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So if he comes to Oshodi market you will troll him too? What is the news about someone being in London? It's just a location like Sapele or Ouagadougou!

Throughout the teenage years.

Nigeria is the real Hell. If you come live on my street, that's Hell-Fire.

Saintsis:
Some people are just incredibly careless about hygiene. Imagine entering a bus in the morning when everyone is still supposed to be fresh, and the whole place is oozing of armpit odour

In Lagos, even when everyone smells nice in the bus, that's when one pepper seller will carry basket of tomatoes and pepper come sit with you.

This matter, na Senate need to debate am and pass a bill on it.

The government keep using palliatives to deceive the masses.

The leg-rest of the table.

Sunkyapogee:
I heard APC is preparing for presidential election rerun....na secret oh. Don't tell anybody plz

Even the rerun, we go beat them 100 times, provided it is not conducted by Y. Maammood!

This nonsense from security personnel need to stop. He should be dealt with. This is why they should be kept in the barracks.

Zonefree:
When I saw Grocery, I think say na Garri.

Nigerians don reconfigure my brain to be calling Garri, 'Grocery'.

Heard they're now calling Garri and Groundnut, 'Grocery and Floating berry'

But Garri and groundnut are grocery items too.

BigBlackPreek:
I'm very sure one of those women he's had amorous relationship with is after his life and he Suleiman clearly understands that as well

Naaa. This is beyond amorous relationship revenge. It's most likely from his other dirty money dealings or as the guy above me puts it, cross religion war/dominance.

MS247:



No it is not

My brother if you can't afford $100 or it's Naira equivalent, you can't lead thousands of students


Go and ask how much a single poster cost, and how many would be needed to cover school area

How much setting up a campaign poster cos
Ask how much setting up campaign rally cost, from platform, banner , poster, MC,

.

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It's all rubbish! It's because Education is still managed by government that's why students that suppose to be in class have time for unions.

Zee0007:
WHO WINS A GIRL'S HEART EASILY AND WHY?

A) Rich guy

B) Funny guy

C) Caring guy

D) Intelligent guy

Each wins the type that suit their character.

Story! Una go still steal. It's in our DNA as a people.

BeautifulMind2:
Because I'm curing doubting Thomas

Perhaps you should listen small. I personally hate hand coupling jobs. I can't stand vehicles with squeeky body.

They should introduce some level of automation in that production line.

YOUNGELDER1:
Den of thief’s !

Unless we fight these thieve like in that movie "Den of thieves" we are going no where. This Jjames Ibbori seems to be the 50Cent in that movie.

SultanOfPuna:
Religion has turned my mother into a shadow of herself.
Ever since our teenage years my mother was not the churchy type. We are raised Catholics
Back then she was active and bubbling.

all of a sudden my mother left Catholic faith and started messing around with different churches.
This has cause countless rift between us, my dad and elder sister have done everything possible but my mum is too brainwashed by these Pentecostal pastors.

How can someone be attending Christ embassy and winners chapel?? I Heard she wants to join mountain of fire but changed her mind.
Everytime church, church, church
Yet she never gain anything from it
I have been sending her money for her for upkeep since November last year only to come back home February this year and discovered she donates everything to different churches


I feel she might have a mental disorder and I don't know how to save her.
She literally spends all the money in church donation tithe and all those craps. And those pastors always calling her to come for one program or the other. I don't know what to do

Have you asked her what she's looking for about? Tell us about her reasons for looking for "god" everywhere. Let's hear her position first before we can advice accordingly.

FreeStuffsNG:
Gov Ortom sha; always in the news for strange news like nkan be TV show .smh
Check my signature for free stuffs!

When you are in the wrong book of APC, your sins will be amplified.

geesilver:
Maybe he forgot to change his clothes before coming. He tot anything is allowed in the chamber

Who knows, he might just be coming from brothel where he just finished knacking Amaka.

Whenever the agenda of a meeting is not know, just know that it's all about money sharing.

marlow1962:
Okay cool, but what will happen to it after the 3years?

