₦airaland Forum

Callotti: Sorry dias. . . this 'hot old lady' has been taken by you fellow Igbo man.
Stop wishing. . .
I also have 14 male friends on NL. . .eat your hearts out!

So? Still out of point.
You should forward your comment for review to me before you post.

Callotti: I don't patronize such 'romantic' adventures for traders.
Not my concern.
I have NEVER seen the inside of a luxurious bus. . .not to mention travel at night to ANY part of Nigeria.
Not that indigent!
Thank you lord!
Now, this is what I call 'bushmeat' transportation.
Ta!

Who wants to be fin-ger-erd inside a night bus by a local trader for crying our loud?

Always out of point. How old are you?

^recycled joke.

Lots of punctuation marks are missing in your write up.
You should use them to make it easier to read.

Please where can i download the new fringe season 4 episode 15?

Sagamite: My God!

Can people just type in English for heavens sake.

I first thought how did this become a New York city thread (nyc).

What is so hard in tpying "nice" instead of "nyc"?

What is so hard in typing "and" instead of "nd"?

What is so hard in typing "matter" instead of "mata"?

What is so hard in typing "overcome" instead of "ovacome"?

This is just self-degeneration at its best when one needs to be aiming for self-development.

Smh, He neva disappoints. My favourite Nl brawler.
I also hate the use of the word "nuffin". It irritates me like mad.

olayinka1987: But you said you was Igbo in one thread then South African in the other. Which are you?

Na bat she go be.
Mammal and at the same time a bird.

deshclones: ...guess cretin is the only english insult you've learnt in your sojourn abroad...

Lmao!

Mrs.Chima:
LMAO@adding a photo will make YOU LESS UGLY AND bleeped UP.

What do you know about fake personality and life? Are you guilty of such?
No, I don't thin[b]k EVERYONE IS A FOOL, but YOU ARE A FOOL[/b].
Yes, I am married and a few posts doesn't mean I spend hours on NL, dummy.
Don't hate because I can do that, biatch.
You may want to address your issues to Platinumnk and ask her to refund the money she scammed from you.

From the look of things, she didn't take much.

You have thousands of crappy posts and yet you call them a few posts. Tell that to the birds!
You must have lived in denial for a very long time* married ko, married ni.
Married women in Nl are mostly in the family, fashion or food section.
But the mumu mrs chima is running around with lil boys in romance/sexuality section.
The worst part of this scenario is that, you now believe in your own lies.
I must continue to say this, you're either platinumnk or just another dumbfuck that thinks alot like her.
Mrs chima**scoffs**

Evagreenfields: Ermm I have also decided to get married in the next 18 months max. . .so how ll it b ;DZ
Ermm I have also decided to get married in the next 18 months max. . .so how ll it b. Hehehe

See as you take style dey enter the guy.
@topic,
I'm not married yet but when i do, it's gonna be cool the first year and ever after.

I stay in lagos.
Still available. . .

Aww. Sucks being ugly and bleeped up huh?

If i was ugly, your pics would have been in your profile.
But with your fake life/personality, i doubt if that will ever happen.
Mrs Chima indeed! Married and yet you spend the better part of your day in NL.
You must think we are all fools.
The mofos who never put up their profile pics, are usually the ones quick to point out faults in other people's pics.
All i know, you could be that ugly platinumnk in another username.

denzel2009: the days you wrap your new text books with brown paper and never bother to open them again.
the days when lennards and bata shoes are the swag
the days when you fear your teachers more than your parents
the days when punishment has meaning like stood down
the days when your compare marks of beatings on your bodies with friends.

