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Christianity Etc › Re: Allah Sign Discovered Inside A Water Tank In Lagos by CAPSLOCKED: 11:13pm On May 29, 2019

XxSabrinaxX:
LOL . Bunch of clowns i swear

Allah is just a... Wait o

LordReed, is that jesusjnr i'm seeing there?

SENSIBLE PEOPLE WILL EXPECT, AND DEMAND REAL SIGNS LIKE ERADICATION OF DISEASES, YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF THING.

ONLY MINDLESS IDĮOTS WILL CHEER ON THEIR MEDIOCRITY WITH NONSENSE INSCRIPTIONS ON SAND OR A GATHERING OF CLOUDS.

THE STUPĮD TRAITS OF RELIGIOUS PEOPLE IS NO LONGER FUNNY TO ME IT'S BECOMING VERY OFFENSIVE.

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Romance › Re: What The Hell Is Wrong With This Set Of Married Women? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:36pm On May 29, 2019*

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Politics › Re: Only God Can Police Our Border – Security Chiefs by CAPSLOCKED: 10:19pm On May 29, 2019

faithfull18:
They should resign already and stop collecting salaries, after all God has been the one protecting us.

GOD MUST HATE SOME PARTS OF THE NORTH AND MIDDLE BELT THOUGH.
HIS PROTECTION IS EXTREMELY LIMITED OVER THERE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Allah Sign Discovered Inside A Water Tank In Lagos by CAPSLOCKED: 10:09pm On May 29, 2019

MUSLIMS ARE SEEING ALLAH AND MUHAMMAD IN THE CLOUDS AND IN THEIR DREAMS.

CHRISTIANS ARE SEEING JESUS IN THE CLOUDS AND IN THEIR DREAMS.

HINDUS SEE CATTLE DUNG AND URINE IN THEIR DREAMS.

CATHOLICS ARE SEEING THE VIRGIN MARY IN THE CLOUDS AND IN THEIR DREAMS.

WE NONRELIGIOUS FOLKS SEE A BUNCH OF HALLUCINATING RÈTARDS. cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: Some Scriptures In The Bible Are Senseless And Stupid – Pastor Mensah Otabil by CAPSLOCKED: 7:31am On May 29, 2019

"HE IS NOT A REAL PASTOR"
"HE LACKS HOLY SPIRIT"
"HE IS BEING CONTROLLED BE THE DEVIL"
"HE HAS ALLOWED MONEY AND FAME COVER HIS EYES"
"ANGEL GABRIEL PLEASE BLOW THE TRUMPET TODAY"

-LAMENTATIONS OF THE GULLIBLE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Share Something Nasty You Have Heard From Religious People Recently by CAPSLOCKED: 8:09am On May 28, 2019

EVERYTHING RELIGIOUS/SUPERSTITIOUS I HEAR THEM SAY IS NASTY TO ME.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is A Christian? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:19pm On May 27, 2019

BY DEFINITION, A CHRISTIAN IS SOMEONE WITH AUTISM, OR SOME OTHER FORM OF RETARDATĮON.

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Romance › Re: How I Revenged A Girl That Refused To Give Me Her Number. by CAPSLOCKED: 9:06pm On May 27, 2019

dingbang:
The day you will create a non-stupid thread,
is the day the trumpet will be heard.

BY THAT TIME WE'D ALL BE DEAD. cheesy

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Romance › Re: 9 Kinds Of Men Every Christian Woman Must Avoid by CAPSLOCKED: 8:48pm On May 27, 2019

MissRaine69:
An atheist makes the best husband.........

AND YOU SAY THIS BECAUSE...........?

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Funniest Homophobic Displays. by CAPSLOCKED: 8:47pm On May 27, 2019

I DON'T SEE ANY FUN HERE SIR.

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Health › Re: Deleted by CAPSLOCKED: 6:57pm On May 27, 2019

Okbear:
I regret why I'm a victim of this shit, sometimes I feel like when I walk to a girl and she noticed my nails or my toes I might turn her down or something.

IF WOMEN IS YOUR PROBLEM THEN YOU CAN GET HAND GLOVES.

I EXPECT YOU TO BE BOTHERED WITH THE HEART AND LUNG ISSUES THAT ACCOMPANY NAIL CLUBBING, BUT HERE YOU ARE, TALKING ABOUT WOMEN WHO WOULD DASH OFF WITH THE NEXT AVAILABLE GUY WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

Romance › Re: "Call girl I picked up turned out to be from Marine Kingdom"- Enugu man by CAPSLOCKED: 9:15pm On May 26, 2019

MJBOLT:
stupid lies to deceive foolish people.why is it only in africa that you can use sperm,pant,human parts,human waste product to become rich?

EVERYTHING DEMONIC IS ASSOCIATED WITH WOMEN.

