₦airaland Forum

ifyalways:
Enwe, Im in a good mood . . . .thanks to the man you so envy but can NEVER be
I won't pay you no mind,just gafere,I choose my playground and who to play with and definietly it ain't here and you today
Ije oma

@Dayo,so na me good to tanda for kitchen?Na bicos i no be Amelika soja?

Nne gi enwe!
if you think i'll banter words with you, then you're more foolish than i thought.
The leopard can never change its spots - Ashi wey change base na still ashi.

ifyalways:
@OP,I'm going to tell u what i wud tell my sister and also pretend your hubby is my brother.

This man endured alot,deprieved himself alot of things to be able to get u over there.Perharps he never envisaged things wud get rough this way,maybe he had dreams and visions of u coming over and somehow,getting a "miracle job",could it be that things got rough at work for him?Don't go yet,pls this is a phase that wud pass away,biko.

What do u do spend all your day doing?when he gets back from work do u care enough to ask how his day went?His food ready and warm,house well kept?

You are not his slave honey but such lil' gestures goes a long way.

Make a joke out of the accent ish,when he walks through the door,meet him with a deep kiss,take his briefcase and in your best thick "igbotic-americana" accent go "love of my life hope u had a good day".Give him body massages at bed,talk abt your unemploymed state with him often and remind him daily to check out openings for you.



This phase too shall pass,stay and tame him!

**rubs his eyes to make sure he's not dreaming** Well. . .I'll be damned!

Someone has made a whole lot of changes to their post.

Lets hope the strides continues.

aieromon:
There' not dvb-h coverage in that area

Wrong. There's Dvb-h coverage in Sango.
Don't know about ijako but i've seen a friend watch dstv with his mobile there.

Where else? The murky area of Ajegunle.
Show ur face.

stagger:
You see, this is my point. Even the working class ones will start ordering drinks that cost N5,000 a glass, or order a bottle of something wey go reach N15,000 or N20,000. I have seen where a girl ordered a drink of N5,000 and took two sips only.

TWO BLOODY SIPS, AND N5,000 WAS GONE FROM A GUY'S POCKET.

These days, it seems there is no distinction. The ones wey dey do runs go tall you make you bring big money for night out, the working class ones will order expensive stuff when you take them out (and they will make sure they ask you to take them to one high class joint).

MY QUESTION IS: WHY?

I have journeyed a bit and this is peculiar to Naija babes. I wish some babes can throw more light and not deviate from the topic by abusing Abuja guys.

Na so!

Dotman01:
1. money
2. sex
3. money
4. sex
5. money

Gbam!

;d

Ujujoan:
I can't believe people are asking her to 'get a job' . . .  as if that will stop the man from being an insensitive prick!  

As if it's in anyway her fault that her husband is an a55!

@ Poster

My advice . . .  Yes, get a job, and the dump his sorry a55!    

Miss do good,
Getting a job can minimize the nagging to an extent.
A jobless woman is like a parasite. Always sucking the life out of the host.

Why u dey hide d oda half of ya face? Pimples dey for that side?

Effiko:
wat d hell would ma partner b doing wit ma fone did she sell ha own ?? totalli unaccaptable

Skeletons on your wardrobe?

Ms. Potato:
I dont see any difference really. I have done that and we are still the same

mama ngozi, how we go take know na?
We dey dia wit u?

bobbyray:
When you don't want to marry your girlfriend, just say:
baby,you know i love you very much and care about you,i just bought a 20 carat gold ring and i'm planning to propose when Arsenal wins both the premier league and champions league same season, na wa oo

Cargo! U no get work!
Leave my gunners alone!

Still available.

About to start a new business and i'm a bit worried.
I pray for wisdom,confidence and strength to make it.

@Op,
Get a job.
If you do that, he'll have no reason to complain.
He's frustrated cos he's probably the one footing all the bills at home.

:-x

I wanted to post my comment and i saw this post on her facebook page.
Very much identical to what i wanted to say, so i had to post this instead.
Wht do u cal JUSTICE? Ur winnin? U wanted a re-run and u got it. Why is it hard 4 u 2 accept defeat? Did u try 2 know ur popularity b4 u pickd dat senatorial form? D ppl have spoken, accept it. U r now pursuing ur selfish interest. Just pray u dont destroy ur image in d process. Ngige is a man of d ppl. He med a positiv impact in their lives. Wht did u do 4 dem?
Culled from facebook.

Czar-Chris:
LMFAO
The amazing thing they don't even know how to use a BB, they just ping, call and facebook finish, total under-utilization of the poor gadget.
Soon they'll be after tablets pc's, cos it's the in thing naija girls are so daft
The fake hair? A whole new issue, it smells like rotten egg, just let that cheap hair spray dry-off, even the flies will run for their dear life. Thats will they carry a sharp stick around to scratch their scalp with. GROSS!!!

Na soo!

Still Available.

Still available.

Available.

rokiatu:
I beg to differ.

Out of sight, but definitely not out of mind. Yaa is hard to pulled off but with the right person, is worth it.

Well. . .whatever floats your boat.
Just that, it amuses me whenever people say they're in a long distance relationship.
It makes me laugh.

Very much possible.
My parents has been together for a long time and they're still forging ahead.

rokiatu:
No one wants to be in it, but if you find yourself in one, what can you do?

Break it off.
There's little or no future in it.
Just two people decieving themselves.
Out of sight, out of mind.
@Op,
Brandy - Nothing.
I am nothing without u baby. . .

Rhino.5dm:
It is expected for igbo to LIE!
So, dont get twisted with the OP's assertion.

So obsessed with Igbos. Dem chop the food wey dem keep for you?
Geez!

go to their website or google the answers.

Dyt:
I can kiss a guy at 1st sight yh
even nt knowin him b4

**stammers** ash, ashi!