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@ TOPIC

Where do you hope to hold this Rock concert. Ajegunle or Moroko?
I've been to one of those Rock Concerts and everybody danced like as if they're possessed by a demon
even some White people hate that Devil's music. yuk!!!!

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How did you expect them to win when they have spent the previous night sniffing some girls' behinds.
its bound to drive any boy to distractions.

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If you don't take pictures when you're as pretty as the sunshine and your body is as smooth as whatever

Are you gonna start taking pictures when everything is going down south and you're growing a beard?
and who is gonna believe you, if you say you were once a beauty queen.

@ TOPIC

I think people double date because they're cheap
and i won't be surprised if they shared the same condom.

@ TOPIC

Just because you're Fraudulent, does not mean every hardworking Nigerian is fraudulent.
please only speak for yourself. no one appointed you as our spokesperson.
If you think you're fraudulent, please give yourself up to the nearest police station
and spare us of your stupidity and inferiority complex.

For me, I eat little and I put my finger in mouth to throw it up again
I need to maintain my figure eight

Fraud is Fraud and is not A Nigerian/African problem period. its a worldwide problem.

let me broaden the scope, if for instance You're pretending to be a guy's girlfriend and knowing fully well
you're using him for financial gains. is that not fraud/identity theft too

@ TOPIC

If you're the Victim of fraud, it means you're fraudulent and Criminally Minded.
I'm sure if you've made the Millions, you won't be telling the Whole world you made the money fraudulently

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I've got the feeling you were starved of Oxygen at birth and you're suffering from personality envy

If average Nigerian is fraudulent, it means that you were stolen at birth and your dad is not your dad

@TOPIC
My Man won't like it if I was a Lap dancer or if His best friend was lapping my behind after we've been married.
so I don't know what you Guys are talking about.

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Don't break up with her over the phone because you still need a break up sex, thats the new craze.

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You can't really take holidays and when you do, You end up in the village
and stress levels gets up even higher by the people begging for help and the likes

There was this Guy who used to toast me but I couldn't understand what he said all the time
He had this fake American accent and it turns out that he is an Ijebu man looking for fun

@ Seun001

when he asked me to use intimacy gadgets on him, I thought he was just been freaky.
Then my Older Brother who is the same age as him, said they had sex.
My Brother is not gay, he is just been freaky

I dated this Good looking guy and I thought I could change him
But it was the biggest mistake I've made in my life because He prefers Guys.
whenever we have sex, he will scream out a guy's name.
well I cut my losses and dumped him in the end.

When I'm angry. I just have lots of sex.
It calms me down, I guess

@ TOPIC

Most of our Politicians don't do any exercise hence the traditional clothes will cover their shapeless bodies
I've seen Atiku in suits and it wasn't appealing. he looked like a rejected Circus Clown or Bald Penguin.
And OBJ looked like a sausage dog with a Tie and Ojukwu looked like Flies were glued to his chin
On the other hand, Pres Bush goes jogging every morning and he looks good in suits.

@TOPIC

I guess I'm single now. satisfied now
I find it frustrating most Men I meet always want a party

To all you Guys out there, If you're freaky. just buzz off

I knew the man was looking for an easy sex when he said to me "Virginity is a state of mind"
I now avoid church that is headed by a young pastor unless the pastor is a Bald old fart

Now back @ TOPIC
It is because is the only place they are asked to part with their money voluntary
plus the place is full of old Desperate mamas looking for Husbands

If I have sex with him how much would I get or worth
I hope hes not a stingy man

@ TOPIC

Unless you're a Call Girl or the only Girl in the village,
it might be possible to be in love with two Guys.
Then again, you might be on heavy medications or under restraining order.
take your pick

@ TOPIC

It's obvious that men will be head of the family because of their plumbings
but we, women still have the upper hand because we live longer

@TOPIC

I was at one of those Crusades and The Preacher said he saw a vision that the Lord said he should marry me
and I said to him, "tell God you didn't see me".
Can you imagine me marrying a man with shifty eyes and pot belly. He smells like a Goat's ass

@ TOPIC
My Grand-Father is richer than a Danfo driver, you don't hear him boasting about it

@ TOPIC

When you asked about Romantic Places ?,
Do you mean where you can have your way with your Girl?
If so, there is a place at Ajegunle called MAMA QUICKIE
Please remember to leave that place fast as its raided by EFCC, NDLEA and Sharia Courts

OMG, Who rained on these peoples' Parade.
ten pages long and they are still whining about "Nigerian in UK are stingy".
if a Brotha doesn't wanna call you back maybe because his car is packed in another sista's garage.

Nosy Buggers

I think "THE SPY WHO FANCIES ME" or whatever is called
by James bond is the most violent

@ TOPIC

I pity anyone who would show up as a Militia to collect the money
May God protect your Limbs from the hell of Gunfire that is awaiting you greedy people
Remember to write your WILL before hand.

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Who cares about fulfillment in a job unless you're Hooker or a trick
where fulfillment is your prime goal and you're ready to lick anybody's behind to get paid
For me, I'm there for the money and shopping spree

Just tell him you're dating a Suicide Bomber
trust me, no Naija man is willing to die and give up his pepper soup and pounded yam for any woman