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Christianity EtcRe: What You Must Know/do Before You Get Married As A Christian Lady by caphone: 10:47am On Mar 13, 2016
I wonder what some girls will think with this yo post but by the way this is plain truth that they (women)'ll always deny
Science/TechnologyRe: NIMET Predicts Less Rainfall In 2016 by caphone: 11:47pm On Mar 12, 2016
stevLegend:
I got double 1st class in wailing wen i see the wrong doings. I dnt keep mute & allow a stone wit no musk to roll over me.

2ndly, i reason wen i sneeze. & ur Fraudulent apc came & stopped the sneezing.cheesy
Well too bad yu just did. I thot yu can unseat him from Aso rock. Dude its better yu keep mute cuz yo wailing will never reach the outside wall of nairaland. And by the way that stone with no musk is far more better than yu in nigeria infact he's the number citizen what are y? You've never contribute nothing meaningful in nairaland not to talk of yo community. Guy I think yu are having a brain seizure buh I won't blame yu cuz yu reason when yu sneeze?
PoliticsRe: Thugs Beat Poll Official In Akwa-Ibom by caphone: 4:57pm On Mar 12, 2016
I don't know why these things happen everyday when there's election. What are the security agents doing there?
RomanceRe: As a guy,what is your greatest Turn Off In A Lady. by caphone: 4:54pm On Mar 12, 2016
I think the OP says the truth, beauty withou brain is a no no for me.
Christianity EtcRe: Tunde Bakare - Ese: "Yunusa's Manhood Should Be Cut Off " by caphone: 1:45pm On Mar 12, 2016
Look at this man. What about pastors that defile children what should they do to them? Goan sitdon abeg stop making mouth
FamilyRe: 2-Day Vigil Cost Woman Her Marriage In Delta by caphone: 1:37pm On Mar 12, 2016
Madam its openly yo fault. Yo husband said you shouldn't go why wud yu haave to disrespect him. And who tell her that trully by going there it wud save her ffrom sudden death. Useless
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealer Arrested In Thailand After A Hot Chase By The Police(pics) by caphone: 1:28pm On Mar 12, 2016
Hmmmm now when the president said our people are not law abiding citizens outside their shores come see how pipu dey spew trash with their mouth. In the whole of africa nigeria has the highest number of drug traffickers nd mostly....well that I don't know
PoliticsRe: #fulaniherdsmen Trending On Twitter, See Tweets by caphone: 1:19pm On Mar 12, 2016
Mtssewww and so?
PoliticsRe: Fulani-Herdsmen Shoot At David Mark In Agatu by caphone: 11:57am On Mar 12, 2016
owukpa:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/fulani-gunmen-shoot-at-david-mark
Haba na! The whole senator for that matter. Buh come oo from what angle did the herdsmen shot at him, are they fearless enuf to come out in open and shot at the nigerian lawmaker? What about his escorts. Am I missing something here! This is nonesense. If they are shameless enuf to post this I won't be stupid enuf to believe them
Science/TechnologyRe: NIMET Predicts Less Rainfall In 2016 by caphone: 10:59am On Mar 12, 2016
stevLegend:
I don't need to hear about weather forecast when i already know about. But u just show how blind u are because d person leading u is blind. Therefore, u're doomed to fall.

There's an adage that says: ''wetin dey inside meat na meat''

If u d hav head, read wht it means.
Like dude yu never know anything aside wailing. Mehn yu're so engrossed by hate that yu can't reason with you brain
PoliticsRe: Women Representation Under Buhari Poorer Than Past Administrations – UN by caphone: 10:09am On Mar 12, 2016
peacengine:
Who is talking about women ruling the world? Buhari is scared of women. The man is not himself in the presence of females
Hahahah Mr. Man and who tell you that just cuz the media fed you with those lies doesn't mean you're too blind to see. Elipresidente is only worried not fall into the pits as the last admin did when they appoint imcompetent women to run the government aground again.
PoliticsRe: Go And Face EFCC Eye Ball To Eye Ball, Kokori Tells Tompolo by caphone: 10:01am On Mar 12, 2016
eventsms:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/go-and-face-efcc-eye-ball-to-eye-ball-kokori-tells-tompolo/
As simple as ABC. I thot he's among the area boys that said naija will burn if GEJ is not re-elected. Now all the guy is saying is Tompolo come out of yo hiding place and face the efcc if trully you're innocent of all the allegations levelled against you
CrimeRe: #FreeYunusaYellow: SAN, 4 Lawyers File For Yunusa Yellow's Bail by caphone: 3:11pm On Mar 11, 2016
JumiR:
By JUMI RHODES


Yunusa Dahiru, aka Yunusa Yellow, the suspected abductor of a Bayelsa teenager, Ese Oruru, was on Tuesday arraigned at a Federal High Court in Yenagoa, the Bayelsa State capital, Yunusa Yellow is being charged for abduction, coercion, seduction into illicit intercourse, sexual exploitation and unlawful carnal knowledge of Miss Oruru. In another development, a campaign themed #FreeYellowNow has begun online and popular in Kano, advocating for the release of the suspected abductor. One of those championing Yunusa's case is a lecturer at the Bayero University Kano, Dr. Audu Bukarti, a lawyer who is expected to represent the suspected abductor next Monday in Yenagoa. Speaking on #FreeYellowNow, Bukarti said, "Many thought Yunusa was not represented by lawyers when he was arraigned yesterday. The truth is that he was represented by the 4 lawyers we have hired for him in Bayelsa. We asked them to represent him because we knew the only thing that would be done yesterday was to read the charges and take his plea.



