₦airaland Forum

Pavarottii:
The one wey dem tell us b4 d election pass this one. Yet not one promise fulfilled. We are tired of all these grammar. Start work.

No light.
No new road.
No fuel.
Inflation at his higest since 2007.
Economy growth 2.8% lowest in 2 decades.
Inconclusive election.
Inconclusive JAMB.
Our top Fed schools on strike.
Almost all states are owing salaries.
Corruption mantra- not a single soul convicted.
Padded and corrupt budget.
Election violence.
MDA's are slowly crashing. Work has reduced.
Insecurity on the rise.
Divided country along ethnic and tribal lines.
Impunity by Nigeria military; killing of shittes, IPOB members etc.
Fulani herdsmen on d rise.
Lowest production of crude oil in 20years- bloomberg.
Calling Nigerians criminals abroad.
NASS not settled even after a year.
Worst and most clueless cabinet.
And d list goes on and on.

It's a sad situation sincerely.

Niger delta avengers on the rise nkwa!

Operation wipe out these bastards sons of a million fathers, they're enemies of the state and as such shouldd be treated as one. Fucking cons

@OP yo caption for this story need to be re-visited nd re-written cattle rustlers are different from herdsmen

That's how they killed their people nd accuse fulani herdsmen. Imagine this grown up vagabond killing his biological mother for him prick impettotious impotencia

BeardedMeat:
Shoe shiners have invaded NL! Nigeria shall be great again? When was Nigeria ever great? Don't go and get useful with your small life, be waiting for 5,000 monthly stipend for marked for 25million poorest Nigerians (almajiri). I wonder why none of you is asking what has happened to the padding that made the senators reject the very first budget?
Let buhari continue to paint other arms of govt black in the media, as it was in 1984, so shall it be in 2016.
Btw, buhary is a gworo chewing kunu sipping peadophile!

First of all I'm not surprised going by yo username its obvious yu are a pained wailer. BTW are shoe shiners not human beings or are yu better than them this shows yu lack manners or I'll say yu're suffering from schizophrenia nd what makes yu think yu're living happily than them, oga bearded goat if indeed yu know the meaning of hustle yu won't open yo suckaway pit mouth and spew trash here. And yu asking when was nigeria ever great qualifies yu to be a certified illitrate about the history of yo country buh wait oo are yu even from NIGERIA cuz its obvious yu're a foreigner may be from Bujumbura lmao. Talking oof #500 stipend thank God there's even the talk of that in the country have yuu in yo bewildered years heard of such No! Don't worry I'll personally give yu my own share so yu culd add with yo's nso yu culd go nd cure yo depression. And plz I don't think yu're qualified to know or talk about what happened to the padded budget in the first place cuz yu're not her citizen. BTW it was not 1984 that Gen Buhari was HOS it was from 1983 get that in yo skunk head dummy, yu see that's why I said yu're not from Nigeria. Well PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI is yo president and will still be yo president till 2023 if yu can't take it go find a cliff nd do a jimmy jatt jump off or go nd boil stone I think it might cure yo sickness or better relocate to yo native country and yeah he (Muhammadu Buhaari) is far more better a man than that ineffectual buffon who drank himself to stuppor when he went to UN Conference. What a waste get a life dude or shud I call yu dullard Bearded(Goat)Meat

Its a trendiing thing now that every killing in nigeria now is connected in one way or the other to fulani herdsmen buh yet no evidence whatsoever has been seen or tendered, all that is been said are speculations "suspected" "may be" "our people" said. Its high time the nigerian security forces own up to their name nd use their intellect to uncover these mystery that is threathening the security of nigeria. Whoever has a hand in this may he/she/them find no peace in their lives today nd forever

Thank God the president is vindicated about this budget padding thing. I really don't know what will going on in the minds of some of these nonentities who called the president all sorts of name just cuz they've been blinded by hate for a man who beats the inefffectual buffon handsdown nd who happens to be from a region most hated in the country. Well I pity yo life's those that called the president clueless. Really it baffles me to see this our generation oof jobless youth who waste their time hatin on a man that want to better their lives (well poverty is indeed a disease). Baba go slow we are surely behind yu jeje, Nigeria shall be great again

DropShot:
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It's really unfortunate some of us have to contend with sharing same nationality with people like you.

