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Crime › Re: Usman Buda: Photos From The Burial Of Butcher Killed By Mob In Sokoto by CaptainFM1: 11:02pm On Jun 27, 2023
It shall not be well the god that these extremist serves. It shall not be well with the extremist too.
Crime › Re: Usman Buda: Photos From The Burial Of Butcher Killed By Mob In Sokoto by CaptainFM1: 11:00pm On Jun 27, 2023
Peace shall not be unto any god that people killed for. I don't blordy care which god it is. It shall not be well with any god and it's followers that kills fellow human being for whatever reasons.
Romance › Re: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by CaptainFM1: 9:23pm On Jun 27, 2023
SPAMBOX7:
Nowadays it's very hard to see a Nigerian girl that dates one guy. They are seeing at least 3 guys concurrently.. Why can't girls just find one guy and be with him like most guys do.
Why date multiple guys at the same time.
The worst part is even the ones from wealthy homes are like that.

What's really wrong with girls of nowadayshuh
It goes both ways.
Family › Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by CaptainFM1: 8:41pm On Jun 27, 2023
ceeceeuwa:
Its my personal building and I work from home. We have been managing well before this whole thing started. I guess it is bitting everyone one way or the other.
I feel your pain. Here in Ipaja, Tinubu want to use electricity to kill us oooo. I had to switch of my fridge because everything inside is now at mortuary standard. I pray his battery last after this London recharging.
Crime › Re: Usman Buda: Photos From The Burial Of Butcher Killed By Mob In Sokoto by CaptainFM1: 8:28pm On Jun 27, 2023
They probably held his funeral prayer in the name of the same god he blasphemed again. Something is wrong with black mentality.

Extremism is dangerous. Youth fighting for a god that cannot fight for himself!
Politics › Re: “Emulate Peter Obi”. Sierra Leonean Electoral Chief To The Country’s Politicians by CaptainFM1: 1:48pm On Jun 26, 2023
Penguin2:
That’s the chairman of Sierra Leone Electoral body.

It’s possible he was also in Nigeria during the elections as an observer and saw what happened. The manipulation, the violence and the dejection in people’s faces after their mandate was taken from them.

That’s a man of substance advising another group of men of substance to emulate a man of substance.

Have you ever seen anyone advising anyone to emulate Tinubu anywhere in the world?
It is also possible that the man is planning to emulate Pro. Y. Manhood. Maybe that's why he's advising them that way. He maybe planning to rig the election and be telling them to go to court.
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 12:10am On Jun 26, 2023
Krismas:
grin Ok sir I will rest
Only I NEVER said I wanted to teach u about traveling! I said TIME-TRAVEL. U may have have been to the whole world. Those are places. Have you been to 2027? That’s time. Why didn’t you open the link i pasted? Alright, thanks and bye
Time travel is a mirage. No body, and I repeat, no body can time travelled. Who will be Nigeria president in 2031? Will human even exist in 2031? Who will win Russia-Ukraine war? Although, there's science, there's faith, there's believe ....yet there's reality!
Forum Games › Re: Only A Genius Can Save This Man (picture) by CaptainFM1: 10:10pm On Jun 25, 2023
The man himself can save himself by shaking the tree. The snake will fall off, and in the process of running from the lion might run into the water. Let's hope the lion follow the snake into the water.....then the stupid man can gently walk off free on land. Foolish man, how did he get to that point?
Christianity Etc › Re: 'AI Jesus' Talks Dating, Relationships, Morals — Even Offers Video-gaming Tips by CaptainFM1: 9:52pm On Jun 25, 2023
I will simply ask him 2 questions

1. Please master AI-Jesus, show me the way to be the richest man in the world

2. Why is Nigeria Jaga-jaga?
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 9:42pm On Jun 25, 2023
Krismas:
grin grin
Old-School Sailor grin
Let this be the beginning of your fresh time travel education grin
https://youtube.com/shorts/gTRDJYKhGmA?feature=share grin
You don't know anything young man. I wish I can teach you, but it's obvious you are not willing to learn. It's unfortunate. Rest please.

Me that I've been to 175 countries in the world, and all the continents of the world is who you want to give travel education to. Rest please.

My passport alone takes me to 187 countries visa free and you nitwit wants to lecture me about travelling? Rest please.
Music/Radio › Re: What Is That New Song You Just Can't Get Off Your Head Right Now... by CaptainFM1: 4:17am On Jun 25, 2023
Nigeria My Beloved Country....by Funmi Adams

Honestly, I shed tears when I came across the song again on YouTube. It been "auto-singing" in my head for the past one month.

I can't stop asking myself,
How did Nigeria get to this level?
Where did we get it all wrong?

