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Osiris.212:
. . . .And the herd mentality symdrome continues! "Its hurts my eyes","I couldn't cum while self servicing cos of the new theme", . . . .. "My dad just divorced my mom cos of the new nairaland". Nigerians are really funny.

There's no herd mentality in this.
The new look is horrible and it strains the eye.
It's not friendly especially to people who read a lot on the forum.
I'm a member in some other forums who changed their site design and graphics. Their new look, beats the hell out of the old one.
I can't say the same about this one. I love the direct quote and the like button, aside from that, the rest is crap.

It loads faster but it's still crap!
I might need to use an eyedrop after viewing this.
The guy who designed this should be given 48 strokes of cane. It looks childish from all angles.
Seun, wait till you see the drop from the nos of members/visitors coming to this site.
Go to symbianize or ipmart forum dot com and see what the colour and graphics of a good site looks like.

Still available.

ak47mann:
coward yaribas even the femi guy might be dodgy because is in their DNA this people are not to be trusted a green snake in a green grass

Anyone who makes you his enemy is a dead man.

Vavavoom:
I know you got experience in doing this, but I haven't got an ''i.d.i.o.t-control'' button. So here's the deal, revel, drink to your ego, tomorrow when we wake the fundamental flaws of our country would have solved themselves.

Mumu, last time i checked, this thread wasn't about how to solve the fundamental flaws of our country.

Vavavoom:
@big Sean,

No mind the slowpoke. Came back with the same retort after a 50 minute interval- weda na hissy fit from excited hormones of a ''small victory'' abi na outright  - I guess it truly is hard to free i.d.i.o.t.s (read f.o.o.l.s, if u will) from the chains they revere.

Like i said earlier, you're too dumb to point out an error.
Big sean read my comment and apologized. Thats exactly what mature people do.
Can't say the same about you, bloody mofo!

phraoh:
Every sunday = Rice
=:>Every noodles na
indomie
=:>Igbo girls like money
=:>Yoruba girls are dirty
=:>Mix maltina and peak
milk= blood tonic
(lwkmd)

=:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel

Lol. Before nko?

Vavavoom:
Am sorry you are caught with the wrong acquaintance, if your circle only moves about  then you've defined yourself. Pity me, I don't exist to please your niche - not o.r.g.a.s.m.i.c and can't shake your bravado fantasy, least if I agreed with you, both of us will still be wrong

And since you travel faster than light to hear and see guys who talk like shyte, am sure I have heard you but sorry amigo, you don't sound brighter

I don't expect you to please my niche or whatever you call it.
The most important thing is that the South African govt has apologised and thats all that really matters. Whatever comes after, is nothing but crap.
My second post was an error, but i guess you're too daft to know that.

Vaavavoom,
I read your comments and i must say, you're quite a troll.
I've seen guys who feel like shyt about themselves, but you top the list.
Hide your head in shame.
Talk about disloyalty - *spits*

Vaavavoom,
I read your comments and i must say, you're quite a troll.
I've seen guys who feel like shyt about themselves, but you top the list.
Hide your head in shame.
Talk about disloyalty - *spits*

Goldieluks:



Which scores are we settling? You need me to lend you some cash to pay for your discharge from yaba right?  

Keep running your mouth. What you actually need is a smack in the slats, it'll surely give your mouth a break.

Goldieluks:

I see you woke up on the right side of your bed today. Nice one! big head!  

Biscuithead, when you're done wit the patronizing, we still have scores to settle.

La Parisienne:
@OP
Just so you know, being stabbed in your sleep with a kitchen knife can also be justified by temporary insanity or provocation.

La Parisienne:
Sis it's a joke, I can't even hurt a fly. Think I saw that in a movie or something. Lol

For you to have posted this in an open forum shows you've thought about it and probably considering it in near future.
Just so you know, once the gel is out of the toothpaste, it never goes back in.

deshclones:
the guy no dey see, you ought to know that by now, always forming holier than thou attitude, bet he is a real c0rk sucker in real life, 

Sezkills, i pray day and night to jam you in real life, chai, you seriously irritate me, i go treat you forkup, just watch your back, 

@OP, your next bottle of beer is on me,

Lol. Thought i was the only one.
The silly [b]w[/b]anker moves around the forum like a vulture, attacking views and opinions that contrast with his especially on women's affairs.
The albino craves for female attention as if he's life depends on it.
Sadly, some girls actually think it's cool but we know better.
@topic,
I'm against any type of violence, slapping, hitting etc.
Walking away is the best you can do, no matter the situation.
Violence can mar the future of any relationship. A mere slap(like some would call it) can change what a partner feels about the other.
Some think it's okay to slap just to correct their partner mistakes, but it all starts with one. Next you wanna increase it to two and before you know it, you've already reached the pouncing level.
Violence can never earn anyone respect in a relationship. It does the opposite.
In a scale of 1-10, a woman's respect for her partner goes down to 5 the moment he raises his hand towards her.
Same goes to men who are abused by their partners.

