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goldbim:
yes naa.google is your friend .

Just help a brother in need of education.

goldbim:
you dnt knw??consult nairaland warri dictionary.lol.

Can I get warri dictionary in books store or online? I really want to know the meaning of this word. It sound nice to me. Ghenshed

Born again brothers , sisters and preacher of the gospel . Let hear from you.

I have been taking note of this happening for a very long time . It amazed me that I have not heard of a preacher , quoting the book of lamentation and more especially that of song of solomon.
What do you think could be responsible for boycotting this two books by almost all the preachers?
Please let share insight on this. Thank you.

goldbim:
You wear yellow, pink, or green grown..it does nt matter.the most important thing is they joined them as man and wife..which is cool enough.my church will ask you to go for deliverance,if they even know you people gbenshed before wedding sef...to me it's nt discrimination..no biggie abt white gown..

Abeg what is Ghenshed ?

metronaija:
APC National leader, Bola Tinubu, was conferred with a Honorary Doctorate of Business Administration at the University of Abuja 20th Convocation Ceremony held today February 27th. See more photos after the cut...

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/02/photos-bola-tinubu-bags-honorary.html

I was there.

I will tell you tomorrow.

Let me think about it

Mhizkel:
Many ladies do that just to trap a man into marriage, and they later end up being a baby mama.
Truth is, a man will love and decide to be your husband if he wants to. Not because you get pregnant, and not even if you give him a ''snake in the monkey shadow'' style in bed.

Which one is a snake in the monkey shadow?

rheether:
Are you that poor? Go for a known brand and stop patronizing sub standard goods.

In Jesus name. By the divine mandate given to me by heaven,I declare sense into your life. Dictomale, sepalata,yuskilaba. In Jesus name I pray. Amen.

Abegi ! This na movie scene.

Goodnuel:
You know book... your head get oil

Look at it very well.

When you look at the ear ,you will agree with me that he is looking at the front.

Why not? It only show courtesy nothing more. This is one of the little difference between man and animal.

Nigerian police have improved. My friends car was stolen in abuja ,and the police recovered it in bida ,niger state .three weeks after it was stolen.
What impressed me most is that the car has no tracker.


Three gbosa ,for Nigerian police.

When you consume senselessly with a random guy ,what do you expect?

alexistaiwo:
if u check my previous threads, u will understand why neither am not feeling suicidal nor really hurting. The break up had already been looming.
Just that i want everybody to know that sometimes Love isnt enough. Trust is the most important recipe for any relationship. I hope have learned my lessons from this failed endeavour and be a better guy for my next girlfriend whoever and whenever that might be.

Brb to comment.

johnydon22:
[b] [size=20]3.[/size] The sun is 4.6 billion years old


Yeah judging from life spans of Stars, we could say our sun is still a middle aged vibrant young lady..

Approximately 4.6 billion years old it will take up to about 5billion years old for it to exhaust it's hydrogen supply and therefore begin it's dying process.

Our sun as an average star will die in a slow and very treacherous way.. Now it has an abundant supply of hydrogen to maintain nuclear fusion in it's core which provides all the energy.

Hydrogen+hydrogen---> helium.

when this hydrogen supply runs out, it will start fusing helium atom to make heavier elements.

Helium + Helium -----> Iron, oxygen, Carbon.

at this stage it turns into what we know as a Red giant.. Gets cooler but larger and appear bright yellowish-red.

And that stage Mercury and Venus are goners and the earth will be as close to the sun as mercury..

then slowly and painfully shed off it's materials into outer space and collapse into a white dwarf about the size of earth ...

for more stars more massive than the sun, their death comes in a more rather violent manner. a stupendous explosion called supernova..

so any living thing on earth by that time is roasted!!!

Naaah don't worry, 5billion years is enough time to get dead. so it's not happening any time sooner ..

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Are we gonna have people in that generation. ? If yes ,what is gonna happen to them?

scofieldsimba:
Enugu On Fire Today As Married Woman Co Join With Her Lover..

Wonders shall never seize..

Today at Nsukka, I saw people gathered in front of Bishop Shanahan Teaching hospital Nsukka.m

When I enquired what happened, I was told that a married woman and her lover were mysteriously joined together for hours. They were brought to the hospital to see if they could be saparated..

Those at Nsukka can comfirm the info..

Not even a single pishure?

eyeview:
...And she worships at St Moritz Catholic church

And st Benson is the parish priest.

AfricanApple:
no wahala. there are plenty groundnut in the garrison, especially on val day

Fine girl.

How would you react to this? Let me hear from both the gentlemen and the ladies.

ageraGT:
Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)

This na coke and fanta lips.

tchidi:

Or my brothers will say
'lekwanu okpa ya ka mosquito'
Or
'ara. Ya di ka oruma nkirisi, o ka na eme guy! '

Translation please.

praizeblog:
Nigeria’s national team, Super Eagles, are about to have a new baby! Today, footballer Uche Kalu and his fiancée Ada announced that they are expecting their first child.

