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Richvkunt:
^^^
What is bad about my analysis?
Can't you see I am on your side?
Do you know those pros.titutes have boyfriends who they actually love?
[b]Besides they don't KISS their customers,they save their mouths for their boyfriends!

Izdatso? Now how would you know that?
Someone is a regular customer.

2buff:
OP. Welcome 
Like I'v said countless times, this is just an outlet for the distinguished lady Chima.
In real life, she's a humble wife who Shuts TFU when her husband is talking and who washes(and probably sniffs  ) his dirty pant and boxer shorts.

Naturally, given  chance, such would want to portray themselves as what they could never achieve in real life. 
It's like those friends women have who tell their other friends not to take sh1t from their men and go "oh no he didn't " yet in their relationship are so meek and happily take abuse for the priviledge of having a man. 

Bro, you must be a seer.
How you take know na?

2buff:
^^
But seeing as you didn't deny my allegations, Your quiet acceptance of the stated facts are noted.

Gbam!

Mrs, Chima:
[size=44pt]See Sexkillz? [/size]

You hear those wounded hating manbitches?

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Mrs, Chima:
[size=44pt]See Sexkillz? [/size]

You hear those wounded hating manbitches?

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Beckoning on your arse-kisser to comment? (He never disappoints)
Keep circling round this thread like a vulture waitin for its prey. It'll do you no good.
Even with the tiny walls you built around you, i can still see that you're just a depressed girl probably bullied in high school and you've resorted to taking out your anger on Nairaland.

sexkillz:


[color=#000055][size=14pt]Cantell that was lame and below par. Read my previous reply and digest it! If you cant take the heat, get out of the gadem oven. . . Nuff said! [/size][/color]

Idiota! You just quoted ur [b]b[/b]itch's comment.

Mrs, Chima:
YOU ARE STILL HERE NIGGA?

You are so busy with life and YET STILL have time to sniff and smell MY ARSE.   You know all about arse smelling man-lover.   

Yeah, you run back to reality and keep waving that sign saying, You are still a broke, sensitive, no name, hating manbitch.   

Hotpants, I ain't going nowhere, not with silly people running around and making a foool of themselves.
Manhating bitch. . .blah blah blah!
You might wanna save ur dumb comments for another wimp cos they don't move me.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt][font=gabriola]It start's with "Cantell is an obscurant obfuscated doofus, with the intellect of a dimwitted mosquito!" And then it ends with me calling you a "discombobulated baboon!". . . Sounds much better!

I can imagine the nos of times you reloaded this page just to see my comment. Sorry to have kept you waiting, i got other things to do. Unlike you, i don't go around licking & sniffing a$$e$ all day.
Tell me, how does it feel like, moving around all day smelling like a$$?

Mrs, Chima:
I hate Chima, I love Chima, Chima is a man, Chima is a frog, Chima is a racist, Chima is a man hater, and Chima is looking for attention.

Sexkillz, you are catching up with me. I typed your name in search engine and you are quite popular like me suga.

People loves to hate us, understandably so.

What better way to analyse thy self.
Like i said earlier, you're just congo.
Btw, the more popular you are in nl, the more idle & jobless in reality.
So long.
*runs back to reality*

Idowuogbo:
^Hehehe I knew u wud quote me , am simply irresistible.Akin dint find it personal y do u find d need to rebuild Jericho.U obviously don your  research haven't u nl Meguard dats y u ave my statistics registered in your medular.Dude do me a favour go and dive in a frozen lake it seems d steam surrounding your braincells nids some cooling off.

^^Aww! Must have hit a nerve fatso. You were expecting me? Truth hurts you know?
Maybe you might wanna dial down on those ridiculous taunts of yours. It's no fun at all, we're getting tired of it
Take a break or something.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]
We dont have frozen lakes here. Suggest the 3rd mainland bridge for him na. All the peeps that i have recommended that bridge to, attested to it's efficacy! Its standards of brain cooling are quite high! [/size][/color]

Oh! The romance section cargo is kissing arse now. He's been kissing his arse for a while now, so thats expected. what else can he do?
I believe his next statement would start with "discombobulated".

seanet02:
[size=50pt]Ojukwu the bingo is a stup/id man for killing millions [/size]

Smh. Another slowpoke.

Akin1212:
There is a certain mrs chima on nairaland, she is always bragging about her feminine abilities. Seeking independence in the real world and translating it to superiority over men.  i wouldn't be suprised if she's a mechanic or a carpenter. She also insults a lot of guy's, it's very outrageous. She does not exhibit any form of submission instead she terms it as slavery. Plus she's too saucy and all. But she said she's a mrs i wonder who mr chima is?

Bros, you're completely right. Some cowards may disagree with you but deep down in their hearts, they know it's true.
But they'd rather $hit on their pants than face their almighty mrs.
She knows dis too and thats exactly what she wants. But in reality, she's a congo.(silly and more silly)

Idowuogbo:
Akin Akin akinn u wan use rake comb hair abi, I have said dis times without number evryone is entitled 2 woeva character dey wanna play on nl. I like u so I won't b harsh but pls help me fetch water for Red sea its seems u idle,

You always find humor in other people's pain.
Now tell me, why would the kettle call the pot black?
It's like Mr Cork saying that 190 is jobless.
You've spent a year and some months logged in since you registered.
How much more idle can anyone get?

coogar:
you need to get a life if it annoys you that a girl is engaged with her fone.
if the whole bb messaging ish irks you that much - then stop dating blackberry carrying babes. this can be your criterion of choosing who you want to date. if she owns a blackberry, don't even bother. move on to the next girl using a sagem or mitsubishi phone.

