₦airaland Forum

Mr. President rest well oh.
Mr. president since you left their have been two three separate bomblast and Baba has done nothing.
"Ogawhileyouwherethere" They say you are bokoharam, that you are their sponsor, but only God knows you worked assiduously to end this bokoharam people but some miscreants were crying foul. some even said that an attack on bokoharam people is an attack on the north, when you imposed curfew on affected areas they said you were targeting opposition parties since the states involved are opposition states, some even said that they will make the country ungovernable for you which they made good their threats.
Thunder fire anybody wey quote me talk nonsense.

Talk about the engineers aspect you as a doctor Na you dey produce the scissors wey you dey take cut person for operation? na you dey produce the delifiberator wey you dey use shock person to try resuscitate back to life? Na you dey produce the electricity wey you dey use power the machine? na you do the motor wey you dey drive? na you produce the ultra sound scanner wey you dey use for hospital?
guy gel off and go get a life and stop crying over your over bloated ego been bruised.

cramjones:
Never come to my thread and insult people. I will get you banned if you do so. Kindly stick to the topic.

-CramJones

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turn on the hotnot of both device
select the file you want to send.
click on share,
select 'hotknot'
you join the two screens together until you hear a beep sound then remove the phones.
The files then starts transmittal.

Midehi:
i think i have made my points and done with you guys...i wont see myself indulging in abuse of tribalism.

What point are you talking about here Stooge?

Enugu city should be considered a go I have seen so many people who go there and come back with good tales about the serenity of the state.
Anambra is also a good place of abode, the government there is not relenting in her efforts to see that the state is industrialized to the core. This they are already achieving through the provision of basic infrastructure and social amenities.
Abuja is a great city just like you know already, just like nigga raw would say "Abuja na FCT, no be poor man territory" the scenery is great if you want to know. Talk of affordable housing well price is high especially in the happening areas trust me you don't want to be left out. Here a piece of egg roll which sells for 50 naira normally sell for 100 naira, you wan talk of other consumables? lol
Generally the city is good and I bet you will love it.
Asaba, considering its proximity to onitsha, many traders after the days sales retire to Asaba so as to break off the feeling of being nearby.
Onitsha is also good considering its the commercial hub of the East and witness daily influx of people and with the decline in the spate of robbery and kidnapping in the state Onitsha will surely make a nice home.

PPAngel:
Why?


The stuff that goes on daily in your own country is worse.

Fulani Militia terrorize defenseless middle belt Christian farmers in the dead of the night killing even babies.

Boko lunacy in the northeast nko?

How about the powder keg cities like Bauchi, Kaduna and Kano which are on constant alert for another round of bloody ethno religious riots?

Or did you miss the part when the Oba of Lagos threatened a specific tribe if his party of choice did not win the gubernatorial elections?


Nigeria on all indices is a far brutal and savage place to live.

Who needs to target foriegners when you have that Christian or Igbo to kiill?

So he should he not be ashamed of the South Africans who indulge in this senseless killings? So what if something worse is happening in Nigeria? have we kept silent all this while? In Nigeria people that do such have been criticized and measures taken. or is it because something worse as this has happened in Nigeria you think we should cut SA some slack? You can as well tell other countries whose nationals are affected to shut up too! bleep you! You want to use what is happening in Nigeria as leverage and ask us not to criticize south Africa. This is the highest height of hypocrisy. Lady violence is violence and should be condemned in strong terms.
I hate to say this, but you are not intelligent not even an ounce is in you.

ednut1:
I don't believe this crap, some mofos are using this situation to spread fake pics for their blogs

Shoro Niyen?
Nwokem gini ki ne kwu?
Mai ka che?
What are you saying?

