₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
no wahala. there are plenty groundnut in the garrison, especially on val day

ageraGT:
Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)

tchidi:

Or my brothers will say
'lekwanu okpa ya ka mosquito'
Or
'ara. Ya di ka oruma nkirisi, o ka na eme guy! '

praizeblog:
Nigeria’s national team, Super Eagles, are about to have a new baby! Today, footballer Uche Kalu and his fiancée Ada announced that they are expecting their first child.

The couple made headlines last year when Uche Kalu, who currently plays for PTT 1 Lig club Adanaspor in Turkey, proposed to his medical doctor girlfriend Ada in April 2016.

This will be the couple’s first child together, and though they are yet to announce the date they will be solemnizing their relationship, we guess it won’t be too long now.


http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/02/super-eagles-player-uche-kalu-and.html?m=0

LORDSAMURAI:
Pls is it wrong to take holy communion today in church and have sex with a lady in the choir in the church bathroom? are there repercussions? since we are both adult and the deed was done after church service, should i be worried?

GoodGovernance:
Was Trump over rated?

Once reviled by fellow Republicans as a “wacko bird” eager to shut down the US government, Ted Cruz proved with his Iowa win that his arch-conservatism may yet propel him into the White House.

He has spent months seeking to out-maneuver his many rivals.

When he did so Monday night, surging past frontrunner Donald Trump as he rode a wave of enthusiastic support, it appeared to validate — if only for a few fleeting hours before the presidential race resumes — the political positions that have made Cruz such a compelling but controversial figure.

Cruz, who has fought hard to maintain a prominent place for faith in American life, is battling not just for the Republican nomination. He sees himself in a battle for the very soul of the country.

“Tonight is a victory for courageous conservatives across Iowa and all across this great nation,” Cruz said in his caucus victory speech.

“We’re seeing conservatives and evangelicals and libertarians and Reagan Democrats all coming together as one, and that terrifies Washington, DC.”

As a US Senate freshman, the 45-year-old Texan — an intellectual proponent of a grassroots movement that has simmered for years under the Republican mainstream — has barely three years under his belt in national politics.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/us-republican-primaries-ted-cruz-shocks-donald-trump-wins-iowa

ikombe:
you dey work for obama abi wetin

MeloGistDotCom:
https://www.melogist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bb.jpg




http://sunnewsonline.com/new/ive-crush-on-genevieve-ruth-nollywood-actress/

konji1:
Soundcity OAP shared this on her instagram page, She Look Cute And Stunning..

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA66PKaBhLC/

henrydadon:
op 50k ?dangote refinery ?..your farher must be really disappointed in u

fhaty1986:
I was invited to an interview which was held yesterday in their headquarter office. I thank God all went well not untill I was asked how much I think the company can pay me? But my response was 50k but am afraid if I have bleeped up for saying that or is it appropriate or not. I want my dear nairalanders in the house to please advice me on the implication of this pay level to ur success in getting ur desired job

ShakurM:
The Cat is somewhere around here sha

GodsMercy1:
PHOTONEWS: @PdpNigeria spokesperson Olisa Metuh arrives from Kuje Prison to court in handcuffs

https://web.facebook.com/ReportYourself/photos/pcb.10153247262207703/10153247261762703/?type=3&theater

sirthisthickkal:
This is tragic! But I think she's sending a message which is "you can take my right leg, but you can never take away my sexy curves".

XD3G:
Thanks for this piece OP. However,i find that number 6 highly ridiculous. Does that mean i can't have any US contact on my phone because i stated in my form that i do not have a relative or friend in the States?

Well,i have never experienced a phone search at any Port of Entry. Not sure what my reaction would be if it eventually happened tho'.

chowlade:
their joystics are always clean

olayinka807:
Gollywood actress Jackie Appiah recently spaked serious arguement on her instagram page, after she shared this pic of herself rocking a T-shirt with inscription that reads, 'No boyfriend, No problem'.
She captioed the photo: Hmmm....Is this true, YES OR NO? OR Should it Be "NO GIRLFRIEND NO PROBLEM? LoL Controversial T-shirt by @miskayboutique Makeup by @h.o_beautybar

The argument was out of this world, as many didn't agreed with the inscription. They felt it's the other way round. While others said Jackie is only catching feelings, lol. One fan said....