O boy see as you dey relive my childhood.
I had to remove public trans from ur quote, na leg i take waka. I dey chop the trans money for "break period"lol
@topic,
I remember -
The days when we use day by day reader(obi big shoe)
Still remember using slate in school. At the end of the school day, we eat up the chalk we use in writing.
Remember our old black & white tv without remote.
Never needed the remote though, cos it was just 2 channels only.lol
I still Remember the days when we play brick game cos it was the best.
the days when we watch indian films like Sunita(vada raha) mard, toofan, jamuna(ghazab)etc

denzel2009: the days you wrap your new text books with brown paper and never bother to open them again.
the days when lennards and bata shoes are the swag
the days when you fear your teachers more than your parents
the days when punishment has meaning like stood down
the days when your compare marks of beatings on your bodies with friends.

O boy see as you dey relive my childhood.
I had to remove public trans from ur quote, na leg i take waka. I dey chop the trans money for "break period"lol
@topic,
I remember -
The days when we use day by day reader(obi big shoe)
Still remember using slate in school. At the end of the school day, we eat up the chalk we use in writing.
Remember our old black & white tv without remote.
Never needed the remote though, cos it was just 2 channels only.lol
I still Remember the days when we play brick game cos it was the best.

bittyend: Phreakabit
Onlytruth
Beaf
ekwy nwa
Ikeyman00
chino11
megawong
okija_juju (he just joined the crew)
chyz**

Guess it would kill you if you include these names -Oga awo,Ekt bear, bluetooth, ileke-idi,dayokanu, rhino etc.
Fooolish bigot!

Ileke-IdI:
Mo ti so fun pe ti Yoruba yen ba fisile, o le wa omo Bini tabi omo Fulani.
I dont understand why Yoruba men are the most wanted. You guys must have your own personal babalawos giving you love potions

Most wanted?
Yeah, in your dreams!

Seun: He has been logged in before new nairaland and he is still logged in, so the problem is spiritual.

^^Making fun of your members? It sounds childish you know.
Do something about the bright colour.
You said you'd make some changes, the colour should have been the first on ur list.
I'm even suprised you haven't noticed the blinding brightness of ur new Nl.

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kelz88: Why would any guy in his right mind want to keep his nails, let alone this long? And why would a girl in her right mind be ok with her man's nails like this?! (Pic taken from a member's profile) I've only ever seen this nastiness in Nigeria. Chicks/guys, do you dig this?

One man's food. . .you know the rest.

Still available.

baby.me:
You think it's funny?

Lol. Wetin you wan make i do?
All i know is that, i can never take pictures of somethin like that, let alone post it on the internet.
It has perversion written all over it.
Btw, still Rotfl!

O boy laugh wan kill me!
See mad skills on display!
Shey na de girl abi the boy dey on top?>

@op,
5yrs is a lot. If you were of the same age or he was 2yrs younger, it would have made sense.
For example, In community age groups, you guys can't even be in the same age group.
For you to live comfortably with this guy, you must be more than willing to endure a lot.
No matter how smart or mature he sounds, some of his utterances or behaviours is still gonna sound childish to you since you're older.

Idowuogbo: U dont dull at all

Mrs.Chima:

Well, I'll be damned!
Seems there's a coalition of Cranky bitches.
They're having a field day.

Ileke-IdI:
Should this then explain why you think your profile picture is smegzy?

I don't think, i know so. I mean, my enemies can't be wrong or can they?
But feel free to criticise, it's a free world.

lalaosky: Lwkmd...hahahahahahahaha...o boy ye...naija pple wicked die...easy folks..dis ogre myt b readin this

Na person papa you dey ogre.
Make im son no catch you for dia.

MyNaijaLove89: Is there much difference? I cant tell yet, but then again it all depends on the individual not a whole.....Just my thoughts....

God gave you good luks but filled your brain wit nothing.
Seriously, what does it feel like, moving around wit an empty head?

Idowuogbo: ^And ur point is?

Mstewwwww!!!

You can "msteww" all you want, just take you notice mi act to someone else.

olayinka1987: Come on now, no-one likes Igbos.

And you wonder why?
Maybe they have something others who hate them don't have? Just like israel and its neighbours.
Go sleep bro. The hate can't kill them, it only makes them stronger.