"Yunusa has denied all the 5 charges framed against him. If Yunusa went to court alone, perhaps, he would have pleaded guilty because he might not understand the meaning and implication of what was read to him. But he was properly guided because there were lawyers with him. We have filed an application for the bail of Yunusa. The application has yet been taken. The matter has been adjourned to Monday, the 14/3/16 for hearing even though our contacts say hearing may not commence on that day. I and other lawyers are planning to be in court on Monday even though we are yet to finalise our plans. We may not be in court on Monday if hearing will not commence on that day. This is because the matter may just be called and adjourned on that day and our 4 lawyers can do that for us. The SAN who will lead us will be in court when hearing commences. They have shamelessly dropped forceful marriage and forceful conversion to Islam. This shows we are succeeding. We will keep you posted."



http://dawntodusknews.com/san-4-lawyers-file-application-for-yunusa-yellows-bail-as-freeyunusayellow-campaign-begins/
Hmmmmm it is well oo. Lolz #freeyunusayellow
PoliticsRe: Buhari Behind SSS’ Invasion Of Ekiti Assembly – Lawmakers by caphone: 3:04pm On Mar 11, 2016
Who's even stewwwpid enuf to think these agberos truelly know what lawmaking is talkless of contribute to the development of the state. This is what you get when a tout is your governor, sha its a trend that everyone else becomes a tout too even the lawbreakers. In other news. I heard they took to their heels when they heard the news broke that DSS were coming to their place
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Toke Makinwa Before She Became Light Skinned by caphone: 2:53pm On Mar 11, 2016
What do yu expect then to stay like this for eternity? Mehn I see pure hate here. @mod you were not born the way yu are now and I believe yu won't stay like that in yo old age. Besides what do yu expect person wey dey enjoy her wealth to look like. C'mon you can do better than this
EducationRe: A "Certified" Teacher Was Teaching Children Nonsense (pic) by caphone: 2:47pm On Mar 11, 2016
Now you decide wether to continue paying her 12k every month. Smh
PoliticsRe: Fayose Driving Tipper Around Ado-ekiti (Photos) by caphone: 2:43pm On Mar 11, 2016
He's still the tout and vagabond in the words of prof wole soyinka. Cheap publcity stunts buh sha that wouldn't make the law to forgive what yu did
PoliticsRe: NUPENG, PENGASSAN Call Off Strike by caphone: 2:36pm On Mar 11, 2016
Abeg park well. There has been a lot of long queues even before they thot of embarking on their ineffective strike. I think these useless associations needs to be scrapped as soon as possible cuuz I don't know what their contribution to the economic dev or to the dev of a common man. They only care for themselves
PoliticsRe: Women Representation Under Buhari Poorer Than Past Administrations – UN by caphone: 2:30pm On Mar 11, 2016
greatness22:
Do the northern part of this country have respect for women? Silly people.
What is this one saying?
What really happened when the last administration appoint some in its cabinet? I'm afraid if women were to rule the world, nations will be friends with other nations without talking to each other
SportsRe: Chichi Igbo Kisses Her New Boyfriend (Photo) by caphone: 2:06pm On Mar 11, 2016
No hate buh its a no no from me. Buh sha I dey envy her abs (4packs), dis gehl go beats yu blaq nd blu if yu mistakenly anger her. Thank God for yu yu get handsome dude wey go dey kpnsh your punna e go reduce the stress wey dey yo mind
IslamRe: Virtues Of Jumah by caphone: 11:37am On Mar 11, 2016
abdulsemiu02:
VIRTUES & SUNNAH OF JUMMAH TUL MUBARAK
Dear Brothers and Sisters,

As Salaam Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuh (May Allah’s Peace, Mercy and Blessings be upon all of you)

Hadith Narrated by Imam Muslim, Abu-Dawod, Al-Nesai, and Al-Tirmidhi

Prophet Mohammad (P.B.U.H) had said, “The best day during which the sun has risen is Friday. It is the Day Adam was created. It is the day when Adam entered paradise and also when he was taken out from it. It is also the day on which the Day of Judgment takes place.”

The above hadith summed up the importance of Friday in Islam. The sixth day of the Islamic week is Friday (Yaum-ul-Jummah) which has its own values and virtues in the sight of Allah SWT and it is demonstrated in Quran to us that Master of all days is Friday(Jummah tul Mubarak). There is absolutely no denying the importance of the day Jummah just as the Allah SWT “All-Knowing” “All-Wise” has ordered and chosen the month of Ramadan, the days of Hajj, or the Night of Qadr etc. in significance above other days of the year; Allah SWT has chosen and decreed the significance of Friday (Jummah) above the other days of the week

Virtues of Friday
MERITS OF FRIDAY THE HOLY DAY

There are countless blessings of Friday one cannot sum up all of them in a single article. However few blessings are listed below which tells us what Friday brings to us.