Goldieluks:



Are you done nutter? In fact I don't have your time, replying you is like attacking a mad blind lame brain
Psycho. Go back to your mental ward fool! Your 15 mins break is over![color=#550000]

Rantings of a local champion!
Nl has given you a life, since there was zero chances of you having any.
Enjoy it while it lasts - Mgbeke!

Goldieluks:
Getting better? Was I feeling sick?
I wonder whose crack you must have stolen tonight!  Stop stalking me
am not facebook!

I knew it! I knew she would say the magic word - stalking.
Thats what foools like you say on Nl to make themselves look important.
Better check up the real meaning of stalking cos the last time i checked, i was part of this thread before you lost it.
For your information, if i decide to stalk you, you'll run mad.
So keep the stalkin crap for newbies and congos.

Biscuithead, Keep foolin yourself.
Must have forgotten to use stalking.
Thats exactly what Nl mofos use these days.

^Uglyluks, seriously whats going on?
I thought you were getting better?

Goldieluks:
Re: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful In 9ja? Capital NO!

See ugly mgbeke talking. Tell me, how would you know a beautiful chick if you see one?

Goldieluks:



Slap myself out of reality to become like you Hell No!

Chicken head, keep jonesin.
Thats what crack heads do.

Goldieluks:
[color=#550000]
Mind you, if you had walked away and stay out for like two to three hours,your girl would have calmed
down and even apologise to you concerning her actions. But no, you stayed back to beat her up. Bedroom champion,clap for yourself.

Famous last words.
Boldie, slap yourself out of reality.

Tosinville:
cantell
Bro, you know exactly the
modafocka you gonna shoot
first!




Yeah! bro, i knw da modafuckin light skin dude.

Light skin? You give the focker too much credit.
He's a confirmed albino.

detriot007:
Got posted to Abuja, wanted lagos though, anyone know any oil company in abj

There's a gino vegetable oil company somewhere in outskirts of abuja.
Wanna hook up with them?

Tosinville:
Man, who are all these ones that always try to look like Mr.Nice-guy to nairaland ladies by not voicing out the truth? i need to get my rifles & 9mm to start shooting 'em off and sending them to an early grave.

Bro, you know exactly the modafocka you gonna shoot first!

kemiola89:
we love each other but he doesnt take tins serious,he calls once in a month,and stil claims am always on his mind

[b]T[/b]it for tat. You ladies do it all the time.
It's quite obvious you love him more than he does, else reverse would be the case.

Osiris.211:
This is the hero that led Ojukwu out of Biafra in the middle of the night, disguised like a market woman.




www.nairaland.com/attachments/651625_Black_Scorpion_jpgd3057d4afd0afe3977e754b23323963f

Genocide is not an act of bravery but the actions of a coward.

^but bros o, you get mind.
You hit am so teee, she fall yakata for ground.
If to say dat girl murd nko? Wetin you for do?

^^you neva see sef!
@topic,
1.Smell of sand after a few rain drops during the dry season.
2. Smell of new born baby and above all, the smell of cool cash.

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Smashing your phone is disrespectful but not a criminal offence. . . Beating her up is disrespectful AND a criminal offence. . .

Bro, thank your stars she is not my sister, be thankful too if she has no elder brothers to handle your pathetic arse. . . If i was you, i'd look for a way to appease her. . .

Nairaland can only soothe your conscience, NAIRALAND CANNOT SAVE YOU!

Watch your back. . . FOOL![/color]

Shut ur trap!
We're sick and tired of your hook up & crappy posts. If she was ur sister, what would happen? Heavens will fall?
Go siddon jor!
The silly girl did it on purpose to weigh his reaction and she got more than she bargained for.
Smashin his property cos she was ignored is no excuse.
If the guy had slapped or hit her and she smashed her phone in retaliation, it would be justified at least.
But she just smashed the phone - for no fuckin reason!

No comment for now. Investigation still on.