₦airaland Forum

ifyalways:
. . .Enwe Cantell,I can afford to be online as much as I want cos as a retired "ochie dike" that is very good at her game,I got for myself a REAL man with DOUGH. . .Ego Igwe/Oyibo.

Thats something you can only dream of,loser.Ego Igwe na nwanyi mere way.

LOL.

Shebi,u sef be ashewo,try now,try getting a permanent and resident customer that wud fancy u and your leaking BUtthOle enough as to give u a roof over ya nappy head,enough cash and ample time to play with crayfish heads like you online.

You dey "jelos" my market?lol,Uzu kuchie gi anya.Udele napukwa gi olu.Off to play with a real man and do more shopping.

Mu he he.

Nwa-Ghana,puorom na uzo.Wislet na akpo gi.

It's now pretty obvious that you spend your entire day in Nairaland. You couldn't even wait for me to give a reply and yet you posted another one.
Some of us still have work to do in the day.
Since you're always on night shift, you'll probably have all the time in world.
Btw, i'm feel for your fantasy husband. Imagine you as a married fellow.
Its like Satan getting married to Jesus. Keep day dreaming.
Look, i know there are traces of cretinism in your family so i don't always blame you for the things you do.
O bu amaghi ama. I probably won't get a reply till tomorrow.
Na only God knows the round-about you dey patrol for this time of the night.
Onye ohi amu!
**goes to sleep**

BABE!:
Why shouldn't men cry?! JESUS WEPT for goodness's sake!

Was he weeping in front of his girlfriend?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]What are u on about?was that comment even directed @ you?[/color]

Sorry ooo!

Ms. Potato:
Hellol Pweety my dear,

The problem with NL is that all the ones available for E toasting here are usually the ones who had menaupause, the one whom is married but treats his wife like yeye fowl or the ones whom are high in crack.

And all the decent ones will always play shakara.

Gabry don come again!

ifyalways:
Onye mmuo.

Opara akwuna,born throway for gutter.A na m acho amu na nld achotula m nke gi?Bush meat.

Owu aguwa nwoke onu, a gunye gi?M chowa amu,O buru ma nke gi?Akwukwu dogbukwa gi ebe ahu.

Just like u fessed up,u go die and rotten on top my matter.Agu dobikwa gi na ihe nile gbasara gi uzo abuo.

Abuzu Congo biara imu okwu na ahu,mgbo fiapukwa gi anya.Egbe napu gi anya.

Baaaaastard !

I don do my own ashi corner 1 man siddon for him house unlike your mother who whored from tipper garage to train station yet. . .otu awu ezi.

Deadi Body.

May train without brake crush u and urs.anu a juru aju.

Opara abi Okpara? I no say na ashawo owerri you be. Na so dem dey do.
Icho ga m ka icho ga nwa m nwanyi? Ka i choro ya turn by turn?
Like mother like daughter. See ashawo wey dey give advice. Wetin you wan give person for advice? How to put a condom for p*rick abi na wetin?
You show for NL dey form Rev. sister ify. I don sabi you tey tey.
Tell that hoochie mama you call a mother to stop whoring around and look for something better to do.
And take your *sperm-stained cu*nt and dip it into a hot charcoal!

ifyalways:
^Kitikpa racha gi anya,ozu a na akwaghi gi akwa.

I naruo(assuming na i nwere ulo)gwa "ihe" o bula zutere gi ya tuo gi "aturu"!Enwe Calabar.

Ihu nne gi i kpo ya Onye ara.

Ihe ojoo na enweghi atu kpogwa gi ihu for the rest of your miserable life,Amen!

Agbara narakwa gi umunna gi,ekuke.Jobless thing.Instead of i ga cho ihe i ga eme ya "o-di-ndu-onwu-ka-nma" situation,I noro hia acho ihe na anaghi acho gi.Ama nna gi chikwa dia.

So what If I told the OP,to chin up?Is there any rule somewhere that she must do as i said?You jumped out from the morgue where your dead,stinking self was dumped to call your mother foolish et all,AMADIOHA napukwa gi isi,eeeediot.

clear commot biko,adaka.

Egbe enigwe daji kwaa gi onu!
Ama nke nna gi chie! Eeediot!
Ozu otele dika gi! Akwuna nairaland! I na-agaghari na cho ndi i ga-ara.
Onye ohi amu! I na-egbu okuko na izu a ma na-acho amu i ga ara.
Ogwu gi agaghi alu olu na ebe m no.
Crazy b*itch!
Go jam tipper! Ashi!