The couple made headlines last year when Uche Kalu, who currently plays for PTT 1 Lig club Adanaspor in Turkey, proposed to his medical doctor girlfriend Ada in April 2016.

This will be the couple’s first child together, and though they are yet to announce the date they will be solemnizing their relationship, we guess it won’t be too long now.


http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/02/super-eagles-player-uche-kalu-and.html?m=0

Nigeria’s national team, Super Eagles, are about to have a new baby! Today, footballer Uche Kalu and his fiancée Ada announced that they are expecting their first child.

It seems having children out of wedlock is the new trend.

LORDSAMURAI:
Pls is it wrong to take holy communion today in church and have sex with a lady in the choir in the church bathroom? are there repercussions? since we are both adult and the deed was done after church service, should i be worried?

Wetin be the name of that your church again?

GoodGovernance:
Was Trump over rated?

Once reviled by fellow Republicans as a “wacko bird” eager to shut down the US government, Ted Cruz proved with his Iowa win that his arch-conservatism may yet propel him into the White House.

He has spent months seeking to out-maneuver his many rivals.

When he did so Monday night, surging past frontrunner Donald Trump as he rode a wave of enthusiastic support, it appeared to validate — if only for a few fleeting hours before the presidential race resumes — the political positions that have made Cruz such a compelling but controversial figure.

Cruz, who has fought hard to maintain a prominent place for faith in American life, is battling not just for the Republican nomination. He sees himself in a battle for the very soul of the country.

“Tonight is a victory for courageous conservatives across Iowa and all across this great nation,” Cruz said in his caucus victory speech.

“We’re seeing conservatives and evangelicals and libertarians and Reagan Democrats all coming together as one, and that terrifies Washington, DC.”

As a US Senate freshman, the 45-year-old Texan — an intellectual proponent of a grassroots movement that has simmered for years under the Republican mainstream — has barely three years under his belt in national politics.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/us-republican-primaries-ted-cruz-shocks-donald-trump-wins-iowa

I am not surprise at all , Americans are not stupid. How on earth can a man of Trump character become American president.?

Outgoing Bayern Munich coach Pep Guardiola will take over from Manuel Pellegrini at Manchester City on a three-year deal from the end of the season, the English club announced Monday.

“Manchester City can confirm that in recent weeks it has commenced and finalised contractual negotiations with Pep Guardiola to become MCFC head coach for the 2016/17 EPL season onwards,” the club said in a statement.

“The contract is for three years. These negotiations were a re-commencement of discussions that were curtailed in 2012.

“Out of respect for Manuel Pellegrini and the players, the club wishes to make its decision public to remove the unnecessary burden of speculation.

“Manuel, who is fully supportive of the decision to make this communication, is entirely focused on achieving his targets for the season ahead and retains the respect and commitment of all involved with the leadership of the club.”

Guardiola announced in December that he would leave current club Bayern Munich in May after three years at the helm, with an intention to coach in England next season.

The 45-year-old Guardiola notched up the treble of Champions League, German Cup and Bundesliga titles in 2013, but in the last two seasons, Bayern have exited the Champions League at the semi-final stage.

The ex-Spain international previously coached Barcelona from 2008-12, leading the Catalan giants to domestic and Champions League glory in a remarkable run of success.

The much-travelled Pellegrini, 62, signed for City in 2013, becoming the first Chilean to coach in the Premier League as he took over from Roberto Mancini.

During his tenure, City have won 64 of the 99 games played. The only coach to have won more in his opening 99 Premier League games is Jose Mourinho (73).

Manchester City, who currently sit second in the Premier League behind Leicester, remain in the running for four trophies this season. Pellegrini guided them to Premier League and Capital One Cup success in his first season, but the team failed to defend their title last season.

Pellegrini announced his departure at the end of a standard press conference to preview Tuesday’s Premier League game at Sunderland. That was quickly followed by the club statement.

Pellegrini said: “Before we finish I will tell you that I talked with the club and I will finish my contract on the original date in June.

“We extended the contract one year more but with the clause that one of the club or me may not use that extended contract. So, I will finish here on the original date, June 30.

“There has been a lot of speculation about things, but they (the club) are not doing anything behind me. I knew this one month ago. I don’t think it is good to have speculation about different things. I prefer to finish (by announcing) today – that is why I have told the press and told the players.

“I told the club two weeks ago that I would do it.”
www.vanguardngr.com/sports

ikombe:
you dey work for obama abi wetin

See bad mouth. Lol

MeloGistDotCom:
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Yeyenatu End time crew.

Good day Gentle men and Ladies. Please what is the meaning of third party insurance , and the benefits of this kind of insurance policy.
Thank you all.

konji1:
Soundcity OAP shared this on her instagram page, She Look Cute And Stunning..

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA66PKaBhLC/

Of all the woman body, breast is the weeping child. Over the years, breast has suffered lot and lot of humiliation, indignation and exposure. Unfortunately, it is from the hands of it owner.