Gen Z's cannot imagine how great Nigeria used to be, but I think this video and the song will give them an insight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHVo0bbmFho&pp=ygUwbmlnZXJpYSBteSBiZWxvdmVkIGNvdW50cnkgYnkgZnVubWkgYWRhbXMgbHlyaWNz
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 9:03pm On Jun 24, 2023
Krismas:
grin U must be an old-school sailor. Cos In Einstein law of Relativity, Time moves backwards. Nowadays it is believed you can move forward or backwards in time. grin The conventional clockwise motion of time is purely fictional and usually stands against the universal motion of time. The sun for instance rises in the east and set anticlockwise in the west. The planets move in anticlockwise motion. So? Big deal about clockwise motion?
Gibberish!
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 6:46pm On Jun 24, 2023
Krismas:
grin Oga sailor, the puzzle did not view time from the 24hr perspective. 12.03am is clearly not 24hr. So stick to the bounds of the quiz. Thanks
12:03am has passed midnight and the next closest midnight to it is 23hours 57minutes away. Unless ofcourse your clock moves backwards.
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 6:05pm On Jun 24, 2023
Krismas:
grin It’s not about Nigerian time. It’s maths. If you arrive at an event slated for 12am around 11.55am, folks will think you are lunatic. But if you come to the same event at 12.03, no one will blame you too much for late coming. There is no way the closest time to 12am can be 11.55am. It’s 12.03am
You are late already for an exam that will finish by 12:00. Clocks don't wind backwards Sir.
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 2:32pm On Jun 24, 2023
franciskaine:
bros, try read my analysis well, you'll get it.
I don't know where he is importing noon from. The question is which is closer to midnight. You are right bro. The closest to midnight is 11:55am.

They are all bunch of people that keeps the so called "Nigerian time".
If their train leaves at midnight, let them arrive the station at 12:03am!
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 2:25pm On Jun 24, 2023
bamvik:
Why would the question sure use the word "closed to"
NB
Am just trying to say the question was wrong
"Closed to" does not mean you would reverse the directional movement of the clock. Since the question did not state you can go backwards, you don't have to import that into it.
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 5:24am On Jun 24, 2023
tymicjay77:
let me refrain the analysis like this,
Car A ( 11:55am) is 5m before a junction(mid night)
Car B (12:03am) is 3m after a junction (mid night)
Which car is closest to the junctionhuh??



The correct answer is obvious!12:03am
Now relate it to the real question t see the right answer



Correct answer is actually 12:03am

cool grin grin grin grin
I know in Nigeria we drive in the reverse or perhaps face wrong way at times because we are lawless people.

All this argument only buttress our lazy attitude aim at justifying the so called "Nigerian time"

If your train leaves at Midnight, get to the station at 12:03am because your own clock moves backwards. Black man and backwardness!

In a sane clime once your Car B has passed the junction at Noon, you will have to drive round and round and could perhaps take you hours to come back to the junction you missed.

When using analogy, be very objective. Does clock move anti-clockwisely or clockwisely?
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1:
belshazzar:
its simple logic , 12:03am is still technically mid night or is there another adjective for few minutes past 12am ?
Are you then going to create adjectives for every minutes of the 24hours in a clock?

The only Adjective for 12:00am is midnight
The only Adjective for 12:00pm is Noon.

Lest you will call 12:35pm noon and 11:35am midnight too. Afterall, they are close to the time. The definition of noon and midnight is standard. I would suggest you check the literal meaning up in the dictionary.

This is why anything after 12:00pm is called .... AFTERNOON (Even 1second beyond noon is termed Afternoon and not Noon). If you're a sailor like me, you would understand meridian calculation and the brain behind am/pm.

Noon and Midnight are standard all over the world to mean 12:00pm and 12:00am respectively.

Now to the tricky puzzle.....

Does your clock moves anti-clockwisely or clockwisely?

If you understand the concept of 24hours clock style it should be easy-peasy.

Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 4:43am On Jun 24, 2023
emmabest2000:
11:55am is close to noon nao
Does your clock moves anti-clockwisely or clockwisely?

If you understand the concept of 24hours clock style it should be easy-peasy.
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 4:37am On Jun 24, 2023
bamvik:
How is 11 hours plus close to midnight?
11:55 am is close to noon
Assuming there was 6:55 pm person for manage am . Infact the question no tricky anything
Does your clock moves anti-clockwisely or clockwisely?
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 11:31pm On Jun 23, 2023
belshazzar:
lol dude , don't you get it at all, time is actually the factor in this problem, 11:55 am is actually day light, and its way far from midnight, whilst 12:03 is actually few minutes past midnight, the x factor is midnight, don't just make absurd illustrations
You still will not get my 20k if you come that day. You are a typical Nigerian time person. And everytime you show up at 3minutes pass midnight, I would remind you that someone had "ex-factored" you by arriving some 12hours ahead of you and waited till midnight.

If you come the following day again at 12:03am, I would still have handed my 20k out to the early and patient bird that waited from mid day till midnight because time moves clockwisely.

You defined your X-factor as midnight, I define it as the time Interval on a normal rotation of clock and not like some typical Nigerians trying to wind clocks backwards.