^^^Your sarcasm is quite alarming. For someone who wants a good guy, you're doing a great job.
Keep it up!
So long.

Odunnu:
Congratulations!

To me? Thanks, but i don't do drugs.
I don't have to be in the north to know there's a hostile atmosphere there.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077](_{braises herself})


I want a guy, not 'need' anymore ofcus i'm not going to ask for 1 on nl(we all know how that turnt out last time), but i need you guys suggestions.

What should i do?where should i go?who should i talk to?

How does a ladies find a guy of her intrest?

I'm not looking for any1 2 fine or stinkingly rich, just a nice guy who works for himself & is ready to unwind with moi

p.s have nothing to say pass, repsect is reciprocal always remember that![/color]

Sometimes the things we want most are right there with us but we fail to notice.
There's no clear cut way of meeting a guy of your choice.
Truth is, good guys are difficult to find.
Before you meet your prince charming, you must kiss a lot of frogs - Murphy's Law.
Best of luck!

alisigwe:
Just tasted ma first white today,already feeling dizzy.am just wondering if their is any reason why one should take drugs,am an adult, no insult pls.

O boy to high like die!
Drugs can move you to a whole new world at least temporarily.
Ganja level.lol

Phate07:
[color=#E42217]
Can You Cry In Front Of Your Girlfriend Or Wife?

If so, what will she do(or not do) that might make you to cry?
[/color]

Cry ke? Say wetin happen? Person die?
Crying is for babies. If i cry in front of my Gf or wife, what do i expect her to do?
Console me? Or join me?

Lucy001:
Information reaching is that the Pdp camp has already started celebrating victory, as 4 more local government to be announce tomorrow, and it seems the results has been known by dem.

Lmao. Very funny.

190:
[color=deeppink]Poster

What u do is,

Stand up, Look for the nearest transformer close to your house and Kiss it

Are u seriously OK, u made a lady fall in love with you afterwards wanted to dump her

The lady is tryna move on and ure complaining


U really need that Transformer in your life to make things easier for you [/color]

For once you're right to the point and your joke makes sense.
@Op,
Bros go jam tipper or better still jump into a lake.
She has moved on but you've sworn to make life miserable for her.
You're interested in her cos she's taken and your jealousy won't leave the better part of you.
O boy you dey fu*ck up!

ifyalways:
. . .and who is the dirty,smelly and slimy lil'toad 

Was my reply meant or addressed to you and do you have to agree with me?
eeeediot !
Amen !

Rijuo nsi afo. Nna gi ka i na-akpo eeeediot.
Such nonsense coming from an Igbo lady.
Ikwesiri ka apia gi 24 na ike.
Onye owo!

Sheemitwu:
I appreciate the advice and feedback from all who took the time to reply. I've had to give this situation careful thought. The thought of my family breaking up brings me to tears, just thinking about it. Knowing that my children could learn of my past one day isn't something I proud of. With all that in mind, I've decided to face my fate anyway. I'm going to my husband because I honestly can't live with this, it's killing me inside. I am not expecting forgiveness but I am hoping for it. As I said, I made a terrible mistake but I trust that God will take care of me. I know this could be the end of my marriage but not the end of the world. It's something I just have to learn from. Thank you for responding and adding some perspectives for me to consider. God bless you and thank you again.

You're welcome anytime. Just don't listen to people like Ifyalways abi na ifybefore. She's a deceiever. She wants you to be like her.

@all,
This election is not about party but the candidate. Most people wouldn't have voted for jonathan because of PDP but they did anyway.
Imo people love Rochas.
They want him to win but Ohakim won't allow that.
In a free and fair election, ohakim and Ararume won't stand a chance.

2go is a little disorganised.
There are so many people chatting at the same time in the chat rooms.
Also you can only chat within your location and thats not fair.

Ms. Potato:
Yes oo my dearest. Where have u been? Longst time!


And u are a mutated fermented goat with 5 legs and a mohawk hair 

The ugly side of Gabry rears its head out!

nurabela:
The usual perception of attractive people is beauty without brains. Is this assumption fair enough?

nurabela:
The usual perception of attractive people is beauty without brains. Is this assumption fair enough?

Most times, yes. Models are good example.

Goldieluks:
i don't know nurabela,you tell us your view.

miss questionnaire.

Na by force to post comment?
@Op,
Break in a relationship could either lead to an actual breakup or to a more better relationship in the future.
Either way, someone usually gets hurt.

^^^you're asking a question you already know the answer to.

