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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 10:59pm On Nov 10, 2022 |
See y'all hailing Gernacho after slandering him on his last outing. �� 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 10:24pm On Nov 10, 2022 |
Ellexy:All because of an own goal? |
Programming / Re: $3300 Azure Sponsored Credit by Canny19: 6:52am On Sep 19, 2022 |
ProGSM:Sold? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 9:25pm On Aug 22, 2022 |
Martial is lazy sha. The energetic pressing has reduced since he came in |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 4:41pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Nobody is talking about lindelof's passes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 10:46pm On Jan 19, 2022 |
Expert17: VDB should use matches like this to have game time |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2022 |
Why Matic and not VDB |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 9:12pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
Where's the post match interview from Ogbeni Rauf |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 5:38pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Ole is the architect of his downfall. How can you put VDB on the bench and keep starting mctominay.... He should go |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 4:29pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 5:08pm On Oct 24, 2021 |
Going forward we are making sense especially with the involvement of Rashford but from the midfield to the defense line is total BS |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 12:30pm On Oct 02, 2021 |
This formation though |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 9:32pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Ole dey fear change? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 9:34pm On Sep 28, 2021 |
Why exactly did we sell Herrera? 2 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Canny19: 8:12pm On Sep 28, 2021 |
Cation: How much are you selling |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 4:03pm On Sep 19, 2021 |
Mctominay and Matic midfield should be tried by Ole |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 3:29pm On Sep 19, 2021 |
So we no get bench? This Ole ehn |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 2:37pm On Aug 22, 2021 |
Man utd can't win any match with Martial as a striker |
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Canny19: 4:03am On Jul 30, 2021 |
Crime / Re: Thugs Break Warehouse In Monkey Village Maza Maza, Cart Away COVID19 Palliatives by Canny19: 3:40pm On Oct 22, 2020 |
https://businessday.ng/coronavirus/article/cacovid-releases-107546-food-palliative-packs-to-lagos/ Lagos state just got the palliatives last month. This is a Sept 23 publication. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 4:47pm On Oct 04, 2020 |
kokaneprodigy: I expect a good coach to put a faster Fred or VDB early enough |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 4:39pm On Oct 04, 2020 |
nitrogen:With a slow pogba and matic... We will be done for. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 5:17pm On Sep 19, 2020 |
Stream link o |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Canny19: 7:23pm On Aug 05, 2020 |
Where can we watch..... Stream link abeg |
Travel / Re: H'abroad Through The Eyes Of A Bushman! by Canny19: 1:07am On Jul 27, 2020 |
GboyegaD: Bagel? Never heard it before... It sha looked like bread n egg. Will Def visit the west end mall soon. Thanks 4 Likes |
Travel / Re: H'abroad Through The Eyes Of A Bushman! by Canny19: 7:41am On Jul 25, 2020 |
Yaaaaaaay, quarantine is finally over and I'm covid free. It's totally not fun to be banished away from the world for 14 long days. To celebrate my freedom from captivity, I decided to step out to explore the city. Before stepping out, I called a friend to properly school me in the art of using the city buses so as not to get lost or meet myself in Nigeria. I got a bus pass, noted all the places I needed to go and stepped out. I hopped in a bus and it felt like I was inside a plane with 4 tyres. The interior was clean and serene, social distancing was observed unlike BRTs in lagos where we fight and push just to board the bus to stand with one leg for the entire duration of the trip. The first thing I noticed is the politeness of the passengers, people alighted from the bus with a thank you to the bus driver...in my head I began to wonder if the bus driver was volunteering or getting paid for his services cos saying thank you to a commercial bus driver is alien to me. So I finally got to the bus station and joined others in saying thank you before alighting, I needed to catch another bus so I had to walk across the bus station to another terminal. While walking, I was faced with 4 doors to open..... To open ordinary door com turn herculean task. There was no pull/push on the doors that's how I got confused o but as a proper Nigerian I decided to rely on my strength instead of asking questions, I began to push the doors with all my strength... Pushed one.. Pushed two.. Pushed three and the last door decided not to yield to my strength so I got stuck. Unknown to me, some whites were coming at my back already disturbed by the way I was disgracing my family. Immediately I noticed their glare I quickly reached for my phone and placed it on my ears like a call came in. While at that, I patiently took notice of how they opened the door. Apparently, there were sensors at the side of the doors