₦airaland Forum

Nwa afor is gone!
May your gentle soul rest in the bosom of the lord.
My condolences to your family.

Phate07:
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This man is just a sick bad loser.
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Na now you know?

Not working with Nokia E5.
I can't open it.

ceejay80s:
i remember sending the mobile tv apps to your email and u haven't not told us if the app worked on your e5

Wrong. It wasn't me.
Checked my mail before posting.
send to teecantell@gmail.com
So long.

Can I watch Tv with Nokia E5?

Truth is, some guys have a special relationship wit their mothers.
Maybe because of what they went through together over the years.
its not that easy to break such a relationship.
Yes, you can say you're the wife and all that but the truth is, there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
If you try to fight them, you'll end of having serious problems with them.
A single word from his mom, he'll kick you out without thinking about it for a second.
The guy is still young too. Doesn't really know much about marriage but i'm sure with time, he'll come around.
All you need do is to take care of your husband as much as you can and have faith.
What is yours is yours.

dayokanu:
Wetin OP dey talk, is she suspecting that son and mother dey collabo?

I'll pass.

Take that - patience

obinali:
In Igbo
Pawpaw Papaya: Igbo Okro Bekke
Shoe: apkukpo Ukwu
Mirror; Enyo
Cream: Ude
Hair: Ntutu
Beautiful girl: Nwata maranma
Greedy person; Onye anya ukwu
Motor; Ugbo ala

Some of your translations/spellings are wrong!
Shoe - Akpukpo Ukwu
Beautiful girl - Nwata nwanyi mara mma or nwa agbogho mara mma
bekee not bekke!

Always in forum games.

tpiah!:
^^how does my fineness or ugliness affect this topic?


anyway!!

i think i remember you

not interested in chatting, sorry.

dont take it personal.

You wish! me chat with you?
I'd rather smash my keyboard! lele!

edmondo:
@tankwa,re u sure u r really a lecturer?

Abeg help me ask am ooo!

Noyi:
It all started the day i went to the bank, the atms werent working so i had to enter and withdraw. Met her in the queue, noticed that we attended the same university, and had a little chat. we shared a taxi back to the campus and i thought that was it. Only for me to go to school the next day and hear from my friend that she had met him and told him how handsome she thought i was and asked for my name and my number! Naturaly i thought they were just joking only for her to seek me out in every nooke and crany of school demanding i give her my number! finally gave it to her and now i cant hear word again, always calling and demanding i come spend time with her, ive been giving all types of excuses to dodge but cant do that forever, Some how she thinks we are dating now, Was i too friendly or what? So please how do i let her know that am not interested without hurting her?

Guys sef! Una be white man dead bodi.
Carry dem up - no no no no no no no
Carry dem down - no no no no no no
Where dem go come put una sef?

tpiah!:
are they!!

enuff with the sacarsm! no be say you fine sef!

None. still a virgin.

@O.P,
try Nairaland.

megatran:
so ladies i would want u to rate this guy as per percentage and add a lil something, like cute, hot, cool etc
oya nw lets go!

Bros,
you look familiar. Shey you dey load bus for Oshodi?

alagha:
@op ,some day one person will come to settle your differences as well.

Gbam!

jjgirljay:
if only we can choose who to fall inlove with. if you do love her stay.

Story story - story!

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190:
[color=deeppink]yes the average cost of maintaing a relationship in nigeria is


Suya= N1,000 every evening!!

Manicure- N5,000 every 2weeks

Pedicure= N3,000 every once a month

Legicure= N2,500 every once a month

Black burry= N120,000 till a new model comes out

Black burry subscription = N5,000 every month!

Clothes = N50,000 every 2months

Hand bag= @Least N8-N10,000 each time she sees a newer model

Maybe a car= 5million NAIRA Honda's discussion continues may not be a bad idea ( change the car once every 2years )

Ice-cream= Every day sun shines

Mr.Biggs= N2,000 every afternoon ( MUST )

Pant ( pronounced pa-i-nt ) = N10,000 Each holiday celebrations

Fried MEAT= N800-N1,000 ( every evenings ) with a Bottle of ALIZE = N4,000 or Bottle of Small stout ( 3times a week )

ABORTION = N10,000- N15,000 ( Once a month )   

Do the calculation and let me know the outcome  

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@Poster,
We don't need a blog to tell us how to calm down a pissed off girlfriend cos its easy.
Just buy a blackberry for her(preferably Bold 2) with the monthly bundle included.
She's all yours.

tankwa:
i am a lectuer in a higher instition( polyteknich)
I need a lady(working class) to marry.
b/w 25 and 28 yrs.

A lecturer that cannot even spell. You're a $hithead.
Go find work jor!

nusdog:
How can someone get votes from where he never campaigned?

Power of incumbency.

ahidjo:
ONLY FOR THOSE that are honest. Dishonest people should keep off

1. Were the election results from south east and South South altered, inflated and rigged for PDP?
2. Is there any measure put in place presently to scrutinize the ballots from these zones?
3. When is the government going to start arresting and prosecuting election riggers (rigging is worse than military coup)?
4. Why is an average Nigerian not bothered about fraud and consequences of fraud?
5. Why must we continue to rig elections and expect every thing to continue to be okay?
6. Must we continue to accept rigged elections in Nigeria. 1999 rigged, 2003 rigged, 2007 rigged, 2011 rigged? (2015 to be rigged if nothing happens now)
7. Are we going to continue to rig elections and continue asking the losers to accept defeat?
8. Is it okay to rig elections at all for any body?
9.Would it have been okay for the northerners to rig the election and asked the Southerners to accept defeat?

President Goodluck has won!
Deal with it. If you can't, go swallow a grenade and end ur miserable life.

dominique:
innocent eyes by delta goodrem

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i love Delta Goodrem too.
Playing - Believe again.

From me 2 U - Chaka chaka
excerpt - this is from me to you
all we have to do
stick together in our world. . . .

Neva mistake her endurance for her hospitality.

duduspace:
You dey mind dem? person wey supposed dey cry dey rejoice.  
I'm totally disappointed my people in the SW chose to vote for Goodluck, is it money politics again or do we really think we're gettin our own back on a northern candidate?  

They voted for him because they believed in him.

$poOne:
She's not important. . . her dad was.

He still is.

fstranger5:
^^^

In the grand scheme of thing, SE and SS do not matter.

They are inconsequential.

Cargo! You need a brain surgery for making that careless comment.

~Bluetooth:
Acn won all NASS assembly elections in SW yet you are still arguing that jonathan won SW region without any form of agreement ? Fyi,only osun state did not agree to the deal and that is the only state Acn won in ! Use your head,please.

So he made a deal with Acn and then they convinced their people to vote for him in 48hrs? Go and sit down!

SEFAGO:
Usually its "his wife" not "her wife." Being aware that you are from the south south, where pidgin is the numero uno lingo, I would let your poor writing skills to go. But I will not be so magnanimous with regards to your analytical approach to my criticism of the Nigerian election. I want a president that could move Nigeria forward you daft punk not one that is from a specific region.

You think say Jonathan go dey give you money for aso rock? You don craze finish oo. When mosquito bite you tire and PHCN dey take light 80% of the day, and poverty yansh you finish, you go regret say SS own aso rock.

Mauron

if e dey pain u reach like this, go & jump into a well. Gej na our choice. Whether you like am or not!