190:
[color=deeppink]shut up [/color]

Pink=Gay

ifyalways:
@OP,Go for a DNA test for the boy alongside your other children.[/b
]

If,Just, If you are lucky and the boy is for your husband,[b]Please do NOT confess nothing to your husband.Ask God for forgiveness and bury that side.Burn the DNA test result.

When next your BIL comes close to you to yarn rubbish shout him down and ask him to do his worst.Its your word against his own. . . You don't know/understand what he has smoked  and whatever he is saying is strange to your ear shikena !.If matter hard,suggest DNA testing.


BUT,If u go for the tests and the boy is not for your husband . . .still brave up.

Be the first to tell your husband.Many a woman might claim the BIL r.aped them and they decided to keep it within themselves for the sake of peace  . . .you know your hubby better.Is he the forgiving type?Do u have money somewhere?

I have never seen or heard of a man that forgave a cheating wife . . .not to talk of a woman that slept and got herself pregnant by the BIL.

why u just did not use the darned CD or pill beats me 

Your advice is cold,foolish and a disaster waiting to happen.
How can you think of such lies and deceit?
God! I don fear die!
@Op,
It's just a matter of time. If your BIL is as desperate as you say, it wouldn't take much time before he spills his guts.
Tell your husband the truth and save yourself (from lies and deceit) while you still can.
He cheated on you and you forgave him. It may not be the same with you, considering African men and their ego.
But you have to try. Marriage based on lies can never amount to anything.
The truth will eventually come back to haunt you.
It's hard but its the only way.
Truth is bitter but it must be told.
So long.

Ellahdarrell:
I stay in ogoja, cross river state. Wat size of dish can i use to nail nilesat @ All Gurus

Solid 3m dish and above.

Newtonn:
nice thread,
gurus will 1.8m work for nilesat satellite?
i live in lagos

Nah. Very difficult.

^^^were you trying to make a silly comment? Cos it would have given me a good reason to brush up ur weak a$$.

prettyG:
http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/akunyili-sue-returning-officer

. . .says she was traumatized by bribery allegations.

Traumatized ke?? Her pikin die?
Gra-Gra don too much.
Abeg make she go siddon jor!

May the suffering,death and resurrection of christ bring prosperity,love,healing, financial breakthrough and unlimited blessings this easter period.
Happy Easter.

190:
[color=deeppink]Hug a transformer so your problems would be over quicker than expected [/color]

You're a cargo! But you know that already.
@Op,
Life ain't fair. You either lose or win.

Abagworo:
Frankly most of those posts are from beaf and some of my South East brothers and aimed at causing disaffection for Northerners.

Shud have listed their names - Beaf,ile-eke idi,Ezeuche,onye ngbu,Rhino.5dm,bluetooth and others.
This group shud be monitored seriously. If they lose their posts every now and then, i think it's likely to change the way they post comments.
It's a pity some people derive some form of enjoyment from this ugly tribal remarks.

Sub5:
It was a friday and work has just ended cos its half day. I and my colleges we were chating to while away time. And we talk about our experience with the ladies, but I was so shoched when one of us said he can't trust any lady again n we asked him why? Only for him to say he was bleeping a lady when her phone started ringing and she picked the call, behold it was her boy friend. He stoped but she asked him to continue with the bleeping, which he did, as she was on the phone. As he was bleeping, the lady was busy telling this other guy on the phone how she love and cherish him and occasionally, she will leave the call and tell him, to bleep her harder. After everything he was so shocked that even when his new girl friend tells him on the phone how she loves him, he hardly believe.
Now am wondering if any one in the house has experience this, please let share our views on this.

**yawns**

Rhino.5dm:
Start the fire from Alaba and Idumota. No hostage should be taking. Enough of back stabbing anti progress.

Those traitors(igbos) shall be totally exterminated. Give them an inch they will take a mile.

How i wish they get the liver to mess with those Aboki up north in this coming elections. More SUYA meat.

Sadist. Hate Igbos all you want, but you can never be them.
They're a millon miles ahead of you - wealth,intelligence,intellect and whatever you can think of.
Quit hating cos it'll do you no good.

Martass:
I understand the differences in cultures, fact is, some cultural attire just doesn’t cut it for serious and formal Presidential appearances. Don't mean to demean anybody's culture but if your attire makes you look like a joker on the international stage then it's about time you consider other alternatives.

I just want Nigeria to play an important role in West Africa so Goodluck should appear very presidential, that’s all   

Another CPC supporter in disguise.