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Romance › Re: Who Is The Strongest Guy On This Forum by captainking(m): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2018
Boxer007:
Females are uselesss sir. Sir Have you ever pull another man dik while he taking a $hit? Sir are u strong?
hahahhahaha...what gibberish is this again... Am talking about. Strong in terms of fighting skills.
Romance › Re: Who Is The Strongest Guy On This Forum by captainking(m): 9:06pm On Dec 05, 2018
MannieA:
hope u can f**k men real good.huh
Oh sorry... I do not do men... I do ladies...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top Managerial Positions Axailable by captainking(m): 6:28am On Dec 05, 2018
Cmarketer:
Our accountant. All our fabricators, business develloppers on jwelries and online mall are all from this medium. I dont understand your pain.
Actually..there is no pain.. Pls understand what I wrote... I know you guys are real.. But at the time you guys invited us.. No jobs existed there... My take
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top Managerial Positions Axailable by captainking(m): 6:26am On Dec 05, 2018
Cmarketer:
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Well thank God thatt we are not 419ners.
If you did well, you will be taken. But if not, why are fighting over it? A lot of people has gotten employment from us also through this medium. You applied as a business developper but did not make it. If you are defrauded in any way. State it here.
Sorry but I did not mention fraud.. Yes I applied.. And was invited Severally...but I deliberately opted out after seeing the modalities involved.. But those of us that came created a whatsapp group.. And discovered nobody was taken... Except you are saying that no one among over 20 candidates was smart enough to be taken?? Which I highly doubt... Anyways.. Just sharing my experience
Romance › Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by captainking(m): 8:36pm On Dec 02, 2018
kimbraa:
If I play your tape, you'll cry. grin

Do you know that 9 out of 10 guys wear boxers for more than a week? On the average. As for girls, perhaps, 1 out of 10 girls would wear pant more than once.

Most guys don't know what night bath is.

It's a shame that while girls manage their bodies with what they go through once every month, I'm sure that if guys were to menstruate; they'd stink like dead rats going by how some manage themselves with a penis. grin
your statement 9 out of 10 guys wears one boxer a week is totally wrong.. You Could rephrase by saying that 9out of every 10 guys you have met does not.. Not a generalized statement.. Students do that mostly.. I see no reason why a mature working class bloke would wear one boxer and singlet more than once a week.. Every stage of life has its accompanying change
Business › Re: I Need An Urgent Loan For My Business by captainking(m): 11:32pm On Dec 01, 2018
Favy93:
what is the name of your company?
Creditville Nigeria Limited.. You can google it.. We are on stadium road
Business › Re: I Need An Urgent Loan For My Business by captainking(m): 8:40pm On Dec 01, 2018
ewawumi:
What about your company? Please give details
it's a private lending firm focused on payday loans and SME
Business › Re: I Need An Urgent Loan For My Business by captainking(m): 7:11pm On Dec 01, 2018
Favy93:
no yet
i would have recommended you to my company..
Business › Re: I Need An Urgent Loan For My Business by captainking(m): 4:37pm On Dec 01, 2018
Favy93:
Anyone with information on how i can secure a loan for my business..Location; Portharcourt
Is your business registered?
Romance › Re: Who Is The Strongest Guy On This Forum by captainking(m): 2:02am On Dec 01, 2018
You guys haven't heard of Nigeria Brock Lesnar, Samuel Joshua and Micheal Jai white combined as a single entity... Well.. That's me.. Who's fixing the venue... I Will personally stake 500k...whose up...and yes.. I am in ph
Car Talk › Re: Help Needed For My Camry 2006 by captainking(m): 6:53pm On Nov 29, 2018
Those seem like the sensors in ur car.. And it seems some ain't there.. Confirm if your check engine light Comes on at first ignition... It's the same with the pics I posted..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Become A Certified Human Resource Professional At Discounted Rate by captainking(m): 1:39pm On Nov 29, 2018
olalekanbrahim:
Center for learning is recruiting to fill the position of product Managers.
JOB REQUIREMENT
1. ND certificate holder with minimum of 3years experience in marketing or any related field.
2. B.Sc certificate holder with minimum of 2 years experience in marketing or any other related field.
3. Ability to communicate effectively and efficiently.
4. Result oriented.
5. Ability to achieve agreed revenue targets.
6. Ability to earn between N50,000-N200,000 Monthly

How to apply:
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs to opensourcegloballtd@gmail.com.
Do you have an office in port harcourt?
Romance › Re: How To Deal With Hot Guys Online that demand nudes by captainking(op): 8:09am On Nov 29, 2018
See more...

Romance › How To Deal With Hot Guys Online that demand nudes by captainking(op): 8:05am On Nov 29, 2018
I stumbled across this.. And decided to share.. How to deal with Hot guys that ask for sexy and nude pics..
It's a thursday..its almost weekend..

