₦airaland Forum

rocknation62:
E remain small dem for dey collect [color=#000000]OLOSHO FEE[/color]







[color=#000000]THIS PERSON ABOVE ME,WELL DONE OOOO,I NO DEY FOLLOW YOU DRAG SPACE O,JUST KNOW THAT YOU TOOK WHAT BELONGS TO ME....
MY GOD WILL FIGHT FOR ME...[/color]

But they are already collecting Olosho fee na.

Guy, suicide is not new to Nigerians..... If everything totally finish for you....just go. Ahmed is already bouncing to take ya place.

alphaconde:
person no go eat first before e shit?

Is there anybody stopping someone from eating

You just need to have a knowledge of your car. Every single car is different. So before stepping in and drive have a general knowledge of the basics pertaining to that car.

onadana:
You make me laff. People never chop finish.

But this is more like food coming to their table if they develop and organise such.

lilmax:
good... just stay away from smoking though

And also zip up ur trouser. No do baby mamas like ur boss.

emeijeh:
Someone please give this horror movie a suitable title.

Gala Sausage Roll

Adedove:
False info! How can this be the biggest in WA when the massive butts of my TINA remains forever curvy, pimpless and smooth?!

Show me, abeg!

aragon4realz:
pls how does she use the toilet seat

Obviously, if she has a customized butts, she must also have customized toilet seat too!

BuhariNaWah:
Why is she dressing like a moscovite?

Ask her ooo.....For inside this Oshodi!

brosthink:
I'm in a crossroad in making a decision that may make or mar my future. Due to some financial difficulties in my family my parent said i should go and serve apprenticeship 'nwa boy' popular among the igbos and after serving for like 6 to 7years my master will settle me depending on how i serve him and will begin a business of my own, but at the same time i still have interest in school and whichever way can support and finance myself through school this argument has lasted for a week now and i don't know which way to go.

Pls NLders i need your opinion and advice on this will really appreciate with the comments

Choose both.

What is wrong with black people?

So if you are poor, you should hobnob with poor man Na double poverty go follow you if you do that!

dukie25:
Probably there to beg charlyboy not to lead any protest against the crimes committed by his administration.
I hope Charlyboy didn't concur, our mumu don do.

That's the secret behind his agile nature even at 80!

brunobaba:
Please bring your money to Skye bank ooo...we'll treat you just fine.

That one na bank?

emmie14:
Is Akwa Ibom more develop than cross Rivers?

He used the word "Personally". Your own ranking may be different from his.

Konze70:
Nonsense , it takes other countries 3 months to give nigerians their visa and you are celebrating 24 hrs of giving them vIsa. What a clueless set of people !

We are big brother now!

Benz4pimp:
Is this the new retirement plan for Nigerians?once you are 50, turn to a Pastor and continue earning pension from gullible Nigerians

Yes ooo, Tithe is the surest pension.

raumdeuter:
DEVELOPERS them

Lagos is their New York. See Lagos and die. Only people who have been to Lagos can toast babes in some places

As you are travelling home this Xmas try this technique "O baby, my loolo if you marry me, I will take you to Lagos" even Igwe wife go dey follow you

Funny but true! Even for their movies, I never hear....I go take you to Onitsha, Owerri or Aba. It is always Lagos.
A reflection of what goes on in their minds found it's way in their movies.

Telling us how many people enters and not telling us how many leaves per hour is a wrong way to give out information.

I don't blame you because you don't even have any source of gathering datas

Simi needs to work on her stage presence. She's not there yet!

So the photographer must be standing at almost twice the distance of the boy and the people. The camera focus is on the boy and not the people. The whole thing looks "planned" Like a perfect arrangement...maybe by the photographer.
Anyway, like someone said...why not just delete the picture and take another one. No be only photobombed, na photocrash!

Na wa ooo. Just a picture and everybody's head dey roll...If you na come see her for real life nko? U na go comot for pant

I've been considering using a "dumb" phone in 2018.
Partly due to some of the reasons in your post.

Research shows that more than 80% of people that use smart phones put it beside their pillow while sleeping, and when they wake up, its also the first thing they check.

You go to a formal meeting or conference and you see people placing their smart phones on the table. Silent mode or not, their attention is partly divided by the next coming WhatsApp or Facebook message.

I went out with friends to have a drink or two, and for a period of 10-15minutes in our hangout, no . All the 5 of us were busy doing one thing or the other on the phone.

You post something on Nairaland, Facebook or Instagram and you anxiously and repeatedly go back to check how many "Like" or "Comment" you have.

If its a smart phone, it must be in the hand. Most people mind have gotten to that point unconsciously. This is simply because every "ding" they hear must be responded to almost immediately.

Guys have become more shy to approach ladies the old and conventional ways. They now turn to social media platforms to meet fake slay queens.

Ladies on their part find it easier to showcase their fake lifestyles thanks to smart phones. They go to cinema shakam, swimming pool shakam, they see G-wagon their entire life-worth cannot buy, they must shakam beside it.

Even fake men like Banky-W must shakam and expose their beautiful wife unclothedness.

You take smart phone away from most people for just a day or two, and it will look as if you have taking their life away. That's simply because most simply live their lives on Smart phones.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dnKMdujQPM

Keneking:
See the useless MMIA departure area

I can't believe that ugly looking green ceiling is still there!

Power you want, Chickens you'll get.

Which one is Pre-birthday picture again? Na so madness dey start oooo. The same way they start pre-wedding picture.
I hope somebody will not start pre-burial picture!

amahthelma:
That is lovely sha for the Ogun people known for locals....i don't like all diz local food like seriously I take continental meals ....ofadi or ofada whatever it makes me sick...

You don't know what you are missing!

I will teach you one stupid trick....

Get an earthen bowl,
Pour little palm oil on it,
Put 'eko' (Dry pap), put a cock head
Add some vegetables on one side,
Put 3 Kolanuts,
Tie a red cloth to a horn.
Then write his name in red ink, preferably animal blood on a paper.

If you watch Yoruba movies very well....you should be able to package a very scary sacrifice...

Place your package in front of his door. He will leave within one week.

But don't be surprised if a hungry tenant just packed up your garbage and eat. Na prayer you will need for such a tenant.

ebujany:
Oga landlord. Paying rent a day after rent has expired? Have u ever been a tenant in someone's house before? Is that how u use to pay? Even in this present economic situation?


As for your tenant, hes obviously a trouble maker and a landlord like u that will ask his tenant to renew His rent a day after his rent has expired deserves some one like that

So when is the ideal time to pay?

You have violated CBN rules. Just go into hiding because CBN is coming for you.