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Romance › Re: 98% Of Nl Girls Are Not Goodlooking #fact by cantell(m): 6:02pm On Feb 21, 2012

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=874924.msg10243103#msg10243103 date=1329842489]goldieluk is not as preeety as slimyem. but the best lookin Nairaland females are Odunu, Nayah, Ana White and ~~Mrs CHima~~. True Story! [/quote]Such fallacy! You added Mrs Chima?
What part of ugly do you not understand?

Romance › Re: 98% Of Nl Girls Are Not Goodlooking #fact by cantell(m): 5:47pm On Feb 21, 2012

diluminati:
Hey guys by 8pm or 9pm, get into my profile for a treat!
Make sure you got some vasseline, olive oil or coccosheen to stroke that rod coz i'm gonna give you a good treat

Walahi! Dis babe na ashi.
See the way she slurred her words even though it was in written words -¤i'm gonna give you a good treat.¤

Romance › Re: 98% Of Nl Girls Are Not Goodlooking #fact by cantell(m): 5:22pm On Feb 21, 2012

tellwisdom:
like IDOWU-OBO

Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by cantell(m): 5:14pm On Feb 21, 2012

Gives him a slap to snap out of his pipe dreams.

Forum Games › Re: Look at the person's username above you and think of a nickname by cantell(m): 5:11pm On Feb 21, 2012

Creepy.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment : Reloaded by cantell(m): 5:08pm On Feb 21, 2012

One of those things.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment : Reloaded by cantell(m): 12:28am On Feb 20, 2012

Anol shalom.

Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by cantell(m): 12:11am On Feb 18, 2012

ThiefOfHearts:
I see cantell is another one of my wounded Igbo admirers. Dude stop looking to join the party. You werent on the guest list. Go play in the mud with the rest of your family.

You may be a powerhouse to cheap punkz like sagamumu and others, but to me, you're just a blown out fuse.
So take ur fantasy guest list & shove it up ur tight little assz.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment : Reloaded by cantell(m): 11:51pm On Feb 17, 2012

She don finally change to a more mature pic. From what i can see, she's a catholic or onye uka sabbath.

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by cantell(m): 5:03pm On Feb 17, 2012

Just finished fringe season 3 and some episodes in season 4, misfits season 1 & 2 and jumong season 9.
I'm currently watching jumong season 10 episode 2. E too gbaski!

Politics › Re: Ig Of Police's Directive On Stopping Of Road Blocks,my Personal Experience! by cantell(m): 4:44pm On Feb 17, 2012

sleekman:
Ok I just arrived Benin & there wasn't a single checkpoint. Change is coming.

Yeah, change is coming - increase in highway armed robbery and night robbery.
I want them to leave the highways but. . .

Romance › Re: Extracted From Titanic by cantell(m): 4:20pm On Feb 17, 2012

Yes of course, in your dreams! Lol.

Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by cantell(m): 4:09pm On Feb 17, 2012

Sagamite:
This is coming from someone that looks like an armed robber?

Still better than your deadbeat father.
Assz kisser!

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls And Cycling Shorts. by cantell(m): 1:00pm On Feb 17, 2012

[quote author=ade_77 link=topic=871874.msg10214465#msg10214465 date=1329467469]please except you have shopped for undies before, please educated yourself a lot of people wear spanx or tights not cycling chorts and they are made of breathable material not nylon, except you are touching every woman's underwear, you might not know the differnce go to www.spanx.com and see.[/quote]See as you dey butcher grammar like meat. First of all, teach yourself good English then come back and correct my mistakes.

Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by cantell(m): 11:33am On Feb 17, 2012

ThiefOfHearts:
Sounds like you're confusing me with another, son.

Nah. The bad jawline and the funky face was a dead giveaway.
It's definitely you.

Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by cantell(m): 10:56pm On Feb 16, 2012

ThiefOfHearts:
Cantell, I dont believe Ive argued with you before. Are you new?

Yes, i just registered.
But i can vividly remember i kicked someone's assz around last year, with the same username as yours.
Don't tell me it's you, cos it'd be like old times.lol

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls And Cycling Shorts. by cantell(m): 5:43pm On Feb 16, 2012

naijasexy:
lol. Supporting the fact that tights could be worn atop panties now equates to my personal hygiene lacking. Can you see how imbecilic you are?
Now- How about you do your self a favor and get a brain surgery replacing all your dead and worn out lobes? Thanks.

It's about time* I'd gladly replace my lobes, but i still think you need to take some hygiene lessons. Very important.

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls And Cycling Shorts. by cantell(m): 5:02pm On Feb 16, 2012

naijasexy:
nothing wrong when worn atop panties. shikena.