Car Talk › Re: Honda Car Part Needed In PH Or Abuja by captainking(m): 7:31am On Nov 29, 2018
Maganbad:
Thanks. I'll do that now
cool
Car Talk › Re: Honda Car Part Needed In PH Or Abuja by captainking(m): 12:28am On Nov 29, 2018
Maganbad:
Anybody?
my bro.. I am in ph..just relocated though.. But when I need Honda parts... Original one.. I contact luvinhubby.. He sends it to ph from Lagos.. Look up luvinhubby on Nairaland.. He will get it to you.. Anywhere you are in Nigeria..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top Managerial Positions Axailable by captainking(m): 12:33pm On Nov 28, 2018
Olamsoh:
grin grin grin grin ;DThat Monicker is very notorious...................... I would have blown open her ass but do you findings.
Well bro...if you have similar or different experience,,you can post it here.. we learn everyday..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top Managerial Positions Axailable by captainking(m): 8:36pm On Nov 27, 2018
Randy91:
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha


Guy u made my day!!!!


That's why I love this NairaLand....at least Guys will desist from applying after reading your experience....


Lmao!!!!
My brother... I tire oo.. Imagine spending over 3 hours there.. Did praises and worship with them.. Studied t he bible and prayed.. Even one of the candidates that came became the drummer boy.. Hahahhahahaa... After which the owner of the company came to give speech.. And gave us a list of business not yet stared... Telling us that God told her to start these businesses that we should pick the ones we are interested in.. Saying we should draft business plan for the non existent buseinss which we will start ourselves.. No talk of office yet.. And we were invited pretty that once.. I was the only one that did not submit my business plan Cos I stepped us l credit it was brain drain that was gonna happen... And yes.. I picked auto business.. What pained me most was the strict deadline given to submit it and that I wasted time there cos I was working.. Damn..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top Managerial Positions Axailable by captainking(m): 2:48pm On Nov 27, 2018
you people keep recruiting for different positions yet have no jobs..my experience...sometime last year...we were invited for interview, got there and it was a church, did fellowship with you guys in the church and asked to draft business plan/proposal for non-exixtent supposedly guided by the holy spirit to be submitted with a deadline..and never got back to any one,...from what i think....no job exists there..just speaking from my experience.. i do not know if they have jobs available now though
Car Talk › Re: Honda-accord 2005: O2 Sensor/fuel Issues by captainking(m): 9:47pm On Nov 19, 2018
cretin:
am in ph
hi bro... Are you still in ph huh
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by captainking(m): 11:23am On Nov 19, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
fan and Thermostat and you should be fine.
Thanks a lot boss.. I really appreciate your response..
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by captainking(m): 11:00am On Nov 18, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Start by returning the thermostat back, ensuring cooling system is not leaking, ensure radiator is running optimal, ensure fans are not running steady. Clean up the spark plugs, decarbonize the O2 sensors, clean out airfilters (better still replace if dirty) finally if any previous work has been done on your fuel pump, ensure the regulators have not been blocked. Meanwhile what car is this.
I am sorry I did not mention the car name..its Honda accord 2005 v4...i havent done any work on the fuel pump. How do I decarbonize the o2 sensors.? My downstream sensor is new.. I got it from oga Rowland. The fans run steady and There is no thermostat.. I guess I will fix that first.. I have to order for thermostat From Rowland then. I will ask the spark plugs to be cleaned. As well as the air filter.. Or even replace it.. Someone suggested that I add thinner to my fuel.. Do you concur sir??
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by captainking(m): 10:09am On Nov 18, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
discover the problem. Open up your bonnet turn on the a/c check if both fans roll.
mr gazzuzz.. Good morning chief.. Please how do I resolve these codes especially the p0172 code.. System running Rich..thanks in anticipation ..cheers

Crime › Re: Upgrade by captainking(m): 11:51pm On Nov 15, 2018
Sorry to say this op.. But almost goofed big time.. What you should have done is to enquire from Google how much that car is sold as toks..rhen Compare it to the change the guy wants to sell... U will not even see Nigerian used for that price... U get luck
Crime › Re: Upgrade by captainking(m): 11:49pm On Nov 15, 2018
valarinz:
You wanted to buy a Volvo C70 07 Model Toks for 650k?

I believe this thread is not displaying your smartness as you assumed, in fact its the opposite...my two kobo
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Infacr you got it right..
Car Talk › Re: Negative Fuel Trim by captainking(m): 8:30pm On Nov 12, 2018
Piyke:
Yes.
oh..i see.. Cos.. My Car just popped another code.. P0172 system too rich in addition to the previous code p0128...
Car Talk › Re: Aoutomobile Air Conditioner Training by captainking(m): 7:41pm On Nov 12, 2018
nwanneni:
sorry bro,I've got no idea!
oh damn.. Thanks a lot buddie
Car Talk › Re: Negative Fuel Trim by captainking(m): 7:37pm On Nov 12, 2018
autologic:
I guess your car is Honda ,this is an Indication that you are running your car temperature below the optimum specified temperature .
You must be running your fan direct or thermostat removed or both which can spell doom for your engine cos of lubrication issue .
Running rich is even the least of the issue now but wear and tear in your engine in the long run .
autologic..it has happened.. My honda popped up a code.. P0172..system too rich.. What's the Way out sir.. Thanks..
Car Talk › Re: Aoutomobile Air Conditioner Training by captainking(m): 7:35pm On Nov 12, 2018
nwanneni:
what car?i have a bunch of good techies for benz cars
honda sir
Car Talk › Re: Aoutomobile Air Conditioner Training by captainking(m): 4:24pm On Nov 12, 2018
nwanneni:
stadium road,elekahia.
There are a bunch of them there
Are you in ph? If you can.. Can you recommend any good mecho that can fix back my thermostat?

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