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homeboy205:
I Paid N1000 To Stop These People From Eating A Cute Bird


Today I saved a bird life by offering the ab0ki gate men of my area #1000 to save this bird life.

The bird got stuck in a block and can't get out so I met them there deliberating to roast the bird right in the block or bring it out alive before killing it cos they think it's a dangerous bird... So I told them to bring it out and let it go but they said I will have to pay 2k before they can free the bird. So I negotiate to 1k and the bird was free...

So glad to save a life.

Say NO to animal brutality

firstking01:
I'm just wondering...why do girls and ofcourse except the sex workers always feel cheated and used after sex...most times immediately after sex you'd see the "had i know i wouldn't 've done it attitude" written all over their faces even when they had it with their boyfriends, and most times no matter how you try to convince them that you 'll still adore them, they 'll still be like, "shey you 've gotten what you wanted" asif we didn't appreciate it...come on girls, some of we guys will from that moment cherish and adore you for life, though sex is not love but we understand you did it from your heart, cos for a sane girl who has a self worth and in her complete senses and state of mind to open her two legs for you means she's doing it from her heart..., so girls, change this your attitude especially if the person you did it with is worth it...





My recent observation tho...


Morning y'all

Vyolet:
Men have no reason for cheating, they just cheat anyway.
If a woman is beautiful physically, knows how to cook, has a reserved character, turns 360degrees in bed during sex, a home keeper, submissive, working class and she bears male and female kids, a man will still cheat on her, Unless the man is disciplined.
It is therefore safe to say, there is no such thing as wife material as defined by men.
A man would claim to love slim ladies,he ends up marrying one, after sometime, he goes out to cheat on her with chubby ladies, this is same for men that Married chubby ladies because they prefer them, this doesn't stop them from going after skinny girls later.
Women should still look good after childbirth, she listens to this advice and try her best, rigorous exercise, starvation, slimming tea become her regular routine, after all this, the man will still cheat on her.
Mcttchew, tired of ranting.

falseman:
Hehehehehehe she looks 20 in reality......she changes like chameleon that's why I love her

Alphaoscar:
And the same PDP goons condemned Aregbe to the high hell when he was throwing an APC customized #100 recharge cards.







PDP and copy copy be Luke tea stove and kerosene.

tolzy90:
Cost

Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700

Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200

Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10

Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300

Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300

Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50

Time

Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins

Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days

Bonus

How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3

Yomieluv:
Dry!

BiHung:
Lol..since when did boko haram start caring about innocent civilians?

I smell GEJ in this one o.

Chad President pls help us torchlight the matter

alleymcbeal:
[color=#006600][/color][i][/i] thanx sooooo sooooo much for all the concern that's been shown, really wasn't planning on searching for somone but i sure do need one, just keeping the attitude of when u least expect it, it just comes knocking so hard u'ld wonder what really hit u- something like that. but for now, i'm having the greatest FUN of my life and i'm sure i can be happier than this but this is just sooooo fulfilling, later guys.

englishmart:
Just wondering what your answers would sound like. But, this is a very straight and simple question.

Would you slap your girlfriend/boyfriend for US$200,000?

Be honest pls.

For me, I must slap her and explain to her.

What about you?



https://images.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten_150/174b_dating_list.jpg

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mcevans1:
That black spot on his forehead though

Vikkyk10:
buttpad 4 wat

zilon12:
What's the reaction when you catch your partner cheating on you with another person?

Rich4god:
Its simply, make both of them comfortable (if you can) then ensure you have a lengthy and probable romantic discussion with her friend... Next time, jealousy no go let her try dat again.

siraj1402:
One of Nigeria’s most powerful Muslim leaders, the emir of Kano, has expressed optimism that the Boko Haram insurgency which has claimed some 13,000 lives will soon be over.
“I say help is on the way. Terror must and will be defeated,” Muhammad Sanusi II tweeted late Saturday. “All it requires is the good leaders, uncommon courage and unrelenting determination, and victory will be ours.”
Sanusi, Nigeria’s second most powerful Islamic leader, was presumably referring to the emergence of former military ruler Muhammadu Buhari as the candidate of the opposition All Progressives Congress in next year’s presidential election.
Buhari will challenge President Goodluck Jonathan’s ruling Peoples Democratic Party for the country’s top job on February 14.
“We will together see the end of them and their reign of terror,” Sanusi said.
Sanusi became emir earlier this year after being sacked from his post as the central bank governor, where he was one of the government’s most high-profile critics.
Last month, he voiced support for vigilantes fighting Boko Haram in the volatile northeast, urging others to form civilian militias and questioning the competence of the military to end the five-year-old insurgency.
On November 28, a week after the comments, gunmen with explosives attacked the mosque near Sanusi’s palace during Friday prayers and killed at least 120 people and wounded 270.
The emir was out of the country at the time but many believed he was the target because of his criticisms of the Islamist sect, which says it wants to impose a strict Islamic state in Nigeria’s mainly Muslim north.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/muhammad-sanusi-ii-says-help-way-boko-haram-will-defeated/

Deejay1000:
had a chat wif a qirl recently and she told me the only way to stop a man from cheatin is by cutting off his ROD wot do u think romancelnderz

kristina1:
True,because little things make the heart melts.
If only guys would step up their game.

