decided to reward us according to our labour. Since those that went into industrialization, technology, infrastructural development, ICT, education etc have been rewarded accordingly. It's only wise God rewards us with our efforts in prayers. That's why today, Nigerian pastors are competing in building the biggest churches.

That's why there are more prayer houses and worship places than hospitals and schools. That's why people rush to prayer houses for medical and business solutions instead of hospitals. That's why we don't do business proposals before jumping into business since we are going to back it up with prayers. And when it collapse, we blame devil. That's why it's a sin to say anything negative about pastors and imams. That's why our pastors don't consider the opinion of engineers while building and blame devil when building collapse. That's why faith in God replaces building pillars and when it collapse we blame it on Lucifer. That's why our pastors are making sure they plant church branches instead of schools in every streets in Nigeria. That's why we always wait for gods to do that which ability to accomplish we already have in us. That's why we want our teachers to labour on earth and go to heaven for their rewards. Nigeria is a prayer loving, god fearing nation. Religion has taken the place of technology, infrastructure, education and all. When we are traveling, we ignore all the necessary road requirements, servicing of our vehicles and pray. And, once we pray, we can put a half fit vehicle on the road and blame our step mother or mother in law if anything goes wrong. That's why there are more people dying on our roads. Because, we pray and fast and leave everything to God when we have all we need to survive and build a nation....... I hope it made sense to you

You didn't read the post sir.

You saw the topic and you went kaboom.

The post us about a lifestyle of love and due consideration to others, which is also needed for the achievement of the content of your reply.

Kindly go back and read the post slowly from the beginning.

-Peace.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Commissions The New Airport Terminal In Abuja (Photos) by CandidSeeker(m): 4:36pm On Dec 20, 2018
Lordofthewest:
They won't comman take pictures nah to dey run go ghana like mumu upandan, embarrassing themselves in front of ghanians like village people wey never see airport before even the so called useless yeyebrities.No wonder ghanians have been running their mouth lately.

Have you been to Lagos airport?
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Goal Celebration Vs Torino Sparks Brawl (Photos) by CandidSeeker(m): 6:10pm On Dec 16, 2018
RomeoEmpire:

HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS
CHRISTMAS*
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work, market or indoors and the
chicken will be playing
outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the
chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more
easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken
by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt
under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No
looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER.

...and you're supposed to be a shy guy!
Religion / Re: . by CandidSeeker(m): 9:37pm On Dec 13, 2018
humandroid:
Now that I have insulted you guys enough, be civil, so you can learn from the Elders.

grin


There's a difference between 'growing old' and 'growing up'.

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Religion / Re: How Enki Created The Homo Sapiens by CandidSeeker(m): 6:07am On Dec 13, 2018
YAHREIGNS:
These old scripts are interpreted with alot of biases.

I've read a version that did not refer to earth dwellers as apes. In fact, it describes them as "walking on twos" and being alike to the visitors. Except only that they could not work. Maybe because the aliens had no spiritual power over them. They had to mix with their seed to establish that authority. It also had no evolution theory words like homoerectus and homo sapiens.

You realize homo erectus and homo sapiens are words invented within the last 100 years with the theory of evolution.


Care to share the title of the version you read sir?
Travel / Re: Lagos VIS Now Use Street Cameras To Capture Cars With Invalid Documents by CandidSeeker(m): 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2018
Sleekfingers:


Yeah, I know....it is very annoying....most roads are in bad shape...

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