See y'all hailing Gernacho after slandering him on his last outing. ��

Ellexy:
What even happened to Wan-Bissaka

All because of an own goal?

ProGSM:


You can send an email to hello @ grow dot ng

It will not cost too much but I want a good person..

Sold?

Martial is lazy sha. The energetic pressing has reduced since he came in

Nobody is talking about lindelof's passes

Expert17:


3 goals up. No need for VDB.

Matic replacing Mctom as 6 makes sense

VDB should use matches like this to have game time

Why Matic and not VDB

Where's the post match interview from Ogbeni Rauf

Ole is the architect of his downfall. How can you put VDB on the bench and keep starting mctominay.... He should go

Going forward we are making sense especially with the involvement of Rashford but from the midfield to the defense line is total BS

This formation though

Ole dey fear change?

Why exactly did we sell Herrera?

Cation:
Good morning house, I have table size catfish weighing between 800 grams and 1.7kg for sale in Lagos. Iyana ipaja area to be precise.

How much are you selling

Mctominay and Matic midfield should be tried by Ole

So we no get bench? This Ole ehn

Man utd can't win any match with Martial as a striker

Brandy Clark.. Who you thought I was



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ZCk2QyXsw

https://businessday.ng/coronavirus/article/cacovid-releases-107546-food-palliative-packs-to-lagos/


Lagos state just got the palliatives last month. This is a Sept 23 publication.

kokaneprodigy:

To think Mou signed these players and knows they are fucking slow.

I expect a good coach to put a faster Fred or VDB early enough

nitrogen:
My God, these guys are fast

With a slow pogba and matic... We will be done for.

Stream link o

Where can we watch..... Stream link abeg

GboyegaD:


Oga, no be donut he give you now. Na likely Bagel with that wrapper. Anyways, you sure would enjoy Edmonton. If you have time, visit the West End Mall.

Bagel? Never heard it before... It sha looked like bread n egg. Will Def visit the west end mall soon. Thanks

Yaaaaaaay, quarantine is finally over and I'm covid free. It's totally not fun to be banished away from the world for 14 long days. To celebrate my freedom from captivity, I decided to step out to explore the city. Before stepping out, I called a friend to properly school me in the art of using the city buses so as not to get lost or meet myself in Nigeria. I got a bus pass, noted all the places I needed to go and stepped out. I hopped in a bus and it felt like I was inside a plane with 4 tyres. The interior was clean and serene, social distancing was observed unlike BRTs in lagos where we fight and push just to board the bus to stand with one leg for the entire duration of the trip. The first thing I noticed is the politeness of the passengers, people alighted from the bus with a thank you to the bus driver...in my head I began to wonder if the bus driver was volunteering or getting paid for his services cos saying thank you to a commercial bus driver is alien to me.

So I finally got to the bus station and joined others in saying thank you before alighting, I needed to catch another bus so I had to walk across the bus station to another terminal. While walking, I was faced with 4 doors to open..... To open ordinary door com turn herculean task. There was no pull/push on the doors that's how I got confused o but as a proper Nigerian I decided to rely on my strength instead of asking questions, I began to push the doors with all my strength... Pushed one.. Pushed two.. Pushed three and the last door decided not to yield to my strength so I got stuck. Unknown to me, some whites were coming at my back already disturbed by the way I was disgracing my family. Immediately I noticed their glare I quickly reached for my phone and placed it on my ears like a call came in. While at that, I patiently took notice of how they opened the door. Apparently, there were sensors at the side of the doors that I only needed to wave to in order for them to open... Chai see how I disgraced myself.... I angrily went back to the first door and started waving at the sensors and the doors started opening o... I felt like Alibaba opening sesame.


Finally, I got to the mall where I needed to get a screen protector for my new phone since some 'unscrupulous elements' here already phone shamed me cos of my camera. I met an Indian at a phone accessories shop and asked him for a glass screen protector. He told me he doesn't have a glass screen protector but he has a better one, so I asked him to fix me the 'better one' while I look around the mall. Getting back, he handed my the phone and I saw that he has covered the screen with a nylon protector... Bros are you whining me ni... How's this better than glass protector? He sha started explaining things about anti scratch that I didn't understand, I sha kept calm cos I didn't want to cause a scene on my first day out.. I angrily asked for the price and he said 30 dolls.... 30 kini... I sharply converted it to naira in my head and that was when I knew a scene was inevitable.... How can I pay over 8k for a nylon protector? Even computer village boys dare not try to scam me like this... Scammer come turn scamee... That's how I told him to remove his nylon that I'm not doing again o... After plenty talks, he agreed 15 dolls which I reluctantly paid. Long story short sha, I have marked his face...we will meet on the street and turn the matter to 'two fighting' cos the thing pain me no be small... Nylon protector I normally buy for 400 naira come turn 4k.

