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PoliticsRe: We’re Not Northerners- Middle-belt Youths by cantell(m): 10:35pm On Dec 09, 2011
alj_harem:
No it is not caused by hausa or fulani but the state government of each individual states that have failed to address the issue of land space.


Jos case was the same thing
If there was a nobel prize for stupidity, you'd be bagging the prize for a decade!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Monarchs Get N46m Car Gift From Fashola by cantell(m): 11:21pm On Dec 08, 2011
Eko Ile:
What is your problem gan sef? Na ya papa dey pay my internet bill ni? See me see trouble of ,

Back to sender sha.
If mumu people were to earn money for the level of their foolishness, you'll probably be earning millions of dollars.
Idiota!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Monarchs Get N46m Car Gift From Fashola by cantell(m): 4:38pm On Dec 08, 2011
Eko Ile:
D oyou normally feel sorry for your self when you are havin fun?
Still smh. E no go better for person wey do you this thing.
Jokes EtcRe: Best Joke Of December by cantell(m): 4:31pm On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz:
Mustspin and McAdem violated a
princess and were
brought to the king for
punishment. The king asked them to go and fetch as many fruits as they
can. McAdem
returned with
15 oranges, the king
ordered his guards  to
insert the oranges into his arse. McAdem
screamed and cried
throughout the whole process. Suddenly he
began to laugh really
loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing;
pointing ahead he said
''Look at Mustspin, he
is bringing water
melons!"
he he
This is your best december joke?
I feel like filling a pillowcase with broken bottles and beating you to death with it.
Imagine!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Wrong With Mrs Chima? by cantell(m): 4:24pm On Dec 08, 2011
REALITY101:
Akin mehn that biach is a dude as in she-he got a pen1s she-he's suffering gender confusion anemia.
O boy! Rotf!
FamilyRe: Things You Dislike About Your Father! by cantell(m): 4:02pm On Dec 08, 2011
@op,
Hate is strong word so i prefer to use resent.
My father is too generous and accommodating in a very annoying way.
How can someone take the responsibilities of his brothers & sisters/in-laws (financially)all by himself?
Even dangote is not that generous!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Monarchs Get N46m Car Gift From Fashola by cantell(m): 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2011
Eko Ile:
I know, I just enjoy messing with these iilliterate clowns.
Smh, sorry for ya sef.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Told That You Are Pretty Or Handsome Publicly by cantell(m): 3:20pm On Dec 08, 2011
Goldieluks:
no be you be cantell? abi them get another cantell for NL?
i just dey reply you because you asked,nothing more! have a nice day!
!
Nawa oo! Wetin i do na?
Hia! See me see wahala!
If i talk, dem go talk. If i no talk, dem go still talk.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jumbo Breaks Up With Longtime Boyfriend Uche Ikechukwu by cantell(m): 2:19pm On Dec 08, 2011
Make she dey break up anyhow, when six go nack for her head, she go no say hamattan dey cold.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Told That You Are Pretty Or Handsome Publicly by cantell(m): 1:57pm On Dec 08, 2011
Goldieluks:
Embarrassed that someone has been watching me from afar, unknowingly to me.
Embarrassed cause he's a stranger.
Embarrassed cause i'll feel weird,especially when i don't find him attractive. that's just me,lol.
I see(even though i no see anything)
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Told That You Are Pretty Or Handsome Publicly by cantell(m): 1:46pm On Dec 08, 2011
Goldieluks:
I'd feel embarrassed, say 'thank you' and walk away,lol.
Embarrassed? Why? You resemble i go die?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Monarchs Get N46m Car Gift From Fashola by cantell(m): 1:30pm On Dec 08, 2011
lagerwhenindoubt:
That will never happen because the Ijaws have an opportunity to engage both lagosians and other non-indigenous ethnic groups in the development of their communities - (roads, health, education) since all ACN chairmen failed to perform the past 8 years - they would rather fight OPC. The Igbos in Surulere (Yahoo-Yahoo, Nollywood and Import-Exports business) have soo much money to upturn the politics of Lagos in their favor but what are they doing  huh Trust every Ndigbo to fight against themselves when it is in their best interest not to.  - The only pinch Lagos will feel is every Christmas and Easter when non-indigenous ethnic groups (who own most micro-businesses) go to their home-town. we are left with poorly cooked amala and all sorts of bush yoruba delicacies  grin  grin  grin  grin and area boys
Lol @ bolded words. You think say you get mouth?
Just wait till tpiah or ileke idi sees the words in bold letters.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Monarchs Get N46m Car Gift From Fashola by cantell(m): 12:53pm On Dec 08, 2011
lagerwhenindoubt:
That will never happen because the Ijaws have an opportunity to engage both lagosians and other non-indigenous ethnic groups in the development of their communities - (roads, health, education) since all ACN chairmen failed to perform the past 8 years - they would rather fight OPC. The Igbos in Surulere (Yahoo-Yahoo, Nollywood and Import-Exports business) have soo much money to upturn the politics of Lagos in their favor but what are they doing  huh Trust every Ndigbo to fight against themselves when it is in their best interest not to.  - The only pinch Lagos will feel is every Christmas and Easter when non-indigenous ethnic groups (who own most micro-businesses) go to their home-town. we are left with poorly cooked amala and all sorts of bush yoruba delicacies  grin  grin  grin  grin and area boys
Technology MarketRe: Neatly Used Nokia 5230 For Sale. by cantell(op): 11:56am On Dec 08, 2011
This one is clean. The screen has been covered with protective cover right from day one. Accessories include original charger and the nokia 2gb m.card.
12k last.
PoliticsRe: 7 Same-sex Nigerians Demonstrate At Nigerian House In New York by cantell(m): 6:07pm On Dec 07, 2011
debosky:
People are starving in Africa and children dying of disease, Boko Haram is bombing people to death and homosex-uals getting married is the most pressing problem?