MARINE PEOPLE = WOMEN
PANT RITUAL = WOMEN
DESTINY STEALERS = WOMEN
SPERM STEALERS = WOMEN
WOMB BLOCKERS = MOTHER IN-LAWS
BUSINESS CRASHERS = WOMEN
POSSESSED BIRDS AND CATS = OLD WOMEN
MEN'S MISTAKES = A WOMAN SURELY WILL BE BEHIND IT.

WHY CAN'T WE SEE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO STARTED SUCH STUPID CLAIMS ARE RELATED TO THE MISOGYNISTS WHO WROTE THE BIBLE AND FOUNDED MOST MAJOR RELIGIONS?

THOSE PEOPLE CONSIDERED WOMEN INVALUABLE AND WORTHY OF NOTHING POSITIVE, SO THEY CONSTRUCTED THESE FABLES FOR THEIR ENJOYMENT... SADLY IT'S 2019 AND PEOPLE, INCLUDING WOMEN OF COURSE STILL PEDDLE THESE NONSENSE. IT'S A SHAME.
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN MOST WOMEN. THEY'RE BUSY FIGHTING OVER WHO IS SUPPOSED TO DO THE DISHES AND LAUNDRY BETWEEN THEM AND MEN, INSTEAD OF TACKLING THESE REAL ISSUES.

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Romance › Re: "Call girl I picked up turned out to be from Marine Kingdom"- Enugu man by CAPSLOCKED: 7:56pm On May 26, 2019

FUNNY THING IS THAT ONLY BELIEVERS OF RELIGIOUS SUPERSTITIONS EXPERIENCE THESE THINGS.

I'VE TRIED TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES TO WITNESS BOTH THE HOLY SPIRIT AND EVIL SPIRITS.. BUT IT SEEMS THEY'RE THE ONES THAT ARE SCARED OF ME.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Armedrobber Shot Sporadically On 'woman Of Faith' But It Didn't Respond. Pics by CAPSLOCKED: 5:19pm On May 26, 2019

Heathen777:
Gun jams >> God did it

Gun kills her >> God decided to call her back

RELIGION IS ARRANGED IN SUCH A WAY THAT NO MATTER THE OUTCOME, GOD IS ALWAYS THE FINAL ANSWER.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do Atheist Go? by CAPSLOCKED: 5:09pm On May 26, 2019

aaronson:
Since Entropy can never be lost but transformed, When we atheist and you Christian dies, We loose the ability to transform Entropy due to our body permanent loss of Energy so we get buried to enrich the plants to produce Food(energy) to other human to be able to keep transforming Entropy.

This is why i keep tell my friends and family, Don't cremate me, Bury me so i can help mother earth feed yall alive.

THANK YOU.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Did GOD Say His Love Is Unconditional? by CAPSLOCKED: 5:09pm On May 26, 2019

Heathen777:
God loves you so much he decides to burn you forever for disobedience.

The Christian view of what love should be has been greatly warped.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, UNCONDITIONALLY. "BUT" IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME BACK, I'LL BURN YOU FOR ETERNITY FOR YOUR MISTAKES.

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Romance › Re: Is marriage just a man's responsibility? by CAPSLOCKED: 2:11pm On May 26, 2019

ubunja:
Men marry for sex.

Don't ask again

BECAUSE AS SINGLE MEN THEY CAN'T HAVE SEX? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Christians Can Overcome Depression by CAPSLOCKED: 10:14am On May 26, 2019

RoyalBlu:

My God is a loving God. Beyond logical reasoning.

More so, the devil is not a wild dog, he's a pompous fellow who thought he could be as God. God sent him away. He could have destroyed him out rightly, but no, He didn't.. Why? To prove love is the way.

But the devil have not rested, he's been in camper with God, doing all he can to make God look bad.

God doesn't force anyone to love and serve him. His government is based on love and reason.

Sure enough, the devil is having a field day on earth, but his end will surely come.

THEN IF YOU DON'T LOVE AND SERVE HIM YOU GO TO HELL. HOW IS THAT NOT FORCE?

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Christians Can Overcome Depression by CAPSLOCKED: 9:39am On May 26, 2019

RoyalBlu:
You're wrong sir, on all counts.

Depression and suicide are not in God's plan for us.

How can this be? I find this so blasphemous.

Depression is mostly due to life situations that are man made and results to suicide which is devilish.
Take for instance, a girl who falls into depression from heart break, kills herself. You going to put the blame on God? Really?

God is a just God. He's given us free hand to choose on how to live.

When you choose to let the light of God to shine in your heart, there will be no room for darkness.

Depression and suicide are not of God. They're from the devil. The father of darkness.

Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

WHEN YOU ADD THAT NATURAL DISASTERS ARE ALSO FROM THE DEVIL, I WONDER WHY GOD WON'T GET RID OF THE DEVIL ONCE AND FOR ALL, SO THAT WE CAN SERVE HIM IN PEACE.

THERE'S THIS WILD DOG THAT I NEEDED TO GET RID OF. I DIDN'T DESTROY IT, BUT RATHER I SENT IT TO THE NEXT BLOCK WHERE MY LITTLE KIDS ARE PLAYING. THEN I JUDGE THESE LITTLE CHILDREN FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO PREVENT THE WILD DOG FROM BITING THEM.

I AM YOUR GOD IN A SUMMARY.

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Christians Can Overcome Depression by CAPSLOCKED: 9:31am On May 26, 2019

godwingenesis472:
For all have sinned and come shut of the glory of G-d.
After the fall of man many things went wrong �

IF THE FALL OF MAN WASN'T IN GOD'S INITIAL PLAN, THEN GOD IS A FAIL PLANNER... WHOSE PLANS SHOULD NEVER BE TRUSTED, BECAUSE HIS PLANS CAN ALWAYS FAIL, AND MANY THINGS WILL GO WRONG.

Christianity Etc › Re: Lebanese Pastor Spotted Doing A Serious Deliverance In His Lagos Church by CAPSLOCKED: 9:29am On May 26, 2019

NOT AS BAD AS THIS PASTOR PROMOTING SALES AND SCAM WITH THESE LITTLE BOYS.. WHO COULD DO MAGIC LIKE HIM.

AND BELIEVERS FELL FOR IT. PITY.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor 'One Blow' Involved In Accident After 'Betraying' Bishop Obinim by CAPSLOCKED: 9:14am On May 26, 2019

Kingpee2:
The effect of betrayal ....

ACCIDENTS HAPPEN EVERY DAY AND PEOPLE ARE USUALLY INVOLVED.
NOTHING SPIRITUAL HERE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Christians Can Overcome Depression by CAPSLOCKED: 9:08am On May 26, 2019

Omooba77:
- Above all have faith in God, trust him, cast your burden on him and honour his invitation if you are labouring and heavy laden.
God will heal us all!

DEPRESION AND SUICIDE WAS INCLUDED IN GOD'S PLAN FROM THE MOMENT OF CREATION, SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT GOD SAYS WILL HAPPEN WILL HAPPEN, WHAT HE SAYS WON'T HAPPEN WON'T HAPPEN. OR ISN'T THAT WHAT CHRISTIANS BELIEVE?

WHAT ABOUT DESTINY. PERHAPS, IT'S GOD'S WILL FOR THEM TO BE DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL IN LIFE. SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DEPRESSION AND SUICIDE IS GOD'S PLAN, AND GOD CAN NEVER CHANGE.
SO IF IT'S HIS PLAN FOR A PERSON THEN HE/SHE CANNOT ESCAPE IT. THEREFORE THIS THREAD IS POINTLESS.

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Christianity Etc › Re: A Great Barrier Between Jesus And Christianity by CAPSLOCKED: 9:06am On May 26, 2019

CHRISTIAN:
YOU NEED HOLY SPIRIT TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS. YOU BETTER BELIEVE, GOD IS REAL. JESUS IS REAL. HELL IS REAL.

*LEAVES THREAD WITHOUT ADDRESSING THE TOPIC *

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do You Sleep In Church Even With The Loud Speakers? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:55am On May 26, 2019

Mizwisdom:
Good question, if you check well you'll see that it's those that are mainly weak spiritually that sleep in Church

WHAT ABOUT THOSE THAT SLEEP AT PARTIES, AND IN CLASS?

EITHER THEY'RE STRESSED OUT AND TIRED, OR THEY'RE BORED... SO THEY SLEEP.
NOTHING LIKE SPIRITUAL.

THEY'RE TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME BIBLE VERSES AND SERMONS FOR MANY DECADES OF THEIR LIVES, SO THEY SLEEP.

SUCH PEOPLE WOULD RATHER REMAIN AT HOME, BUT THEY JUST GO TO CHURCH BECAUSE OTHERS ARE GOING AND THEY DON'T WANT TOO MUCH TALK AND QUESTIONS.

I'VE SEEN CATHOLIC PRIESTS DOZE OFF ON THE ALTER DURING MASS MANY TIMES SO I KNOW WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.

MORE THAN 50% OF THE PEOPLE THAT GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY DO SO NOT BECAUSE THEY THINK CHURCH IS INTERESTING, THEY GO TO CHURCH BECAUSE OTHERS ARE GOING, AND ALSO TO LOOK AROUND AND PASS TIME... THAT'S WHY MANY OF THEM ARE IN CHURCH BUT ONLINE ON WHATSAPP AND VIEWING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW.

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