To cool off the anger and wait for my friend, I made my way to the much talked about Tim Hortons hoping to buy whatever they sell there. There, I met a Chinese who was speaking like it's against the law to speak loud.... I sha calmed down to explain to him how hungry I was and he told me to speak no more that he got me. Twinkle of an eye, this man brought a big cup of coffee and one tiny doughnut to go with it. 'sir, I thought you said you got me.. You didn't 'got' me rarara o...
Whats this na.... I never said I was thirsty na, it's hunger that is catching me' how can u bring a big bucket of coffee instead of a big doughnut. As if that wasn't enough, the Chinese decided to hand me sachets of sugar and milk to mix myself instead of mixing it himself. The milk I was given didn't even change the colour of the coffee after emptying them in. I sha took my L and marked the guy's face too.

One last thing, I really do not understand o.. Id El kabir is almost here and I still haven't seen rams dragged around....No ram fights ..no anything abi Canadians don't celebrate ileya ni. Is this how I'm going to miss Id El kabir's meat this year? The only animal these whites keep dragging around are dogs? They should just thank their stars that I'm not from calabar sha... Coman see dogs looking all fleshy n meaty, if only they know what their peers go thru in the hands of Calabarians. God dey!

It's indeed good to be outside again and it's already looking like the grasses are truly greener on this side o, time will tell sha.


Here are some pictures for you

Hello peeps, it's been a week since I got to Canada and the village people I left behind are already saying that I look fresher: I bet they are just interested in inflating my ego so I can remember them when I start earning dollars... They have jonzed though!

I have been a law abiding Permanent Resident by deciding to comply with the 14 days quarantine order. I even got a call from a public health official today asking me if I have any flu like symptoms, covid got nothing on me cos my immune system is above par.

Nothing interesting has happened since I arrived cos there's little one can do in quarantine. The weather is getting warmer or should I say I'm getting acclimatized to the cold weather. Against all odds I have started enjoying doing the dishes because of the hot water that runs in the kitchen and everywhere else.

I'm currently putting finishing touches to my resume in order to hit the job market. It's money I came here to make and not to count skyscrapers.

Cheers!

youngRx:


this got me cracking real hard. like seriously, i still cant wrap my head arround why houses in the west are made of wood. is it that sands and cement are scarce over there??

I wonder too o! Someone can't even drive a simple nail into the wall to hang calender and pastor's pictures like we do in Nigeria

Transformium:


Welcome to Canada! I couldn’t stop laughing while reading your landing gist . Glad you made it. Congrats again!!

Thanks

Cherrymia:
[b][/b]Really enjoyed your gist.I have been a silent guest/reader.please I have a quick question as we also have a ticket booked before the lock down.How did you reroute the ticket and please can tell me the cost of going to cotonu airport. Thanks

If you booked with Ethiopian Airlines, go to their office and table your request. The cost of flying to Cotonou depends on the number of people flying, it's a chartered flight so the cost is evenly shared among the travelers. Going through the land border is also an alternative you can explore.

ZINIBANKS:

Wow nice one bro God bless you for me
I prayed for you cause I slept late in a bad mood and also woke up in a very bad mood am really not happy
Just now I came across your thread and I started smiling knowing fully well that God did it for someone he will also do it for me congratulations once again I pray you become successful in everything you do and don't forget to keep us updated Shalom ✌️❤️

Thanks so much brother! I pray ur mood becomes better and ur heart desires come to pass. This phase will pass.

Exmay02:
On a lighter note @canny19, go collect new samsung phone after your quarantine, I know those telecom coys there offer the service when u want to subscribe to them, this your sagem camera blur no be small

Hahaha... Plans are in top gear already mhen. Buying a new phone will make me broke at this moment