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I met mine at a College's Frat Party and its too x-rated to even mentioned it here, so my Lips are sealed

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I remembered the first time I cooked, My Grandma was visiting and she was hungry.
I decided to boil some spaghetti for her but unfortunately she hasn't seen spaghetti in her life
and she thought i was cooking worms and she started screaming at me, like "what kind of useless child are you". "so now you eat worms and you want me to eat this rubbish". she gave me a nasty slap
but parents explained to her later

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What is the main purpose of this thread ?
are you telling us you've been banging a lesbian and now She wants to be straight?
Or you want us to tell you, is okay to be a Jerk?

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I once dated a man in his fifties but the problem with me and him,
was that whenever he takes off his clothes, I was always covering my eyes with my hands.
I couldn't bear to see an older man naked even though he was as hung as a Donkey not forgetting when he kisses me, my whole face is sucked into his lips, yuk!!!
OMG, worst part was he farts alot with no control and I ran out of perfumes.
I had to leave him. I guess I'm never lucky with men.

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I Can't even say how much I'm worth.
All those Nights I worked at Stripper's Joints and My Ex pimped my ass to those Hood Thugs and Red-Necks
and not even mentioning, how much bullets I have to dodge from those Drive-by-Shooters and Bounty Hunters Plus I have to pay protection fees. Not forgetting Bail Bonds and Lawyers fees. Including Restraining order fees. Plus Membership fees for EX-Hookers Anonymous. And plus I have to walk the streets to pay for the child support of My Ex's Children.
Plus I have to go to church on Friday and pay the Preacher to pray for me for the Lord's Forgiveness and Deliverance.

Well I'm Broke

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I wouldn't dream of asking a man to marry me, even if my Life depends on it. YUKS!!!
If a woman asks a Man, "Will you marry me". Before she knows it, she becomes a doormat and a mother of 12 kids.

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OMG, who wants to eat prison food.
I mean thats like punishment food when your spouse has kicked you out of the house and wants you to get lost.
Thats the type of food you eat.

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When I was a Kid, I was told if you slept around
you get breast cancer or Cervical Cancer or if you kiss, you get Throat cancer.
I guess my parents were trying to scare me off sex.

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At least, You know she is still in love with her Ex-Boyfriend and she was just using you to get her Ex jealous
Mind you, the baby could still be yours, that is if your have sampled her Goodies .

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I repeat Oprah Never made such statement.
Saying all Nigerians are Corrupt is like saying
" all Dwarfs are Giants "
or
" all spiritual Leaders watch Gay Porn "
or
" all Politicians like to take it up the Ass "
We know this is not true, although we have some few cases

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I love you ko, I love you ni.
It is not safe to tell a Guy, You love him especially in my case. Don't even try it ooh.
I once told a guy, I love him and his Buddies started using words like " a Ho named Desire " or a Dick runs through it
oh i hate those Guys, the immature fools

I've stopped wearing the damn thing
I got tired of people asking me or mistaken me for a Call Girl, the damn fools
Can you imagine some idiots asking me if I'm a pole Dancer.

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I'm a great fan of Oprah Winfrey and the show you guys are talking, she NEVER made such statement. Shes not Stupid.
secondly, when she interviewed Tommy Hilfiger, She never walked him off the set, infact Hilfiger contributes alot towards Black Foundations.
Oprah Ancestors comes from Liberia.

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I think its discrimination and a cover-up.
Students are getting pregnant or getting diseases like HIV from randy Professors
and getting expelled for it and they're left to bang more students.
Hmmmm, I smell something fishy and its not their behinds, I'm smelling.

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My break-up with my EX was justified because hes a full fledge Homosexual
MY 2nd EX was into some weird sh**t
MY 3rd EX was into gang banging
MY 4th EX was too poor

The only pussy that man is going to eat, is his Neighbour's Cat

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Ajegunle for Life !!!!

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Try running a cold shower and dream about your boyfriend
but if that is not enough try running Naked through Ajegunle,
I'm sure some Area Boys will bone you without asking for casual intimacy

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I heard there is a Clinic in Japan, where a Ho can apply to be patched up by Clinical process
and on Her wedding day, the gullible Husband would think he slept with a Virgin

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Are you serious? ban Football? you dey craze
look I want to be a Footballer's Wife. I want to marry some famous footballer, I'm still working on it

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I won't like a Man who lied to me personally.
A man lied to me saying he is OBJ'S Nephew but once he started asking to borrow money from me,
I started to wonder why, He said EFCC was on his tail and his assets was frozen up. I told him to get lost.

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My Ex-Boyfriend was a cheating Dog, and so I cheated on him countless times to make myself feel better
but I was never kissed by my Bangers, so I won't called it real cheating.
I've never cheated since then, I think?

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Lord have mercy, I thought she was singing Cum into me and I'm like what the hell.
I'm glad I didn't sing it out loud

One time I was in Love with this Stupid Guy
and He had the nerve to say that I'm not a Virgin and that every Guy wants to Bone me and he can't go out with me.
Why are men so obsessed with virgins? so I said to him why don't you go to a maternity ward
and adopt a baby and raise her by yourself cause thats the only way you going to get a virgin.

@ topic, Get a make-up tips from a Drag Queen

@Amigoz, BTW means By The Way

I bought a Fake Fur coat at half the price $200 but didn't get the pleasure to enjoy it. When I wore it one evening. These two Ladies ran up to me and threw at me, what I thought was water balloon but it was a balloon filled with bleach. and the Coat got ruined. I don't know if they're Animal rights or what?

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One time I was on a date with my then Boyfriend, a Man was checking me out and He waved at me. I innocently waved back and My boyfriend saw me waving back at the Man. Before you know it, I'm being accused of cheating
and he went and confront the man, the next minute they're throwing punches at each other. My boyfriend ended up with broken nose and ribs. I got dumped.

Adekunle you're an insecure man. only you have eyes? men can't look at me abi? Ewu Chicago.

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At one time, I dated this Guy and not knowing if hes a Village idiot or an illiterate
there was a time I went to church with Him though it wasn't serious relationship yet.
during the church service his GSM phone rang and he answered right in the middle of church sermon and he was repeating to the other person on the phone and saying the Priest is a yeye man. He was thrown out of church and since i came to church with Him, I was asked to leave too. One woman said to me "You're in our prayers for going out with a unrepentant sinner like that Man"
As if, I haven't enough embarrassment, when we pulled round a street corner, we were stop by an angry man. He Pulled my boyfriend out of the car and started beating crap out of him and me thinking it was arm robbery went to defend him. I swing my handbag at the man and hit him. he punched me and i fell right into a gutter. to cut the story short. it turned out the man is his Oga and he sent Him to fill his tank with petrol. after that I broke up with Him.

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I was madly in love with my EX and He wanted to get a promotion from His Boss
so he begged me to sleep with his Boss so that he could get a promotion
at first, I refused of course, but I decided to do it for the sake of love
and on the day of the deed.It turned out his Boss is a toothless Dwarf and to make matter worst. His Boss is a Woman.
I couldn't get out fast enough and left behind my shoes and iPod. She chased me down the street.
I had nightmares for 2months after that.