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Sports › Re: Segun Toriola Wins Commonwealth Games Quarter-final Match by CaptainFM1: 1:15pm On Apr 08, 2018
xtervaganza:
it's actually a compliment
I'm even worried that we have not gotten a replacement for him all these years. Something is wrong with our Table-Tennis Federation!

Next Olympic he may still be the one to represent us!
Sports › Re: Segun Toriola Wins Commonwealth Games Quarter-final Match by CaptainFM1: 5:16pm On Apr 07, 2018
xtervaganza:
I've known this guy since I was a kid.




His longevity is unreal
Are u insinuating he's using steroids? Or maybe its just African juju
Family › Re: "My Husband Got Our Neighbor Pregnant, They Are Both Begging Me"-woman Cries Out by CaptainFM1: 5:07pm On Apr 07, 2018
egworlordor:
Go to babalawo, tell him that you want her to carry the pregnancy for 6 months, den d baby should die inside her womb, so that she will learn to have her own family... after ask God for forgiveness, trust me He's a merciful God he'll have mercy and forgive you... thank me later
Romans 6:1
Culture › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Visits Ooni Of Ife In His Palace (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 4:54pm On Apr 07, 2018
Bubu: Son your sins have been forgiven the moment you join APC. You can see that we did not put your name among the corrupt list....No fear, stop running around. Just go home and get me 1million votes in Abia come 2019.
Crime › Re: Offa Bank Robbery: Police Arrest Seven Suspects by CaptainFM1: 4:23pm On Apr 07, 2018
Is this actually a robbery or a terror attack?
Celebrities › Re: Funke Adesiyan: "How My Tribal Marks Greatly Affected My Self-Esteem" by CaptainFM1: 2:31am On Apr 07, 2018
Better plastic surgery will seal those marks up.
Culture › Re: Tobi Philips Dating Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi? by CaptainFM1: 5:15pm On Apr 05, 2018
johnson232:
Lol...U guys are this daft?
I haven't seen any news as huge as Evans case.
Those criminals & rapist we see on tv & online everyday aren't they news?
Not every news is worth it...Some are irrelevant & do no good to one's name.
I gladly prefer my name not to appear on any news, rather than appearing on irrelevant news everyday...Dummy!
It appears you have lost the context in which you were being challenged to put your name in the news. Either relevant or irrelevant. Just try put your name there, after all, no news is good news they say!

What we are saying in essence is you should try put your name, even in the "good news" and see if people like you will still not come out to criticize just like you have you done on this subject.

Enter good news, people will criticize, enter bad news people will criticize. You get it. Now you can have your dinner!
Politics › Re: Arewa Pastors Visit President Buhari (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 4:17pm On Apr 05, 2018
Where's Apostle Sulaimon? This is arrangee visit!
Properties › Re: Families Disagree Over Building Renovation In Lagos - See What They Did (pics) by CaptainFM1: 4:14pm On Apr 05, 2018
I have a friend whose papa having lost his wife decided to sell their house at Age 80 and give each of his 4 Children N4millions each. The old man just go buy one old Benz and move to his village where he finally rest in peace.

Like say the man has seen this kind thing before.
Properties › Re: Families Disagree Over Building Renovation In Lagos - See What They Did (pics) by CaptainFM1: 4:02pm On Apr 05, 2018
I'm not getting it...Is it that the faction that go ahead to renovate are just stupid or they have plenty money to throw awayhuh
Politics › Re: Ambode Constructing Flyover And Bridge Ramp At Agege-Pen Cinema (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 3:54pm On Apr 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I hope this demolition did not affect the Mountain of Fire Church near Pen Cinema?

I was once taken there for a 3-day dry fast deliverance and I still intend going there for another deliverance anytime I visit.
Seriously.... Deliverancehuh How many times do you need deliverance?
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: If President Buhari Asks Me To Jump Into Fire, I Will Not Hesitate by CaptainFM1: 3:40pm On Apr 05, 2018
Puppet
Culture › Re: Tobi Philips Dating Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi? by CaptainFM1: 3:39pm On Apr 05, 2018
johnson232:
I dont want my name to appear in irrelevant news sir.
If it is not relevant...no need for my name to appear.
He's indirectly telling you that your name has never come out in any news whether relevant or irrelevant for that matter!
Politics › Re: 24 APC Governors Dump Oyegun After Meeting With President Buhari by CaptainFM1: 1:35pm On Apr 04, 2018
The same way we will dump bubu and his APShit sons
Education › Re: The Ordeal And Triumph Of A Female Colleague On Campus by CaptainFM1: 1:33pm On Apr 04, 2018
Euouae:
How do we read this long epistle now?


Next time, please add "Viewers Discretion"


The length irritates.
Its a very good read and its just 5mins. Please find time to read it.
Politics › Re: Buhari And APC Governors Meet In Aso Rock by CaptainFM1: 5:57pm On Apr 03, 2018
My children, I'm going for my medical leave soon, but in case it turns to eternal leave....Please support my Brother Oshibande....And don't you allow Tinubu to snatch our property away ooo. I have willed everything to Oshinbande!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Set To Travel To UK For Annual Leave by CaptainFM1: 5:48pm On Apr 03, 2018
Esji80:
Safe trip Baba..May your enemies live long to witness a new Nigeria under your leadership where justice,peace and prosperity shall reign.