that I only needed to wave to in order for them to open... Chai see how I disgraced myself.... I angrily went back to the first door and started waving at the sensors and the doors started opening o... I felt like Alibaba opening sesame. Finally, I got to the mall where I needed to get a screen protector for my new phone since some 'unscrupulous elements' here already phone shamed me cos of my camera. I met an Indian at a phone accessories shop and asked him for a glass screen protector. He told me he doesn't have a glass screen protector but he has a better one, so I asked him to fix me the 'better one' while I look around the mall. Getting back, he handed my the phone and I saw that he has covered the screen with a nylon protector... Bros are you whining me ni... How's this better than glass protector? He sha started explaining things about anti scratch that I didn't understand, I sha kept calm cos I didn't want to cause a scene on my first day out.. I angrily asked for the price and he said 30 dolls.... 30 kini... I sharply converted it to naira in my head and that was when I knew a scene was inevitable.... How can I pay over 8k for a nylon protector? Even computer village boys dare not try to scam me like this... Scammer come turn scamee... That's how I told him to remove his nylon that I'm not doing again o... After plenty talks, he agreed 15 dolls which I reluctantly paid. Long story short sha, I have marked his face...we will meet on the street and turn the matter to 'two fighting' cos the thing pain me no be small... Nylon protector I normally buy for 400 naira come turn 4k. To cool off the anger and wait for my friend, I made my way to the much talked about Tim Hortons hoping to buy whatever they sell there. There, I met a Chinese who was speaking like it's against the law to speak loud.... I sha calmed down to explain to him how hungry I was and he told me to speak no more that he got me. Twinkle of an eye, this man brought a big cup of coffee and one tiny doughnut to go with it. 'sir, I thought you said you got me.. You didn't 'got' me rarara o... Whats this na.... I never said I was thirsty na, it's hunger that is catching me' how can u bring a big bucket of coffee instead of a big doughnut. As if that wasn't enough, the Chinese decided to hand me sachets of sugar and milk to mix myself instead of mixing it himself. The milk I was given didn't even change the colour of the coffee after emptying them in. I sha took my L and marked the guy's face too. One last thing, I really do not understand o.. Id El kabir is almost here and I still haven't seen rams dragged around....No ram fights ..no anything abi Canadians don't celebrate ileya ni. Is this how I'm going to miss Id El kabir's meat this year? The only animal these whites keep dragging around are dogs? They should just thank their stars that I'm not from calabar sha... Coman see dogs looking all fleshy n meaty, if only they know what their peers go thru in the hands of Calabarians. God dey! It's indeed good to be outside again and it's already looking like the grasses are truly greener on this side o, time will tell sha. Here are some pictures for you 43 Likes 4 Shares
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Travel / Re: H'abroad Through The Eyes Of A Bushman! by Canny19: 10:20pm On Jul 17, 2020 |
Hello peeps, it's been a week since I got to Canada and the village people I left behind are already saying that I look fresher: I bet they are just interested in inflating my ego so I can remember them when I start earning dollars... They have jonzed though! I have been a law abiding Permanent Resident by deciding to comply with the 14 days quarantine order. I even got a call from a public health official today asking me if I have any flu like symptoms, covid got nothing on me cos my immune system is above par. Nothing interesting has happened since I arrived cos there's little one can do in quarantine. The weather is getting warmer or should I say I'm getting acclimatized to the cold weather. Against all odds I have started enjoying doing the dishes because of the hot water that runs in the kitchen and everywhere else. I'm currently putting finishing touches to my resume in order to hit the job market. It's money I came here to make and not to count skyscrapers. Cheers! 44 Likes 3 Shares |
Travel / Re: H'abroad Through The Eyes Of A Bushman! by Canny19: 10:03pm On Jul 17, 2020 |
youngRx: I wonder too o! Someone can't even drive a simple nail into the wall to hang calender and pastor's pictures like we do in Nigeria 12 Likes |
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Canny19: 10:00pm On Jul 17, 2020 |
Transformium: Thanks 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Canny19: 9:41pm On Jul 17, 2020 |
Cherrymia:If you booked with Ethiopian Airlines, go to their office and table your request. The cost of flying to Cotonou depends on the number of people flying, it's a chartered flight so the cost is evenly shared among the travelers. Going through the land border is also an alternative you can explore. 4 Likes |
Travel / Re: H'abroad Through The Eyes Of A Bushman! by Canny19: 3:35pm On Jul 15, 2020 |
ZINIBANKS: Thanks so much brother! I pray ur mood becomes better and ur heart desires come to pass. This phase will pass. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: H'abroad Through The Eyes Of A Bushman! by Canny19: 3:15pm On Jul 15, 2020 |
Exmay02: Hahaha... Plans are in top gear already mhen. Buying a new phone will make me broke at this moment 4 Likes |
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