It will be operating just like Lagbus and may have taxi arm in future.

mrvitalis:
Anyone who believes Nigeria is anything above 100 million is joking

I laugh at them saying Lagos is 20 million

Lagos that 40% is still untouched bushes? Before going argue use Google Earth don't come and disgrace yourself here

95% of Lagos population live at the center... East is bush, West is bush

Nigeria population is maximum 100 million

Are you in Lagos?
Where is the bush in Lagos West? Cos I live in Lagos West.

You are relying on google earth that uses civilian satellites and request/require regular updates from ground observers just like you and me. My dad house that's built 20years ago is not showing on google earth, but mine built less than 5years ago is showing.

If you understand what attenuation and selective availability is in satellite propagation, you would know that google earth only give you the rough schematics especially for public and general users. They won't give you access to be watching your neighbour swimming naked or having ta-ta-ta with his woman in his compound. That would be invasion on privacy.

Paid clients may get an even clearer/vivid satellite pictures, while military satellites or government establishments can get on time/life image pictures including motion pictures.

tolue42:
When I tell people that population is one of our biggest problem, people will be looking for excuses


In 1960 Nigeria population was 45million, that same year UK population was 52 million

2023 Nigeria population is above 220 million , that same UK is just above 65 million..

How are we going to live a better life when we are not even productive like the UK..

Population is not our problem, we just don't know how to use the large population to our advantage.

What should China say, if we complain about population?

Adgraced:
Jos Plateau with its cold temperature in certain months of the year, and occurrences of ice blocks falling from the sky in rainy season should also experience Snow but too much wahala in Naija will not permit it.

Icy hail is different from snow. Almost every part of the world get hail. Snow falls only in winter season.

The winter season oscillate between North and Southern hemisphere (belt 60-90deg latitude). Nigeria lies on the Equatorial belt and our weather is largely influenced by the Sun and the movement of the ITCZ. That's why the tropics encounter the largest amount of rainfalls in the world.

When it's Summer in the North, it's Winter in the South and vice versa.

Adgraced:
Jos Plateau with its cold temperature in certain months of the year, and occurrences of ice blocks falling from the sky in rainy season should also experience Snow but too much wahala in Naija will not permit it.

Icy hail is different from snow. Almost every part of the world get hail. Snow falls only in winter season.

The winter season oscillate between North and Southern hemisphere belt 60-90deg. latitude. Nigeria lies on the Equatorial belt and our weather is largely influenced by the Sun and the movement of the ITCZ. That's why the tropics encounter the largest amount of rainfalls in the world.

When it's Summer in the North, it's Winter in the South and vice versa

Flathead8:
Our sins too much that's why e no dey snow for Nigeria

No. The ITCZ runs through the tropics.

Ihateheadslamer:
It would be great if snow falls in Nigeria

No it won't be great. Snow gets in the way of everything! Sunshine is the best provided it's not scorching! Even in places where they get snow in winter, they don't like it.

Chamel:
Good to see snow in Africa

There has always been snow in North and Southern Africa

FreeStuffsNG:
Good news to investors with Geregu shares

This is the Best Time to invest in Lagos and neighbouring fellow Yoruba SW states.

if you hate and resent your Yoruba host, this is the worst time to invest in Yorubaland. You will lose because of your hate for your host who own the land.

Invest in Lagos today with a good patriotic heart and not with a heart full of hatred and bigotry against your host so you will not lose everything you bring to Yorubaland.

God bless Lagos state and may God bless Nigeria for ever!

SMHFU!

Owa444:
I'm 28yrs and i only pooped once in a day sometimes i can stay up to 3days without pooping.

Be drinking adequate water. In every 2 to 3days take ionized isotonic solutions. Meet dietician to advice you on types of food to be eating. Once you can maintain regular daily bowel movement, you will be alright.

You see what APC government has caused now?

One thing you surely need is a isotonic solution for good hydration. You can make a cheap one with honey and lime/lemon but make sure the honey is a pure one. Otherwise, you can be buying isotonic hydrates.

Also look into your diets. Find a menu for dinner that will make you to poo easily every morning. You may need to consult a dietician for this.

May I ask, how old are you? And how many times do you poo in a day? If you can poo easily everyday or every other day, you will be fine.

Drop alcohol totally. You don't need it.

Huzzling skills and Street sense. Don't learn anything else if it's Lagos. If you master those two, you can be the next MC Oluuomo.