You are no better than the ga-ay bonobo monkeys if you think that.  grin
Before you learn to fly, you must learn to walk.
At least they're doing something.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Told That You Are Pretty Or Handsome Publicly by cantell(m): 5:00pm On Dec 07, 2011
Emmyz:
If a pretty lady or handsome guy walk up to you publicly in the midst of your friends and say:

"Hi, i was just looking at you from afar, and i can't control myself but to tell you how handsome you are"

How would you feel and what would you do?
People wey worwor nko?
Technology MarketRe: Neatly Used Nokia 5230 For Sale. by cantell(op): 3:14pm On Dec 07, 2011
Still available.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: *~ Gadotor Voted The Satellite Poster Guru Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations! by cantell(m): 2:23pm On Dec 07, 2011
Sammu and Gadotor.
Technology MarketNeatly Used Nokia 5230 For Sale. by cantell(op):
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Christian Woman Sleep Around More Than Muslim Girls by cantell(m): 11:16pm On Dec 06, 2011
sexyliano:
why all the sleeping around are done by christian woman and not muslim woman?. All other sins are comited by christians and not muslims. please stop your christian woman from lying and doing sexing to every man they see and posing Unclad in public christian magazine too.
Congo! You should see what your muslim sisters are doing at night.
They are the worst! They cover their faces and body during the day but they're something else at night.
Used to mess around with some of them. In the afternoon she acts like a virg. but in the night, she's sucking a cork like mr biggs ice cream.
So shut the fork up!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Please Can I Know Those? Its Urgent by cantell(m): 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2011
^^abi o o o!
Smh again.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Please Can I Know Those? Its Urgent by cantell(m): 4:42pm On Dec 06, 2011
tellwisdom:
Please can i know those behind romance section?? Its urgent angry angry
Smh.
BusinessRe: Where To Buy Wholesale Cosmetic Products In Naija by cantell(m): 4:31pm On Dec 06, 2011
Get your original cosmetics from trade fair in lagos. Thats the best place you can buy these products at a good price.
I run a small supermarket and i sell cosmetics.
If you're low on cash, you can go to agege. There are some guys who sell good products there but at a slightly higher price.
Though sometimes it's the same price with trade fair.
CareerRe: In One Sentence Describe Your Boss. by cantell(m): 1:58pm On Dec 06, 2011
I'm my own boss, so i'm cool.
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Forcefully Ejected From Apartment (Pic) by cantell(m): 11:17am On Dec 05, 2011
Popularity is a job. You work to get it in and you work to stay in.
He did the first part but forgot the second.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Few Months Old Nokia 5230(black) For Sale. by cantell(op): 10:51am On Dec 05, 2011
Still available.
FamilyRe: Women! Please Stay With Your Husbands: by cantell(m): 7:28am On Dec 05, 2011
Richvkunt:
Look kid you don't know me.
What is the obvious? I happened to have worked in an hotel when I was coming up in life so I know a lot about girls who work in hotels as commercial se.x workers.The fact that I interacted with them does not mean I patronise them.
Superiority complex?Physician heal thyself-You were the one trying to be superior by implying that I am a patron of pros.titutes.For your information these girls are in to this business for myriads of reasons ,so stop being sanctimonious!
User name?-WTF is wrong with my user name? It is a compendium of different things in my life,but then considering your age I don't expect you to understand the irony in it.
I am done with you,but I still advise you to find your way to the romance section where your kind of posts belong.
PEACE!
Tell your lame-arse story to the birds.
You claim all grown up and matured but you can't take a simple joke. Whats the maturity there?
You must be living in denial. And if you're not guilty in any way, you wouldn't be bothered posting your life history.
Hotel worker my arse!
FamilyRe: Women! Please Stay With Your Husbands: by cantell(m): 8:35am On Dec 04, 2011
Richvkunt:
My friend,we are not joking here.This is grown folks talk.
Now be a good boy and run along and join your mates in the romance section
.
Yeah, you're all grown up! Feed that crap to someone who actually cares.
Whats with people and superiority complex? This is the net for heavens sake! I pointed out the obvious and you're getting uptight.
Can't say i blame you. Truth hurts.
And If you feel like being the superior guy here, you might wanna start with a change of username.
Sounds like a joke in this section!

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