Pls do yourself e favour, take some lessons in personal hygiene.
You really need it.

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls And Cycling Shorts. by cantell(m): 4:52pm On Feb 16, 2012

The material used in making the tights they wear are not cotton, but rather something like polyester fabric.
The kind of heat it generates alone within a short period of time, can roast a full yam. It's like using nylon as an underwear.
Go figure!
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=871874.msg10209704#msg10209704 date=1329406270]I don't think these culprits know what cycling shorts are, or what they're made for. The purpose of those shorts are pretty obvious though.
[/quote]They have no clue at all.

coogar:
to cover their 2nd hand yaba panties filled with holes.

Rolling on da floor!

Outstrip:
Unless of course she has underwear on

Chineke mee! Tights on top of underwear?
*faints*

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls And Cycling Shorts. by cantell(m): 7:27am On Feb 16, 2012

moremi2008:
Don't some girls wear it to prevent sore inner-thighs and to prevent giving free shows when mounting an okada?

Lame excuse for bad hygiene.
Jeans trousers can take care of "free shows" like you said. Besides, you can only give "free shows" if you wear short skirts.

UncleJJ:
thunder fire all of una !!!

IF NIKI MINAJ WERAM UNA GO SAY FASUN,

Ehm . . .Yes i agree, but she go dey clean.
Same cannot be said about the majority of women who use it in naija.

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls And Cycling Shorts. by cantell(m): 1:31am On Feb 16, 2012

supaeagles:
Oh no, i thought the title was "nigerian girls [b]IN [/b]cycling shorts" and was hoping to see some pics, disappointed!

You don't wanna see any pic unless you want to fast for 3days!
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=871874.msg10205594#msg10205594 date=1329351501]Is this even possible?

Must you guys make stuff up just to ridicule Nigerian women? undecided

[/quote]Ridicule ke? Madam, pls come to lagos or ogun state and see for yourself.
If you really wanna increase your chances(different colours) stop at oshodi or idumota - island side dem. You go see tire!
Some do not even bother to sit properly when they wear it in the market. You'll be forced to look at the "coloured tights".
Quite an eyesore.

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls And Cycling Shorts. by cantell(m): 12:57am On Feb 16, 2012

Cycling shorts/three "quarter" trousers is more popular in the west.
It's convenient for women who change underwears once in six months.
Pants are easily torn and can cause yeast infection for a woman, if it's worn more than once or twice without washing.
But "tights" is a different thing altogether. They can wear it for as long as they want, without washing.
To make matters worst, the tights are usually coloured.
For me, any woman putting on cycling shorts or "tights" as they prefer to call it, lacks a proper hygiene in my books.
Such a woman is a no go area for me.

Career › Re: Ecobank Commences Mass Sack Of Oceanic Bank Staff by cantell(m): 10:55pm On Feb 15, 2012

ijigbamigb:
I wander ooo, I just dey pray for family men wey go loose them jabs, cus diz kind thn dey cus depression, wey fit lead to bad things,

They do bad things even when they have a job, but i guess the "bad thing" level go change.

Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: Slim Psp For Sale Silver Colour by cantell(m): 4:50pm On Feb 14, 2012

^Bros You go gree for 15k?
Where do you stay in lagos?

Phone/Internet Market › Re: [ Like Brand New ] Bb Tour 9630 4sale With Pictures. . ! by cantell(m): 1:04pm On Feb 14, 2012

^Wtf! Until money enter ur hand, that phone is still for sale.

Romance › Re: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by cantell(m): 12:47pm On Feb 14, 2012

Dyt:
^^ seriously i dont know
i dont snatch ppls bf
mayb er bf s flirtin arnd me
u know u guys can so compare

Smh, effizi. For sum1 who wants to stay out of trouble, you're doing a good job.

Romance › Re: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by cantell(m): 12:33pm On Feb 14, 2012

Dyt:
goldie s a witch
i ll pass

You sure say you no snatch im boyfriend? Cos dis kind fight for val no make sense.

Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by cantell(m): 11:53pm On Feb 13, 2012

ThiefOfHearts:
Dont know why Igbo boy is using a Yoruba screen name btw.

Now, how did you get to that conclusion?
Must have some kind of beef with Igbo guys, cos the last time i checked, they aren't the only ethnic group in Nl.

coogar:
ayettymama, put a c[i]o[/i]ck in your mouth and gag.
scandal? what silly scandal?

Wtf! O boy lwkmd!

Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by cantell(m): 8:01pm On Feb 13, 2012

*feels her forehead wit the back of his hand*
Chei! Dis one na valetine fever.

Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by cantell(m): 6:32pm On Feb 13, 2012

^tell her to snap out of her fantasy love - na internet she dey.

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