Why do yu havve to waste yo time replying this zombie, its obvious he's braindead. Broos leave am with his predicaments that one is enuf for him

Good one. There are more revelations to come soon where these rogues have milked our resources bliindly thinking there won't be judgement day. May God continue to give administration the strenght nnd time to expose these devils nd their devilish atrocities commited against our country. To those of yu sayin all this administration can show for the past one is propaganda are enemies of the state who doesn't like anything good for their country, I pray yu realise the hardwork this government is doing in order to better yo lives nd improve yo standard of living

pongwa:
its simple..
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the northerners wanna protect their oil blocs in the region. I dont believe they are militants, the armed Fulani cowboys and boko niccurs are the real millitants.
Its high time we carved out SOUTHERN NIGERIA

Nigerians are wiser now

Lmao yu nd who? Chairman YOYO oo, get a life or better relocate to bujumbura

texazzpete:
Sometimes I have to reluctantly agree with Senator Ben Murray-Bruce. A lack of common sense is at the root of many of Nigeria's problems.

When you know that a massive portion of Nigeria's power generation comes from gas powered plants, and when you know that militants and vandals are sabotaging gas pipelines, starving our plants of fuel gas and hence plunging your entire nation in darkness...why will you be foolish enough to wail when the FG takes steps to fight pipeline vandals?

LEave politics aside and embrace common sense! Attacking Buhari for facing this issue squarely yet they will still wake you up at 2am to put on the generator

Can yu just imagine the illitracy and gullibilty of some people, they are against the development of their entity yet wail the loudest and blame government when karma decided to pay them for their sins

I think its high time we deal with anything and anybody that/who constitutes a threat to the country's development be it from the north, west or south. I don't know why indescipline has eaten us up so bad that any attemp by the government to develop our country is alien to us. This is a welcome Idea and that of Fulani herdmen too should be curtailed also s

Mbok have yu seen Obama in uK yesterday?

DIKEnaWAR:
Where is the one Buhari received during the campaigns. Are his kids playing with it or is it the President that play with it himself?

Buhari might have kept it under the bed and when everyone is asleep, he'll reach for it and play with it thus:


PMB: A-haa! Let me ride my small train. (He reaches under the bed and pulls it out.) Let me check if it runs well(he holds it by the top and roll the toy on the floor). Good! It maintains a good speed. Walahi let me visit Inuwa Daura(his childhood playmate) in his father's farm.

(He rolls it on the floor again and makes the sound of a train) Po-ooom! Chiki chiki chiki chiki chiki... Po-ooom! Chiki chiki chiki...(He lies on his stomach on the foor, as he is fully transported to his childhood days, when he watched trains snaking down the rails in Daura and imagined himself visiting Inuwa Daura in one of them, one day as a train driver)

Inu-waaa! (The voice of his friend's mum rings in his head, as she announces his arrival) [i] abo.ki nka ya zo! (he blushes in boyish delight)

kai! Buru uba!! (he remembers that Inuwa had been dead since 1967 and didn't make it to adulthood. It dampens his mood and he hurriedly stands up. He looks around and it dawns on him that he is not in Daura as a little boy, but in Aso rock as the President of Nigeria. He looks round to see if anyone was watching and quickly hides the toy train under the bed. He dusts his chest where he laid on the floor.

Kai! Inuwa Abo.ki na. Shege abo.ki na!

(He opens the door to let himself out and..)

" Mr President! The wisest and most incorruptible baba of our nation. Sai Zaki! "

The Aso rock praise singers are hard at work.

Lai Mohammed is by the corner writing a new speech about '16 wasted years and the effort to rebuild' In another note pad, he has the manuscript of a new book on Tinubu, titled: Asiwaju; the Most intelligent and corrupt-free politician of our time. . He also came to inspect how the praise singers are faring in their jobs.


PS: Admin, how can u change the word abo.ki to 'Northerner'. C'mon, it is a word in Hausa & even if it is used in a derogatory manner here on nairaland, it does not remove the fact that it means 'friend' in Hausa language. Why can't those in the Literature section have a free rein on words to convey their thoughts?

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In simple term "yu are an Ipobian". Cut the crap dummy

odikimi:
imagine the kind of Senators claiming Progressive. Well it is not his fault, APC gathered every human being because their aim was just to ouster Jonathan, and not decency.

