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I don't think, I'll allow it again after what happened last time,
I remember grabbing my then Boyfriend by the Hairs on His Back after I caught Him trying to tame His Ex's Burning Bush.
And It wasn't a pretty sight after I finished with them.

I don't know if I can say I was mugged but the effect is still the same . Like three Months ago, the Girl I share a Flat with, brought Home her date for a nightcap but in the middle of the night as I went to use the bathroom, I saw her tied up but thinking it was part of a sex game, I ignored it but I went downstairs to have a drink of water, There I saw Her Date carting away our Home Entertainment System. I tried to Scream, He threatened to stab me and I was forced to part with our Rent Money. Anyway to cut long story short, He was later caught since then, we never bring any Man Home (unless is the One that has been "tried and Tested" )

I welcome the CCTV and This is for you Men who urinate anywhere you go, be prepared to see your Dicks on youtube

I was supposed to Fly out to Lagos from Houston via London and saw this Crash on CNN while I was in the Airport.
I was too Scared To Travel and I Had to Cancel My Flight.
And the Airline I was supposed to fly with, refused to refund my Money oooo

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For me, this line got to me
"Hey baby, are you available for some lick"? (only god knows what that meant)

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Yea. I've walked out of Job Interview many times only because of the type of questions, I was asked.
for example, First was the Salary Quoted was Wrong and wasn't willing to work far less
and another was, I was asked "If the FBI was investigating the Company for Tax Fraud, How far are you willing to Lie to save the Company"
and another one was "What are you willing to do in exchange for Quick Promotion"

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Almost the same type of thing happened to me ooo. I got dumped by Ex and later he saw me with another man, He rang me 43 times, to check if we're having sex. Then he rang my Parents pretending to be Doctor, telling them I missed my HIV test at the Clinic.

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I don't Think all Nigerian Men lie.
It's like some ladies will say to Men, "You're my First, Please be Gentle with Me".
When she's been round the Block few times (I've done it, I must confess oo)

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I did alot of silly things for Love, List is countless ooo

Like, letting my boyfriend borrow my panties thinking He was just being cheap and not knowing hes a cross-dresser.

Almost slept with my boyfriend's Boss, To help him get a Promotion.

Nearly got pimped by my Boyfriend's Brother, so he could buy a playstation

Sold my Mother's Ring to buy a ticket to visit Him in Florida from Houston, only to catch him with another Girl

Almost got charged for indecent behavior while we were making out in the Bushes.

I Was dating this white Dude. He is hot as Hell but he's really into some freaking stuff like wanting to watch me while I'm using the bathroom or the Toilet. Sometimes He wants me to sit on his Face. (This white people, I don't understand them ooo)One day he wanted to shave my pubic hair and video taped it . I knew its time to break it off.I got rid of my Sim card. that stop him from calling me oo.

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I won't be worried, if my Husband goes Clubbing without me. Like Hello, two can play at that Game.
He would get a shock when He finds out that, I'm the one doing Pole Dancing at the Stripper Joints.

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There was a time, This Guy was Starring at my Chest.
So I said to Him, "Didn't you get fed today? or "Did you ran out of Milk when you were having your cereal?"
So He quickly looked away from chest.

I Never cook for my Boyfriend whenever he comes to my place
cause I know he comes to have Sex with me and nothing else, full stop.

If I get knocked up by a Anambra State Senator, He can't deny he banged me because the proof will be there when I give Birth to his Child since he was quick to support the ban on the use of Condoms

I've never dated an Hausa Man before, But I've had sex with One. so I don't know if that counts.
I must say I'd enjoyed it very much. I had to take alot of painkillers Tablets because he was very rough.

I usually Flirt and have Sex, but later I confess my sins to the Lord.
Mainly because I don't want to go to Hell or get Pregnant.

Some Men that I've met, confuse sex as being Romantic. But its before and after that counts.

I don't care if the toilet seat is down or up. Except if the man has diarrhoea. then I'll go mad. And I've done my research, If a man has a small plumbing. he seems to aim well but a man with long plumbing seems to mix the Target and mess the toilet seat.

I don't have anything against second-hand clothes but I will never knowingly buy one. My Ex used to buy second clothes and even second-hand underwear. But when he started scratching his balls and screaming out loud. I knew he caught some terrible ailments from those cheap clothes he buys ( serves him right for being so cheap)

As for me, I try using Eba to lure him and if that fails.
then the last resort, will be, to use Sex to break the Ice. He usually pass out after that.
And when he wakes up everything is back to normal

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First of all, I will never slap a Guy. Hello that's like a death wish.   Especially if he is a Nigerian for that matter.
You can never tell how he is gonna react.
But if a man slaps me. I gonna give the best Oscar performance ever displayed on movie screen. I will fall on the floor and roll over twenty times and play dead, until  He buys me the latest Louis vetton 2008 collection plus a trip to go and see my favorite Music Group perform at their Concert or else i will call the Cops and it will be the slammer for him.  

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I don't think she spent all that money on renovations alone. I believed She spent some of that money on opening more beauty saloons incase she gets booted out, in the next general elections.

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When I gave a man a Head, it tasted awful and smelly because he wasn't Circumcised.
I recommend all men to get circumcised 'cause it looks beautiful without the extra flesh which feels cold in the mouth.

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forgive me, if i sound slutty.
I heard having sex four times a day helps to drive pimples away or is it the other way round?
Try using spunk that might help, although i haven't try that one yet.

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What's up with some Nigerian Men dressing like a Thug. Especially the ones with Pot-belly with a Handkerchief tied round his head. One approached me once and I thought he was an area Boys and I ran for my dear life.

This is Agent 008 Caradona at your service!!!!
I was recruited by Nigerians in Diaspora (NIDs) to infiltrate the Moneygram Hugging and stalking Nigerians in Nigeria
but was captured by the Yahoo boys and was held against my will until I reveal all the passwords to all the online accounts of NIDs. but I flashed my boobs and they were temporally blinded and I made a quick getaway.
Now I've reached my destination and awaiting further instructions.
this is Agent 008 over and out

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If I were you, I'll give him a taste of his own medicine.
when you're having sex with your current boyfriend called out the name of any man.
and confess that you're still having sex with your ex-boyfriend and still have feelings for your EX.
immediately break-up with your boyfriend. Then he will see who is the real player. (not him but you)