sexkillz: Da fuq.

Not really a huge fan of Nigerian dishes, but I can kill for some nicely made meat-pie

1. What’s your Nigerian name? Ami
2. Were you Born in Nigeria? Nah
3. Favourite Nigerian movie? Nada. Nollywood movies don't keep my attention long enough for me to finish watching
4. Favourite Nigerian song? Nada. Most of the Nigerian songs I've heard were usually a man yelling saying some gibberish that I could hardly understand
5. Favourite Nigerian food? Meatpie
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? I think for like 2 weeks back in 2010
7. What tribe are you? Igbo
8. Say something in your tribal language? Ewu, aturu, lekwa otu ide, nkita nwuru-anwu (thanks mom&dad)
9. What do you like most about Nigeria? I dunno, I guess I would have to say they can be hard workers when they want to be
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?: Long list, but right off the bat, I'd say alotta the people in Nigeria I've come across are greedy as fucc and alotta the Nigerians over in Texas are loud as fucc,its ridiculous
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? My friends in Nigeria call me Oku
12. What makes you different from other Nigerians? Well my only Nigerian best friend is just like me, so I wouldn't say I'm different from other Nigerians.
13. Do you speak your language? I am not fluent by far, but I try.
14. Do you speak pidgin English? I love the way people speak pidgin, I wish I could speak it too. When I try, people usually laugh and tell me not to speak it again
15. What around your house represents your culture? The only thing that comes to mind is the rice and stew my dad cooked yesterday that's in the fridge
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture? I remember when I was in the 4th grade and a classmate asked me if it was true that Africans were all booty-scratchers and if we lived in huts instead of houses?

adonis019: just walk up to her...call her by his name with respect,like sister .....she will be shocked,how come u knew his name.dont talk much and don't be in a haste to woo her.make 2wks friendship b4 u woo her.between that 2wks av his contact,call her often,text morning & night ask abt what she's been taught in schl.frm there she might fall.not all abt spending to entance her...Girls need care n to be pampered.

Think you getting your pronouns mixed up

Legit1: @OP
Your signature sums it up!

LMAO. His signature pretty contradicts his post

carefreewannabe:



Two passages with five lines is too long.

A 13 lines long read is too long ....




Dental school .............

You make me kill with laughter.
Thank you, though.

Yep yep its too dang long, especially since I havnt slept n its 6am Dental school is no joke, I got a test on tuesday so I've been up studyin, part of the reason why im in no mood to read 13 sentences lol
Anyways happy to make ya laugh

2sexy:

Now I see why that ur bofy will keep fvking even though he has dumped u... u got no sense of your own to think straight and I guess ecstasy is doing the thinking for you...

LOL you're wrong, I dumped him & shoot I dont mind having a friend with benefit, I aint complaining. Anyways who cares if I take ecstasy. Aint none of ya business.

carefreewannabe:

Too long to read, you must be very well educated. Was it short enough?

Its Sunday and its almost 6am so the last thing on my mind is to read an essay. I hve enough reading to do in dental school, so the last thing I need right now is too read long passages on NL.

carefreewannabe:

Before you correct one of my FEW spelling mistakes, re-think the crap you're posting!
A depressive person's brain doesn't produce, for one reason or another, enough of these hormones that are responsible for making us feel happy!
Ecstasy pills accelerate the flow of these hormones. These hormones are poured out faster. NOW USE YOUR BRAIN. If too much of these hormones are poured out faster than normal, you'll soon start to feel bad BECAUSE your brain is not able to re-produce as many as flow out.

Now if a person is depressed, he / she hasn't got enough of these hormones, for one reason or another, and loses even more too quickly by taking in illegal substances. If you knew what you are talking about you would know that drugs make you feel even worse when their effect disappears leading to more drug abuse and more and more. Each time after the effect disappears you feel worse and worse, having left your brain with a smaller amount of hormones you need. A healthy person can easily become depressive, a depressive person thinking of SELF - DESTRUCTION will eventually kill himself.

So next time before you correct me, correct yourself and STOP, for God's sake, posting dangerous information.
Teenagers read the posts here, an adult with problem may follow your advice.

Too long to read. Anyways as I was saying OP, if ya cant get weed, take some ecstasy. They both get the job done

Kalemba1: My chest $ shoulder: ping me 236354CB or 08132705347

You try sha from the neck down, but it could still use some work. As for your face....I reserve my comment

Hmm, I feel your pain. Its never easy losing a lost one but you cant blame yourself. You are a man with a family so you had to work to take care of your family. Im sure wherever your wife is right now, she is looking down at you, happy that she married a good man.

carefreewannabe:

JUST STOP SAYING SUCH THINGS! Or do you want to become responsible for a person killing himself? Your statement is dangerous. Were you trying to be funny? Well, you failed. Lord have mercy!

Extasy pills will DEFINITELY make matters worse.
Extasy pills WILL MAKE YOUR DEPRESSION WORSE.

Ecstasy pills arent gonna make you kill yourself lol itll just get ya happy, which is what the OP wants. And its ECSTASY not extasy.

But its funny sha how some ppl r here saying the song/video is tight and psquare did good when in reality, the song sucked big time. This is one of their worst songs, geeze! Im a psquare fan but I have to admit it that the song and video no bam at all. If it was davido, wizkid, terry g, or any other artist u will see everyone sayin d song and video na rubbish but because its psquare ppl r here claimin d song was tight.

Very soon everybody and their ancestors will start dancing Alingo.