Plz Odekimi use yo brain when next yu open yo mouth again, this is childish

Let them go abeg, its high time we start to operate our airline cuz so called forieng airline will be milking nd treating our people at exhorbitant rates and now cuz we want to revvamp nd develop they think they can threathen us, ffuvk em make dem no come baq sef

Hahaha story of a pained wailer. OP abeg wake me up when yu get sometin meaningful I wud gladly burn my mb to go thru it buh this....certainly aint one of em

Mouth piece of nnaamdi kanu or shud I say ipod. Keep yo mouth shut mr. It far more better if yu talked about the controversies confronting CAN than defending this terrorists who doesn't wish nigeria good. Keep him locked till his time on this earth's up

Thank you Mr. President. May almighty God give yu more strength, long life, energy to channel this country to a greater heights. Buh some people no like this atol. What baffles me is even to the detriment of their state's development dem no like jjust cuz of blinded and unsubstantiated hate for a man who happens to be from another region nd wanna make life better for the whole citizens for his country. Sick people

Lmao slavery and slavism. I thought these people live peacefully with themselves. Buh isn't slavery abolishhed in naija, little did we know slavery still existed in nigeria.

Never uunderestimate the power of money

folks4luv:
I am a Nigerian, I love Nigeria with passion. as a job seeker, if a tout send me a link to a job, am a gonna reject it just because I am not his mother n so don't love him?

Then yu either pray for the president to transform nigeria for the better or better still pray for a better leader (cuz it seems yu don't like this one) or yu just being miopic in yo statement. BTW I'm a job seeker too buh that doesn't mean I shud lose my head just cux someone I don't like is at the helm of affairs thanks sweet. Always pray for the betterment of nigeria by praying for whoever is her president be it a man from yo side or mine

bellyman4u:
If we have up to 5 major political leaders like Fayose in this country, Nigeria will be prestigious !

God forbid bad thing. Guy don't decieve yourself I tell yu if fayose is to rule nigeria yu will not live to enjoy surfing nairaland anymore. Well that won't happen even in the next world sha so yu're safe. Prestigious kor TOUTism ni

[quote author=happney65 post=44645190]omolola15 come and see this..I watched Live as Obama was trying to sell the candidature of Garland to the Senate..A house dominated by repulicans and which they have sworn never to confirm he's nomination claiming the next president should nominate the next supreme court judge after the death of the immediate past Judge..Obama should have looked the other way and threatened the house,but he did not,he went ahead and nominated garland and started peace talks with republicans..These are people obama should not even be talking with at all,cos they have a plan of running down hes govt..And what do we have now,Galand is on the way of becoming a Supreme court judge of the United states of America..

Our own Mr Bubu here as being complaining and throwing tantrums at the senate.throwing all types of rubbish accusations..Time don dey go,The budget hasnt being signed into Law in April 2016..We said it again and again that this senile,old Man isnt fit to rule after he once ruled in 1983/84 and messef up,una say na change ni..Na the change you don see now..Very soon na Camel una go dey go Sango from Apete...Was on the phone with Samson yesterday and he said,even Federal civil servants havent being paid salaries for months..Una never see anything.

Is your samson a fed civil servant or nasarawa state civil servant? Do yu really know what you're saying? Ion mean to disrespect buh guy don't be deluded by hate pls speak the truth always it won't cost anything

folks4luv:
Nigerians must learn to listen to a message without focusing on d messenger. can remember while in sch in international public relations class, a lecturer once asked us why Akunyili's save Nigeria project didn't work, d ans was obvious, the project was about projecting a good image of Nigeria whereas d country was not in a good form, but those other countries could see d real situation.
Buhari is globetrotting to sell Nigeria to foreign countries, but those countries have embassies here in Nigeria, they have people who are seeing d real situations. so who are we deceiving? don't b surprised that folks in China are laughing hard behind buhari on this budget issue, esp cos he will most likely b selling propaganda to them.
think people. this budget thing is an embarrassment. u may hate Fayose, but if u love Nigeria, u will agree with most of his points

Nobody love a tout except his/her mother or a fellow tout I hope you're not. Do you love nigeria.....?

Paperwhite:
Well I don't need that to know.The president have been super clueless from time immemorial.You expect product of a quota system to be reliable? Someone with F+9 in Economics & Maths? So pathetic of a nation.

Well I believe if yu did go to school you should benefit from PTF buh if you did not I'm afraid yu're the clueless one. Get a life dummy

PROVACATEUR:
fayose is always right. Open your eyes zombie

Can yu see yo life. Buh sha that makes you a touts too I think since he's always right

Are these the real facts or yo facts? Iongerit

What if is name is mu'azu or idris......hmmm