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His username sounds like pizza.

Dreamer!

Truth is, friendship btw a man and woman is very difficult. One person is bound to lose control and nothing good comes out of it.
casual friends yes, but tight friendsdon't think so.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]@cantell learn to fcking love you miserable thing! [/color]

onuku!

ragdollz:
Lol how can anyone seriously confuse Odunnu for Igbo? Something's not right here

Meanwhile, cantell, if your name is really can-tell, can u pls tell us those secrets?? (***gives him a fatter brown envelope than d one Odunnu gave***)

@OP, pls who are the despicable and excreble girls u are contrasting Odunnu with? Pls name at least four. Thank u.

**opens the brown envelope and dumps it immediately**
bros, u think say i be police? Why the 10 naira notes?

Odunnu:
Ehen, you don land abi? Trying to bring corruption to the innocent mind of our very honourable member cantell
*gives cantell the keys to a beautiful keke napep* let me see you out do me!

Aww. . .so sweet! Your secret's safe with me.

nwa afo:
most of the pple against Peter Obi live outside Anambra

Big lie bro.

bugatti:
PETER OBI, london returnee wey come chop him own part of the anambra paper, for a state that has alot of educated mind, i am ashamed[b][not that ibos generally are as intelligent as comedians make them to appear.][/b] talking about MDGs and safer city concept, cleaner city concept .
he will surely lose to the PDP when he comes to contest for senate. LONG LIVE Umllera
.u

We are intelligent even more than they say. Either you accept it or you don't.
if you don't like it, take a handful of valium 5 and end your miserable life.

It gives me a lot of emotional stress going thru crappy topics like this everyday. Why not ask seun to change it to miss crappy? With 14275 crappy posts and counting, he has no choice.
**smh**

Op,
You are what we call ono na ndo afu onwa.
You know nothing abt peter obi. No trader in his right senses would vote for him.
Dora Akunyili and other apga candidates in the last elections lost because of him. He's a huge disappointment to Anambrarians.
People are patiently waiting for him to complete his tenure and leave. So before you praise peter obi, go to onitsha and see for yourself.

Odunnu,
Make ur head no swell too much, i sabi one or two secrets.

No guessing - she sells Gala at oshodi.

Firestar indeed!

Mr lulu, the forgotten NFF president. Long time. How you dey?

190:


Thank yuh, we've heard that u now have a china laptop and nnewi black berry

any other thing to tell us

What has this got to do with the topic?
Dis guy sef. Sometimes i wonder.

satan wants to cyberfcuk!

Still Available.

Can u sell the receiver for 8k?

walesho:
I have a nokia tv receiver device for sale at the rate of 10k. Nokia 3110 classic at the rate of 5k and blackberry 7290 at the rate of 6k. All in good working condition, if u are interested u can call me on 08054684535,08098845350 or 07030585047.

8k is all i have. can i get it pls?

walesho:
I have a nokia tv receiver for sale at the rate of 10k. All in good working condition. You can call me on 08098845450 or 07030585047

kidgenious:
10k,

Anyone 8k? i'll pay immediately.

No comment!

odumchi:
O'boy I guess you will miss the Nigeria v Ethiopia game!

ROTFLMAO!

do you have one?

Rhymez:
I have read a lot of posts in nairaland and some posters are just Mad crazy.

They are as follows:
Xynerise (Nairaland basket mouth)

190 (Romance section nightmare)

Becomerich(politics section nightmare)

Born2fuck and mspotato (Sexuality section nightmares)

Idowu and efemena (jokes section nightmares).

These are the ones I can remember. Who do you think is the craziest?

Craziest is Mr cork and 190.
**mimics 190** bring your nyansh let me check something.
which sane guy posts something like that?

Honey, whats that smell? did you brush your teeth today?

Stotle:
Due to the little misunderstood we had, she went ahead to destroy  the TV, and later begging me but I refuse to listen becos am afraid she can kill me. so i want her out of my life. Can someone advise me what I should do?

She's crazy and she needs help like mad!

Sagamite:
Shut up!

I am talkinged, you are talk-ked!

Who ra you? Murrafucker!

That explains it! you're high on something.
Must have OD'd on meth, cos i can't think of a better explanation.
pipe down ok? it'll pass.
The mad session will be over in a few and you'll get back to normal.
Onuku!

Sagamite:
Cretin!

They have cursed your home?

See?? this guy na mumu.
Better go back to the sports section and exchange words with fellow i.diots like you.
Sagamumu.

Vexing

Hide ya face!

ifyalways:
^Mr butthole scavenger,notice me or i die . . . .move over I say.
Going abt quoting me and sniffing around for my dead toenail to self-service with.
Dolt!
Adaka Idoma.

You must be living in la la land.
Better wake up and look for something to do, before it's too late

Sagamite:
What is wrong with this deranged cretin!

Bloody cretin!

Sagamite abi na sagamumu,
Stop using Michael west dictionary abeg. You keep using cretin and its high time you changed to advanced learners, at least for a start.
btw, na ya papa be cretin

jennykadry:
^^ I know. The fact that he's a dude even makes it more pathetic. I thought I saw the last of ''Market women'' in Lagos,never knew we had E-market women too. I also thought men don't nag, cantel has proved me wrong.  The guy no get balls to attack his fellow men na women him wan flex muscle for? Azi gba kwa.

Busybody, wetin concern you?
abi person chop the food wey them keep for you?
abeg comot make i pass jor!
I no get tyme!