Baba makiyanka ka musu nisaa,ka gagare su ba za su iya ba.

Sai kayi 8 ubansu Zaarah... Dan mun yi na'am da gaskiyarka.Sai Baba Buhari Allah maimaita mun yi na'am da gaskiyarka.PMB till 2023
This forum is not for Daura ppl!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Set To Travel To UK For Annual Leave by CaptainFM1: 5:46pm On Apr 03, 2018
Did u mean eternal leave?
TV/Movies › Re: Please Share Your TSTV Experience by CaptainFM1: 5:44pm On Apr 03, 2018
Facebooker:

Saved all my hard earned pocket money to buy it. With the intent of unlimited porn from one of its channel like my besties jisted me.

I had to double my hustle to make that money, took extra dicks and it nothing came out it if. Mtcheeeeeew
Lol...
Business › Re: How Much Is Needed To Open A Standard Barbing Salon? by CaptainFM1: 2:54pm On Apr 03, 2018
Caustics:
angry

3 fairly used whal clipper - 4000
1 chair with foam - 1500
a long bench - 2000
cupboard - 3500
big mirror - 2500
a bottle of methylated spirit - 300
a roll of cotton wool - 300
small gallon of fuel - 2000
stool - 800
extension - 800
bibs - 300
broom and packer - 700
small towel - 450
rent for a small batcha - 3000 per month
standing fan fairly used - 2500
led bulbs 2 or 3 - 1000

if you want to entertain those waiting
14inch crt tv fairly used - 8000
antenna - 500
small speakers - 1200

essentials
padlock - 400
chain - 1000
condemed tire - free or 300 from dump


calculate the total
Is it Lucrative? I'm thinking of setting up one and employ person there?
Politics › Re: Ambode Gives Oshodi Ultra-Modern Outlook (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 2:37pm On Apr 03, 2018
How I wish the crowd in the last picture will use the walkways!
Christianity Etc › Re: "Buhari's 2-Day Visit To Lagos A Slap On Nigerian Christians" - Catholic Bishop by CaptainFM1: 1:48pm On Apr 02, 2018
BabaIbo:
Remember that it was the height of lenten period and he also affected activities that day because some people didn't go for passion of christ due to traffic issues... let me ask you can Buhari make that movement during the height of ramadan?
What happens to all the passions of christ we have been going year after year? Do we see evidence of such passion in the world? I'm a Christian, and i maintain its a petty issue to be politicized
Christianity Etc › Re: "Buhari's 2-Day Visit To Lagos A Slap On Nigerian Christians" - Catholic Bishop by CaptainFM1: 9:45am On Apr 02, 2018
Mr Bishop, Haba this is a petty issue. Must we politicize everything in this country?
Romance › Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by CaptainFM1: 9:02pm On Apr 01, 2018
spyglaxx:
I taught my wife how to cook stew. Nobody cooks better than me. I have now discovered ordinary cooking can scatter marriages.
Good man
Crime › Re: Robbers Stab Unizik Student After He Refused To Let Them In. by CaptainFM1: 8:54pm On Apr 01, 2018
seunlayi:



Like to blame 'The Police' or share to Blame buhari


I will blame the police because the length of time used by the robbers to gain entrance is enough for a functioning security outfit to check the situation

You are very correct. Ideally, response time for any safety and security emergencies should not be more than 15mins.
Crime › Re: Robbers Stab Unizik Student After He Refused To Let Them In. by CaptainFM1: 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2018
rifasenate11:
that's why it's good to be a coded man. no robber will dare near your house
How does one be a coded man?
Agriculture › Re: 8 Reasons You Should Grow A Tree Today by CaptainFM1: 2:48pm On Mar 31, 2018
Trees are indeed bae!

Politics › Re: Burial Photos Of Buba Umar Jibril, Late Reps Deputy Majority Leader by CaptainFM1: 10:52am On Mar 31, 2018
eezeribe:
They should have just used mat to burry him according to their tradition or religion;why trying to go against their own custom by using something that mimics a coffin...
That wooden box looks like what market women use in smoking cat fish...
May his soul rest in peace...
It is the same thing they use in carrying Agege bread!
Business › Re: Fatima Dangote And Jamil Abubakar's Honeymoon Pictures by CaptainFM1: 7:52pm On Mar 30, 2018
Mutemenot:
You carry Dangote PIKIN dey go swim ba .. shocked
*Correction....His wife!
Nairaland General › Re: Hawk Ran Down By Our Vehicle by CaptainFM1: 2:05pm On Mar 30, 2018
Government need to mark and examine and if necessary isolate you should you have contracted hawk pox. Now u will be blaming the juju in ur village! Must you touch ithuh
Sports › Re: Nigeria's Opponent, Iceland, Opt Out Of FIFA World Cup In Russia by CaptainFM1: 11:25am On Mar 30, 2018
It's gradually looking like this world cup will not hold!
Business › Re: First Bank Apologises About Lagos Trekking Tweet Today (Screenshots) by CaptainFM1: 9:21pm On Mar 29, 2018
kulay1:
Ambode should also make a public statement apologizing to lagosians for this mandatory walking!
He did by forewarning Lagosians before Buhari arrived.

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