"When u dont seem to get a bf, and ure indirectly crying for help"

"You have been single for too long, that you don't know what the actual problem is," another fan said.

All their arguments generated almost a 1000 comments.

What do you think of 'No boyfriend, No Problem?' I think I agree with it absolutely. Some boyfriends can be extremely problematic, gosh!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAcy4Z4tpzQ/?taken-by=jackieappiah

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe

menabae:
Imagine old man like this enjoying these fresh young girls all by himself.....hmmMmmmmmmmm women with money sha...

omenka:
Former Petroleum Minister: Diezani Alison Madueke.

Condition: Cancer.

Genea:
Y can't u get a chef,must she cook?

ojesoj:
I guess the reason for this seal off must be connected to #dasukigate $2.1billion arms deal scam.



Also nowadays banks launder money for this criminal politicians.

NobleAngell:
Nice concept but it looks heavy. What happens when there is a need to run?

GoddyMendex:
Photo: How DELSU Matriculants Were Treated This Morning .. Isn't It Barbaric ?

Matriculations doesn't worth this..... And I don't think it happens in other Uni...

donbenedict:
Na so lalasticlala go carry dis topic nw put for front page.

captianfreeman:
Remarks by His Excellency, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, Former President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

The Southern Christian Leadership Conference,

Atlanta, on Thursday 14th, January, 2016.

Protocols

I thank the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, for inviting and honoring me today, and especially so, as this invitation comes right about the period when the world stands still in recognition of the selfless sacrifice of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

I have learnt not to look up to any man, except he is taller than I, or to look down on a fellow mortal, except I am admiring his shoes.When we think of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference (SCLC), it is virtually impossible to separate this worthy body from its founder, the late great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, or from epoch making landmark events of the American Civil Rights movement.

I am pleased to know that the Southern Christian Leadership Conference is not just one of the great American institutions, it is also one of her more potent vehicles for the advancement of liberty and freedom for all God’s people. For that, I also commend Charles Steele for his leadership and commitment to peace and justice nationally and globally.

The Southern Christian Leadership Conference and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s principles of non violent protests played a great part in the independence movement in my native country Nigeria and indeed throughout Africa as a whole.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr witnessed the British Union Jack being lowered in Ghana in 1957 when Ghana became the first Sub-Saharan African nation to gain independence, an action which set off a positive chain reaction all over the continent.

In 1963, Ambassador Leslie O. Harriman, Nigeria’s Permanent Representative to the United Nations, who prosecuted our anti apartheid strategy at the UN, testified of the support he received from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr in kick starting that noble effort.

Suffice to say that the efforts of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr in advancing Liberty and equal rights transcended national boundaries.

Speaking for my foundation, the Goodluck Jonathan Foundation, I must say that I have been inspired by this great man and the worthy institutions and legacies he left behind and I am further inspired to continuing doing good and advancing human freedoms just by being present here today.

My personal takeaway from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, is service to God and the brotherhood and equality of all men before their Creator.

In keeping with that, I have learnt not to look up to any man, except he is taller than I, or to look down on a fellow mortal, except I am admiring his shoes.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. famously said: “Power at its best is love implementing the demands of justice. Justice at its best is love correcting everything that stands against love”.

Those words helped me deliver on my stated promise to deepen democracy in Nigeria and in the process demonstrate through action that nobody’s political ambition is worth the blood of any Nigerian.

Once again, I thank the Southern Christian Leadership Conference for having me. May God bless you and continue to raise up from among you men and women who will continue in the footsteps of your worthy forebears.
www.vanguardngr.com/formerpresidentjonathan/martinlutheraward

NobleAngell:
errr...ok how about giving you my email -emuseh90@gmail.com

famobaba:
Africa’s Richest Man, Aliko Dangote and billionaire oil magnate, Femi Otedola were spotted using cheap phones on Sunday in Lagos.

http://expressng.com/2016/01/photos-dangote-otedola-flaunt-cheap-phones-that-will-surprise-you/#iJOav2pRFu4CSSOI.99

Yeyegist:
This picture has caused an online debate after Abia state governor Okezie Ikpeazu was spotted giving an old woman N1000 with gladness of heart. Some say that the governor did well by helping the aged woman while others argue that the money is too small to effect any 'CHANGE' in the woman's life.
http://www.metropillar.com/2016/01/abia-state-governor-okezie-ikpeazu.html

Cc lalasticlala mynd44 ishilove