[quote author=Patchesagain post=32825579]3. F-35 may be operating at any hight. It will be stealthyer at low level than high level
Guy the f35 is a turkey that can be shot down any time anywhere with the most simple apparatus you could ever imagine. The stealth mode is overrated just give up on it!
1. 2011, the plane was grounded twice with
electrical problems. One incident in August
of 2012 resulted in a complete failure of
the aircraft's integrated power package,
which combines the functions performed
by an auxiliary power unit, emergency
power system, and environmental controls.
2. Developers have also discovered major
issues with its software, which Air Force
Maj. Gen. Christopher Bogdan once called
"the gorilla in the room."
3. And it's supposed to fool enemy radar with
stealth capabilities. But stealth coatings
have been found peeling off, and the
Pentagon report mentions — but does not
describe — a "classified" deficiency. Bill
Sweeney of Aviation Week says, "dollars to
doughnuts it has something to do with
stealth."
4. One variant of the F-35 has shown cracks
underneath its fuselage, making many
wonder if it can handle the rigors of future
air combat.
5. The advanced helmet is supposed to let
pilots see data from all the plane's
sensors, effectively allowing the pilot to
look right through the floor of the plane
and all around it. But it has big problems
with night vision, delays in displaying data,
and even jitter, under certain conditions.
Pilots have noticed a green glow at the
visor's edges and problems with
alignment.
6. Lockheed and The Pentagon aren't getting
along so well either. The relationship “is
the worst I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been in
some bad ones,” said Maj. Gen.
Christopher Bogdan in September 2012. “I
guarantee you: we will not succeed on this
if we do not get past that.”
All of these issues have Congress' eye as
well: On the senate floor, John McCain
said, "in a nutshell, the [Joint Strike
Fighter] program has been both a scandal
and a tragedy."

The problems with the F-35 make many
wonder why The Pentagon continues with
the program.
So you see what am saying? Give up.

APC lawmakers in their last minute efforts to take Fayose out by any means but, it will not happen! Bastard lawmakers that deserves to be probed.

The frog eyed man that didn't repair the road on my front view? Aliyu is a joker high on snake poo.

He has his signboard all over, from suleja to Minna his signboard is all over the highways. The awor dat calls himself chief servant. Chief servant my ass

GEJ my hero Fayose my role model!!!
Enemies can me a river.

SaMajeste:
Didn't you notice her attitude when you were dating? I don't want to believe she just started exhibiting such all of a sudden.
As you said, maybe she's taking advantage of your regard for women knowing you would tolerate such rubbish. As much as I love your respect for women, I feel you should be a bit tougher because sadly, not all women should be treated with kid gloves. Some don't understand gentility, they see it as a sign of weakness.
Pray for her too.
It is well with you!

Kai!!! babe you spoketh the koko as e take be. Not every babe can say the truth as you just said. drastic measures calls for drastic actions.

we will not only push them into the lagoon, rather we will stay with them in the lagoon to make sure they are drawn.

MzBreezy:
.... U seriously dunno what a life jacket is

My friend get the sarcasm and stop biting your finger.

A visibly angry Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu, in an unconcealed threat, stated that he was not ready to beg the Igbos, but if they repeated what they did on March 28 when they voted for the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), President Goodluck Jonathan, then they should be ready for the consequences.

The governorship elections are scheduled to hold on Saturday, and it is believed that Igbo residents in Lagos will vote for the PDP candidate, Jimi Agbaje, just like they did during the presidential and National Assembly elections that led to the victory of PDP candidates of Igbo origin and from Delta State in three federal constituencies in Lagos.

Speaking at a meeting with Igbo leaders in the state, according to an online news medium, Freedom Online, the first class monarch, who failed to recognise the cosmopolitan nature of Lagos, said:

By the time all of you gets to your hemlet, your villages, mistakenly one of you goes against the Ambode I picked, that is your end. (standing up now) "I swear in the name of Almighty Allah if any one of you goes against my wish that, Ambode insha allahu will be the next governor of Lagos State, the person is going to die inside this water.

“I’m not ready to beg you. Nobody knew how I picked Ambode. Jimi (Agbaje) is my blood relation and I told him that he can never be governor of Lagos for now. Future belongs to God.

Am not begging anybody to vote... what you people cannot do in onitsha, what you people cannot do in Aba or anywhere... “If you do what I want, Lagos will continue to be prosperous for you. If you go against my wish, you will perish in the water.”
Finish.
Now what a monarch?
Is this the kind of democracy we want?
Nigerians be wise and vote for the right candidate.

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bewla:
Lagos as never being rule by government of the
center this we go change Rilwan akinolu u never
die eko o gbudo baje jagaban we must not louse
our pride to the none indigene in lagos pls make
lagos safe for all we have come far to louse lagos
now no jimi jump up in April it only come up in
December A P C one family one voice one people i
say this is the spirit of lagos that is challenge let
us speak in one voice

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I could hardly comprehend what message you are trying to pass or is it my fault that your English language is terrible?