Clocks move clockwisely Sir and not anti-clockwise.
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 11:29pm On Jun 23, 2023
belshazzar:
lol for real ?, with all these your analysis you still don't realise that 11:55am is actually few minutes before noon lol .. I am shell shocked
But he's right! The interval is measured to midnight and not noon.
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 11:17pm On Jun 23, 2023
Flexy27:
If you know the difference between PM and AM then you know the answer is 12.03am.
If I say I give 20k every midnight sharp, if you come at 12:03am, you would need to wait for 23hours 57minutes before you can get your 20k.

If you come at 11:55am, you will be waiting for just 12hours 5minutes!

Many people have missed flight bookings and some important TV/Sporting programs simply because of this am/pm misunderstanding. I guess that's why the British came up with the 24hours style clock. 12:03am would simply mean 00:03, 11:55am means 11:55 while midnight means 24:00 (No need to state AM/PM for 24hours style)

I hope this clarifies.
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 11:12pm On Jun 23, 2023
Fuckyoumod:
Here is the trick, Time is always calculated in two ways.

After the hour and To (before the hour)

After 12:00 am - starts counting just a minute after 12:00am.
While To or before the hour of 12:00 am - This means that the time isn't 12:00 am yet.
Some minutes are still left before it hits 12:00 am.

Now, in this context the question is actually referring to - To (before) 12:00 am, Meaning it's not yet 12:00 am.

The only right answer to the time that is nearest to - (To) 12:00Amis 11: 55 pm.

I know a lot of people would go for 12:03am, Because is just 3 minutes apart. But they are wrong.

This is why it's a tricky question.
11:55am you meant?
Education › Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by CaptainFM1: 11:06pm On Jun 23, 2023
bamvik:
12:03. Am


Ever heard the word 12 midnight?
Nigerian time people. The interval between 12:03am and midnight is 23hours, 57minutes.

The correct answer is 11:55am which interval to midnight is 12hours 5mins.
Romance › Re: How Do I Know My Fianceé's Ring Size Without Her Notice by CaptainFM1: 10:57pm On Jun 23, 2023
Rule of Thumb: If your shaft snugs tight in her orifice, it's usually a quarter of the shaft. +/-2% margin of error!
Education › Re: Ifeoma Amuche Gives Her Speech In Chinese As Best Student In China University by CaptainFM1: 10:13pm On Jun 23, 2023
If only we understand what "Tokenism" is all about. It's dangerous than racism

Congratulations to her though.


Nice one China, very impressive Tokenization.


What are we doing with our indigenous Languages? When are we going to start writing out textbooks in our indigenous Languages?

The very first form of civilization is cultural identity. We need to start developing our own indigenous Languages and start exporting them as a Lingual Franca for the world. China is already on that journey. Britain, Spain and France have successfully done this.

Have you ever asked the question..."How come it's easy to write the Bible and Koran in our vast indigenous Languages, yet they won't do the same for Chemistry, Physics, Maths and Biology or Economic textbooks?

Every nation that have indigenous Languages have started seeing the need to develop the Language further and the correlation it has with its National development.
Politics › Re: Send NYSC DG To Prison - Enugu Governor Mbah Begs Court by CaptainFM1: 3:16pm On Jun 23, 2023
Prof Y. Mamoodoo should be the first to send to prison.
Food › Re: Prices Of Bread, Paste May Crash As FG Releases Four New Varieties Of Wheat by CaptainFM1: 8:24pm On Jun 22, 2023
mariahAngel:
Hopefully, they're not genetically modified foods. undecided
There's really nothing wrong with genetically modified foods. Many of the food we currently eat have been genetically modified in one way or the other at some points.
Politics › Re: Lagos Guber Tribunal: US Immigration Lawyer Testifies Against Deputy Governor by CaptainFM1: 8:21pm On Jun 22, 2023
unohbethel:
Why is it that I cant upload any pictures ☹
Prof Y. Mamood has switched of server again Bro.
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Hitler Nwala Claims INEC Erased Presidential Election Results by CaptainFM1: 7:41pm On Jun 22, 2023
iSense247:
My question here is; if Nwala wants to analyzed all the 3,263 BVAS devices, would INEC cooperate with him? If INEC will cooperate, will there be enough time for Nwala to analyze all BVAS devices?

It is a shame that INEC does not know the essence of sampling in statistical analysis. This is a mediocre umpire that needs to be overhauled completely from head to toe.
INEC shareman should go to jail. Foremost he should be sacked with immediate effect.
Health › Re: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by CaptainFM1: 6:40pm On Jun 21, 2023
Stop knacking around, you will not hear. The last time I had that, I contracted it from Amaka.

What you need is antibiotics to clean your blood and a clotrimazole cream or any other anti fungal and anti bacterial cream.

When you're scratching, does the area sweet you? I bet it does. That's to tell you I know the feeling.

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