Nawa ooo! Why the attack na?
The guy chop wetin dem keep for you?

fuckojukwu:
yes a big shame

Another jobless congo!
Could be any of these cargoes - Eko ile, dayokanu, alj harem,lagcity, namfav, bluetooth or the mongolese dat calls himself okija juju.

Idowuogbo:
Cantell dont tempt me, u running faster dan your guardian angel.

*smiles and quickly changes to his mean face*
Says who?

Onye ngbu.

Yemi.

slimyem:
yes,i understand pidgin buh reading it is headache for me esp. the razz kind that you write(no offeince).
Anyways,forgerrit!

*rubs his eyes repeatedly*
I thought i saw "now explain". Wetin happen na?
Anyway, don't even try to understand what she's posting. Most times, she's under the influence of . . .(don't ask me)

dayokanu:
Ojuku was just a confused man.

One moment he is a Biafra warlord who fears nothing, The next moment he is in skirt, wrapper and gstring running away to Abidjan

One moment he is always for Biafra, Next Moment he is contesting for NIGERIAN president

One moment he told hungry people to fight till death, Next moment he is back in National party of Nigeria collected his full Military benefits while his Biafran soldiers are suffering

One moment he told them Naija soldiers would violation them next moment he is back in Nigeria marrying Miss Nigeria against her fathers wishes

One moment he would rant Awolowo betrayed him, Next moment Awolowo is the best president Nigeria never had

What a duplicitous Biatch

Whats your damn business if he's confused?
You've been jumping around threads about Ojukwu, yapping like a mad dog.
Did he kill your grandparents during the war?
Why don't you let us decide if he's confused or not?
I wonder why people get worked up over other people's business.

Natasha,,:
lmao *falls from ladder*  

All this falling sef! The other time it was from a chair, now na ladder.
Sure say no be epilepsy?

190_@:
and strolling rite behind her **looking at her sexy arse**

Alas! Our favourite comedian's back.
How convenient!

michelin89:
I'm trying so hard but it's tough being like her!

Yeah, tell me about it.

Ms. Potato:
When the guy behaves like he is the 'IT' thing today (he thinks he is smart, he thinks he is the wisest, when he thinks he is the sexiest, when he think he is the most handsome one there. there is a limit whn a person wants to show his confidence)


I swear, I will give him a HOT SLAP till his momma no go remember his face no more!HMM!  

Look my friend, e be like say na dog you want. Which kain listing be dat?

michelin89:
Looks and education! Dislike illiterates with a passion. And some guys no matter what degree they have, they remain illiterates in their minds!

Correct me if i'm wrong, but this poster sounds like michelin.
(always out of reach)

tpia@:
@ topic

well, ojukwu was a focal point for igbos everywhere.

so what happens now- who is going to unify the igbos?

Now tell me, how's that any of your business?
Last time i checked, you're still a yoruba.

Mr, Cork:
ermmm bro.  wher the heck is ibadana or ogun states?  [b]Am from London!!

You must be a complete cargo to type that crap!
What happened to google search or maps?

highland:
Yes, i can count two times. But i only laugh and go to buy a better one.

Must be into nokia 1200 cos thats the only viable reason for laughing and buying of a better one.(nokia 1202)

Okija_juju:
He didnt end the war!!

The Nigerian Soldiers had contained Biafran soldiers and had him pinned down. He knew his days were numbered so he ran away by night, in a canoe to Ivory Coast.

That war was over and he knew it!

He ran like a b'itch and I would have agreed to lower the flag for a dead soldier than for a coward.

Nwoke m rijuo nsi afo.
A coward like you dies a thousand times before his death.

ismhab:
Ndi igbo, by tribe i'm an igbo man, with regard to lowering nigerian flag, i'm not with you, ojukwu is the cause of our problems, we have been marginalised since the war end, up to now we can not produce president in nigeria and we have the highest number of armed robbers in nigeria.

Big foool! I don't seem to understand why anyone would claim to be from a tribe just to diss them.

Hotie Tima:


i think it's bettter that way like really who wants to see they faces man,


i don't want to cry some ugly ppl make me cry u know.

Guess you don't have a mirror, lest you'll be in tears everytime you look at it.

Mrs, Chima:
Nairaland men make a woman wants to boil her uterus, npples, focal point, and anus.  

Per. . Per. . .pervert!
Do yourself a favour, Check into a warm psychiatritic centre.

chino11:
30 pages and counting. This is pure opinion to further prove Ojukwu as the most influential Nigerian and Africa at large. Ikemba Nnewi go in peace. Even in death the Yorubas are still in fear.

Lol. You too gbaski!

Op,
Wait for it. . .Buhari's supporters would be here in a bit and you'll get more than you bargained for.
Hope you have the strength to fight.lol

olyivy:
He meant your real dad, not the one they told you is your dad!

If only he knew. The guy na cargo!
His mother got pregnant at a party, it could be anybody.

olyivy:
To even suggest that his people go to war not to even be talking about dying in one is laughable.

[size=15pt]They dont fight! They just open their mouth from ear to ear and shout YEEE!! Next thing you know, they run!  [/size]

Thats exactly why they hate brave people like ojukwu.lol