Akiolu will Perish in river Niger.
Idiot on drugs as if Jimi abgaje is an igbo man

It's already a Dane in his political profile.
The oba is an idiat who is supposed to be cooling off in kirikiri maximum prison after extorting as a police officer.
Bleep you Akiolu. Heediot!

Bleep the idiat king.
I will deal with him this weekend.

Me and oba Akiolu spent some time together in yaba before I was transferred, but later learnt he was released only to be made Oba. During my short stint with Akiolu I discovered he was mentally unstable and could spew rubbish any minute.
Old Hag it is good we go to the lagoon afterall Venice was built on water.

jayfolarin:
Oh really? War chants and drums! Better take it easy oo coz I don't believe the Oba will apologise. If any of these people have a first hand war experience, they won't be heating the polity like this!

Oba is the monarch of lagos, he has to protect the interest of lagos first. The very many projects that will make lagos the number 1 city in Africa are underway by the APC government and he feels the igbos do not like and want this coz they don't want the yoruba region to be way ahead of them should nigeria break up (God forbid). You can only understand his frustration at any attempt to scuttle the advancement that has been witnessed in Lagos state in the last 16years.

Anyways I blame the PDP solely for this!!! The same strategy of divide and conquer that cost GEJ the presidency is what is being deployed in lagos by JK. PDP will never learn.

Rubbish!!

jayfolarin:
Oh really? War chants and drums! Better take it easy oo coz I don't believe the Oba will apologise. If any of these people have a first hand war experience, they won't be heating the polity like this!

Oba is the monarch of lagos, he has to protect the interest of lagos first. The very many projects that will make lagos the number 1 city in Africa are underway by the APC government and he feels the igbos do not like and want this coz they don't want the yoruba region to be way ahead of them should nigeria break up (God forbid). You can only understand his frustration at any attempt to scuttle the advancement that has been witnessed in Lagos state in the last 16years.

Anyways I blame the PDP solely for this!!! The same strategy of divide and conquer that cost GEJ the presidency is what is being deployed in lagos by JK. PDP will never learn.

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jayfolarin:
Oh really? War chants and drums! Better take it easy oo coz I don't believe the Oba will apologise. If any of these people have a first hand war experience, they won't be heating the polity like this!

Oba is the monarch of lagos, he has to protect the interest of lagos first. The very many projects that will make lagos the number 1 city in Africa are underway by the APC government and he feels the igbos do not like and want this coz they don't want the yoruba region to be way ahead of them should nigeria break up (God forbid). You can only understand his frustration at any attempt to scuttle the advancement that has been witnessed in Lagos state in the last 16years.

Anyways I blame the PDP solely for this!!! The same strategy of divide and conquer that cost GEJ the presidency is what is being deployed in lagos by JK. PDP will never learn.

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jayfolarin:
Oh really? War chants and drums! Better take it easy oo coz I don't believe the Oba will apologise. If any of these people have a first hand war experience, they won't be heating the polity like this!

Oba is the monarch of lagos, he has to protect the interest of lagos first. The very many projects that will make lagos the number 1 city in Africa are underway by the APC government and he feels the igbos do not like and want this coz they don't want the yoruba region to be way ahead of them should nigeria break up (God forbid). You can only understand his frustration at any attempt to scuttle the advancement that has been witnessed in Lagos state in the last 16years.

Anyways I blame the PDP solely for this!!! The same strategy of divide and conquer that cost GEJ the presidency is what is being deployed in lagos by JK. PDP will never learn.

Rubbish!!

What is with people and Blood covenant?
Guys any girl that tells you to make a blood pact with her is a bloody ritualist and you should run away from such a girl. I find it disgusting cause at the end of the end of the relationship the ladies are the ones to use the so called blood covenant against the guy. Ladies no disrespect but why?

I hardly engage myself in other social media like facebook, twitter or whatsapp. I love nairaland because everything about it is fun. In nairaland the kinds of people you find here are too much.
Nairaland is full of genius wey go keep you busy with fascinating topics and Nairaland is also full of mumu, when I say mumu I mean first class mumu wey no get brain and I enjoy seeing them cause they make me life.
Lastly I enjoy the replies the mumus get when ever they post rubbish.
Sorry oh.

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