Etighi and Azonto should take a back seat, Alingo is now the new mad person dance.

caseless: we'd toe the path of enjoyment like u just pointed out.....it will be 100% fun..fun...fun... u nor think am? *grabs her*winks*

Hmmm I dont think u fit handle me ooo.

Mom: be a strong independent woman, dont depend on a man for your happiness.

Dad: life is too short to always look for the bad in people, everyone has a good part and bad part, you just have to find it

jhydebaba: ^It makes sense joor.

Okay so you want all your male friends to pat your dikc and tell ya "well done"? Hmm nawa ooo, my gay-dar is goin off thru the roof because of ya.

What in the world?!?
What kind of thread did I stumble upon in this romance section?

Damn. I guess its safe to assume that a lot of the guys on NL have no game.


OP, you need to woo this girl. What makes you different/better than the other guys? Why should she go out on a date with you? If she is as beautiful as you make her sound, then she's prolly getting approached by many guys, so you cant just use some kinda dumb pickup line or formula if you rlly want her to give you the time of day. Ya gotta show her that she wont be wasting her time going out on a date with ya. So like I said woo the babe.

caseless: i wish u were here with me.....Lawd. *winks*

N what wud happen of I was there wit ya

I used to have a rosary. Its only use was as a necklace, never remembered it was for praying.

Lol I remember when ppl used 2 say eatin b4 goin to church/receiving communion was bad.

Anyways sex is sex. B4 church or after church, sex is is still enjoyment. So I say hve sex b4 church n then hv sex after church.

But wat abt the ppl dat hve sex in church?

binger: Legend is a subtle word for d1ck

Lol youre wrong

hornipipe: I'll shut you up with just one pic

I triple dog dare you! U wont do such

InvertedHammer: Candieangel babe!

I have reasons for getting each of my tatts. Both the ones in hidden areas and non hidden areas.
--->Can I see a picture of the ones in hidden area?
And its those men that I am gonna end up married to, not judgemental dikcs like you.
--->Water always finds its level.
I love getting tatted and piercings and no bodys blabbing will change that so keep calling me a h0e,
--->If it quacks like a duck,swims like a duck; it must definitely be a duck

Anyways im done replying you, its Saturday night and I gotta party to attend.
---->Party huh? Whose bachelor party are you entertaining tonight? Shake it babe..Do your thing!!!

Lol your post cracked me up. Thanks 4 makin me laugh.

InvertedHammer:

[b]Talking of marriage...is that your biggest achievement?...Heck, Superhead Stefanie got married too. Should we let our young girls out there to
MouthAction b/c Superhead got married after all the porn movies she made? Obviously, you can't even articulate why you got tattoos in the
first place. You continue to prove me right...

1. I said I will boink you--->Exactly what the ones you dated did...they came, they saw, they conquered and they moved on.
2. Your shirt covers it--->Why get some art when you cannot display it. That is silly. You can always tattoo your face, remember?
3. Remember guys will boink anything that moves. Heck people patronize prostitutes/call girls and move on. It is the ride babe.
The cycle continues until some sore loser shows up and puts ring on it. Hahaha.

Seriously, you are a sell out. You are not representing tramps well. I wish they would rescind your membership (Oh, I forgot it is branded).

Other than interview questions, you have to go to extra lengths to cover your tattoos as well. Why do this to yourself? I have seen a lot of
girls with tattoos that are entrepreneurs...they rub d#$%ks and slide down poles while shaking their bum for dollar bills. Get my drift?
I dare not ask what you do for a living. This is internet...you can claim anything. Feel free.

Sorry to pop your 'ghetto fabulous' bobbles. [/b]

I have reasons for getting each of my tatts. Both the ones in hidden areas and non hidden areas. I love them to and wouldnt change/remove them for anyone, they are apart of me. And I will still get more tatts so all of your blabbing dont change a thing, cus honestly I dont give a rats as$ abt your opinion or any other fukctards opinion. Everyone has different views, you might hate tatts but trust me, there are plenty of men that dont. And its those men that I am gonna end up married to, not judgemental dikcs like you. I love getting tatted and piercings and no bodys blabbing will change that so keep calling me a h0e, I dont care cus its not gonna remove a hair from my body. I have my opinions and you have yours. But be rest assured dat ima stay tatted up. Go kill yourself if that bothers you. Anyways im done replying you, its Saturday night and I gotta party to attend. Deuces!

abiL:

We have so much in common that it's getting scary. Shoes are the love of my life. The higher they are, the better.

Lol haha, next time im in europe, I gotta meet ya. My NL twin
But yep, high heels are to die for. I just cant walk away from a nice pair of heels. It literally calls my name, which then makes me buy it

Ayomax:
guy I dey feel you die!!!!!! don't mind those hoes esp tht $lut called candieangel, she is a bisexual n a s3x freak, don't pay any attention to her coz her generation r cursed.

Its clear that you are seeking for my attention. But im just gonna be the bigger person and ignore you.

intbizoil: you are talking about guys dating you for sometime and moving to the next hoe. Thats a real man.

Of course im talkin of guys I've dated because im not ready to get married. I have friends with tatts that are happily married. So what so your point?

Okay lets take nigeria for instance, I have 2 aunts that have tattoos, 1 just got married last yr and the other is engaged. Both of their guys love their tattoos. It hasnt hindered them in anything.

binger: Correct me if am wrong,buh you seem to be obsessed with legends?

Legends how? Oh what so ever do you mean by that?

I spend most of my money on my feet. A girl just cant have enough shoes

And this boys and girls is why you should not do cocaine.
It turns you into a virgin hungry freak