CuteEmma:
Now to the dudes;


I'm just Just curious.



And what would you
write? :-)

NaNaYaaah:
lool and what am i thinkin

Amefrica:
That actually agitated my mind a lot When my face nor be cushion chair. Thanks sha.

godofwar666:
Has anyone notice that TheRealmrStan post is making Front page or is nairaland site hacked and op thunder fire you na only U get fp

itspecunious:
akeemu. hiss make I kick my okada joor

marvelck:
Most girls are just like Potiphar's wife, who are carried away by men and the favors they can get from men. And there are three major things that attract a woman to a man...Sex, Money or Appearance/IQ. Any man that doesn't have any of this, might find it difficult to get any woman. Cos, if you don't have money, but you're good in bed, you can have access to even the most beautiful ladies in the world. And if you don't have either of this, but you are handsome and intelligent, you wont be short of girls. As many of them would be coming after you, and taking care of you. But mind you, there's a limit to a woman's patience or tolerance. Cos, sex and good looks alone without money may not be able to make your woman stay with you for long. Most women are insatiable beings. Restless, adventurous and always craving for more. And once they are tired of one thing, they immediately change gear to another level. So, as a guy try and make enough money in addition to your good looks or sexual prowess in bed. Cos sex and good looks alone wont put food on the table!

clevvermind:
nothing much, but men find it hard to follow.

Hazardd:
Yea,simply because you approach her and make your feelings known to her and now she is now rising her ego and feeling over the moon.
I will advice you to ignore her completely and watch her reactions.maybe she want you to try harder for her because that's some girls way of thinking.

virginboy1:
When I was nice and broke they always fixed me on their friendzone list.
Now that i have small small cash flowing and a nice prospect.I have made their dating zone.

Ebubeslym:
why is it that ordinary civilians can kill this mofos with knife and clubs..
while our almighty soldiers with their Ak47s run at the sight of the same mofos....

yeye just dey oooze

2buff:
Imagine after you write your essay finish and all she manages to respond with 1 hour later is "K".
LOL who's time have you now wasted?
Or you have never seen foolish girls who will decide not to contact her bf unless he begs her...for doing absolutely nothing.
Or the one that feels too big to call her guy and check up on him (even if he is sick) because she feels he is the only one that should be reduced to such things. And the He-diot will still be smiling & thinking that he is in a relationship

To survive dating in this century, you need to be confident enough in yourself to know that as one drops, another one enters.
That confidence will be evident to her as well and she will know that there is a limit to what she can do before SHE herself loses you.
That is how you lead in the relationship as a man. You set the boundaries/fence, because girls are like children, they will always play everywhere in your compound. They need to know WHAT the compound is. Where it begins and where it ends, and that when they leave it, they're not coming back.
She must always know fully well that your relationship style is not the "begging" type. That though you love her, but whenever she wants to leave, the door is wide open. You be a solid rock.


If you no dey understand wetin I dey talk give you, you never arrive.
Dey pursue woman up and down and be a slave to their emotional rollercoasters if it works for you. All the best

BiHung:
Public Announcement!

When they carry GeJ's campaign rice come your dormot:

1. Collect am, say thank you

2. Check expiry date to sure say e never expire.

3. Chop am well well

4. drink ice water join...na energy for election day.

5. On February 14, vote for the man wey no get money to bribe you...the man wey no steal your money.

6. Vote BUHARI ... Na the man wey sabi d job

clevvermind:
It is one thing i'm used to. I don't allow any girl to open my car door by herself, i normally do it for them. Most married men do it for their wives and some guys do for their babes. Guys try to be nice to the ladies by saving them the stress of opening the car door by themselves. Opening the car door for your wife, girl or babe shows that you value and treasure her so much. It is also very romantic.

So guys, try and be opening your car door for your women when both of you wants to go out. Or when you want to pick a any girl.

Battery1:
I am here to tel u people dat I want to marry that lady dat won Miss Nairaland - December 2014...what's her name again? Ehhhhmmmm....Jennimma!
If she refuses, I wil do something stupid to myself.