There is a blessed hour on Friday during which a person is granted anything lawful and good by Allah SWT that he prays for. The blessed hour on Friday is such that Dua’s are answered and accepted (Bukhari, Muslim) (from my research it’s an hour in ‘Asr to MaghriB-)
Every afternoon, the heat of hell is increased. However, through the blessings of Jumu’ah, this will not be done on Fridays. (Ihyaa ul-Uloom)
The word “shaahid” refers to Friday. There is no day more virtuous than F
Jazaakallah khairan. Jumu@ mubarak
PoliticsRe: Kemi Omololu-olunloyo Cuts Ties With Biafra Group, IPOB by caphone: 11:22am On Mar 11, 2016
[quote author=Eugenedimgba post=43668599]Just as expected before now,the social media Biafra vocalist has disassociated herself from the group, citing violence as a reason.

https://m.facebook.com/HNNAfrica/photos/a.405424202878728.98115.405398802881268/982107975210345/?type=3&source=54[/quotes




I still don't get a clear pucture of what is happening here. Biafra....kemi....marriege.....lies......propaganda. I still don't get it
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For Sleeping With His Daughter In Rivers by caphone: 11:15am On Mar 11, 2016
Xperience12:
Source: http://9jabuzz.com.ng/58-years-old-man-commits-incest-with-10-years-old-daughter-court-sentences-him-to-2-years-in-prison/
Jeez! 58yrs to a 10 year old buh the worst part is he's her papa, so the mama pussy no satisfy am finish abi
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Shares Stage With Dolapo Osinbajo, Vp's Wife (photos) by caphone: 11:04am On Mar 11, 2016
contactmorak:
The Women of Excellence Convention took place yesterday in Abuja and Olajumoke was one of the participants which also included the wife of the Vice President, Dolapo Osinbajo...
Why is she wearing artificial hair. I thought she has one of those african queen hair. Why!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: I've Come To Demolish Money Gospel In Nigeria - Kenyan Prophet by caphone: 11:01am On Mar 11, 2016
I just dey look his balded head nd beards. Did jesus say they should leave beards like that?
PoliticsRe: Generator Sets Take Over Filling Stations In Lagos by caphone: 10:55am On Mar 11, 2016
Sijo01:
cheesy cheesy shebi you pipo want shange. Shange haf come to stay. Stop complaining cheesy
Thank God they're even selling the fuel for them inside their Gen set, those days yu no get mind to carry yo I pass my neighbour to a filling station not to talk of seeing the fuel to buy
RomanceRe: My boyfriend Says He Has "PLAN B" Is he cheating? by caphone: 10:51am On Mar 11, 2016
Why would you bring up the issue of "what if" for me ooo I think you shouldn't have said that to him that way he wouldn't think of saying that to confuse you. Confusing+confusion=confucious
Science/TechnologyRe: NIMET Predicts Less Rainfall In 2016 by caphone: 10:38am On Mar 11, 2016
stevLegend:
Nothing in Nigeria seems to be new or surprising again. Anything that comes up is warmly accepted as part of the ''Change.''
we used to have regular and more rainfall.
They came in 2015 with promises of change.
Now, the've changed it that we'll have less rainfall in 2016.

#Changing4D'worse
It seems this is your first time of hearing anything about weather forecast. Wailerdinho
Science/TechnologyRe: NIMET Predicts Less Rainfall In 2016 by caphone: 10:35am On Mar 11, 2016
chrisifeanyi:
Please what is
happening in this Buhari administration, from lack of fuel,
food stuffs, etc to now lack of rain fall. Is it that the previous
administration also looted our rain? I know it's easy for
them to blame everything on the past administration. But in
case they did, Buhari should travel to space and recover our
looted rain.
I don't think guy is from nigeria. He's sarcastic
CultureRe: Alake Is A Junior King In Yorubaland – Awujale by caphone: 10:29am On Mar 11, 2016
emamos:
http://www.punchng.com/alake-is-a-junior-king-in-yorubaland-awujale/
This "who is the highest among yuruba kings tussle" never finish? Tomorrow yu go hear someone debunk this one's remarks. Yu guys shud just chill and actively lead your people not to be finding any avenue and dictates on us who's older and who is junioir king in yorubaland
PoliticsRe: Army Arrests Wanted Boko Haram Terrorist - Photos by caphone: 10:21am On Mar 11, 2016
Look at him abbbeg, no wonder they don't fear God. Even the hunger wey dey worry am no go let him pity anybody buh before them your time's Mr. BH sub-head leader.........now moooove!
CrimeRe: This Funeral Poster Contains The Name Of The Killer by caphone: 6:18pm On Mar 10, 2016
HenryQuest:
Just saw this funeral poster on a friends facebook wall while paying tribute to the deceased, and calling on God to punish the murderers.
Hmmm I see

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